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Title: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 09:11:41 AM
link (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050914/ids_photos_ts/r2587077477.jpg#gooderhead)

(http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050914/i/r2587077477.jpg)
QuoteU.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan's vision of freedom from want, persecution and war. REUTERS/Rick Wilking


This appears to be real.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 15, 2005, 09:21:54 AM
:-D 

President's gotta drain the vain too. 
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Wingspan on September 15, 2005, 09:25:16 AM
i would pay $500 for that sheet of paper...it's hysterical :-D
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 09:26:49 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 15, 2005, 09:21:54 AMPresident's gotta drain the vain too.

You're having some trouble with the English lately.  I think you mean 'vein.'
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: rjs246 on September 15, 2005, 09:26:57 AM
Once again, this is barely news.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 09:28:18 AM
Sure, but it's funny.  Funnier than Chinese cosmetic companies using dead humans for make-up manufacturing.  Yawn.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 15, 2005, 09:29:26 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 09:26:49 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 15, 2005, 09:21:54 AMPresident's gotta drain the vain too.

You're having some trouble with the English lately.  I think you mean 'vein.'

Que?   No hablo.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: rjs246 on September 15, 2005, 09:30:49 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 09:28:18 AM
Sure, but it's funny.  Funnier than Chinese cosmetic companies using dead humans for make-up manufacturing.  Yawn.

Clearly, our senses of humor differ vastly. Cram.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: MURP on September 15, 2005, 09:44:51 AM
He thinks he may need one.  Has to see if he can suck that turtle head back up in. 
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 09:54:19 AM
The guy just can't make a decision on his own.  He's the President, for farg sake.  He tells the Secretary of State that he has a bathroom need?  Jesus farging Christ!!  Excuse yourself for ten minutes.  If anyone asks, tell them you've got urgent business, you'll be right back.  You're the goddamned President, they don't have a choice but to wait!!
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: rjs246 on September 15, 2005, 09:56:32 AM
Or just excuse yourself and tell everyone you need to use the bathroom. It happens. Even if you're president.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 15, 2005, 09:58:34 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 09:54:19 AM
The guy just can't make a decision on his own.  He's the President, for farg sake.  He tells the Secretary of State that he has a bathroom need?  Jesus farging Christ!!  Excuse yourself for ten minutes.  If anyone asks, tell them you've got urgent business, you'll be right back.  You're the goddamned President, they don't have a choice but to wait!!

He needed a hall pass.

New rule implemented by Michael Chertoff as part of Homeland Security.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Wingspan on September 15, 2005, 09:58:39 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 09:28:18 AM
Sure, but it's funny.  Funnier than Chinese cosmetic companies using dead humans for make-up manufacturing.  Yawn.

nah, the potential of people smearing other people on their faces is way funnier than having to pee
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: phillymic2000 on September 15, 2005, 11:17:31 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 09:54:19 AM
The guy just can't make a decision on his own.  He's the President, for farg sake.  He tells the Secretary of State that he has a bathroom need?  Jesus farging Christ!!  Excuse yourself for ten minutes.  If anyone asks, tell them you've got urgent business, you'll be right back.  You're the goddamned President, they don't have a choice but to wait!!

Yeah cause he wouldn't need to let security know or anything like that.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Rome on September 15, 2005, 11:43:13 AM
I'm fairly certain that's a coded message.

What he really is asking of Condi is unfit for discussion in this family forum.

:-X
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Butchers Bill on September 15, 2005, 12:12:15 PM
I find it amusing that someone like Dio can call Ms. Rice "Condosleazy" and get away with it.  If a Republican were to call Barak Obama "Sleazy", or otherwise unfit for office, Dio would be screaming racism. 
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: rjs246 on September 15, 2005, 12:15:55 PM
Yay! Political conversations are so interesting! One person makes fun of something, another person gets their back up about it and starts throwing around assumptions and insults. Then the original person replies with some stereotypical reference to the very worst of the opposing side's preferred party, etc etc etc.

Let me save everyone the trouble. Politicians are idiots, thieves and power whores. And people who waste their time arguing about them are idiots.

Hooray!
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 12:31:24 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on September 15, 2005, 12:12:15 PM
I find it amusing that someone like Dio can call Ms. Rice "Condosleazy" and get away with it. If a Republican were to call Barak Obama "Sleazy", or otherwise unfit for office, Dio would be screaming racism.
You played the race card Joel, not me.  Condi was shoe shopping in Manhattan while Americans were dying in NOLA and the rest of the world was trying to offer aid.  In her case, sleazy fits.

Quote from: rjs246 on September 15, 2005, 12:15:55 PMAnd people who waste their time arguing about them are idiots.
Ha.  People who waste their time folowing people who are wasting their time...blah, blah.  You suck, too.  Hooray!!
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: rjs246 on September 15, 2005, 12:38:26 PM
Following nothin'. I open these threads under the hope that either A)something humorous will be said or B)something interesting will be said. Luckily I am constantly disappointed on both fronts as the utterly predictable course of the conversations inevitably follow. Don't worry, I'll continue to point out the humorless pointlessness of these arguments. You're welcome.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 15, 2005, 12:55:39 PM
What Bush really meant was that he wanted to do lines off Condi's stomach and then have raunchy anal sex with her in the handicapped stall.  I don't think it could be much more obvious.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 01:03:55 PM
I think he just needed to pee, but he didn't know what to do about it, so he was trying to get some help.  Also, he could possibly have needed help with his zipper.  He seems to have some trouble in that area.

(http://www.suprmchaos.com/1221-md7_bush_zipper.jpg)
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 15, 2005, 01:05:35 PM
They'd switch him to button-fly, but that's no great shakes either.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: General_Failure on September 15, 2005, 01:55:31 PM
Condoleeza Rice is nice, but I prefer A-Roni.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: rjs246 on September 15, 2005, 02:00:10 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 15, 2005, 01:55:31 PM
Condoleeza Rice is nice, but I prefer A-Roni.

D-
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Geowhizzer on September 15, 2005, 02:47:02 PM
Bush just wanted Minute-Rice  :D
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Rome on September 15, 2005, 02:49:59 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 15, 2005, 12:55:39 PM
What Bush really meant was that he wanted to do lines off Condi's stomach and then have raunchy anal sex with her in the handicapped stall.

Who wouldn't?

Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 15, 2005, 03:12:16 PM
Seriously...  That sounds like a quality way to get through "hump day" to me!
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Diomedes on September 15, 2005, 04:08:34 PM
the photo of the potty break note explained

link (http://www.pdnonline.com/pdn/newswire/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001137642)

QuoteReuters Explains Photo Of Bush Bathroom Note

September 15, 2005
By Daryl Lang

Don't blame the photographer.

That's the message from Gary Hershorn, a picture editor for Reuters, about the photo yesterday that shows President George W. Bush writing an all-too-human note during a UN meeting.

Bush is shown writing: "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible."

The photo, which quickly became fodder for blogs and e-mails among friends, was taken by Rick Wilking, a contract photographer based in Denver who recently covered the flooding in New Orleans.

Hershorn, Reuters' news editor for pictures for the Americas, says he's responsible for zooming in on the note and deciding to transmit the photo to Reuters clients. He says Wilking didn't know what the note said when he shot the picture.

"I'm so adamant that Rick has nothing to do with this. He was the just the guy who pushed the button," Hershorn says.

In response to the attention the photo is getting, Reuters' spokeswoman in London released a two-sentence statement about the picture: "The photographer and editors on this story were looking for other angles in their coverage of this event, something that went beyond the stock pictures of talking heads that these kind of forums usually offer. This picture certainly does that."

So how did the picture happen?

answer to that question and more at link
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 15, 2005, 04:21:05 PM
QuoteHershorn says heads of state seldom attend Security Council meetings, and it's possible that Bush was simply asking his secretary of state what the proper protocol was to be excused.

I'm not buying the obvious neo-con attempt to spin this.  Obviously, Bush wanted the dirty anal from Condi.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: MURP on September 15, 2005, 05:44:51 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/dmkdjb/bushfinger.jpg)
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on September 15, 2005, 09:34:04 PM
I find it mildly amusing, but really who cares? So the did had to pinch one off or piss makes no difference to me.  One thing that I do find of slight concern is that the photographers are allowed to just take pictures of what people are writing.  You would think at a UN meeting there could be some important shtein on some of those notes that the public is not supposed to see.  I don't know maybe not, but it just seems a little strange to me.
Title: Re: Bush asks Condosleazy for potty break at U.N.
Post by: MURP on September 16, 2005, 09:35:05 AM
Important information at a UN meeting?  ha.