Yup, that's right, Dubya will be aboard my ship tomorrow. >:D He'll be making some speech about the anniversary of the Victory in Japan and the war in Iraq. The speech will probably take place on the pier, though. There's a big time sweat ex aboard my ship. I'm being forced to be in attendance, though I refuse to applause :P Liberty expires at 0500 tomorrow :-X
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JERJERROD
Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure.
We're honored by your presence.
VADER
You may dispense with the pleasantries,
Commander. I'm here to put you back on
schedule.
The commander turns ashen and begins to shake.
JERJERROD
I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working
as fast as they can.
VADER
Perhaps I can find new ways to
motivate them.
JERJERROD
I tell you, this station will be operational
as planned.
VADER
The Emperor does not share your
optimistic appraisal of the situation.
JERJERROD
But he asks the impossible. I need more men.
VADER
Then perhaps you can tell him when he
arrives.
JERJERROD (aghast)
The Emperor's coming here?
VADER
That is correct, Commander. And he is most
displeased with your apparent lack of
progress.
JERJERROD
We shall double our efforts.
VADER
I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The
Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
:evil
Show enough respect to stay out of trouble. If that means clapping, do it. You've got too much at stake to be singled out as not being a patriot, not supporting the holy Bush, not eagerly slurping down the bull shtein he's selling. Wait until you're out to start acting like you think for yourself.
You're a loser for one of the following reasons:
1. You know every word of that entire scene and took the time to type it out.
or
2. You know where to find it.
:P
Regardless, have fun tomorrow and don't forget to bring your "Texas Sucks" flag with you.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2005, 06:20:26 PM
You're a loser for one of the following reasons:
1. You know every word of that entire scene and took the time to type it out.
or
2. You know where to find it.
:P
Regardless, have fun tomorrow and don't forget to bring your "Texas Sucks" flag with you.
Wasn't hard to find :P (http://www.bus.miami.edu/~jdavis/Starwars/jedi.html)
It should be interesting, I'm not a fan of his by any means, but it's a rare experience so I'm gonna make the best of it.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 06:19:30 PM
Show enough respect to stay out of trouble. If that means clapping, do it. You've got too much at stake to be singled out as not being a patriot, not supporting the holy Bush, not eagerly slurping down the bull shtein he's selling. Wait until you're out to start acting like you think for yourself.
You're probably right, but there will be 1500 of us in attendance so it's not like anyone will notice. :paranoid
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2005, 06:20:26 PM
You're a loser for one of the following reasons:
1. You know every word of that entire scene and took the time to type it out.
or
2. You know where to find it.
i was going to make the same crack but realized i have no room to comment to this as i had the music from the cantina scene played during dinner at my wedding 2 weeks ago :-D
Quote from: SD_Eagle on August 29, 2005, 06:26:33 PM
You're probably right, but there will be 1500 of us in attendance so it's not like anyone will notice. :paranoid
Yeah, as long as you don't boo and throw batteries at him you should be fine.
Quote from: Wingspan on August 29, 2005, 06:28:20 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2005, 06:20:26 PM
You're a loser for one of the following reasons:
1. You know every word of that entire scene and took the time to type it out.
or
2. You know where to find it.
i was going to make the same crack but realized i have no room to comment to this as i had the music from the cantina scene played during dinner at my wedding 2 weeks ago :-D
NICE! :yay
Quote from: Wingspan on August 29, 2005, 06:28:20 PM
i was going to make the same crack but realized i have no room to comment to this as i had the music from the cantina scene played during dinner at my wedding 2 weeks ago :-D
(http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes1203/dumb107.jpeg)
You are one pathetic loser.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on August 29, 2005, 06:26:33 PMYou're probably right, but there will be 1500 of us in attendance so it's not like anyone will notice. :paranoid
I still wouldn't take the chance. That guy and those who support him wouldn't think twice to nail someone they percieve as disloyal. But you know what you're doing, so nevermind me.
(http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/images/1030-02.jpg)
Still cracks me up...
Jackass.
:-D
I have nothing to contribute.
From Sloganizer:
QuoteGeorge W. Bush makes your day.
Take it to heart, SD. :D
I just farted.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/dmkdjb/bushfinger.jpg)[/img]
I thought he was still on his 5-week vacation...
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2005, 06:20:26 PM
You're a loser for one of the following reasons:
1. You know every word of that entire scene and took the time to type it out.
or
2. You know where to find it.
He's on farging ship knucklehead he's got plenty of time. :sly Dee dee dee.....
Quote from: JailBird-man on August 30, 2005, 11:55:13 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 29, 2005, 06:20:26 PM
You're a loser for one of the following reasons:
1. You know every word of that entire scene and took the time to type it out.
or
2. You know where to find it.
He's on farging ship knucklehead he's got plenty of time. :sly Dee dee dee.....
Do you have any idea how much time must be dedicated to anal preservation when you're on a ship dude? It doesn't leave as much free time as one would think.
If one were looking to preserve such a thing, sure.
I was somehow selected to sit in the bleachers behind the President. We were seated behind him to the right 9 rows up. There were only 200 of us seated directly behind him of the 10,000 or so military that were there. Mark Wils(sp?)(Country music singer) sang a couple of songs. Donald Rumsfeld was there as well as Laura Bush. The President spoke mostly about the Victory in Japan and made several (hundred) comparisons to the war in Iraq. All in all it was a pretty cool experience.
Funniest part of the morning was that military personal had stricter access to the area than civilians did. ???
do the world a favor a knock the farger out.
Just give him a friendly headbutt while screaming that you've tasted his daughter's butthole. He'll totally get a kick out of it.
SD Eagles hearts Mitch Leary.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 30, 2005, 01:33:47 PM
Just give him a friendly headbutt while screaming that you've tasted his daughter's butthole. He'll totally get a kick out of it.
I was hoping to run into them but they unfortunately werern't there. They're probably back in rehab.
FYI--2 people I know said they saw me in the background on CNN 8) I'm a star.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Babs! :drool
Quote from: The Waco Kid on August 30, 2005, 02:22:44 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Babs! :drool
(http://wizbangblog.com/images/jennabarbaravogue.jpg)
I'd hit it. Either one. Both at the same time. Whatever.
Absolutely!
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 30, 2005, 02:28:52 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on August 30, 2005, 02:22:44 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Babs! :drool
(http://wizbangblog.com/images/jennabarbaravogue.jpg)
I'd hit it. Either one. Both at the same time. Whatever.
I'd hit the fattie on the right. The other one gives me the willies...
Bush twins. :yay
They both give me a willies. But they're famous and I figure that they may be able to keep up with me during a drink-all-day day, and that's hot enough for me.
Speaking of Bush...
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/4/42/425/425095/prosak.jpg)
:-X
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
I bet that picture reminds Yeti of his college days.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 30, 2005, 02:50:55 PM
They both give me a willies. But they're famous and I figure that they may be able to keep up with me during a drink-all-day day, and that's hot enough for me.
You think so?
(http://celebritytrade.com/tgp/bush/JennaBush.jpg)