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Title: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: hkHog on August 30, 2005, 07:45:11 PM
I was just wondering what you guys think of this.  I put together a lot of research and I truly believe that T.O. is gay. 

Before you accuse me of flaming, please read through the FACTS that I have compiled below.  I feel like the evidence is overwhelming, what do you think?  I am not being homophobic, this is just an observation.  T.O. is gay and it's the truth. 

There is nothing wrong with that but I do have a problem when he publicly calls out others.  He has no class, he bashes one three-time Pro Bowler for allegedly being gay and then he bashes a four-timer who has accomplished a great deal more than he ever has in his career for choking in the SB.  I am writing this just to show who the true hypocrite is, here are the facts:

First, he spends all his time bashing Jeff Garcia because he is so unsure of his own sexuality. 

Second, for a guy who could buy any car in the world he owns not one, but TWO VW Beetles!  As Rides magazine puts it he owns "2002 Volkswagen Beetle convertible (seriously), a 2001 Volkswagen Beetle hardtop." 

Also he complains "Just thinking about it, I feel like I wasted a lot of money trying to get a lot of boom and stuff in the car 'cause it was a fad."  I guess he can't handle too much bass when he listens to his Barbra Streisand CDs. :-D

You can see all this here:

http://www.rides-mag.com/FEATURES/0904.owens/index.html

Additionaly, why did he insist on wearing tights in Training camp when everyone else wore shorts.  And why did he want to see Andy Reid in tights?  Check this out:

QuoteLocal Hosiery Company Celebrates Wager between Philadelphia Head Coach and Player with Commemorative Tights 
12/13/2004 
Bensalem, PA, December 13, 2004 – Silkies (www.silkies.com), the largest direct marketer of hosiery products in the United States, celebrates the potential 15th touchdown of Philadelphia Superstar Wide Receiver Terrell Owens by naming its X-Queen tights in green and white "The 15th Touchdown Commemorative Pair." When Owens scores the 15th touchdown, Silkies will send the special tights to Head Coach Andy Reid and Owens....

..."Silkies knows a little something about tights – we've been outfitting women around the world for more than 30 years. What company is better equipped to help Coach Reid keep his promise to Terrell," said Pat Corpora, president and CEO of Silkies. "And we're a local company with a building full of dedicated Philadelphia fans so we are all rooting for him."

http://www.silkies.com/NRBody.asp?IDC=10

So, I guess Terrell is a queen who likes wearing women's pantyhose!  Even worse, they're called Silkies!  WTF!

Finally, perhaps most incriminating is this.  Michael Flatley, the Lord of the Dance, says this about T.O.:

Quote"You don't get much gayer than Terrell Owens," admitted Flatley. "That guy's good. To see him gaily prancing around in the end zone like tinkerbell is to witness a true sissy at work. That guy makes Harvey Firestein look like Clint Eastwood. And to do that on a football field, a place of unfettered macho aggression, is pretty ballsy."

Wow, and that from the River Dance guy!  The same article also says this:

QuoteOwens has created quite a stir the past few years with his gaudy, ostentatious dance routines. His carefully planned and choreographed antics are the talk of the league. Some view them as harmless fun, some as shameless self promotion, but almost everyone agrees that the touchdown celebrations are the gayest in the league.[/color]...

...Says sports commentator Bob Costas: "Terrell Owens and these other players are challenging the notion that all football players are tough, masculine, hard nosed warriors. They're saying 'Hey America, football players can be sissies, too. Not only that, we're proud of it.'

But even better, let's hear it from T.O. himself:

QuoteOne of Owens' most notorious dances came last year in a game against Green Bay. After he reached the end zone, he ran up to one off the cheerleaders, grabbed her pom-poms, and hopped up and down while waving them like a school girl.

"No question about it, I am the gayest" said a boastful Owens afterward.  "Who's gayer than me? All you haters out there can just clear the muthafargin lane, cuz there aint nobody in this league who can bring it like TO when it comes to faggy dances."

He went on to say that his next new dance move will break new ground and set an entirely new standard for wimpy, sissy, girlie prancing. According to sources close to Owens, nobody has seen the new dance, but it will somehow involve a tutu, a baton, and an curly blonde wig.

Well holy poop!  Who's the "hypocrite" now!  I wouldn't care if T.O. was gay as long as he didn't bash Jeff Garcia.  That is just out of line even if it is true.  He's just shamelessly in denial.  BTW, all the above quotes are from:

http://www.thebrushback.com/Archives/gayesttddance_full.htm

So, in conclusion, I remember someone once said, "Like my boy tells me; if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat!

Those are some wise words (BTW, I wonder what he meant by "boy," could that be short for "boyfriend"?).  Also, why is "flamboyant" the word most used to describe him?  Strange.

Well, I guess the evidence is overwhelming -- case closed!

Owens is such a whiney brat, I'm not saying I don't like him because he is a homosexual, I am just trying to point out that he's a farging HYPOCRITE of the highest nature!  He should take a little time to look at himself in the mirror before he attacks others.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Rome on August 30, 2005, 07:46:46 PM
Closed in 5...4...3...
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 07:47:25 PM
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Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: MadMarchHare on August 30, 2005, 07:48:27 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 30, 2005, 07:46:46 PM
Banned in 5...4...3...

Fixed
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Larry on August 30, 2005, 07:49:02 PM
IBTL
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 07:49:40 PM
PS...hkHog, you must have an awful lot of time on your hands to compile that huge steaming pile of dung on an opposing teams' message board.

Using special effects and all.
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Rome on August 30, 2005, 07:50:31 PM
I'm just guessing here but is that T.O.'s girlfriend by any chance?

:drool
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: MDS on August 30, 2005, 07:50:59 PM
And I thought I was a loser....this guy destroys me.
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 07:51:46 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 30, 2005, 07:50:31 PM
I'm just guessing here but is that T.O.'s girlfriend by any chance?

:drool

Yes.
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Rome on August 30, 2005, 07:52:15 PM
Yeah, he's gay alright.

:-D
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: JTrotter Fan on August 30, 2005, 07:52:29 PM
You wanna talk about gay...aren't you guys the queer cross dressing idiots with the pig noses?  Yeah, that's what a i thought...chump!   ::)
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Rome on August 30, 2005, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 07:51:46 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 30, 2005, 07:50:31 PM
I'm just guessing here but is that T.O.'s girlfriend by any chance?

:drool

Yes.

I'm nominating her for BOTW on Friday.

:yay
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 07:53:48 PM
http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=14083.0
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 30, 2005, 07:56:16 PM
What. The. Hell.
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: MURP on August 30, 2005, 07:58:33 PM
Quotehttp://www.thebrushback.com/Archives/gayesttddance_full.htm

nice.   

hey GF, looks like we can now quote our own articles to prove a point about the skins.   ;D   Should be fun. 
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Rome on August 30, 2005, 07:59:18 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 07:53:48 PM
http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=14083.0

I was in Philly for the NFCCG without internet access when you posted that.

I hereby re-nominate her for BOTMonth then.

All those in favor, signify by saying: "Joe Gibbs Sucks!"
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Beermonkey on August 30, 2005, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 07:49:40 PM
PS...hkHog, you must have an awful lot of time on your hands to compile that huge steaming pile of dung on an opposing teams' message board.

Using special effects and all.

Seriously, that whole "Point & Laugh at The Redksins thread" must have really bothered him. Really struck a nerve. Really ate at his soul.
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Tomahawk on August 30, 2005, 08:02:25 PM
T.O. is not gay even though he is a Hoyda and therefore is farged by dicks and transitively shtein on by iceholes. farg yeah!
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 30, 2005, 08:03:08 PM
Oy vey.
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 30, 2005, 08:04:10 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 30, 2005, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 07:49:40 PM
PS...hkHog, you must have an awful lot of time on your hands to compile that huge steaming pile of dung on an opposing teams' message board.

Using special effects and all.

Seriously, that whole "Point & Laugh at The Redksins thread" must have really bothered him. Really struck a nerve. Really ate at his soul.


:-D

I hope he sticks around all year to see the thread grow. Especially when they're 4-12.
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 30, 2005, 08:02:25 PM
T.O. is not gay even though he is a Hoyda and therefore is farged by dicks and transitively shtein on by iceholes. farg yeah!

Censorship RULZ!
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: ice grillin you on August 30, 2005, 08:06:04 PM
and this thread is still open...because??
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: hkHog on August 30, 2005, 08:06:52 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 30, 2005, 08:02:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 07:49:40 PM
PS...hkHog, you must have an awful lot of time on your hands to compile that huge steaming pile of dung on an opposing teams' message board.

Using special effects and all.

Seriously, that whole "Point & Laugh at The Redksins thread" must have really bothered him. Really struck a nerve. Really ate at his soul.


This is actually a post from a few months ago on another board.  I'm just reposting it here. 

You guys can be in denial if you want but please reexamine the points I made because they do make sense, none of you have shown anything to prove that he isn't gay except pictures of his "girlfriend."  Right, like it's unheard of for a gay guy to have a girlfriend or wife? 

That doesn't prove anything.  In fact, in 15 minutes, this thread has racked up what 21 replies.  Looks like I'm the one who's struck a nerve.
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: ice grillin you on August 30, 2005, 08:08:47 PM
You guys can be in denial if you want


its not about denial crotch stain...its that no one would give a shtein if he was gay...its a non starter and super ironic that youd post as one of the reasons for TO's gayness is that he calls others out

Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Rome on August 30, 2005, 08:08:55 PM
I Googled the phrase "taterskins suck" and got 50,600 hits.

:-D

Some of them are hysterical.

:-D :-D
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: Diomedes on August 30, 2005, 08:09:16 PM
Oh, for the power to It burns when I pees...
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 08:09:56 PM
Hot damn....here's a quarter dude...find yourself a life somewhere.
Title: Re: Is T.O. gay?
Post by: MURP on August 30, 2005, 08:10:06 PM
ill lock it and leave a nice present for the Skins fans.

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