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Title: Anniversary Question
Post by: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 03:10:59 PM
This morning my wife woke me up and said "Happy Anniversary".  Saved by the bell.  That's why I love her.  She wouldn't wait all day to see if I forget.  She knows I would never remember so she lets me know before I even have a chance open my mouth and pretend like I remembered.  This is our 10th.  Since we were married I followed a "Traditional" anniversary gift list.  It's worked up till now, but I noticed the gift for year 10 is tin.  If I come home with a tin gift I don't think there will be an 11th anniversary.  So anybody got any suggestions?  I was thinking of getting her something we can both use, like a Harley.
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: General_Failure on August 12, 2005, 03:12:07 PM
A cookie tin as a side-gift. Or tin nipple clamps.
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: BigEd76 on August 12, 2005, 03:44:54 PM
A German Shepherd
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: Diomedes on August 12, 2005, 03:53:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 03:10:59 PM...like a Harley

Stay away from those pieces of shtein.  Don't turn, don't stop.  Most don't even go straight very well.  Great way to get yourself killed, riding one of those pigs.

How about a prostitute/actress to play out the grocery clerk fantasy?
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: hbionic on August 12, 2005, 03:56:54 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 12, 2005, 03:53:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 03:10:59 PM...like a Harley

Stay away from those pieces of shtein.  Don't turn, don't stop.  Most don't even go straight very well.  Great way to get yourself killed, riding one of those pigs.

How about a prostitute/actress to play out the grocery clerk fantasy?

That is actually not a bad idea. If anyone was into making porn films, that would beat pretty much most of them out there. Except the one's where the dad bones the hot daugther in bed while mom is sleeping next to him.  Outside of that, Yeti's would beat most of them.
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: Phanatic on August 12, 2005, 04:10:28 PM
Is their a market for Yeti porn?
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 04:11:42 PM
Yeah, get idea.  "Hey, Happy Anniversary Honey.  10 great years and to celebrate our love I brought home a midget hooker and we are all going to make a porn movie together."
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: General_Failure on August 12, 2005, 04:16:17 PM
A midget hooker in a tin box. Brilliant!
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: mussa on August 12, 2005, 04:37:56 PM
how about a trip to ireland?> or australia? or iraq?
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: Tomahawk on August 12, 2005, 04:56:21 PM
Apparently you can substitute aluminum for tin. I suggest a keg. If that's too pricey, get her a case of beer.
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 12, 2005, 05:01:03 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on August 12, 2005, 04:10:28 PM
Is their a market for Yeti porn?

Yes.  Beastiality is quite popular in West Virginia and Arkansas from what I've heard. 
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: Mad-Lad on August 12, 2005, 05:05:14 PM
show up in the bedroom dressed like the tin man.

(http://www.seykota.com/tribe/FAQ/2003_Apr/Apr_13-19/tin_man.gif)

she'll love it.
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: T_Section224 on August 12, 2005, 05:27:19 PM
go with the alternate wedding anniversary gift, that's what i usually go with anyway.
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: JTrotter Fan on August 13, 2005, 12:21:29 PM
So...what'd you get her?  Are you alive?  Are you still married?
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 13, 2005, 12:31:06 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on August 13, 2005, 12:21:29 PM
So...what'd you get her?  Are you alive?  Are you still married?

Are you still a "whole man?"  :paranoid
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: General_Failure on August 13, 2005, 12:31:58 PM
Let us know if she whacked you with a shovel and buried you in the woods.
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: Yeti on August 14, 2005, 05:54:26 PM
I got her Diamond Earrings and wrapped them in tin foil.

She liked them.  ;)
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: JTrotter Fan on August 15, 2005, 12:51:44 AM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on August 13, 2005, 12:31:06 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on August 13, 2005, 12:21:29 PM
So...what'd you get her?  Are you alive?  Are you still married?

Are you still a "whole man?"  :paranoid

::)
Title: Re: Anniversary Question
Post by: T_Section224 on August 15, 2005, 07:56:31 AM
good work yeti!