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Pats and Raiders tonight in just over an hour.

Go Jerry Porter.

The season is upon us -- farg yeah!

Don't think Jerry Porter is playing tonight.

Derrick Burgess will play though. Will he stay healthy?

I hope NE loses. I'd like to see Randy Moss light 'em up.

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 08, 2005, 08:04:41 PM
Derrick Burgess will play though. Will he stay healthy?

Oh good, so we'll see the cart come out tonight.

He's a game time decision, and I've heard nothing about it.

Clayton was on ESPN Radio saying that Porter will most likely play tonight.

Yea I just checked the very reliable Raidersfans.net message board, and Jerry is a go tonight.

:deion

Quote from: MDS on September 08, 2005, 08:12:33 PM
Yea I just checked the very reliable Raidersfans.net message board, and Jerry is a go tonight.

:deion

say hi to biged76 while your there

If I start Jerry Porter tonight and he doesn't play...I'm coming after you MDS. :evil

Bring it, bastich.  >:D

I actually decided to keep Marcus Robinson as my flex guy tonight. But I have 25 minutes to change my mind again.

Change your mind. He's a HR hitter.

I'm a flip-flopping farger....

I'm going to start Porter. Sal Pal's report just saved you, MDS. :poison

Raider message board speaks the truth.  :paranoid

I really want the Raiders to win tonight. I'm getting tired of hearing about the Pats. They have a tough first 6 weeks and thats one of the reasons I picked the Jets.

Chad Brown & Monty Beisel cannot replace Johnson & Bruschi.

i can see it now.  Raiders beat the Pats and Eagles, then the Raiders get all the media drool for the rest of the year while the Eagles go 15-1 and then win the SB easily while the Raiders lose in the playoffs. 

double nice.

Why did I have to put up with an hour of crap before kick-off?

Jagger, Kanye, Maroon-5, Green Day, Ozzy "Hasbeen" Ozbourne, and Santana shut-up I want some football

Jimmy Kimmel sucked at half time. What a tool...

good game so far. 

Moss is sick.  Sick.

Is Burgess active tonight?  If so, they're paying him an awful lot of money to sit around.

I haven't seen him yet.  But Madden called some dude who was held by Daniel Graham Burgess, only to be corrected by Al.

Give Porter the ball. Now.

Quote from: Zanshin on September 08, 2005, 10:52:06 PM
Is Burgess active tonight? If so, they're paying him an awful lot of money to sit around.

He's a pass rushing specialist now.

Another Eagle goes somewhere else and does nothing. Has anyone left here and had some monatary success?

I don't know what that means, but many have gone to have monetary success.

Gramer polece out in ful furceee!

Spelling 5-0, bitch.

It's about all you're good for. That, and making fun of rjs. Cause let's face it, he sucks.

I'm also good at pissing in your drinks when you're not looking.

Didn't know that was you. Sneaky Bastich.

Pats defense is holding up quite well against this high powered Raiders offense.  They gave up that one big play to Moss but other than that, they've kept him and the Raiders in check for the most part. 

The season is young but so far the Pats haven't shown any signs of falling off. 

Or the Raiders still suck.

The officiating has been girlish.  That last penalty on Oakland-unnecessary roughness/forearm to the head-is called a tackle. 

Can't complain about that PI call though in the endzone.  Pats putting it on 'em now. 

The Raiders look like they're walking around on D. This is becoming a joke of a game.

Porter needs a TD or else I kill him. He knew what he had to do.

Oakland's pretty much secured the loss here.

Oakland showed some flashes but looked tired in the second half. They got sloppy too. Couldn't go the full 4 quarters against the champs. Looks like their game plan all season is going to be pound Jordan a million times, then randomly bomb to Moss.

Moss had an average game. Other than that lucky catch, he really didn't do much. Kinda like Portis' first game last year. Had that one play early then did pretty much nothing.

Neither team was all that impressive.

Quote from: Avenger on September 09, 2005, 12:57:48 AM
Moss had an average game. Other than that lucky catch, he really didn't do much. Kinda like Portis' first game last year. Had that one play early then did pretty much nothing.

Neither team was all that impressive.

He did enough... for my fantasy team, that is.  8)

Quote from: Avenger on September 09, 2005, 12:57:48 AM
Moss had an average game. Other than that lucky catch, he really didn't do much. Kinda like Portis' first game last year. Had that one play early then did pretty much nothing.

If TO turned in an identical performance and someone made a similar comment, would you agree with them?

5 for 130 with an impressive 73 yard score is plenty good enough for me to say he had a good game.  Or are you saying that Moss has to score more than once to have an above average game?  'Cause that's stooopid.

He had a good game.

Quote from: Diomedes on September 09, 2005, 08:01:44 AM

Quote from: Avenger on September 09, 2005, 12:57:48 AM
Moss had an average game. Other than that lucky catch, he really didn't do much. Kinda like Portis' first game last year. Had that one play early then did pretty much nothing.

If TO turned in an identical performance and someone made a similar comment, would you agree with them?

5 for 130 with an impressive 73 yard score is plenty good enough for me to say he had a good game.  Or are you saying that Moss has to score more than once to have an above average game?  'Cause that's stooopid.

Agreed.  Moss was probably the only Raider who had a good game.  His performance though is playing second fiddle to the team's suckage. 

I thought Lamont Jordan had some nice runs early on. That Pats run defense sure looks different without Bruschi & Johnson in the middle.

I still hate Rodney Harrison. I like Ben Watson though. I liked the Raiders PR/KR Chris Carr too.

Logan Mankins looked excellent at LG for the Pats.  Looks like their FO hit on a surprise pick again.

Raiders have no defense. They will score many a point against other pathetic AFC West teams.

Burgess got overpaid.

Quote from: FFatPatt on September 09, 2005, 10:01:33 AM
Burgess got overpaid.

lol...ya think?

The Raiders did OK against the run, but the secondary is suspect. Considering how the Eagles have Moss's number and how Collins seems to panic under pressure the Eagles Raiders game doesn't scare me at all.

burgess doesn't get warmed up until the playoffs remember?  too bad they won't make the playoffs this year. 

moss had an average game for him.  dropped a few easy throws.  Tom Brady is real good on 3rd down.  Deion Branch is so quick.  its yet to be seen if the pats are the same team.  wait til they play a decent team and we will find out.  i hate them either way.

Anyone else see this? (http://www.kffl.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138648)

Apparently, none of the national sports sites did.... ::)

Golden Boy can do no wrong. He's so dreamy.

Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 09, 2005, 11:33:07 AM
Anyone else see this? (http://www.kffl.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138648)

Apparently, none of the national sports sites did.... ::)

I saw it last night during the game but didn't think much of it. 

I thought it fairly obvious that Dillon was annoyed with the number and quality of carries he was getting, and Brady was trying to pump him up and tell him he'd get the rock.  Exactly what Owens was doing to McNabb in Pittsburgh.

Obviously, Corey has stopped going donw on Tom since they moved in together.

Quote from: Diomedes on September 09, 2005, 08:01:44 AM

Quote from: Avenger on September 09, 2005, 12:57:48 AM
Moss had an average game. Other than that lucky catch, he really didn't do much. Kinda like Portis' first game last year. Had that one play early then did pretty much nothing.

If TO turned in an identical performance and someone made a similar comment, would you agree with them?

5 for 130 with an impressive 73 yard score is plenty good enough for me to say he had a good game.  Or are you saying that Moss has to score more than once to have an above average game?  'Cause that's stooopid.

I would say the same thing. Kinda reminded me of TO's MNF performance against the Vikings. That TD catch late put him near 100 yards. Other than that he had a very average game. Moss has a nice game yesterday, but 5 catches 131 yards says it all. One catch was more than half of those yards. He wasn't consistent all game through. To his credit, Collins had no time to throw the ball to him.

Quote from: FFatPatt on September 09, 2005, 11:59:06 AM
I thought it fairly obvious that Dillon was annoyed with the number and quality of carries he was getting, and Brady was trying to pump him up and tell him he'd get the rock.  Exactly what Owens was doing to McNabb in Pittsburgh.

Exactly.

Funny..this wasn't the top story on every single channel/website/newspaper though. And don't give me, we'll its not TO. No, but it IS the Super Bowl Champ.

The Inky talked about it. And they were sucking off Tom saying he lit into Dillon to get him going or some shtein like that.

im like a giddy little girl waiting for 1 pm and football to start! the eagles don't even play today.  im going over to a chiefs fans house to watch the games, he has the ticket.  i can't wait til the eagles play the chiefs.  theres gonna be some shtein talking for that@! are you ready for some football bitches!?!

I'm gettin misty eyed...kickoff is 10 minutes away.

Go Bears, Cards, Lions, Saints, Chargers and Ravens.

Did ESPN just pick Kyle Boller to be one of the best QBs of the season?

Steve Young did. :-D

Why the farg are Simpson and Lachey singing? Who picked those camera hogs......

Wow Tennessee just cut through the Steelers defense like swiss cheese.  Titans 7-0.

Ramsey made another crappy pass.  :-D

Troy Vincent with an INT of Carr.

Phreaks Jets are getting owned at KC, down 17-0....but they just picked off Old Man Green to avoid further damage

Minny's lethal offense has accounted for 3 turnovers and 0 pts. Luckily, theyre playing the Bucs and its 7-7

The Saints beatin the NFC Champion Carolina Panthers 14-7. They even scored on their opening drive  :paranoid

Jets are disappointing me. But KC looks better than I thought they would. Larry Johnson is going to be a player, folks. When Holmes is done, LJ will tear it up.

Chicago's defense is good. So is Washington's, but Orton looks crappy. Portis looks like he did last year. Ramsey got farged up by Lance Briggs.

Willie Parker is on fire! Roethlisberger looks 100% better than he did in the PS, but is it b/c the Titans defense sucks? Probably.

I picked the Broncos in my suicide pool. And Peter King's lover, Jake Plummer is like 6/17 for 30 yards. Come on Denver, you fargs. >:(

Daunte Culpepper looks like a regular QB now. Nothing spectacular. Their rushing game sucks.

I need Shaun Alexander and Trent Green to start scoring points for me.

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 02:40:36 PM


I picked the Broncos in my suicide pool. And Peter King's lover, Jake Plummer is like 6/17 for 30 yards. Come on Denver, you fargs. >:(

Hahaha...me too.  Fargin Broncos.  I thought everyone wanted them to win the West?

Antonio Brown fumbles the opening kickoff of the 2nd half for Washington! :-D

Waco - I've got SD in the West.

Sorry...i meant a lot of experts, not anyone from here. 

I thought they may win the west also.  But SD is pretty dang good lookin.

The Titans defense does blow. That won't stop the media from riding Roethlisberger and Pittsburgh offensive line.

Denver looks awful. Their defense has gotten them a bunch of turnovers, and they've nothing done with it.

Losman looks like he's done a good job. Getting his team in FG range on most possesions, and not turning the ball over.

Shaun Alexander needs to do something. Get in the end zone. You bum.

Bears score!

New Orleans is fixin' to score again...on the Most Awesome Defense Ever 1 yard line

Quote from: The Waco Kid on September 11, 2005, 02:44:31 PM
  But SD is pretty dang good lookin.

Thanks  :-*

I'd just like to say the NFL Sunday Ticket is the greatest thing ever.  :)

Denver stopped Miami on 4th & 1...

Come on BRONCOS you fargin jackoffs how 'bout a score now?

God, I mean Daunte Culpepper, is 7-12 for 77 yards with a pick. Yup, to the superbowl they go.

The taterskins continue to do the zesty WR screen play that has totaled all of 6 yards. Yea, Gibbs is really opening up the playbook.

Titans/Steelers game is way ahead of the other ones. CBS could get us out to something better (Cinci/Cle or Mia/Den I guess).

Delhomme picked! SI needs to change their cover.  :P Carolina looks REALLY unimpressive.

Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2005, 02:55:03 PM
God, I mean Daunte Culpepper, is 7-12 for 77 yards with a pick. Yup, to the superbowl they go.

The taterskins continue to do the zesty WR screen play that has totaled all of 6 yards. Yea, Gibbs is really opening up the playbook.

Titans/Steelers game is way ahead of the other ones. CBS could get us out to something better (Cinci/Cle or Mia/Den I guess).

Get on the horn with Gumbel and make it happen. I want the DEN/MIA game.

Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2005, 02:55:03 PM
God, I mean Daunte Culpepper, is 7-12 for 77 yards with a pick. Yup, to the superbowl they go.

2 fumbles too.

The Skins look like ass. They're no different than the Skins we've all grown to know and hate. Betts looks better than Portis.

I guess NO blew the scoring chance on the 1?

But Delhomo just got INT'd.

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 02:55:53 PMGet on the horn with Gumbel and make it happen. I want the DEN/MIA game.

It's Sean McManus (head of CBS Sports) and whoever produces the NFL Today who makes those calls. Gumbel is just a talking head.

Skins driving, lookin at 6 inside the 10.
Saints threatning in red zone, too.
Steelers pouring it on, 34-7 now
Jacksonville took back to lead with another Jimmy Smith TD

Skins with another FG. 9-7 Skins.

NO in the Red zone.

Skins on the 1 yard line...now 4th down...will Joe go for it? No. He's kicking the FG will be 9-7 taterskins.

F'ing Denver still sucking huge fat elephant balls. I hate Plummer. I hate myself for not picking Cincy like I was going to originally in my suicide pool. Farg.

McCallister with a run to the right side for 7. First and Goal for NO. Jenkins hurt AGAIN.

Hey...can Trent Green throw a TD or two please?

Titans converted on 4th & 2...holding penalty brings it back and they have to punt now. Pittsburgh killing them 34-7

3rd down and 2, McCallister to the right...gets stuffed. NO brings in the FG unit. Carney connects on a 29 yarder. 17-7 Aints.

Jeez Minnesota is not even coming close to scoring points. Is the Bucs defense really that good?

And the Jets are going to be shut out in KC. Boy, do they miss Freddie Mitchell.

I benched Willie Parker in my money FFL for Shaun Alexander....I'm a dope. But I do have Parker in another FFL. They pulled him for Haynes now.

Vikes rushing attack in lethal today! They miss Whizzinator.

Sonofabitch! Culpepper just threw a TD to Wiggins (my money FFL) and it was called back for OPI. >:(

Nice catch & throw by Chicago there....Orton to Bradley for 22 on 3rd & 6th.

now Orton throws an INT. :boo


FARGING MIAMI SCORED A GODDAMN TD

Ahh bs. I'm playing a guy with the Bucs defense. I need some points from Minny. Good, they just hit a long FG. That helps.

Orton makes a nice throw on 3rd and 6, the a bad one and its picked off. Damnit.

McMichael TD gives Fins a 13-3 on Shanhahahananana

The Dolphins were my upset pick of the week. I hope they hold on I have money on them.

The Vikings are f'n frauds. No offense without Moss. I know it's easy to talk early, but I love it.

Also, how about them Saints? Good for them, I hope they hold on. The Saints may be charged up after everything that has happened. I'm sick of everyone predicting the Panthers to be this powerhouse.

I really hate Denver. And I'm mad for not picking Cincy so I'm going to go get a load on.

TD Carolina. Stephen Davis. 17-14 NO.

We both picked Denver to finish last in the division. I think they are going to suck this year. I'm surprised you took them, but hey I took the taterskins in the suicide pool on here, and they suck. I still hope the taterskins lose even though I picked em in my suicide pool. Eagles come first no matter what.

Also I think the Niners could upset the Rams today. Another potential upset there.

Am I reading NFL Gamecenter right?!?

Chad Pennington has fumbled SIX times?!?!?!?

Quote from: Avenger on September 11, 2005, 03:18:31 PM
We both picked Denver to finish last in the division. I think they are going to suck this year. I'm surprised you took them, but hey I took the taterskins in the suicide pool on here, and they suck. I still hope the taterskins lose even though I picked em in my suicide pool. Eagles come first no matter what.

Also I think the Niners could upset the Rams today. Another potential upset there.

If that happens, a WHOLE bunch of us are out of the suicide league.  :-D

I can't believe that a lot of people would take the Rams today. They may very well win, but when people do suicide leagues, a lot of people look at the worst team in the NFL and pick whoever they are playing. Spots in the NFL are very important, and this is a good spot for the Niners. Today was a very good spot for the Dolphins too. Whether they hang on or not remains to be seen, but they certainly will cover whether they win or not. I bet money on the Dolphins, and I took the Broncos in my pick em league. Best of both worlds.  8)

Orton has looked good in the second half, aside from that costly pick.

Miami in the red zone, looking to put the game away. Denver blows.

Seattle/Jacksonville and New Orleans/Carolina are the two best games. Good thing neither one of them is on CBS.

The farging Fish scored again.

20-3 Dolphins.

goddamn

The Titans completely fell apart. What a brutal game to watch. Mistake after mistake. Henry what a GREAT pickup. Fumbles on one of his first carries.

KC scored again. Larry Johnson. 27-0.

Why is CBS still on this 34-7 PIT game?

Bears can't stop move backwards with the false starts. They were in FG range and theyre back in Skins terrortory. Pathetic.

For Steelers fans living in the Philly area.

Bears imploding...

3 false starts in a row!

2nd and 28.

Orton sacked.

Good job, Chicago OL you fargs.

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 03:31:15 PM
Why is CBS still on this 34-7 PIT game?

Can't switch games. Theres really nothing else good on CBS. Houston/Buffalo is the best game. And it's 19-7

I heard Kris Jenkins is out for the season. Can anyone confirm?

Time for a taterskins turnover. Come on Bears.

Haven't heard anything on Jenkins other than SD saying earlier that he was hurt....

Insurance Salesman Tommy Maddox in now.

Denver about to score....they'll need 13 points to win with avout 13:00 to go.

Jesus Christ...

Denver gets to the 1 yard line for 1st and goal and cannot score...its 4th and goal on the 2 now.

Skins close to putting away the Bears. Oh well, they won't be able to beat anybody good. And this way a very unimpressive win for them.

Minny inside the Bucs 30....get 7 here, screw you Gruden.

Broncos got a TD on 4th down. Plummer passes to Johnson. 10 pt game.

Miami-Denver game on CBS now...

Denver did score! 20-10

Washington's offense impressed me today. :-D

Can't wait to read Art's take on it.

 :-D :-D

Marty Booker TD Miami.

27-10 Fins.

Bears will get a last shot here. Will have to go the distance, but only need a FG. Let's do it, boys!

:-D Ferrotte to Booker. 60 yards. House. Game. Broncos suck.

Come on Orton....

1st pass almost INT...

Orton fumbles...Griffin forces and recovers fumble

That didn't take long. Game over. Skins win. Gibbs is god.

Minny got a FG. 4pt game.

Jax has a 9pt lead on Seattle. Alexander do something.

Fox sending us to Carolina/New Orleans. About a half hour to see that one.

Skins are about to win 9-7. Wow, they were really impressive. Good call Art.  :-D

Oh well...they play Dallas on MNF next week. They'll lose.

Remember they beat TB last year too. Wait until they place a real offensive team.

Bums are up 8-1 for those not following MLB today.

Ron Pitts and Tim Ryan. $$

Two boneheaded calls by me today:

1. Picking Denver to win in suicide pool
2. Not starting Willie Parker in my $ FFL.

And both were changes of my mind late this morning. Shoulda went with my first choices. >:(

I'm killing myself for picking the Jets over the Chiefs. Never again with Pennington.

Minny again threatning the Bucs. Get a TD, come on!

Alexander has 70 rushing yards and thats it. Nice first pick, moron.

Smith with an absolutely beautiful catch from Delhomme...now he's down...again.

Moe Williams tipped the ball, PICKED OFF by the Bucs in the RedZone. Minny farging sucks. 

Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrging bastich. Big swing in my fantasy game right there.

3rd and 1 Bucs, Cadillac Williams bust it up the middle for 71 yards TOUCHDOWN Bucs. I'd like to reiterate, Minnesota SUCKS!

Who needs Randy Moss?  :-D Losers.

Kasay for the tie........got it.

Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2005, 04:09:24 PM
Who needs Randy Moss?  :-D Losers.

Kasay for the tie........got it.

And with that, Culpepper throws ANOTHER pick!  :-D That's 4 Turnovers by him today.  :-D

Carolina kicks a FG, tie game. 20-20.

Great. Just pile it on.

Saints driving down lookin to win the game.

Carney kicking a FG for the win, 47 yards. He.......got it!

NO drives to Carolina's 30. Carney in for the win.

The kick is up...and...ITS GOOD!!! 47 YARDS! NO WINS!

On to the 415 games.....

Bledsoe FUMBLES the snap! Recovered by SD.  :yay

I'm proud of the Saints.

GOOD FOR THEM!  :yay

Vikings overratedness got exposed today. They were my bust team this year. They will miss Moss as I said multiple times, and their defense is so overrated.

I'm still alive in the suicide pool on here. I took the Skins. Thankfully I got them out of the way early, they suck.

TD SD. They went through the Girls new 3-4 like a hot knife through swiss cheese.

LT is GOD!

This is gonna be some division.

Jenna Shockey got a TD  :(

Dallas is looking sharp.









LMFAO.

3 straight penalties.  :-D

Bledsoe sacked at the one yard line after 3 straight penalties...

Actually, make that FOUR straight penalties. Holding Dallas and Bledsoe STILL got sacked.

4 straight. lmfao

Make that FIVE straight penalties.

omg...lmfao

Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 11, 2005, 04:39:59 PM
Dallas is looking sharp.









LMFAO.

3 straight penalties.  :-D

Make that Five :-D

Yea, theyre going to the playoffs.

The NFC East is goin be one tough division this year.

hey phreak, how about that Derrick Johnson.  stud already.

Did he do anything special today? I didn't see that game.

Eli picked off, Cruds score on the Pick.

10-7 Cruds.

lol

Dallas 14-7

All the cockroaches in their Aikman and Smith jerseys are happy.

That won't last.

SD is far too good to let this crap team beat them.

I hope so. Dallas really blows.

NFC Champion St. Louis Rams down 14-6 to the 49ers.  :-D

Quote from: MURP on September 11, 2005, 04:45:08 PM
hey phreak, how about that Derrick Johnson.  stud already.

Indeed. 9 tackles and a sack today. :yay

Chiefs defense did look good. I'm still amazed that Pennington fumbled 6 goddamn times. :-D

Karlos Dansby is tearing up the Jints...he picked off Sheli twice and sacked her once.

Cards dominating the Giants...Niners on their way to more points against the Rams.

How could people pick them to go to the Superbowl?

Why are my fantasy guys eatin balls today?

Roy Williams? Nothing.
Kevin Jones? Nothing.
Shaun Alexander? Nothing.

But I benched Cadillac & Willie Parker.... :'(

Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2005, 05:24:52 PM
NFC Champion St. Louis Rams down 14-6 to the 49ers.  :-D

I'm sure that geen-yus Mike Martz has something up his sleeve.  >:D

I'm even more pissed that STL could lose today and MIN/CAR lost because a ton of guys picked them in the $ suicide pool I'm in.

I really wantto shoot myself for switching from Cincy.

Go Chargers, I could win stupid CCF one.

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 05:40:54 PM
I'm even more pissed that STL could lose today and MIN/CAR lost because a ton of guys picked them in the $ suicide pool I'm in.

I really wantto shoot myself for switching from Cincy.

My.  Pick.  Sucks.

21-6 49ers.

I'm scared they'll win at The Linc next week. :P

21-6 now.  :-D

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 05:43:19 PM
21-6 49ers.

I'm scared they'll win at The Linc next week. :P

Yea, cause were on the same level as the Rams.

Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2005, 05:43:48 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 05:43:19 PM
21-6 49ers.

I'm scared they'll win at The Linc next week. :P

Yea, cause were on the same level as the Rams.

Arnaz Battle & Fred Amey will be their secret weapons!

hahaha, I knew it.

I took the Niners today.

21-9 game at the half. Go Niners!

oldass Bryant Young has 3 sacks today for the 49ers...

Favruh fumbles....feed the ball to Kevin Jones or throw to Williams, Mooch!

Kevin Johnson is their leading WR!

Eli to Burress for 44 yards...Jints in the RZ

I forgot to set my lineups for my fantasy teams today. Oh well, I don't even really care. Not a big fantasy football fan.

Jacobs steals a TD away from Barber.

Do you have Sunday Ticket or something?

Brandon Jacobs TD for the Jints

14-13

I'm following on NFL.com

Carnells Williams had a good game. I picked him for ROTY. I hope he keeps it up, I'm a fan of him.

Jints scored again...21-13 now.

Pam Anderson is bangin the Chargers LS David Binn. They just showed her on TV. I guess he wants to get the Hep-C?

I'd take the risk. You win some, you lose some.

Warner picked. Barber next play to the hizzzz house. 21-13 Gints.

SD back up 21-14. Give the ball to Witten!

Cards returned the kick 59 yards...they got close then Arrington lost 11 yards on a run.

Still in FG range.

SF leading 28-9 now! :-D

Dammit! Warner to Fitz for 30 yards to the 1!

Why couldn't he score for me????

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 06:12:18 PM
SF leading 28-9 now! :-D

Holy F....looks like I'm out of the suicide pool already

And Fitz scores!

21-19 now...don't know if they go for 2 or not

They do and miss it. Don't like the move by Green.

Quote from: Beermonkey on September 11, 2005, 06:14:46 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 06:12:18 PM
SF leading 28-9 now! :-D

Holy F....looks like I'm out of the suicide pool already

I picked Denver because I didn't want to go with the masses and pick STL in case of this happening. But my "genius move" backfired on me and I gotr shafted. I shoulda stayed with Cincy. We can cry together. :'(

Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2005, 06:15:48 PM
They do and miss it. Don't like the move by Green.

Still plenty of time to go though...

Quote from: Beermonkey on September 11, 2005, 06:14:46 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 06:12:18 PM
SF leading 28-9 now! :-D

Holy F....looks like I'm out of the suicide pool already

About half of us are, BM.  :-D

Us, and whoever picked Denver over the Dolphins.

Guess we could always start a league with all the cast off's from week 1, cuz it sounds like there may be a lot of them. 

I count at least 14 from our CF Suicide league that will be eliminated...that is unless STL manages a miracle comeback. 

F'ing Jints returned the kickoff 95 yards for a TD. Willie Ponder

28-19...

Told ya they shouldve gone for 1.....

Yep..you're right

Quote from: The Waco Kid on September 11, 2005, 06:18:48 PM
Guess we could always start a league with all the cast off's from week 1, cuz it sounds like there may be a lot of them. 

I count at least 14 from our CF Suicide league that will be eliminated...that is unless STL manages a miracle comeback. 

We'd have more in our league than who's left:

Quote  MURP PHI @ATL 
  Mad-Lad STL @SFO 
  Tomahawk'sPicksWillDestroyYou CAR NOR  
  rjs246 STL @SFO 
  The Waco Kid DEN @MIA 
  Diomedes' Bronx Brigands SDG DAL 
  Satoshi GNB @DET 
  mikey418 STL @SFO 
  t_section224 CAR NOR 
  WEST is GOD WAS CHI 
  MadMarchHare WAS CHI 
  Demonchildren DEN @MIA 
  Geowhizzer STL @SFO 
  MDS SDG DAL 
  sarge STL @SFO  
  NGM STL @SFO  
  FFatPatt's Fatty Fatheads STL @SFO  
  PhillyPhanInDC STL @SFO 
  Eagles3x STL @SFO 
  Phattymatt  DEN @MIA

MURP will still be there after tomorrow, of course.

Two picked Washington- still alive thanks to Chicago's sucky offense

Dio and MDS picked San Diego- still up in the air (tied at 21).

Satoshi picked Green Bay- right now they're losing

There could literally be THREE left after the first week.

We're as bad as Hoge!  :-D

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 06:22:35 PM
F'ing Jints returned the kickoff 95 yards for a TD. Willie Ponder

28-19...

Glad I picked him up in rd 4  :paranoid

SD and Dallas goin back and forth. Good game...if only Witten could get the ball thrown his way.

Lousy Willie Ponder...

I'm probably going to lose all 3 of my FFL matchups today
Lost in suicide pool
Didn't even get my pick in for the CF suicide pool
Missed a lot of picks in the pick'em contest

Great day for me. :-D

It all won't matter when the Eagles beat down the good for nothing Falcons tommorrow night.

Jints scored again...Eli to Burress

35-19 now.

Rams have time, down 10 with the ball.

Dallas lookin to tie game.

Dallas takes the lead....28-24

I would take it, it Witten caught the TD.

Come back SD.....

Doesn't look like God Favre is doing too well. 17-3 Detroit.

New Jint Chad Morton returns the punt 52 yards for the TD...

42-19 Jints. :o

Whew!

McCardell fumbles but they rule down by contact...no fumble!

Chargers driving.

Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2005, 06:57:41 PM
Rams have time, down 10 with the ball.

Dallas lookin to tie game.

As for my suicide pick:
(http://www.domestic-church.com/CONTENT.DCC/20000701.GRAPHICS/notdeadyet.jpg)

"I'm not dead!"

F Harrington & Mooch!

Mike Williams (not Kevin Jones or Roy Williams) get the TD for DET.

Kurt Warner is the Cardinals leading rusher. :-D

4th & 14 coming up for the Chargers...looks like Dallas is going to win.

ERIC PARKER WITH AN AMAZING CATCH!! FIRST AND GOAL SD!!!!

OH MY!!

SD converts the 4th down! Brees lobs one up to Parker and he catches it for 32 yards!!

Why SD didn't try to run it in..I don't know.

4th and goal now. COME ON

Fargining god. How could you not let LT touch the ball there.

Aaron Glenn INT...

Cowboys win

Jints 1-0
Skins 1-0
Cowboys 1-0

Sandy botched that. They should have run the ball when half the Dallas D was running on the field.

Detroit's going to win. Bet a LOT of suicide leagues are down to one or two people after week one. :)

How in the farg can't the Chargers punch it in? You've got to be farging kidding me.  >:(

Awful. Dallas cannot be good. Maybe SD was a 1 year wonder.

Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2005, 07:22:37 PM
Awful. Dallas cannot be good. Maybe SD was a 1 year wonder.

San Diego kept giving Dallas chances with all the penalties. Still, San Diego should have won that one.

Over 2 mins to go, Rams down by 10. 4th and goal. They go for it...and make it.

Martz is a moron.

Poor choice in not running it there...they had timeouts.

And Scifres' 18 yard shank gave th Boys good FP to get that  go ahead TD

STL - 25
SF - 28

FOX going to bonus coverage next

Dallas looked terrible. The Chargers just looked even worse. Cowboys defense couldn't stop squat, and their offense was mediocre at best.

Bulger 32/55 362 yards 2 TDs

Cwboys got lucky. Theyre not that good. SD might take a step back, but I figure they can still win that division. That defense looked bad, though.

Last 2 mins of Rams/Niners on!

Cowboys wouldn't have even been in the game if Jammer was out with the flu. Jammer sucks, he was good in college though. Even when you are as bad as the Cowboys if you give them like 10 first downs on 3rd and longs with penalties, they will eventually score. If Cowboys bring that slop into the Linc they will be out of it by the mid first quarter.

The Chargers had way too many defensive penalties.  I couldn't tell you how many times Dallas had 3rd-and-long only to be given a 1st down on a San Diego penalty.

SF INT's it!

Game over

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 11, 2005, 07:32:55 PM
SF INT's it!

Game over

Farg.. Farg...Farg

2...probably 3 people move on in Survival.

I spent the entire day on my couch flipping from game to game to game and it was absolutely wonderful.  :yay

Be honest. There wasn't a pair of pants within twenty feet of you.

Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 11, 2005, 08:10:14 PM
I spent the entire day on my couch flipping from game to game to game and it was absolutely wonderful.  :yay

I did the same thing and it was everything I thought it would be  :yay

Hope the Gints, Girls, and Skins fans are enjoying tonight. It's probably the only night the Eagles will be in last place in the NFC East for the next decade or so.

Quote from: General_Failure on September 11, 2005, 08:12:20 PM
Be honest. There wasn't a pair of pants within twenty feet of you.

Damn skippy.  I ate like 3 bowls of chili though and after my trip to the bathroom I felt it would be in the best interest of my leather recliner to at least throw a pair of skivvies on.  :paranoid. 

I had a really good day today betting wise. I took the Dolphins, Niners among a few other teams that covered.

I didn't do very good in my pick em league, whatever upset I took, since the pick em has no points I just took most favorites. I really don't care about that though.

Watching the Sunday Night Game, Simon's wearing #97 and he looks about 50 lbs. heavier than last season. I had to check their roster #s to make sure that was him.

Quote from: SD_Eagle on September 11, 2005, 09:09:19 PM
Watching the Sunday Night Game, Simon's wearing #97 and he looks about 50 lbs. heavier than last season. I had to check their roster #s to make sure that was him.

He's going to have 25 sacks this year.  All the expert say he's the difference maker for the Colts.

... and I have an innate abilty to see these things.  :paranoid

The only way he has 25 sacks this year is if he goes to White Castle.

2 tackles in the first half.  The Eagles should have paid the man!  :deion  :evil

Wow, he actually improved!

Those white unis are for sure not flattering on Simon.

He's a fatass and a half now....compared to just being a fatass here.

So does that mean they have to sew two taint patches into his pants or what?

3-0 game at the half. SNF Crew is awsome.

Can this game get anymore boring? Mcguire is brutal to listen to. He keeps talking about the same stuff all over, and says the same stuff every time.

WATCH HIS FEET FOLKS! THEY DON'T STOP MOVING.

yea, we get that, you said the same for Priest Holmes, Jerome Bettis, Ryan Moats, Curtis Martin, Rudi Johnson, etc etc.

Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2005, 10:07:41 PM
3-0 game at the half. SNF Crew is awsome.

I had to mute them already a few times tonight.

If I have to hear about this being a chess match one more time, I'll vomit.

Patrick creaming his pants after every play. Holy Cow! Can you believe it!

Shut the hell up. Bring back Sumerall.

I turned it on for a minute. During that minute I heard every Sunday Night crew gimmick.

If you're looking for a giggle this evening (http://mb9.scout.com/fravensinsiderfrm1.showMessage?topicID=34745.topic)

QuoteHMMM..... Raven531 you are an idiot! I AM A RAVENS FAN!! Did you not get it by the name???>TITANHATER

:-D

The Ravens might make the playoffs now, Boller's hurt.

Wright can't be any worse. Might be a blessing in diguise for the Ravens.

McGuire:  It looks like it might be his ankle.

The Leg:  Yeah, or it could be his leg.

I don't know why but that really, really made me laugh.  :-D

Quote from: TexasEagle on September 11, 2005, 10:49:41 PM
Wright can't be any worse. Might be a blessing in diguise for the Ravens.

I don't think Wright's all that bad of a qb actually.  :paranoid  Seriously.  :paranoid

Theisman: Oh, you just feel terrible for him.

Yeah, you would now wouldn't you Joey.

Wright's thrown two good passes so far. Superbowl bound!

Oh. My. God. Corey is gonna die out there at that size.

Quote from: General_Failure on September 11, 2005, 10:54:56 PM
Oh. My. God. Corey is gonna die out there at that size.

If he's under 330 than I'm Mother Theresa.

I wasn't going to spend too much time bashing Simon but he looks like 10 pounds of shtein stuffed into a 5 pound bag with that all white uniform on.   :o

He literally dwarfs the rest of the defensive line.

I need Mason or Heap to get in the end zone. Unlikely, but theres always a chance that somebody falls down on the Colts defense and the Ravens actually score a touchdown.

That someone will surely be Simon. I'm not sure how that helps you.

Quote from: MDS on September 11, 2005, 11:01:44 PM
I need Mason or Heap to get in the end zone. Unlikely, but theres always a chance that somebody falls down on the Colts defense and the Ravens actually score a touchdown.

That's what you get for putting Ravens on your fantasy team. 

Yea, I know. I wasn't even there for that draft though. I sent in a list, and unlucky, got stuck with two Ravens. I still have the second most points right now.

That's what you get for putting Ravens on your list then.  :P

Matt Stover sucks  :-D

Stover 0-3 on FG's.   :-D  He's on one of my fantasy teams  :'(  That's what I get for having Ravens on my team.  :paranoid

Is one of the Andersons still available?

For my fantasy teams or for the Ravens? 

For birthday parties.

I love watching the Ravens beat themselves.  :-D 

Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 11, 2005, 11:09:46 PM
I love watching the Ravens beat themselves.  :-D 

:sly

I knew that was uh....coming.  :paranoid 

Wright is no better than Boller. Speaks volumes.

Dude, the Colts are pitching a shutout. They're lightyears better than they were last year. All because of Simon!

Nice pass Wright.

Ray is going to kill somebody.

Again.

24-0 game.

I liked the :deion impression on that INT TD celebration.

Wow, this game sucked.

Beefcake Simon ate one of the numbers off his own jersey.

Fantasy implications still ride for me in these past two minutes. And that is in the hands of Anthony Wright.  :yay

Okay, I actually hate the Colts now.

 :-D That useless Mason catch gave me a 99-99 tie in the game.

Manning shows his true colors again, passing and into the endzone no less when the game is already over.

Well, he has to be this decades Dan Marino, so excess TD passes are essential.

No shutout. I feel weird about feeling good about that.

Now Simon can do what he came to the game for: Dig out on the post-game buffet!

I'm glad Stover was able to come through in the clutch for me and nail that extra point.  :boo

(http://www.concretefield.net/uploads/admin/simon-colts.jpg)

Man...Simon really let himself go. I guess he was lyin to DGunn about working out. He was the only DL on that team not getting a push tonight.

I enjoyed that game. Good until the 3rd quarter at least.

Once again the terrible QB situation in BAL shows why they won't make the playoffs.

Billick's face was funny to watch tonight. 3 missed FG's...an 80+ yard penalty on that KOR...multiple INTs. :-D

The Colts won't beat the Patriots. So none of this matters.

(http://colts.com/images%5Cnews_photos%5Cgameday_dump/GE5K2532.jpg) (http://colts.com/images%5Cnews_photos%5Cgameday_dump/GE5K2541.jpg)

2004
(http://org-www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/ICBLCJCIIHCN/simon_041219.jpg)

2001
(http://www.nfl.com/images/photos/2001/week20/STL_CoreySimonKurtWarner2Q_012702.jpg)

(http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/212_profile_img1_michelin.gif)

NBC10 showed him walking back to the huddle in slow motion.  It was gross.

My week 1 rundown, starting from the top:

- The Chiefs defense looked solid today. Whether or not it was a one week wonder remains to be seen. The running game looks incredible as usual. Eagles are going to have hands full when we play them. They look like the toughest game on the schedule right now. As for the Jets... Pennington had a terrible day, as did the whole team, but I expect them to rebound. Chiefs as of week 1(which isn't saying much) is the best team in the AFC West.

- Saints played very well today. They've always had the talent to succeed. Maybe it's that time they put it together. The interviews about them playing the entire season on the road showed me they just looked confident. Maybe it was a fluke, who knows. The Panthers shouldn't be written off yet, they are still talented, although I never predicted them to win that division in the first place.

- The taterskins looked terrible as usual. The defense was solid, but it's the frickin Bears. They would make the Packers defense look good. I had them written off before the season even started and they showed nothing to change my opinion.

- Roethlisberger had a good game, but not as spectacular as everyone was saying. The Titans defense stinks, and he didn't do anything completely spectacular. They had no pass rush on him, and he stood back there all day and picked his targets. Parker had a good game, but I severely doubt he repeats a performance like that again.

- The Vikings are frauds. This isn't a new opinion for me, they were my bust pick this season, even though they'll probably still make the playoffs(because the NFC north is so bad). Look at these receiving stats:

N. Burleson   3   45   0   20
J. Kleinsasser   4   42   0   13
T. Taylor   3   38   0   25
J. Wiggins   4   33   0   17
M. Williams   2   32   0   25
M. Robinson   3   22   0   14
M. Bennett   3   21   0   10

You're telling me they are fine without Moss who had 151 yards and a TD against the Pats great defense? Gimme a break. Trading Moss was the next dumbest trade since the Broncos gave up Portis. Both deals will cost those teams dearly. Also Culpepper was their leading rusher with 19 yards. They have no RB either. Bennett stinks, Moore and Williams are just average. When was the last time Culpepper didn't throw a TD in a game? Coincidently I think it's the first time in a long time, and no Moss.

- My man Cadillac Williams had a real nice game, but half of his yards were on one run. I'm only semi rooting for him, since he is a Buc and I still hate that team.

- Denver is a team I picked to finish last in the division, and today they made me look correct. They couldn't stop the Dolphins offense, which is average, and they couldn't do anything against the Dolphins defense. It's good, but it's not incredible. I don't think the Broncos will turn it around much either. This team just doesn't look very good to me.

- Rams will be better than they showed today. I liked the Niners today because of the spot, but the Rams still got that division. Especially since their home field advantage is a notch above a lot of other teams. The Niners surprised them because the Rams are poorly coached. The Rams will be an 8-8 or so team, so I'm not saying they are great, but better than they showed today. They could never win on the road, so it's no real surprise. Over the years they've lost to terrible teams on the road.

- Dallas sucks, overrated performance. Eagles will sweep them easily. farg Dallas. Chargers really missed Gates today. If he's there they win. That loss could really hurt them if the AFC West is tight like I think it'll be.

- Giants winning is no real surprise to me. I don't get this whole Cardinals bandwagon. They aren't that great, and Kurt Warner sucks. Their defense is average as well. Burress had a decent game, and Jacobs looks like a goal line nightmare. No worry because the Giants won't sniff the goal line against the Eagles.

- Packers looked like the worst team in football today. Yes, worse than the Ravens. Walker could be out for the season, so it could be a long year for them, but in a terrible division they still have hope.

- Lastly, the Ravens stink. Their defense was good as usual, but it could only hold on for so long. The offense just is terrible. Boller didn't even play that bad of a game either. I don't get what it is, but it seems receivers just don't get open in that offense. They don't get any big plays down field very often. Jamal Lewis started out good early, then from the 2nd quarter on got completely shut down. The Colts weren't all that impressive. They pretty much played like I expected on offense, but the defense looked pretty good. That isn't saying much because the Ravens offense is terrible.

Quote from: General_Failure on September 11, 2005, 11:40:56 PM
Manning shows his true colors again, passing and into the endzone no less when the game is already over.

What? NOT MANNING! He's...he's...the best QB....Ever.

This is going to sound weird...but Simon gets fat in the same way girls tend to get fat.

Watching the Ravens get their asses kicked on national television made my entire week. 

Quote from: MURP on September 12, 2005, 09:07:41 AM
Watching the Ravens get their asses kicked on national television made my entire week. 

My entire week will be made tonight.  8)

touche

LMFAO (http://mb9.scout.com/fravensinsiderfrm1.showMessage?topicID=34802.topic)

Just an FYI....Peter King reported today that the Patriots have now upped their parking to $35.00 from the $25 it was for the past few seasons.

Just checking here......




Nope, Jam31 is nowhere to be found.

Again, did we boo Irvin or did we cheer? Nobody seems to have a straight answer on that.

Quote from: General_Failure on September 12, 2005, 01:27:19 PM
Again, did we boo Irvin or did we cheer? Nobody seems to have a straight answer on that.

I thought we danced around his body.

I danced, but I don't remember if anyone else did. Maybe it turned into a bukkake party.

Quote from: General_Failure on September 12, 2005, 02:45:20 PM
I danced, but I don't remember if anyone else did. Maybe it turned into a bukkake party.

In that case, hbionic might remember it better than you or I.

He probably has pictures. By probably I mean he painted a building to look like his favorite one.

i thought we threw santa at irvin?

Quote from: Wingspan on September 12, 2005, 02:57:07 PM
i thought we threw santa at irvin?

Right, and we booed J.D. Drew chugging Jimmy Johnson while Johnson threw batteries into the crowd.

Irvin = cheered

Deion = booed for doing his Jesus Save Me dance at the 50

Anyone see Boller hurt his toe? He hyperextended his big toe and acted like his leg was broken. What a dripping vadge that guy is. They have two guys who have or will miss a long time with toe injuries. Pretty Boy Kyle and Deion.

They should replace Deion with the the Burger King Eskin mascot fulltime.

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 12, 2005, 02:59:15 PM
Anyone see Boller hurt his toe? He hyperextended his big toe and acted like his leg was broken. What a dripping vadge that guy is. They have two guys who have or will miss a long time with toe injuries. Pretty Boy Kyle and Deion.

ha, yeah when watching the replay I didnt see any severe injury but Boller was pussin it up for sure. 

Quote from: General_Failure on September 12, 2005, 03:01:31 PM
They should replace Deion with the the Burger King Eskin mascot fulltime.

Those commercials cracked my ish up.  It's like they were trying to use clips of guys no longer with that team.

Vikes commercial:  Moss catches, laterals to the King, who is hugged by Kelly Campbell.
Ravens commercial:  Who threw the pick for the Bills?  Bledsoe.

There's no masculine way to hurt your toe. Hyperextending it really feels funny, and any other kind of injury is also unpleasant.

Quote from: FFatPatt on September 12, 2005, 03:21:16 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on September 12, 2005, 03:01:31 PM
They should replace Deion with the the Burger King Eskin mascot fulltime.

Those commercials cracked my ish up.  It's like they were trying to use clips of guys no longer with that team.

Vikes commercial:  Moss catches, laterals to the King, who is hugged by Kelly Campbell.
Ravens commercial:  Who threw the pick for the Bills?  Bledsoe.

THEY'RE STATUES!

They're figurines. 

just noticed Troy Vincent had 2 INt's game 1. 

I knew I should've picked him up off of waivers.

Don't know where else to put this, so I'll throw it in here:

Paul McGwire is done with NFL games......as will he move to college football next year.

Eh, beats the hell out of the rumor that he would be in studio for ESPN's MNF game.

I wanted to light myself on fire sunday listening him tell everyone to Watch this...Look at this....  He should be banned from any audio devices period

Quote from: MDS on September 14, 2005, 12:40:02 PM
Don't know where else to put this, so I'll throw it in here:

Paul McGwire is done with NFL games......as will he move to college football next year.

Eh, beats the hell out of the rumor that he would be in studio for ESPN's MNF game.

So he's not doing them anymore this year?

Next year.