Eva Longoria hurt on the set of Desperate Housewives (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050818/ap_en_tv/people_longoria;_ylt=Asjiis44vxoRot3q1wpZpvdX24cA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl)
QuoteThe entertainment show "Access Hollywood" reported that Longoria was injured when a pole fell on her.
I told her not to pull my pants down so fast. :sly
I didn't know you were polish.
Where's Darth?
She would be much hotter if she wasn't 4 foot nothin. I don't abide by the midget-folk.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 18, 2005, 05:17:19 PM
She would be much hotter if she wasn't 4 foot nothin. I don't abide by the midget-folk.
I farging love midgets. The best part about them is when they wrap their tiny little hands around your package, it makes it look bigger. :paranoid
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 18, 2005, 05:20:20 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 18, 2005, 05:17:19 PM
She would be much hotter if she wasn't 4 foot nothin. I don't abide by the midget-folk.
I farging love midgets. The best part about them is when they wrap their tiny little hands around your package, it makes it look bigger. :paranoid
I guess. But trying cramming your meat into their midget mouths. You've got to be mighty small to make that work.
You don't have to be small, just forceful. :)
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 18, 2005, 04:54:33 PM
Eva Longoria hurt on the set of Desperate Housewives (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050818/ap_en_tv/people_longoria;_ylt=Asjiis44vxoRot3q1wpZpvdX24cA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl)
QuoteThe entertainment show "Access Hollywood" reported that Longoria was injured when a pole fell on her.
I told her not to pull my pants down so fast. :sly
you'll be ok. She doesn't have to be injured in your mind as you flog your dolphin.
Did the pole belong to Tony Parker?
She seems fine ;D
(http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/elongoria_bikini.jpg)
>:D Tony Parker yet another reason to hate the French...... >:D
:flipoff Leave our babes alone! :flipoff
why hate short chicks? they are easier to pick up and rail. just watch your balls. :crazy
Salma Hayek is also short. End of argument.
Why does she look like she has, um...a package where she shouldn't in that second pic?
She should have a package down there. All day every day if you ask me. Preferably mine.
Desperate Housewives is a fargin' suck-arse show, by the way. It doesn't suck as much as Sex and The City, but it still sucks, nonetheless.
she is still with tony?