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Title: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: MURP on August 24, 2005, 05:00:59 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/index  (bottom right of page)

after you vote it shows you the breakdown per state on voting. 
:-D

Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: rjs246 on August 24, 2005, 05:05:12 PM
Texans are suckers.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: T_Section224 on August 24, 2005, 05:06:08 PM
the oklahoma guys aren't too far behind, dead race in that state.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 24, 2005, 05:07:51 PM
At least the taterskins/Giants fans are somewhat realistic.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: Phanatic on August 24, 2005, 05:17:00 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/ibescotty/xs-in-texas.gif)


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: 4and26 on August 24, 2005, 05:19:24 PM
N. Dakota finally came around earilier in the day their poll results were for the Cowgirls.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: Mad-Lad on August 24, 2005, 05:20:24 PM
Apparently, a preseason game that involves a rookie having tremendous stats makes an entire state completly blind.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: sallad selgae on August 24, 2005, 05:51:21 PM
Quote from: T_Section224 on August 24, 2005, 05:06:08 PM
the oklahoma guys aren't too far behind, dead race in that state.

Is that what the Grey means.  I thought those toothless wonders were voting for Oakland.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: Diomedes on August 24, 2005, 05:57:50 PM
I wish we could force Texas out of the union.  They're bringing the rest of us down.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: General_Failure on August 24, 2005, 06:04:07 PM
Sure, Texans are for the most part retarded. But I really like beef, and they've got lots of cows, so ...
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 24, 2005, 06:09:25 PM
Alot of Hawaiians are picking the Boys. They are second in suck ass behind Texass. What say you for your pathetic state Don Ho?

Just noticed if you hover over the globe, it shows that we kicks ass all over the world!  :yay
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 24, 2005, 07:42:21 PM
 :-D

What are they putting in their barbecue?
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: Don Ho on August 24, 2005, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 24, 2005, 06:09:25 PM
Alot of Hawaiians are picking the Boys. They are second in suck ass behind Texass. What say you for your pathetic state Don Ho?

Just noticed if you hover over the globe, it shows that we kicks ass all over the world!  :yay

Must be all the military transplants.  We have a lot of "closet" Cowboy fans here.  One dad on my son's flag football team always has his kid where his fricken' Keyshawn jersey to practice.  They just moved here from Dallas.  My son plays OLB on defense(much better in coverage than Sims by the way)and I told him to take the muthaf'r out in practice.  The dad always has some smart ass remark about the Eagles. 

My goal is to find out where all these pricks live and torch their homes.  Unless they're 400 pound Samoans.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: rjs246 on August 24, 2005, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on August 24, 2005, 08:48:31 PM
My goal is to find out where all these pricks live and torch their homes.  Unless they're 400 pound Samoans.

I like the cut of your jib, Ho.


I have no idea what that means but always wanted to say it. Buttholes.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: Don Ho on August 24, 2005, 08:52:08 PM
Quote from: sallad selgae on August 24, 2005, 05:51:21 PM
Quote from: T_Section224 on August 24, 2005, 05:06:08 PM
the oklahoma guys aren't too far behind, dead race in that state.

Is that what the Grey means.  I thought those toothless wonders were voting for Oakland.

Jefferson Davis
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 24, 2005, 08:52:09 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on August 24, 2005, 08:48:31 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 24, 2005, 06:09:25 PM
Alot of Hawaiians are picking the Boys. They are second in suck ass behind Texass. What say you for your pathetic state Don Ho?

Just noticed if you hover over the globe, it shows that we kicks ass all over the world!  :yay

Must be all the military transplants.  We have a lot of "closet" Cowboy fans here.  One dad on my son's flag football team always has his kid where his fricken' Keyshawn jersey to practice.  They just moved here from Dallas.  My son plays OLB on defense(much better in coverage than Sims by the way)and I told him to take the muthaf'r out in practice.  The dad always has some smart ass remark about the Eagles. 

My goal is to find out where all these pricks live and torch their homes.  Unless they're 400 pound Samoans.

:-D I had a studnet last year who wore his Emmitt Smith jersey for sports day.  Didn't know who their running back was last year, but said he loved the Cowboys and hated the Eagles.

I just said "14 seconds."  >:D
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: General_Failure on August 24, 2005, 08:54:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 24, 2005, 08:50:35 PM
I have no idea what that means but always wanted to say it. Buttholes.

It's gay code.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 24, 2005, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 24, 2005, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on August 24, 2005, 08:48:31 PM
My goal is to find out where all these pricks live and torch their homes. Unless they're 400 pound Samoans.

I like the cut of your gib, Ho.


I have no idea what that means but always wanted to say it. Buttholes.


"I like the cut of your jibb"

: CUT OF HIS JIB - "The cut of a jib, or foresail of a ship indicates her character to a sailor and 'jib' means 'face' in sailor's slang. Thus 'don't like the cut of his jib,' which probably dates to a century ago, translates as 'I'm suspicious of him; I don't like this expression on his face.'" From "Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins" by Robert Hendrickson (Facts on File, New York, 1997).

: Another source, "Salty Dog Talk: The Nautical Origins of Everyday Expressions" by Bill Beavis and Richard G. McCloskey (Sheridan House, Dobbs Ferry, N.Y., 1995. First published in Great Britain, 1983), says the literal meaning of "jib" may be "nose."

So, if someone likes the cut of your gib, it is not an insult. It is a compliment.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: General_Failure on August 24, 2005, 08:56:50 PM
It's gay code. It means you think he has a pretty face.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: rjs246 on August 24, 2005, 09:06:13 PM
I actually did know what it meant, dorks.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 24, 2005, 09:10:26 PM
So you knew you were using gay code to tell him had a pretty face???  :paranoid
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: rjs246 on August 24, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 24, 2005, 09:10:26 PM
So you knew you were using gay code to tell him had a pretty face??? 

Pretty MOUTH, dude. He's got a pretty mouth.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: General_Failure on August 24, 2005, 09:12:26 PM
So you knowingly told him he has a pretty face.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 24, 2005, 09:13:09 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 24, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 24, 2005, 09:10:26 PM
So you knew you were using gay code to tell him had a pretty face??? 

Pretty MOUTH, dude. He's got a pretty mouth.

(http://wcuvax1.wcu.edu/~hkane/deliverance.jpg)
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: General_Failure on August 24, 2005, 09:17:21 PM
rjs appreciates anyone that can swallow a banana whole.
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: Don Ho on August 24, 2005, 09:38:32 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on August 24, 2005, 09:13:09 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 24, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 24, 2005, 09:10:26 PM
So you knew you were using gay code to tell him had a pretty face??? 

Pretty MOUTH, dude. He's got a pretty mouth.

(http://wcuvax1.wcu.edu/~hkane/deliverance.jpg)

:-D :-D :-D just missing the banjo!
Title: Re: Classic ESPN poll - cowturd version
Post by: Don Ho on August 24, 2005, 09:39:25 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 24, 2005, 09:17:21 PM
rjs appreciates anyone that can swallow a banana whole.

Oh, you mean my cousin Don "Whole". :o