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Title: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: Yeti on August 29, 2005, 03:49:08 PM
(http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050829/i/r50495676.jpg?x=230&y=345&sig=i41BD7Cym.h0CIqJjWN64A--)

:-D

......rock on indeed.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: Father Demon on August 29, 2005, 03:53:56 PM
 :o   Wow....   

She looks like a crack whore that has a weakness for Ho-hos....
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: NGM on August 29, 2005, 03:56:15 PM
The only good thing that will ever come from Kelly Clarkson rocking out under that sprinkler system at the VMA's was the fact that there was a girl in a turqoise shirt that was very wet, with huge knockers.  KC sucks and so does her music.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: T_Section224 on August 29, 2005, 03:58:19 PM
and yet, i'd still hit it.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: mussa on August 29, 2005, 04:03:55 PM
the fact that she sucks and that fact of hittin it are two separate things.  yes id hit it...yes her music sucks...yes id tell her that after i was finished
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: MURP on August 29, 2005, 04:04:35 PM
-l-   Kelly Clarkson is soooo Metal.  -l-
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: BigEd76 on August 29, 2005, 04:05:16 PM
\m/

P.S. - the blonde thing isn't working for her....  :paranoid
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 04:06:58 PM
Dude.  Who is Kelly Clarkson?  I mean, other than the skank pictured above.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: MURP on August 29, 2005, 04:07:18 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 04:06:58 PM
Dude. Who is Kelly Clarkson? I mean, other than the skank pictured above.

yeah, exactly Dio.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: BigEd76 on August 29, 2005, 04:10:53 PM
She starred in "From Justin to Kelly".  Maybe you missed it.  :)
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 04:13:14 PM
From Justin to Kelly?  Are you kidding?  Because no, I haven't heard of that.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: BigEd76 on August 29, 2005, 04:15:54 PM
American Idol winner, season 1.  This is what she looked like before "the biz" got a hold of her:

(http://www.fox.com/idol/contestants/ind/kelly_clarkson/images/gall_popup_finalists-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 04:22:58 PM
Oh!  Now the light goes on.  I had heard the name, but couldn't place the fame.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on August 29, 2005, 04:23:18 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on August 29, 2005, 04:05:16 PM
P.S. - the blonde thing isn't working for her....  :paranoid

It's kinda working for me, though.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 04:23:20 PM
I don't think I'd bark, but I'd hit.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: Yeti on August 29, 2005, 04:25:15 PM
you'd bark.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 29, 2005, 04:32:04 PM
I'm not gonna lie.  I'd bark and hit.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 04:37:04 PM
Nah, something tells me she has a smelly rectum.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: Yeti on August 29, 2005, 04:50:59 PM
Rectum?......damn near killed em!
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 04:57:25 PM
I also get the sneak suspicion that she has runny-egg nipples. You know, the kind that point down at the ground and look like they're about to slide off her tat?
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 29, 2005, 05:30:17 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 04:57:25 PM
I also get the sneak suspicion that she has runny-egg nipples. You know, the kind that point down at the ground and look like they're about to slide off her tat?

That is unhot.  But also unhot are nipples toward the top of the breast (which usually occurs when said breast is fake).
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: Rome on August 29, 2005, 06:43:21 PM
I'd smack it, pack it, and then steal cab fare from her purse.

Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 10:20:18 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 29, 2005, 05:30:17 PM
But also unhot are nipples toward the top of the breast (which usually occurs when said breast is fake).

I don't think I could disagree more. I think that's hot. Fake or real (and I've seen the rare real boob with skylovers) perky nipples reaching for the clouds is hot.
Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: Rome on August 29, 2005, 10:25:18 PM
 Here is her performance on MTV VMA's.  It's at the end. (http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/player.jhtml?name=vma&source=VMA_TAKEOVER_pos1d)

:yay

Title: Re: Rock on Kelly Clarkson.....
Post by: JTrotter Fan on August 29, 2005, 11:20:56 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 10:20:18 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 29, 2005, 05:30:17 PM
But also unhot are nipples toward the top of the breast (which usually occurs when said breast is fake).

I don't think I could disagree more. I think that's hot. Fake or real (and I've seen the rare real boob with skylovers) perky nipples reaching for the clouds is hot.

I've seen a couple of pics of her in a sorta see-through top...she has the really small nips that are like dime sized i think...okay maybe nickel sized.