In the spirit of the annual Eagles/WIP radio auction to benefit the Eagles Youth Partnership (which began this morning), I'd like to again help identify some of the items which will not raise quite as much money as say a "Super Bowl trip for two to Detroit", a "Donovan McNabb signed, game-worn jersey", or a "luxury box to the Eagles/Dallas MNF game for you and your friends".
With this in mind, I'll put up the first "Least Popular Item for the 2005 Philadelphia Eagles/WIP EYP Auction":
One year of lawn care from TO's landscaper.
"Watch Hollis Eat!" :D
a david bergeron game worn jersey
Correll Buckhalter Game Used Roach Clip
"Dental Care with Keith Adams"
Autographed copy of "How to Stay Healthy in the NFL" by Correll Buckhalter.
Play catch with Billy McMullen.
A day at the hair salon with Dave Spadaro.
Simon's South Beach Diet book.
Be Brian Dawkin's Ultimate Fighting sparing partner for a day.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 16, 2005, 10:17:37 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 16, 2005, 10:16:19 AM
Play catch with Billy McMullen.
:-D
And wait and wait for the ball to stop rolling for him to pick it up
:-D :-D :-D
Typing Class taught by TO
C RSLTS N 2 HRS! 8)
"Let Koy hold stuff for you"....keys, shopping bags, the remote....
A pair of self-help sessions...Personal Grooming with Koy Detmer, and Overcoming Fear with Todd Pinkston
An autographed copy of "How to Gain Weight and Bulk Up" by Todd Pinkston
Allow yourself to be pampered! Enjoy a personal hair cut and shave from renown stylist, Koy Detmer!
Self Defense class taught by Jerome McDougal.
Scenic tour of Florida with Jerome McDougle.
"Soup Kitchens across the the US" written by TO's family
Needleoint with Jon Runyan.
Let Jaqua Thomas name your kid.
"How to Get In Touch With Reality," by Terrell Owens.
1 yr membership in Burlington County's newest health club *
*Warning workout facilities are outdoor on natural grass like surfaces and cement. Facility may be sold suddenly without notice, by owner, due to relocation. Not responsible for lack of privacy during your workout.
Quantum Physics Tutoring from Jeremiah Trotter.
Get Insulted And Antagonized by Brad Childress for an afternoon
"How to Communicate Effectively with the Media" by Andy Reid
One free hour on the McNabb Family Hotline.
Books:
"Meaningful Holdouts from Training Camp", by Brian Westbrook
"Staying in Playing Shape", by Corey Simon
"How to Lower Your Shoulders and Stop a Back in His Tracks", by Mark Simoneau
"Friends Forever: A Self Help Guide to Long Lasting Friendships" - By Terrell Owens
Win a day with Todd Pinkston as your personal trainer.
Other Books:
"Having Success After Leaving Philadelphia", by John Welbourn & Bobby Taylor
"Staying Trim while Coaching in Philly", by Andy Reid
Items:
1 gallon of Brad Childress' secret "Miracle Hair-Grow" tonic
lifetime supply of Todd Pinkston's proprietary "Weight-Gain PLUS!" powder (actually microscopic parasitic organisms)
Hugh Douglas sings the Blues.
"Coming Out of Your Shell" by Andy Reid.
How to make funny cartoons by Bang!
"How To Make Friends and Influence People" by Freddie Mitchell.
Quote from: BigEd76 on August 16, 2005, 10:27:58 AM
"Let Koy hold stuff for you"....keys, shopping bags, the remote....
No offense Ed, but you HAVE to know that one isnt funny.
"Philly's Best Rolls" by Hank Fraley.
Win a date dancing with the newest Eagles cheerleader! (http://poststuff2.entensity.net/081505/media.php?media=lifetimechannel.wmv)
>:D
:'( :'( :'(
"The Metrosexual Life" - Koy Detmer
"How I Fooled Them for So Long" - John Welbourn
"Pick One Thing... and Do It Very Well" - Reno Mahe
"Personality" - The Collective Eagles Coaching Staff
Split a pizza with Hollis Thomas and Shawn Andrews (better bring a sandwich).
"Making It With the Ladies"- by Dave Spadaro
Quote from: Zanshin on August 17, 2005, 10:19:34 AM
Win a date dancing with the newest Eagles cheerleader! (http://poststuff2.entensity.net/081505/media.php?media=lifetimechannel.wmv)
That wasn't funny. At all. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Guess you missed the Nightmare thread.
And, yes, it sort of was....sort of.
Naw, I saw it in the Nightmare thread (when my soul was originally tainted), but I didn't pay attention to the URL until it was too late.
Hey...double taint.