Read over the game thread of the Bungles game and some post game reports but did Koy do anything to help himself?
Before the game reports were he really had to step it up after McMannon's game the previous week. Did he do that?
No.
In my humble opinion Koy is our holder and that's it. He is no longer McNabb's backup. That job belongs to McMahon.
Koy is good for:
1. Holding
2. Neckbeards
3. Seeing which $1000 junker he'll drive this year
4. Hearing about his $100 shopping spree to K-Mart for one set of clothes and a toothbrush for his road outfit in 2005
Quaterbacking isn't on the list of things he's good at.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 12:56:35 PM
In my humble opinion Koy is our holder and that's it. He is no longer McNabb's backup. That job belongs to McMahon.
So how does that work, Koy would be listed as #2 QB so he could hold right? If he's listed as #3 he'd be the emergency QB and wouldn't be able to come in. Right?
Koy hasn't been the "legit" backup since Feeley was here. And the only reason he's #2 on the depth chart now is because of his role as the holder since the rules state that the #1 and #2 QB's can come on and off the field as many times as they want to during a game, but once the #3 QB comes on, the #1 cannot come back on the field. Or something like that.
the problem is, unless Koy is the backup QB, he can't be the holder. i just hope that the fact that he is a great holder elevates him to back up QB.
Well, if there would be a need to replace McNabb permanently in a game, it wouldn't matter if McMahon came in because 5 would be out the remainder. So...McMahon can stay #3 for now. Koy can come in if McNabb needs to be out for a series or something. Koy knows how to hand off to Westbrook and toss him some screens.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 12:59:38 PM
the problem is, unless Koy is the backup QB, he can't be the holder. i just hope that the fact that he is a great holder elevates him to back up QB.
Are you some sort of retard? Koy is the backup QB BECAUSE he is the holder. Did you think that he was going to lose his holding job because Mike McMahon is a better QB than he is? If that were the case AJ Feeley and Jeff Blake would have been holding for us the past several years and Koy would have been out of a job for a very long time.
Akers loves Koys holding, all of the team and coaches love Koys attitude and mental approach to the game, fans love Koys beard. But its hard to imagine him taking over full time if DMAC went down. I agree that it's McMahons job in that situation.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:06:00 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 12:59:38 PM
the problem is, unless Koy is the backup QB, he can't be the holder. i just hope that the fact that he is a great holder elevates him to back up QB.
Are you some sort of retard? Koy is the backup QB BECAUSE he is the holder. Did you think that he was going to lose his holding job because Mike McMahon is a better QB than he is? If that were the case AJ Feeley and Jeff Blake would have been holding for us the past several years and Koy would have been out of a job for a very long time.
do you go to any home games? i'd love to meet you.
Personally I'd like to see him grow the beard out. It would be funny to see him having to rip patches of the necko off of his face to untangle his chinstrap.
Yeah, i love Koy as a holder also and i wouldn't want that to get screwed up unless Donovan went down for the season or something. But that is not going to happen and i'm knocking on wood now.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 01:07:56 PMdo you go to any home games? i'd love to meet you.
Gross.
Quote from: The Waco Kid on August 29, 2005, 01:08:49 PM
Yeah, i love Koy as a holder also and i wouldn't want that to get screwed up unless Donovan went down for the season or something. But that is not going to happen and i'm knocking on wood now.
you're theory makes sense. that's probably why they keep it the way it is.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 01:07:56 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:06:00 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 12:59:38 PM
the problem is, unless Koy is the backup QB, he can't be the holder. i just hope that the fact that he is a great holder elevates him to back up QB.
Are you some sort of retard? Koy is the backup QB BECAUSE he is the holder. Did you think that he was going to lose his holding job because Mike McMahon is a better QB than he is? If that were the case AJ Feeley and Jeff Blake would have been holding for us the past several years and Koy would have been out of a job for a very long time.
do you go to any home games? i'd love to meet you.
RETARD FIGHT!!!!
He wants some sweaty, juicy man love!!
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 01:07:56 PM
do you go to any home games? i'd love to meet you.
Are you threatening me, tough guy? Pathetic.
He's hitting on you. Gross.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 29, 2005, 12:58:17 PM
Koy is good for:
1. Holding
2. Neckbeards
3. Seeing which $1000 junker he'll drive this year
4. Hearing about his $100 shopping spree to K-Mart for one set of clothes and a toothbrush for his road outfit in 2005
Quaterbacking isn't on the list of things he's good at.
Ahem...TD celebrations?
Either one (threatening or hitting on) is super-ghey.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:10:20 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 01:07:56 PM
do you go to any home games? i'd love to meet you.
Are you threatening me, tough guy? Pathetic.
i'm not threatening you. i said I'd love to meet you, that's all. :-D
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 29, 2005, 01:10:05 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 01:07:56 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:06:00 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 12:59:38 PM
the problem is, unless Koy is the backup QB, he can't be the holder. i just hope that the fact that he is a great holder elevates him to back up QB.
Are you some sort of retard? Koy is the backup QB BECAUSE he is the holder. Did you think that he was going to lose his holding job because Mike McMahon is a better QB than he is? If that were the case AJ Feeley and Jeff Blake would have been holding for us the past several years and Koy would have been out of a job for a very long time.
do you go to any home games? i'd love to meet you.
RETARD FIGHT!!!!
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Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:10:20 PM
Are you threatening me?
(http://www.kleecker.com/assets/images/db_images/db_beavis_cornholio1.gif)
Quote from: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 01:11:01 PM
He's hitting on you. Gross.
:-D :-D
You using the word "gross" makes me laugh somehow. lol
Anyway, as already mentioned, Koy is the #2 to be the holder. If God forbid McNabb got hurt, Koy would finish the game and McMahon would start any games McNabb would miss. And Koy would remain the #2 AND the holder.
Quote from: Larry on August 29, 2005, 01:11:47 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 29, 2005, 12:58:17 PM
Koy is good for:
1. Holding
2. Neckbeards
3. Seeing which $1000 junker he'll drive this year
4. Hearing about his $100 shopping spree to K-Mart for one set of clothes and a toothbrush for his road outfit in 2005
Quaterbacking isn't on the list of things he's good at.
Ahem...TD celebrations?
DAMMIT! Larry, I must've been smoking some of your crack because I totally forgot about
"The Whuppin Dance".
My favorite celebration of all time.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 29, 2005, 01:12:29 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 01:11:01 PM
He's hitting on you. Gross.
:-D :-D
You using the word "gross" makes me laugh somehow. lol
Anyway, as already mentioned, Koy is the #2 to be the holder. If God forbid McNabb got hurt, Koy would finish the game and McMahon would start any games McNabb would miss. And Koy would remain the #2 AND the holder.
I knew i was right!
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 12:56:35 PM
In my humble opinion Koy is our holder and that's it. He is no longer McNabb's backup. That job belongs to McMahon.
Koy hasn't been anything but a holder for a couple of years now.
Yeah, we've covered that.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:18:09 PM
Yeah, we've covered that.
I like being redundant. :)
That and I hadn't read the rest of the posts...
Two very good reasons.
of all the negative reviews mcmahon got in camp, u'd think he would be just as bad in preseason, although he looked decent and worthy to me of a back-up. koy can stick to holding, hes horrible.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 29, 2005, 01:13:47 PM
Quote from: Larry on August 29, 2005, 01:11:47 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 29, 2005, 12:58:17 PM
Koy is good for:
1. Holding
2. Neckbeards
3. Seeing which $1000 junker he'll drive this year
4. Hearing about his $100 shopping spree to K-Mart for one set of clothes and a toothbrush for his road outfit in 2005
Quaterbacking isn't on the list of things he's good at.
Ahem...TD celebrations?
DAMMIT! Larry, I must've been smoking some of your crack because I totally forgot about
"The Whuppin Dance".
My favorite celebration of all time.
I'm a fan of "The Davenport". In 1998 he threw a td against the Pack in GB and then squatted in a position that led me to believe he was taking an imaginary dump on the Packers. Then we lost the game.
I thought McMahon looked pretty good in the PS games. Much better than what people were saying about him in practice. I guess he turns it on at game time... or something.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:32:35 PM
I thought McMahon looked pretty good in the PS games. Much better than what people were saying about him in practice. I guess he turns it on at game time... or something.
We talkin' about PRACTICE, man?
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 01:12:02 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:10:20 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 01:07:56 PM
do you go to any home games? i'd love to meet you.
Are you threatening me, tough guy? Pathetic.
i'm not threatening you. i said I'd love to meet you, that's all. :-D
You would, he makes a nice jello mold.
There's always room for J-E-L-L.... O!
Who would've thought that hot dogs go so well in Jell-O?
I think I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:36:22 PM
I think I just threw up in mouth a lot.
Liar. You don't just THINK you did. You KNOW it.
MMmmmmmmmmmmm...don't you love that taste?! :-D
So, to recap:
Koy is the holder and the "in-game" backup QB. He also would back up the back up should McNabb get hurt and McMahon also get hurt. He would also back up himself in the event that he trips over one of the lines on the field. He is also responsible for engineering and performing ALL gay endzone dances which is not to be confused with Sun Mo who is allegedly gay for wanting to meet rjs at a game. Now, back to Koy, he also doubles as superhero neckbeard man, a drunken NFL bench warmer who springs into action by applying salve to Donovan's wounds. And finally, Texas Eagle is redundant!
Have I covered everything?
You forgot the part about TO.
I have a mouthful of vomit from hotdog/jello mold references, but otherwise, well done.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 29, 2005, 02:04:07 PM
You forgot the part about TO.
That all of the above is his fault, especially rjs' mouthful of warm dog feces?
I think Carlos Prez is a good holder too.
Quote from: phattymatty on August 29, 2005, 02:05:31 PM
I think Carlos Prez is a good holder too.
That's Freudian, man! Carlos for Prez!
What's a Freudian slip?
It's when you mean one thing and you say your mother.
:-D
That's a good, clean joke. Haven't heard one of those in while.
Meaning I've heard some good ones and some clean ones. Not one that is both.
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 01:12:02 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 29, 2005, 01:10:20 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 29, 2005, 01:07:56 PM
do you go to any home games? i'd love to meet you.
Are you threatening me, tough guy? Pathetic.
i'm not threatening you. i said I'd love to meet you, that's all. :-D
Stay away from our boy toy!