http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333
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that dude needed a tivo >:D
That chick needed to get her priorities straight.
This must have been a recurring issue for him to go get a claw hammer. Instead of maybe smothering her with a pillow to shut her up for a few minutes.
Those Panamanians love their sports.
If she was in the kitchen making him a sandwich like she's supposed to, none of this would've happened.
QuoteThe defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows
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Quote from: NB on August 04, 2005, 03:05:13 PM
QuoteThe defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows
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Yeah, you'd really only need 4 strikes: Shut *wham* the *wham* farg *wham* up! *wham*
thought about that before MMH :-D
:-D@ MMH, that is definately a farged up story 70 times here skull must have looked like it got ran over by a steam roller. I wonder if the hammer was a straight or curved claw?
"You didn't let me finish. I'm not going to hurt you, Wendy. I'm gonna bash your brains in. <heh, heh>. Bash 'em right the farg in!"
(http://www.crazyleg.com/movies/the-shining/pictures/shining.jpg)
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333
Like this be a warning. Do not get inbetween a man and his sports!
But in all seriousness, this was one brutal murder. It's such a weird story that I had to check twice to make sure it wasn't one of those gag sites. It seems legit.
Ahem... (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=15933.0)
Man, it's impossible to break any news on this board. :-D
Z! Need an update on Correll Buckhalter's knee injury now!!
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Court summary (http://www.emeraldcoast.com/specialonlineupdate/offord1.html)
Quoteher face was basically unrecognizable from the hammer blows. She continued to moan for a period of time and the defendant continued to beat on her in an attempt to "take off her face."
The court summary doesn't mention anything about sports though....
MMH -- Thanks for the hearty belly laugh... great joke!!