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Title: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 06, 2005, 09:36:20 PM
Nice... #1 team will just be Aikman and Buck...

QuoteNFL | Fox Lead Announcing Crew a Two-man Booth
Tue, 6 Sep 2005 17:00:53 -0700

Barry Jackson, of the Miami Herald, reports Fox's leading announcing crew will be the two-man team of Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. Other Fox announcing teams: Dick Stockton-Daryl Johnston, Sam Rosen-Bill Maas, Kenny Albert-Brian Baldinger, Ron Pitts-Tim Ryan, Curt Menefee-J.C. Pearson.


NFL | CBS Pairs Gannon with Bolerjack
Tue, 6 Sep 2005 17:00:26 -0700

Barry Jackson, of the Miami Herald, reports CBS Sports has paired former NFL QB Rich Gannon with Craig Bolerjack on their No. 8 announcing team. Other CBS announcing teams: Jim Nantz-Phil Simms, Dick Enberg-Dan Dierdorf, Kevin Harlan-Randy Cross, Gus Johnson-Brent Jones, Ian Eagle-Solomon Wilcots, Don Criqui-Steve Tasker, Bill Macatee-Steve Beuerlein.

Bill Macatee's a golfer.  That's kind of amusing.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: MDS on September 06, 2005, 09:37:12 PM
Was announced a few months ago.

Moron.  :-D
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: Diomedes on September 06, 2005, 09:38:10 PM
At first I thought to myself:  'Why the exclamation points, I mean, who cares that much?'  Then I thought again, and it turns out that I agree with myself.

Meh.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 06, 2005, 09:40:14 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 06, 2005, 09:37:12 PM
Was announced a few months ago.

Moron.  :-D

In other breaking news, you're a summer camp-attending teenage virgin.


How's the coalition going?
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: MDS on September 06, 2005, 09:40:56 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 06, 2005, 09:40:14 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 06, 2005, 09:37:12 PM
Was announced a few months ago.

Moron.  :-D

In other breaking news, you're a summer camp-attending teenage virgin.


How's the coalition going?

I didn't know that was news. Nothing has changed....
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 07, 2005, 07:26:46 AM
Ahhh...there's the Don Criqui-Steve Tasker group. :-D

I remember when HOU was in their first year they got like every Texans game. They suck.

Fox's worst pairing is Sam Rosen & Bill Maas. I know Maas likes the Eagles, but I still cringe from when he had that stupid "Don-o-van" graphic made up with a van and Donovan driving it. Super, super gay.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 07, 2005, 07:27:35 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 07, 2005, 07:26:46 AM
Ahhh...there's the Don Criqui-Steve Tasker group. :-D

I remember when HOU was in their first year they got like every Texans game. They suck.

Fox's worst pairing is Sam Rosen & Bill Maas. I know Maas likes the Eagles, but I still cringe from when he had that stupid "Don-o-van" graphic made up with a van and Donovan driving it. Super, super gay.

Sam Rosen = lifetime HOCKEY announcer.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: rjs246 on September 07, 2005, 07:28:40 AM
Doctor Rosenfetus. Doctor Rosenrosen.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: T_Section224 on September 07, 2005, 08:38:10 AM
is that one 'B' or two?
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: rjs246 on September 07, 2005, 08:46:39 AM
One, B-A-B-A-R.

That's two.

Right, but I thought you meant together, like this.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: T_Section224 on September 07, 2005, 08:59:10 AM
I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: rjs246 on September 07, 2005, 09:03:59 AM
It's all ball bearings these days, maybe you guys need a refresher course.

This window is covered with filth muck.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: T_Section224 on September 07, 2005, 09:11:22 AM
I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jacknifed on the Santa Ana. You should see my shoes.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: rjs246 on September 07, 2005, 09:12:52 AM
Can I borrow your towel? My car hit a water buffalo.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: T_Section224 on September 07, 2005, 09:15:32 AM
Why don't you two leave us alone?

Yeah, go down to the gym and pump each other.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: Diomedes on September 07, 2005, 09:17:42 AM
Joe Piscopo is going to eat your teeth.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 07, 2005, 09:31:10 AM
Could I get the number for Alan's realtor in Provo?

Jim Swarthout?

Yeah.  Right.

And you are?

Frida's boss.

Who's Frida?

My secretary.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: Rome on September 07, 2005, 09:42:59 AM
I'm a Shepherd.

Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: T_Section224 on September 07, 2005, 09:44:56 AM
Using the whole fist, Doc?
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: rjs246 on September 07, 2005, 09:45:17 AM
Does this involve me dressing up as little bo peep?

It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 07, 2005, 10:27:49 AM
Give yourselves each $20, ok?  Put in on 'Underhill'.

Muchos gracias, senor.

Tierra del fuego.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: Zanshin on September 07, 2005, 01:04:48 PM
This should add to the ambiance while you guys play. (http://www.fletchwon.net/fletch.mid)
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 07, 2005, 01:10:35 PM
That's an awful midi.


On a side note, Kevin Smith is still planning to make a "Fletch" pre-quel entitled "Fletch Won".  Zach Braff is currently the front-runner to play the young Irwin M. Fletcher.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: rjs246 on September 07, 2005, 01:12:02 PM
I sort of think that's the worst idea I've ever heard. Mostly because I know it will be awful and will still shell out $25 to see it.

Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 07, 2005, 01:23:37 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 06, 2005, 09:37:12 PM
Was announced a few months ago.

Moron. :-D

True as that may be, knowing that Collinsworthless is not going to be in the booth this year is a story I don't mind reading over and over again. 
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 07, 2005, 01:24:40 PM
Now that I think of it, I remembered something about this.  But seeing it was like good news all over again.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: Zanshin on September 07, 2005, 01:45:48 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 07, 2005, 01:10:35 PM
That's an awful midi.


On a side note, Kevin Smith is still planning to make a "Fletch" pre-quel entitled "Fletch Won". Zach Braff is currently the front-runner to play the young Irwin M. Fletcher.

Thought this Chevy Chase interview  (http://www.fletchwon.net/chevyinterview.html) was funny in an unintentional way.   Chase did some funny stuff over the years, but it's sort of sad how seriously he takes himself.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: rjs246 on September 07, 2005, 01:50:34 PM
He's an ass. His ego destroyed what would have been a freaking amazing career.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: MDS on September 07, 2005, 02:11:31 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 07, 2005, 01:50:34 PM
He's an ass. His ego destroyed what would have been a freaking amazing career.

Yea that an Vegas Vacation.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: T_Section224 on September 07, 2005, 02:40:06 PM
i thought it was the paul simon video that started the downward spiral, but whatever.
Title: Re: Collinsworth no longer on FOX crew!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 07, 2005, 02:41:58 PM
He just wasn't as funny after he got off the drugs.