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Title: TO stats from TSN
Post by: MURP on August 29, 2005, 01:44:55 PM
from TSN magazine:  (article is subscriber only online it says):  im just gonna type some of the stats.



- Yards after catch last year.  404
- 50% of passes Owens was McNabbs primary read.
- 30% of plays in which opponents either double teamed or rolled a safety over to Owens.
- 10 plays a game designed to free Owens up by moving him around.  This number represents 30% of the Eagles pass attempts
- 8 TD's of 20 or more yards last year, most in NFL.
- Owens played 5 positions last year, He played Z, or Flanker 60% of the time.
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:46:23 PM
That's great.
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 01:47:02 PM
Any numbers there on how often he admired himself in the mirror?
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:47:51 PM
How many pictures/statues/action figures/mashed potato sculptures does he have of himself?
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 01:49:04 PM
And what percentage of them does he pack for a road trip?  That's a critical gauge of his ability to perfrom.  There are mirrors everywhere, afterall.  But toys, well that's another matter...you gotta bring your own toys.
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: MURP on August 29, 2005, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 01:47:02 PM
Any numbers there on how often he admired himself in the mirror?

one million
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:59:03 PM
Quote from: MURP on August 29, 2005, 01:51:58 PM
one million

That's only 2740 times per day. Someone wasn't paying close enough attention, obviously.
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 29, 2005, 02:04:36 PM
Quote from: MURP on August 29, 2005, 01:51:58 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 01:47:02 PM
Any numbers there on how often he admired himself in the mirror?

one million

Maybe, but in this case, it's spelled/pronounced "one meeeeleyon".
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: MadMarchHare on August 30, 2005, 09:46:21 AM
(http://www.cyber-cinema.com/british/slapshot_hansons.jpg)

"They brought their farging toys with them!"
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 30, 2005, 09:47:34 AM
Quote from: MURP on August 29, 2005, 01:44:55 PM
from TSN magazine:  (article is subscriber only online it says):  im just gonna type some of the stats.

- Yards after catch last year.  404 :drool
- 50% of passes Owens was McNabbs primary read.
- 30% of plays in which opponents either double teamed or rolled a safety over to Owens.
- 10 plays a game designed to free Owens up by moving him around.  This number represents 30% of the Eagles pass attempts
- 8 TD's of 20 or more yards last year, most in NFL.
- Owens played 5 positions last year, He played Z, or Flanker 60% of the time.

But we didn't need him back.  ;)
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: MadMarchHare on August 30, 2005, 09:53:18 AM
I still think we'd have been fine without him.  Doesn't mean he won't make us better.....
Title: Re: TO stats from TSN
Post by: RezRob on August 30, 2005, 10:49:51 AM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on August 30, 2005, 09:53:18 AM
I still think we'd have been fine without him. Doesn't mean he won't make us better.....
Ahh... I love the whole Philly Fan jilted lover logic.

;D Ike don't need Tina...Huh Ike was fine befo Tina and would be fine w/o her...Come back Tina Ike is sorry baby...