the other week I got into an elevator. A mother and daughter followed behind and then after them a stinky homeless looking guy got in. So it's the 4 of us in the elevator. According to the buttons for the floors we pushed I was getting off the elevator first, then the Stinky dude about 20 floors later, and then the Mother and Daughter were going to the top floor. I was in the back and the stinky dude was in the front of the elevator facing the door mumbling about something. As the elevator came to my floor, the mother turned to face me and mouthed the words "would you please stay on with us" with a fearful look in her eyes. I laughed as the door opened and got off.
funny sort of, but you should have been a gentleman and stayed on. oh, who am i kidding, then it wouldn't have been funny.
No wonder you didn't tell me this story! :spank
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 02:11:18 PM
the other week I got into an elevator.
not that funny
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 02:11:18 PM
A mother and daughter followed behind and then after them a stinky homeless looking guy got in.
amusing
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 02:11:18 PM
So it's the 4 of us in the elevator.
quite boring
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 02:11:18 PM
According to the buttons for the floors we pushed I was getting off the elevator first, then the Stinky dude about 20 floors later, and then the Mother and Daughter were going to the top floor.
informative, but not that funny
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 02:11:18 PM
I was in the back and the stinky dude was in the front of the elevator facing the door mumbling about something.
less informative, but a more funny
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 02:11:18 PM
As the elevator came to my floor, the mother turned to face me and mouthed the words "would you please stay on with us" with a fearful look in her eyes.
very funny
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 02:11:18 PM
I laughed as the door opened and got off.
hilarious. (although you maybe shoulda stayed on.)
I read about what happened to them afterwards in the paper, at least you had the sense to save yourself. :evil
I'm noticing that we are all very good people around here. Except for T. That dude's an ass.
That's just plain mean.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 02:23:35 PM
I'm noticing that we are all very good people around here. Except for T. That dude's an ass.
thanks, finally i'm getting some respect around here.
That was a pretty tall building you were in.
Why didn't she just get off when you did?
Dumbass.
:-D
Funny.
If you had "mouthed" back: "go to hell" and left laughing, that would have been hilarious.
farg that lady and people like her. She needs to take care of herself, not expect everyone else to protect her. If she didn't want to be near the scary man, she could have gotten off the elevator. Jesus woman, think for yourself!!
Now if the guy starts touching her or the kid, then I'd expect you to lay him out. But that's different.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2005, 03:28:00 PM
That was a pretty tall building you were in.
well Yeti, in the cave of steel known as Philadelphia, we have large buildings compared to the backwoods of Vermont were the abominable snowmen live. ;)
You should have hit a few buttons on your way out.
When she mouthed "please stay on with us" you should have mouthed
"can I fondle your daughter?"
funny and not surprising at all coming from you. Im surprised u didn't scream into the homeless guys ear when walking past him. :-D
Quote from: General_Failure on August 03, 2005, 04:04:16 PM
You should have hit a few buttons on your way out.
That's the spirit!
The reaaaally funny part was when they were found dead the next day. All chopped up and stuff.....tooooo funny.
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 03:50:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2005, 03:28:00 PM
That was a pretty tall building you were in.
well Yeti, in the cave of steel known as Philadelphia, we have large buildings compared to the backwoods of Vermont were the abominable snowmen live. ;)
I'm scared of the city. It smells like pee.
No, it smells like human pee. You place smells like bear pee.
You should have asked for a mother/daughter 3some! Sorry PG. ;)
hahaha
I would have done the same thing.