link (http://proquest.football.sportsline.com/news/1125979384)
QuoteThe NFL has reportedly suspended 16 more players for violation of its substance-abuse policy. The Associated Press reported that of the 16 names 12 are starters on their respective teams. While an official announcement is expected from NFL Commissioner, Paul Tagliabue at a formal press conference Tuesday morning, the respective coaches have already been notified. Players that are rumored to be on the suspension list are: Vikings QB Daunte Culpepper, Raiders WR Randy Moss, Chargers RB Ladainian Tomlinson, Dolphins rookie RB Ronnie Brown and WR David Boston, Browns RB William Green, Denver RBs Tatum Bell and Mike Anderson, Eagles DE Javon Kearse, Colts WR Reggie Wayne, Patriots DE Richard Seymore and Panthers DE Julius Peppers. The others on the suspension list include Patriot LB Dan Klecko, Seahawks DE Joe Tafoya, Buccaneers CB Juran Bolden and Raiders T Chad Slaughter.
Umm...balls.
Not that funny, I admit.
I'm bored.
Like half of my fantasy team is on that list. :boom
This better be innaccurate. >:(
That a fake story?
Oh, it's a joke. I get it. I get jokes.
It's a hoax, bro. Look at the url.
Like I said. I'm bored.
I was going to say, as tough (and utterly shocking) as losing Kearse would be, it would be that much tougher for Minnesota losing Culpepper.
Well, Dio, you did it: Gave about 1/2 of Eagles fans a heart attack. :D
What doesn't kill you, doesn't kill you.
Quote from: Diomedes on September 07, 2005, 03:39:31 PM
What doesn't kill you, doesn't kill you.
You almost sound like George Bush. :paranoid
Big Ed would ban your ass from the EMB for pulling a stunt like this.
:-D
PS: Tell the tool who composed it that Richard Seymour spells his name thusly.
;)
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 07, 2005, 04:01:37 PM
Big Ed would ban your ass from the EMB for pulling a stunt like this.
:-D
PS: Tell the tool who composed it that Richard Seymour spells his name thusly.
;)
Not to mention
Jevon Kearse.
Quote from: Diomedes on September 07, 2005, 03:34:35 PM
It's a hoax, bro. Look at the url.
Like I said. I'm bored.
I figured it out shortly after I posted. The thing that tricked me about it is that I'm always signed into sportsline.com and when I opened that link the little "welcome screen" was there along with the links to my sportsline fantasy football league.
Regardless, I got punked. Well played sir. :)
Had me going. First words out of my mouth were, "OH shtein!"
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Ha.
That last one looks like it was typed as if to sound forced. I don't think you appreciated this little joke. Not at all.
You misunderstand. I thought it was hilarious. Seriously. I'm laughing just thinking about it. Laughing. Out. Loud. Hilarious, I say!
Your sarcasm is quite subtle, but my finely tuned sense can detect it. I have an innate whatsits about these things.
Subtlety is my last name.
So that's what the S stands for.
Why the farg are there no taterskins players in there? Oh, yeah. They all suck anyway and no one would give shtein.
Get a room.
No Cowboys, either...
No punter on list knew it was a hoax