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Title: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: hbionic on August 09, 2005, 05:40:50 PM
I just watched a play at a small theatre this past sunday in L.A. It was at the Celtic Arts Center. The play was called ''The Beauty Queen Of Leenane".  It is about a Irish Mother and her Daughter. I won't give anything away...but if it comes through your area, I would highly recommend it. It is worth every cent. Fine acting, I thought the dialogue was good and precise. They did a good job of making the audience relate with all/any of the characters. I give it at least a 9 out of 10. It was about a couple of hours long...but it is a good time if you have nothing else to do.
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: General_Failure on August 09, 2005, 05:45:04 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 09, 2005, 05:40:50 PM
I won't give anything away

:-D
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 09, 2005, 06:00:24 PM
Oh.  My.  God.  Bionic's going to the theatre now?  He's gone from recreational pole smoker to full fledged Hershey Highway Pooper Trooper.  Next stop, Gayville.  Population:  You. 
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: hbionic on August 09, 2005, 06:04:47 PM
I wouldn't expect anything less from you two.  :=)

Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: Wingspan on August 09, 2005, 07:24:35 PM
fag
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 09, 2005, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on August 09, 2005, 07:24:35 PM
fag

Says the guy who had a groom shower.  :P
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: Wingspan on August 09, 2005, 07:26:29 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 09, 2005, 07:25:30 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on August 09, 2005, 07:24:35 PM
fag

Says the guy who had a groom shower.  :P

pipe down, sasspirilla
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 09, 2005, 10:48:03 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 09, 2005, 06:00:24 PM
Oh.  My.  God.  Bionic's going to the theatre now?  He's gone from recreational pole smoker to full fledged Hershey Highway Pooper Trooper.  Next stop, Gayville.  Population:  You. 

:-D :-D :-D

I saw 'Cats' when I was 6  :P
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: T_Section224 on August 10, 2005, 08:22:10 AM
i was truly expecting to read a punch line to a joke in here.  i've been to plays, against my will, but i would never go to a mb and rate it, jeez.
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 10, 2005, 08:32:42 PM
hbionic's gone full-on Liberace gay.
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 10, 2005, 09:36:51 PM
FF, is that from the movie "Love Stinks" with French Stewart? If so, that movies is farging hilarious.

Bionic...did that chick you're with neuter you, dude?
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: hbionic on August 10, 2005, 09:47:58 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 10, 2005, 09:36:51 PM
FF, is that from the movie "Love Stinks" with French Stewart? If so, that movies is farging hilarious.

Bionic...did that chick you're with neuter you, dude?

:-D I'd be disappointed if you all let me off easy for posting this shtein.

Say what you want though...but its amazing how many chicks go to these things. It's so easy to make conversation in that environment. Just act like you don't know shtein, make them seem like the expert and go from there. Even the 'have you been here before' line works.

Anyways, back to gay jokes.
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 10, 2005, 09:54:32 PM
If you followed those chicks out to the parking lot afterwards you'd see them getting into Toyota Prius' with PETA stickers and rainbows plastered all over the place.

Go meet a chick at Dodgers stadium who likes sports and drinks beer. Leave the lezzies to their tofu, green tea and plays!
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: hbionic on August 10, 2005, 10:06:03 PM
Speaking of Dodger Stadium...what a spec-tit-cle it was last night. Women of all ages and I mean ALL ages with their titties and thangs walking around. Mmm...mmm....mmm.
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: General_Failure on August 10, 2005, 10:09:19 PM
If they had things out they were probably dudes. You need to learn the difference.
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: hbionic on August 10, 2005, 10:12:12 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 10, 2005, 10:09:19 PM
If they had things out they were probably dudes. You need to learn the difference.

You mean, those weren't overgrown, loose-skinned areolas?
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: General_Failure on August 10, 2005, 10:14:23 PM
No, they were testicles. Could someone please by him an anatomy book or a doll or something?
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 10, 2005, 10:23:44 PM
It won't help.  He's already told me that it's impossible to tell the difference between boobies and a sac-o-man juice when they're bouncing on your forehead and/or chin.  I'll take his word for it. 
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: MURP on August 10, 2005, 11:53:42 PM
none by David Bell
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: stillupfront on August 11, 2005, 11:12:21 AM
Quote from: hbionic on August 09, 2005, 05:40:50 PM
I just watched a play at a small theatre this past sunday in L.A. It was at the Celtic Arts Center. The play was called ''The Beauty Queen Of Leenane".  It is about a Irish Mother and her Daughter. I won't give anything away...but if it comes through your area, I would highly recommend it. It is worth every cent. Fine acting, I thought the dialogue was good and precise. They did a good job of making the audience relate with all/any of the characters. I give it at least a 9 out of 10. It was about a couple of hours long...but it is a good time if you have nothing else to do.


No, haven't seen any plays. I do not enjoy being sodomized.
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 11, 2005, 11:36:15 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 10, 2005, 09:36:51 PM
FF, is that from the movie "Love Stinks" with French Stewart?

Yes, now that you mention it.
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: hbionic on August 11, 2005, 02:43:27 PM
Sorry guys, just got my balls back. What was I thinking?

hbionic, you're gay!
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: rjs246 on August 11, 2005, 02:45:05 PM
Does that mean we can close this thread and never speak of it again?
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: hbionic on August 11, 2005, 02:46:06 PM
Please.....jesus farging christ please!
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: General_Failure on August 11, 2005, 03:25:20 PM
No.
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: hbionic on August 11, 2005, 03:32:43 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on August 11, 2005, 03:25:20 PM
No.

C'mon Lee....kill it!
Title: Re: Seen any plays lately?
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 11, 2005, 03:32:59 PM
PIN IT!  :D