Post a member and what you think their dream job would be.
rjs246 - Proctologist
rjs246
would like to be Jessica Alba's Swimsuit (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/rezrob/JA01.jpg)
Phreak: Mob enforcer.
Quote from: Yeti on August 30, 2005, 11:38:16 AM
rjs246 - Proctologist
Dude I want to look at pristine celebrity crappers. Not diseased old man crappers.
Yeti - Hermit
Hbionic - Anything that pays "under the table" and doesn't require him to show a green card.
PG - Attendant at a carnival ride who gets to tell people they're too short to ride this ride.
rjs - Drunk
BigEd - The internet equivilant to a truck driver, getting paid 19 cents per post.
Sarge = booth mopper
MURP - Eagles Fullback...wait..he already is.
Quote from: Wingspan on August 30, 2005, 12:02:14 PM
Sarge = booth mopper
:-D
Wingspan - Catholic Altar Boy
Yeti- Gay Porn Star
MDS - Gay Porn Co-Star
Yeti and MDS - My fluffer
Monster - bull semen collector
Quote from: JailBird-man on August 30, 2005, 11:42:58 AM
rjs246
would like to be Jessica Alba's Swimsuit
Now THAT'S what I'm farging talking about.
Sarge = Boys Camp Counselor
Sarge = Inflatable Helmet Stress Tester
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on August 30, 2005, 12:49:02 PM
Sarge = Inflatable Helmet Stress Tester
:-D
Can you believe that bitch is coming after me for child support? I done told that ho already, I ain't her baby daddy.
(http://susbirder.com/cf/this-thread-is-gay.jpg)
Whoa.
Alf's on the juice again.
Where did you get my picture?
Dio - kindergarden teacher
Dio as a kindergarden teacher reminds me of an angry Kenny from Half Baked.
Havind said that, farg the children
sarge ur ex-wife is over here trying to blow me...how do i get rid of the hoe?
Marry her.
:-D
GF - I.R.S. Auditor
Mussa - Brick Mason
Dio - Spokesman for Republican Christian Coalition
Yeti = Kris Kristoferson stunt double.
Quote from: mussa on August 30, 2005, 02:10:38 PM
sarge ur ex-wife is over here trying to blow me...how do i get rid of the hoe?
Quote from: General_Failure on August 30, 2005, 02:15:31 PM
Marry her.
:-D Not only will she stop blowing you, but she'll stop cooking and cleaning too.
MURP - Rock Producer, heavy stuff only
PG - David Spadaro the Sequel
FF - Judge
Phreak - NFL Reporter
GF - Writer
rjs - Dive Bar Owner
Mad-Lad - Modern Rock Star
Yeti - Con Man
Jerome99 - Paramedic
Don Ho - Surfer Bum
hbionic - Call Girl
BidEd - Mayor of a Nice Town Somewhere
Sarge - Self-employed Marketing Consultant
Sus - President of the United States
mussa - Owner of large contracting co.
Joel1972 - Real Estate Investment Trust Manager
Fan_Since'64 - Ken Burns the Sequel: Football the 50 volume DVD
QuoteSarge - Self-employed Marketing Consultant
I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment because while it sounds like a smart person's job, the whole "self-employed" thing is a label used by those who can't keep a job. :sly
The whole thread is an insult thread Mary. Try to follow along.
Zip it turd burglar. When I want your opinion I'll take my wang out of your wife's mouth long enough for her to give it to you. At which time you can in turn relay it back to me.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2005, 05:12:49 PM
Zip it turd burglar. When I want your opinion I'll take my wang out of your wife's mouth long enough for her to give it to you. At which time you can in turn relay it back to me.
you want to suck your own wang?
:-D
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2005, 05:12:49 PM
Zip it turd burglar. When I want your opinion I'll take my wang out of your wife's mouth long enough for her to give it to you. At which time you can in turn relay it back to me.
Nice attempt at recovery.
I hope each and every one of you wakes up in the morning with an army of fire ants munching on your taints.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 30, 2005, 05:22:51 PM
I hope each and every one of you wakes up in the morning with an army of fire ants Staff Sargents munching on your taints.
Fixed.
stuff it, sassy-self-sucker, you lose
Quote from: Wingspan on August 30, 2005, 05:29:49 PM
stuff it, sassy-self-sucker, you lose
Beleive me, if I was a self-sucker I'd be spending a lot less time around here. :paranoid
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 30, 2005, 11:44:07 AM
Phreak: Mob enforcer.
I've got bags of cement in the truck ready to go.
Don't eff with me or else. :evil
Quote from: Diomedes on August 30, 2005, 04:49:45 PM
Sus - President of the United States
LOL...thanks. Not bad, except for a couple of things. First, I have too many skeletons in my closet. And second, I'll do a lot of things for money...but I will never stoop to politics.
Yeti = Professional Wrestler
PG = Tatoo in "The Real Fantasy Island" whenever it inevitably comes out
MURP = Robocop
PG = nightclub bouncer
Quote from: Diomedes on August 30, 2005, 04:49:45 PM
FF - Judge
Thank you, sir. Consider your next capital crime "on the house".
Quote from: Diomedes on August 30, 2005, 04:49:45 PM
rjs - Dive Bar Owner
Disturbingly accurate.
Stop paying attention.
So, RJS is like a trashier Sam Malone?
Quote from: Zanshin on August 31, 2005, 08:38:27 AM
So, RJS is like a trashier Sam Malone?
AKA........Carla
Except Malone (and Carla) spent their entire lives in Boston. I'd rather stab my eyes out than stay here any longer than necessary.