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Title: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: hbionic on August 25, 2005, 03:48:31 PM
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Due to our lack of gratitude for last season, the Football Gods have stricken us with 2 season ending injuries, the Simon holdout and the T.O. fiasco. Not to mention that on the board, we have lost 2 members, Yeti and NB...and rjs is in line to be lit on fire. We pray to the gods and we acknowledge their power and we pray to the Gods that they keep us in their best interest and preserve the rest of the roster and lead us back to the Superbowl for another chance at a championship. There is no greater power than the Football Gods. To them we hail and follow through season's end and the off-season. We bow our heads and give our thanks.


....and we pray.  :evil

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Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: rjs246 on August 25, 2005, 03:50:25 PM
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/MKIELEHFCACM/082305-landeta3.jpg)
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 25, 2005, 04:05:47 PM
farg.....I am so much dumber for having read that.....
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: NGM on August 25, 2005, 04:07:22 PM
QuoteNB

Did Dio kill him?  I totally missed that he wasn't around.

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...and we pray.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: hbionic on August 25, 2005, 04:09:11 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 25, 2005, 04:05:47 PM
farg.....I am so much dumber for having read that.....

You don't have to understand it, just do it.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: Rome on August 25, 2005, 04:09:55 PM
(http://www.pornsexland.com/celeb/jessica-alba/jessica-alba-nude/jessica-alba-nude-05.jpg)

>:D
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 25, 2005, 04:10:02 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 25, 2005, 04:09:11 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 25, 2005, 04:05:47 PM
farg.....I am so much dumber for having read that.....

You don't have to understand it, just do it.

shtein, that's what my father said about church when I was kid......
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: Diomedes on August 25, 2005, 04:12:27 PM
Quote from: NGM on August 25, 2005, 04:07:22 PMDid Dio kill him? I totally missed that he wasn't around.

He killed himself.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: TempleOwl on August 25, 2005, 04:19:43 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 25, 2005, 03:48:31 PM
:evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil

Due to our lack of gratitude for last season, the Football Gods have stricken us with 2 season ending injuries, the Simon holdout and the T.O. fiasco. Not to mention that on the board, we have lost 2 members, Yeti and NB...and rjs is in line to be lit on fire.
....and we pray.  :evil

:evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil

What happened to those two, why are they gone?  Did something bad happen to them?
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: bobbyinlondon on August 25, 2005, 04:45:15 PM
Simon's technically NOT a holdout. He was franchised at the end of his contract and hasn't signed the tender--thus, he is not under contract.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: MURP on August 25, 2005, 04:48:31 PM
NB never believed in the Karma anyway. 


uhhhhhh, farg dallas.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 25, 2005, 07:08:54 PM
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Our owner, who art in a luxary suite.  Lurie be thy name.  Touchdowns come, thy will be done.  On gameday as it is in practice.  Give us this day our daily cheesesteak.  And forgive us for our rowdiness as we throw beer on Cowboys fans who tresspass against us.  Lead us not into turnovers and deliver TO from evil.  For thine is the blocking, the scoring and blitzing forever.  A-farging-men. 


......and we pray.  :evil

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Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 25, 2005, 07:25:55 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 25, 2005, 07:08:54 PM
:evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil :evil

Our owner, who art in a luxary suite.  Lurie be thy name.  Touchdowns come, thy will be done.  On gameday as it is in practice.  Give us this day our daily cheesesteak.  And forgive us for our rowdiness as we throw beer on Cowboys fans who tresspass against us.  Lead us not into turnovers and deliver TO from evil.  For thine is the blocking, the scoring and blitzing forever.  A-farging-men. 


......and we pray.  :evil

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Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: Rome on August 25, 2005, 07:29:58 PM
Will you guys please stop with the stillupfronty Buccaneers smilies?

Jesus...

:boom
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 07:31:38 PM
It's better than the gay-ass devil smiley. I swear, that thing just screams I like it from behind.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: Rome on August 25, 2005, 07:33:11 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 07:31:38 PM
It's better than the gay-ass devil smiley. I swear, that thing just screams Jessica likes it from behind.

;)


PS: Here's a substitute if anyone wants to use it.

(http://www.duparties.com/smilies/lick.gif)
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 07:34:28 PM
That smiley has a horrible growth on it's neck.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: Rome on August 25, 2005, 07:35:08 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 07:34:28 PM
That smiley has a horrible growth on it's neck.

:-D
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 07:36:47 PM
Maybe it's a naked girl smiely with her head turned sideways. That's hot.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 25, 2005, 07:37:50 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 25, 2005, 07:29:58 PM
Will you guys please stop with the stillupfronty Buccaneers smilies?

Jesus...

:boom

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Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: rjs246 on August 25, 2005, 07:37:51 PM
If a chick's babyhole ever stick's its tongue out at me I'm punching it right in the clit.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: Diomedes on August 25, 2005, 07:38:06 PM
Quote from: TempleOwl on August 25, 2005, 04:19:43 PMWhat happened to those two, why are they gone? Did something bad happen to them?

Yeti is moving away and won't have access to the internets anymore.  NonedumBa deleted his account.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 07:38:23 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 25, 2005, 07:37:50 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 25, 2005, 07:29:58 PM
Will you guys please stop with the stillupfronty Buccaneers smilies?

Jesus...

:boom

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You're a Notre Dame fan now? ???
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 07:39:34 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 25, 2005, 07:37:51 PM
If a chick's babyhole ever stick's its tongue out at me I'm punching it right in the clit.

Some chicks dig that.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: rjs246 on August 25, 2005, 07:43:13 PM
Oh the joys I've been missing.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: Rome on August 25, 2005, 07:43:19 PM
Greatest smiley site ever:

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/

If you can't find it here, you suck.

I especially like this one...

(http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/bsmeter.gif)

Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 25, 2005, 07:47:33 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 25, 2005, 07:37:51 PM
If a chick's babyhole ever stick's its tongue out at me I'm punching it right in the clit.

As opposed to a man's babyhole?  :sly
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 07:49:06 PM
Either way there, he loses. If he says someone's babyhole then somebody asks how many men have babyholes. If he says a chick's babyhole it gets asked too. If he just says babyhole then you've thought about this too hard and why are you still reading honestly there's nothing left so you can stop now.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: Rome on August 25, 2005, 09:35:57 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 07:49:06 PM
Either way there, he loses. If he says someone's babyhole then somebody asks how many men have babyholes. If he says a chick's babyhole it gets asked too. If he just says babyhole then you've thought about this too hard and why are you still reading honestly there's nothing left so you can stop now.

(http://www.oddculture.com/images/aflac.jpg)
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: MURP on August 26, 2005, 09:12:33 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 25, 2005, 07:43:19 PM
Greatest smiley site ever:

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/

If you can't find it here, you suck.

I got you destroyed on that.  Try this site. Even has em catagorized. (http://www.mysmilies.com/)   :deion
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 26, 2005, 09:13:40 AM
Crack's smilies rule.
Title: Re: KARMA: Circa 2005
Post by: rjs246 on August 26, 2005, 09:14:44 AM
Smilies are gayer than a gay dollar bill.