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Title: I Moved
Post by: rjs246 on September 05, 2005, 07:18:24 PM
From a Boston suburb into Boston itself. Perhaps now I won't want to tear my eyes out from boredom. You can all write me love letters at:

rjs246
398 Eat shtein I'm Not Telling You Where I Live
Apt. Cram It Deep
Boston, MA 02130
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: NGM on September 05, 2005, 07:20:56 PM
Have fun with those accents.  I wanted to tear my eyes out in Nantucket this summer.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Rome on September 05, 2005, 07:26:41 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 05, 2005, 07:18:24 PM
From a Boston suburb into Boston itself. Perhaps now I won't want to tear my eyes out from boredom. You can all write me love letters at:

rjs246
398 Eat shtein I'm Not Telling You Where I Live
Apt. Cram It Deep
Boston, MA 02130

So much for mapquest...

:-\
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 05, 2005, 07:28:32 PM
I bet lots of people in Boston have herpes.  I hope you sleep with one of them. 
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: MDS on September 05, 2005, 07:30:09 PM
I hope rjs continues the trend of starting boring topics about his pathetic personal life that nobody could care less about.

I for one find them informative.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: rjs246 on September 05, 2005, 07:30:50 PM
Yes, yes! That's the hate I'm looking for!
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: General_Failure on September 05, 2005, 07:31:08 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 05, 2005, 07:28:32 PM
I bet lots of people in Boston have herpes.  I hope you sleep with one of them. 

If he doesn't his ladyfriend most likely will.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 05, 2005, 07:34:16 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 05, 2005, 07:31:08 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 05, 2005, 07:28:32 PM
I bet lots of people in Boston have herpes. I hope you sleep with one of them.

If he doesn't his ladyfriend most likely will.

Either way.....just as long as the outcome requires one, if not multiple members of the rjs household to be on prescription meds for the rest of their lives. 
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: rjs246 on September 05, 2005, 07:35:31 PM
You guys can't see it, but I'm giving you the finger real hard right now. So hard that I squeezed out a little fart. It was glorious.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on September 05, 2005, 07:36:23 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 05, 2005, 07:18:24 PM
Apt. Cram It Deep

Sounds like a real swingin' place. Don't forget the Astroglide!
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 05, 2005, 07:43:25 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 05, 2005, 07:35:31 PM
You guys can't see it, but I'm giving you the finger real hard right now. So hard that I squeezed out a little fart. It was glorious.

Does the amount of pressure you put into giving the finger dictate the type of emphasis you're giving?  I was always under the impression that it didn't matter how much you squeezed but if you really wanted to get your point across then you should tighten your forearm and biceps enough that your arms start to twitch.  You can just casually flip someone the bird but if it's shaking at the same time, then it's intended recipient knows just how you really feel. 
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: rjs246 on September 05, 2005, 07:46:16 PM
I find farting gets the point across just fine.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: General_Failure on September 05, 2005, 07:46:25 PM
His finger was in his butt. Duh.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 05, 2005, 07:49:11 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on September 05, 2005, 07:46:25 PM
His finger was in his butt. Duh.

Now it makes sense.  :puke
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on September 05, 2005, 11:55:41 PM
I'm coming to visit.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 06, 2005, 07:58:44 AM
"Don't worry, rjs.  You can live practically outbreak-free with Valtrex!"

(http://www.jockbio.com/Bios/Vick/Vick_Images/Vick.Bio.08.gif)
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Diomedes on September 06, 2005, 08:21:11 AM
moving sucks.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: rjs246 on September 06, 2005, 08:47:18 AM
Moving does suck. But moving out of Malden, MA is never a bad thing. That place farging eats ass... although I did have the only Eagles bar in the area 50 yards from my front door.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Zanshin on September 06, 2005, 08:50:11 AM
You closer to the meth clinic now?
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Diomedes on September 06, 2005, 08:51:43 AM
Never been to Malden.  I'll take your word on it.  Boston must be better.  But I gotta ask, how can you call it a city when everything closes at ten or eleven, except for the meat market hip-hop/techno clubs?  I mean farg, how's a brother supposed to get some dish detergent and Preparation H at 2 a.m.?
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: rjs246 on September 06, 2005, 08:53:11 AM
I'm closer to the highest lesbian population in the city, for whatever that's worth.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: rjs246 on September 06, 2005, 08:54:47 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 06, 2005, 08:51:43 AM
But I gotta ask, how can you call it a city when everything closes at ten or eleven, except for the meat market hip-hop/techno clubs?  I mean farg, how's a brother supposed to get some dish detergent and Preparation H at 2 a.m.?

You're preaching to the choir, man. Boston is only a step up in relative terms.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: T_Section224 on September 06, 2005, 09:00:57 AM
what line of work are you in that you have to stay in boston?  you don't seem to love the city, can you do your job in another city?
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Zanshin on September 06, 2005, 09:06:05 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 06, 2005, 08:53:11 AM
I'm closer to the highest lesbian population in the city, for whatever that's worth.

Funny how that seems to follow you around.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Diomedes on September 06, 2005, 09:07:54 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 06, 2005, 09:06:05 AMFunny how that seems to follow you around.

He does live in MA.  They like it there.  They're treated like equals.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Zanshin on September 06, 2005, 09:12:14 AM
lol...thanks for taking  the edge off of the joke, Dio.  I was worried it would be funny there for a second. ;)
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: rjs246 on September 06, 2005, 09:13:39 AM
Quote from: T_Section224 on September 06, 2005, 09:00:57 AM
what line of work are you in that you have to stay in boston?  you don't seem to love the city, can you do your job in another city?

The ladyfriend is in grad school. I am in the business of letting her make a lot of money when she's done and taking care of my sloppy ass.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Diomedes on September 06, 2005, 09:24:53 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 06, 2005, 09:12:14 AM
I was worried it would be funny there for a second.

That was a joke?  Oh.  Sorry.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 06, 2005, 09:27:14 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 06, 2005, 09:13:39 AM
Quote from: T_Section224 on September 06, 2005, 09:00:57 AM
what line of work are you in that you have to stay in boston? you don't seem to love the city, can you do your job in another city?

The ladyfriend is in grad school. I am in the business of letting her make a lot of money when she's done and taking care of my sloppy ass.

I tried breaking into that line of work as well.  Unfortunately, the closest I ever came was getting T-hawk's mom to share her welfare checks with me.  :-\
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: T_Section224 on September 06, 2005, 09:41:54 AM
that's a nice plan rjs.  i tried to find a sugar-momma but that didn't work out too well.  now that we have a kid she's only working 2 days a week, something backfired on me.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: rjs246 on September 06, 2005, 10:01:30 AM
Yeah, something tells me that this plan has a lot of holes in it, but until they manifest themselves, I'm sticking to it.
Title: Re: I Moved
Post by: General_Failure on September 06, 2005, 01:16:07 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 06, 2005, 09:07:54 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on September 06, 2005, 09:06:05 AMFunny how that seems to follow you around.

He does live in MA. They like it there. They're treated like equals.

Flannel isn't just a fashion statement up there.