This may come as a news flash to PG and Team Patterson, but the "fixed" gimmick shtein the bed awhile ago. It's played out, not funny, farging annoying.
Knock it off.
Come up with a new stupid cliche, fools.
That's great.
:-o
:-D
Quote from: Diomedes on August 25, 2005, 10:39:48 AM
This may come as a news flash to PG and Team Patterson, but the "fixed" gimmick shtein the bed awhile ago I am one seriously angry bastich with a waning sense of humor overall. I understand that my schtick is It's played out, not funny, farging annoying, but it's just the way I am.
I'll never Kknock it off.
I'll never Ccome up with a new stupid cliched personality, fools.
Fixed.
Like a moth to a flame.
Hey, you provided the flame, bucko. Best way to keep away moths is to leave the lights out.
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 25, 2005, 10:53:59 AM
Hey, you provided the flame, bucko. Best way to keep away moths is to leave the lights out.
I'd rather not live in the dark. How about you just find a new way to be a fool? Is that really so hard?
Quote from: Diomedes on August 25, 2005, 11:02:51 AM
I'd rather not live in the dark. How about you just find a new way to be a fool? Is that really so hard?
How about you just learn to let the little things go, and find someone who might actually take your advice to give it to?
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Fixed.
this thread is:
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My Mom and Dad got divorced.
I think it was my fault.
I thought this was going to be a thread about Dio getting a vasectomy. :paranoid
Quote from: Yeti on August 25, 2005, 11:35:46 AM
My Mom and Dad got divorced.
I think it was my fault.
You're right to think that, homewrecker.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on August 25, 2005, 12:53:10 PM
I thought this was going to be a thread about Dio getting a vasectomy. :paranoid
A guy in work got a vasectomy.
He says he got fixed.
I said his wife got him neutered.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on August 25, 2005, 12:53:10 PM
I thought this was going to be a thread about Dio getting a vasectomy. :paranoid
Soon as I have some health insurance again, it will be done. Now that I'm past 30, the doctors shouldn't argue too much, either.
Quote from: Yeti on August 25, 2005, 11:35:46 AM
My Mom and Dad got divorced.
I think it was my fault.
Maybe if you weren't cheering from the other side of the bedroom door while they were playing Headmaster and Naughty Schoolgirl it wouldn't have happened.
Quote from: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 01:40:38 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 25, 2005, 11:35:46 AM
My Mom and Dad got divorced.
I think it was my fault.
Maybe if you weren't cheering from the other side of the bedroom door while they were playing Headmaster and Naughty Schoolgirl it wouldn't have happened.
:-D You said "Headmaster"
Your dad loved playing the naughty schoolgirl.
Quote from: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 01:45:40 PM
Your dad loved playing the naughty schoolgirl.
You know that first hand?
Quote from: Yeti on August 25, 2005, 01:52:29 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 01:45:40 PM
Your dad loved playing the naughty schoolgirl.
You know that first hand?
Who do you think was there video taping? Your mom's porns don't film themselves.
You and GF are both on the list.
I needed the money, don't judge me. And tell your dad that handjobs are not an acceptable form of payment.
I make my very first your mom joke and it lands me on some imaginary list.
And thus the grand experiment comes to a screeching halt.
this thread is great, thanks for the laughs.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 25, 2005, 02:33:41 PM
I make my very first your mom joke and it lands me on some imaginary list.
And thus the grand experiment comes to a screeching halt.
It's a list of guys his dad tried to pay with hanjobs. Relax.
Quote from: General_Failure on August 25, 2005, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 25, 2005, 02:33:41 PM
I make my very first your mom joke and it lands me on some imaginary list.
And thus the grand experiment comes to a screeching halt.
It's a list of guys his dad tried to pay with hanjobs. Relax.
Where I live we call that a Phonebook.
I hate you guys.
Well why don't you leave then, quitter.
I'm going to. Soon.
And your coming with me.
Mmmwhooo whooo whooo whooo who.
Quote from: Yeti on August 25, 2005, 05:16:16 PM
Mmmwhooo whooo whooo whooo who.
I'm not even sure how to vocalize those noises.
think owl who stutters when he first speaks, thus the mmmmumbling.
BOO HA HA HA HA. BOOOO HA HA HA HA
BARK! (cheerio)
Quote from: Diomedes on August 25, 2005, 01:08:28 PMSoon as I have some health insurance again, it will be done. Now that I'm past 30, the doctors shouldn't argue too much, either.
The insurance companies like to pay for them. Much cheaper than the alternative.
I'm going to have it done before too long. I think I need to get good and drunk first, though.