I normally scoff at those who share their personal problems on message boards but I figured I'd let you all know that some dipshtein broke into the house I share with my ladyfriend and stole a bunch of jewelery. But like a farging crackhead, he left my digital camera, computer and lots of other valuables just sitting out and stole our bag of weed. Dick!
I've gotta say, its a farging creepy feeling knowing someone was in our place. And he probably found the astroglide. Embarrassments galore.
That sucks dude. I had my room broken into when I lived in the barracks and had my tv, vcr, sega genesis and my left running shoe stolen.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 18, 2005, 05:21:46 PM
I normally scoff at those who share their personal problems on message boards but I figured I'd let you all know that some dipshtein broke into the house I share with my ladyfriend and stole a bunch of jewelery. But like a farging crackhead, he left my digital camera, computer and lots of other valuables just sitting out and stole our bag of weed.
I told you we were stopping by. I only borrowed the jewelry. The weed I am keeping.
Your place smells like ass.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 18, 2005, 05:21:46 PM
I normally scoff at those who share their personal problems on message boards but I figured I'd let you all know that some dipshtein broke into the house I share with my ladyfriend and stole a bunch of jewelery. But like a farging crackhead, he left my digital camera, computer and lots of other valuables just sitting out and stole our bag of weed. Dick!
I've gotta say, its a farging creepy feeling knowing someone was in our place. And he probably found the astroglide. Embarrassments galore.
My house in college was broken into when I was on Spring Break. I wasn't pissed about my missing television or other assorted electronics, but when I couldn't find my stash I became irate.
Get a dog. Problem solved.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 18, 2005, 05:51:14 PM
Get a dog. Problem solved.
It's always worked for me.
If you were Mexican, you'd have bars on the windows by dusk.
Quote from: hbionic on August 18, 2005, 06:17:28 PM
If you were Mexican, you'd have bars on the windows by dusk.
And nothing inside worth stealing.
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 18, 2005, 05:24:14 PM
That sucks dude. I had my room broken into when I lived in the barracks and had my tv, vcr, sega genesis and my left running shoe stolen.
And your left running shoe ???
I had some farged up shtein stolen from me when I was in the Marines. In the barracks(especially 8th COMM BN er.....8th Crime BN) farging cleptos would steal anything. Socks, PT Shirts, remote controls, and wives, just to name a few things. If it was a crackhead, he'll probably come back since he found the pot. Sit in the dark with a gun. I think it'd be legal to pop him, or like Dio said, get a dog. German shephards scare the bullshtein out of crackheads.
Yup. Just the left one. We live in a world with some sick, sick people.
There's actually more to that story too.......
Several rooms in the barracks were broken into besides mine. The guys living in the room next to me also had their room broken into. Missing from their room was a stereo system, cd's and vhs movies (this happened back in 96), a collection of about 100 hardcore porn mags from the bathroom (:boom), toothpaste and a pair of combat boots. The weird thing about that though was that the laces for the boots were removed and left behind. Also, the toothpaste was removed and the theif(ves) left the empty tube behind. I suppose they probably just squeezed it out and flushed it down the toilet or something.
In an unrelated theft, I left my car unlocked and parked in my driveway one night a couple of years ago and when I got in it the next morning and went to work I found that all of the spare change was missing along with the cigarette lighter. I probably had about $7 or $8 in change in my so you would think that the thieves would just use the money to buy their own damn cigarette lighter. :-\
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 18, 2005, 07:42:03 PM
I had some farged up shtein stolen from me when I was in the Marines. In the barracks(especially 8th COMM BN er.....8th Crime BN) farging cleptos would steal anything. Socks, PT Shirts, remote controls, and wives, just to name a few things. If it was a crackhead, he'll probably come back since he found the pot. Sit in the dark with a gun. I think it'd be legal to pop him, or like Dio said, get a dog. German shephards scare the bullshtein out of crackheads.
Ha ha, you were with 8th crime? :-D A good friend of mine that I was stationed with back in KC has been with them for about a year now and I've heard some shtein about what goes on over there. They just deployed over to Iraq about 2 weeks ago too.
if i stole the pot, i would of stole your food as well.
Or atleast the twinkies.
That sucks dude.
Learn to spell your state.
Quote from: phattymatty on August 18, 2005, 08:34:49 PM
That sucks dude.
Learn to spell your state.
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Quote from: Yeti on August 18, 2005, 05:44:02 PM
I told you we were stopping by. I only borrowed the jewelry. The weed I am keeping.
Your place smells like ass.
:-D :yay
That sucks dude. I've had my car broken into several times and our house once (they stole my roomates XBOX and cash) and the feeling is creepy knowing that someone has been looking through your stuff.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 18, 2005, 05:51:14 PM
Get a dog. Problem solved.
How easily you forget. I've got a dog. I'm sure it made every effort to lick his dumb ass to death.
And only buttholes know how to spell this farging state.
t-h-i-s--f-a-r-g-i-n-g--s-t-a-t-e
w0ot. I guess I'm a butthole.
Don't say that, he might want to lick you.
So I don't know if I actually told you shteinheads about this but my car was stolen a few months ago. Then, miraculously, it was given parking tickets but not recovered by the police. They are now itching for their money. Instead they're getting this letter:
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Dear Sirs-
Here is a copy of the BOSTON POLICE incident report listing our car as stolen.
This means a number of things. It first means that our stolen car was listed in your system, as stolen, and rather than informing us that you had discovered its location you decided to give it parking tickets (the car was stolen two months before the tickets were given and not 'recovered' for several weeks after). Thanks for that. It also means that we do not own the car anymore, our insurance company owns it. If you would like to send them a parking ticket, I would be happy to provide you with their contact information. If, on the other hand, you happen to locate the person who stole the car and actually parked it in the location where it received these tickets, I would suggest giving them the tickets. Either way I consider my part in this situation to be finished.
Thanks!
Assbags.
A well crafted letter. :yay
Nice job. :yay
I hope they come and arrest your sorry ass.
They will ignore your letter, and this story will resolve itself in court to your detriment. Repeck the man.
I will repeck nothing. At the time the tickets were given I did not know the whereabouts of the car and was no longer the owner. They can lick my farging stink-penny.
jesus man, its been a year???
This was a great thread. It's revival makes me laugh.....along with the fact that rjs's shtein keeps getting stolen.
ha. don't the tickets say where the car is parked? go get it.
whistle.....whistle.....whistle
of all people to start a thread like this...wow...BAN
Quote from: reese125 on August 05, 2006, 02:04:03 PM
whistle.....whistle.....whistle
of all people to start a thread like this...wow...BAN
You make no sense to anybody.
he makes sense to bunkley78 thats it
its not hard Patt, I was busting his balls for this thread by pulling my whistle out like the thread police rj usually is
he was on me about the fantasy football spreadsheet the other day. thats all pal, not science
You're a farging idiot. Again, not science.
keep smokin that chronic boy, Im sure you realized that your car wasnt stolen and you just forgot where you parked.... with your burnt dumb ass
There's no need for all this anger, reese.
The bad thing about getting your bag stolen is that to add insult to injury, you can't exactly put it in a police report.
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 06, 2006, 05:00:38 PM
There's no need for all this anger, reese.
:-D
never any anger my man...its all good