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Title: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Eagleblood on August 03, 2005, 12:23:56 PM
I love conspiracy theories. Regardless if it's sports related or other event. Most are usually bullshtein but they are always fun. Especially listening to a real nut job trying to argue why their theory is legit. Well, I'm not exactly a nut job and this is just for fun.  :P

The Westbrook hold-out is very odd and almost mind boggling. He signs a tender then all of a sudden decides not to show without warning. Les Bowen interviewed Westy's agent Fletcher Smith. Bowen directly asks him if he advised Westy to hold-out. Smith would not answer. Bowen felt Westy made the decision on his own.

Rumor control is circulating Westy was offered a very decent contract but turned it down. Now there is some weird contradictions concerning the Eagles and the CBA stating Westy has to show by August 8th or become a RFA for another year.

The bottom line of my rambling: The TO situation was becoming too huge with training camp about to happen. Westy agrees to well planned diversion to create another soap opera. Westy is rewarded  by the Eagles.

I actually love this stuff. The Eagles were so dog shtein boring since Reid took over. There finally is some life and personality to the team.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 12:24:44 PM
(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00175/Jessica_Alba__tatt__175740m.jpg)
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Mad-Lad on August 03, 2005, 12:24:50 PM
look out!  the black helicopters are circling.  :-D
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: JTrotter Fan on August 03, 2005, 12:34:08 PM
Nice first post...

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/dawkinsdarthcore/owned_cervo.jpg)
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Wingspan on August 03, 2005, 12:41:20 PM
i actually enjoyed that post quite a bit. i'm no conspiacy theorist...but that was more entertaining than a lot of other camp fodder.

you sir, have outperformed your TOS :CF contract.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Cerevant on August 03, 2005, 12:43:38 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on August 03, 2005, 12:41:20 PM
you sir, have outperformed your TOS :CF contract.
Watch it - get his head too big, and he'll want to renegotiate after his first post...

C
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: General_Failure on August 03, 2005, 12:46:21 PM
We've never renegotiated with anyone and we're not about to start now.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: bowzer on August 03, 2005, 01:02:43 PM
Well you better start renegotiating with me, or my client and I, Corey simon, will both be holding out. 
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: General_Failure on August 03, 2005, 01:09:25 PM
Good.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: bowzer on August 03, 2005, 02:44:17 PM
With the recent happenings with Mcdougle and such, and the possibility of moving Darwin to DE, you're going to need my client at the DT spot. 
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: T_Section224 on August 03, 2005, 02:48:04 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 12:24:44 PM
(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00175/Jessica_Alba__tatt__175740m.jpg)
ok, the deer post may trump this one, sorry rjs.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 02:48:58 PM
Nothing trumps Alba's ass. Nothing. In fact, nothing even comes close. I'm disappointed in you.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 03, 2005, 02:49:02 PM
The team has 5 DE's on the roster without McDougle: Kearse, Kalu, Hugh, Jamaal Green, and rookie Trent Cole.  That leaves Walker, Rayburn, my client (the amazing Mike Patterson), Hollis, Grasmanis, and ginormous rookie Keyonta Marshall at DT.  The team does not need Corey Simon whatsoever IMO, even if you assume they're cutting Gras.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: T_Section224 on August 03, 2005, 02:50:56 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 02:48:58 PM
Nothing trumps Alba's ass. Nothing. In fact, nothing even comes close. I'm disappointed in you.
i said MAY, not does.  on second inspection, you're right, it doesn't.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: phillymic2000 on August 03, 2005, 03:16:33 PM
Screw Simon, the fat bastige
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Rome on August 03, 2005, 03:18:52 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 02:48:58 PM
Nothing trumps Alba's ass. Nothing. In fact, nothing even comes close. I'm disappointed in you.

Wrong.

(http://www.skullsnaps.com/Catherine_Bell_-_Grey_Bikini_Pic_06.jpg)

She does, everytime... :drool
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 03:20:54 PM
That is about the worst Catherine Bell picture I've ever seen. I think she's hot and all, and I'd love to blow bubbles in her cleavage, but Alba wins. Going away.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Rome on August 03, 2005, 03:24:06 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 03:20:54 PM
That is about the worst Catherine Bell picture I've ever seen. I think she's hot and all, and I'd love to blow bubbles in her cleavage, but Alba wins. Going away.

If that's the "worst" picture you ever saw of her, you should do a Google search with the SafeSearch function off.

>:D
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Yeti on August 03, 2005, 03:38:37 PM
Eagleblood = Since75
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: jeffreyjpa on August 03, 2005, 03:55:41 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 02:48:58 PM
Nothing trumps Alba's ass. Nothing. In fact, nothing even comes close. I'm disappointed in you.

Agreed, that ass trumps Rock, Paper, AND Scissors.

I applaud your frequent use of it over the past couple of weeks, and look forward to the next time already.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: bowzer on August 03, 2005, 05:33:43 PM
I believe their is a heavy negative bias against my client because he happens to be slightly overweight.  I am starting a campaign to end this discriminatory behavior.  First they began charging my client with 2 airline seats because of his size, then they even made a documentary about the ill effects of eating at his favorite restaurant McDonalds.  My client is being systematically targetted, even though he one of the longest standing members on this team. 
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 03, 2005, 05:38:24 PM
Team Patterson would like everyone to know that Corey Simon sucks.



Thanks for your time.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: bowzer on August 03, 2005, 05:41:52 PM
Team Simon would like everyone to know that there's a reason why that midget Patterson fell to Eagles. 
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Wingspan on August 03, 2005, 05:45:48 PM
team moats would like to let everyone know that there is a team moats
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 03, 2005, 05:46:12 PM
Team Patterson would like to point out that it's better to be unproven that to be a proven lazy piece of lard-arsed garbage that is not ready to play football until mid-season and tires out before the playoffs.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: bowzer on August 03, 2005, 06:09:22 PM
Team simon tells team patterson to talk to his pro bowl appearances...
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 06:11:56 PM
Team LJ would you fatasses to shut it and lick his taint.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 03, 2005, 06:12:49 PM
Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on August 03, 2005, 06:09:22 PM
Team simon tells team patterson to talk to his pro bowl appearances...

There are players who are dead that have made the Pro Bowl, and they're not very good anymore either.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: bowzer on August 03, 2005, 06:14:59 PM
Well, team simon would like to extend a hand to team patterson in order to put team LJ in their place.  After all, LJ can't hold unto a football for his life!
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 03, 2005, 06:17:06 PM
OK, that's fine for now.

Isn't L.J.'s back injured again?  I can't wait to see him as the primary blocking TE.  He's about as good at blocking as Pinkston would be at the DT position.  L.J.'s basically a receiver only, and sometimes not even that.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 06:26:10 PM
Ahem. Cram it.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 03, 2005, 07:42:43 PM
Team McNabb would like to inform teams Simon, Patterson and Smith that all this is unprofessional and unnecessary.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: JTrotter Fan on August 03, 2005, 07:51:22 PM
Team G Lew says drink more ovaltine!
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Eagleblood on August 03, 2005, 08:29:29 PM
"Nice first post"

Actually I first began posting on CF in 2001 or 2002 with the name Eagleblood. I had just bought my first real PC in 2001 and immediately checked the net for anything Eagles related. Obviously I found the Eagles home page.

One day on the official message board was a post from someone who was a "guerilla" recruiter or some shtein for a board named concretefield. I checked it out and registered. I may have been one of the first 20 - 25 people to ever register here. GF would obviously know when the board went live. I could be wrong. /shrug

This was just my first post to re-introduce myself and have some fun. You guys apparently have had some fun so it worked.  :)

"Eagleblood = Since75"

I have not posted on message boards for close to three years. I used to read Igglephans almost everyday. There was soap opera drama that caused their board to split and Wingheads was created. I enjoyed the posting of folks from each board so I visited both boards almost daily.

One day a poster named Since75 introduced himself on Wingheads. Things went well at first but then there was drama involving him and some of the posters of Wingheads. He doesn't post there anymore.

Things I learned about S75 on Wingheads and comparing those things to myself.

S75 - ex-Navy
EB - Former Marine

S75 - lives in one of the Carolinas
EB - grew up in Bethlehem, PA and came back after Marines

S75 - didn't know who Merrill Reese was because he has lived away from this area for a long time
EB - long time season ticket holder currently in Section 118 who listened to Merril Reese as a kid

I don't know S75 and never spoke with him. I have nothing against him but we are not the same person.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: General_Failure on August 03, 2005, 08:33:22 PM
Welcome back. :)

Oh, we opened up in April '01.
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Don Ho on August 03, 2005, 10:23:45 PM
Quote from: T_Section224 on August 03, 2005, 02:48:04 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 03, 2005, 12:24:44 PM
(http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00175/Jessica_Alba__tatt__175740m.jpg)
ok, the deer post may trump this one, sorry rjs.

No fargin way!
Title: Re: Put on tinfoil hat because it's a Westbrook conspiracy!
Post by: Wingspan on August 04, 2005, 12:19:43 PM
Quote from: Eagleblood on August 03, 2005, 08:29:29 PM
S75 - didn't know who Merrill Reese was because he has lived away from this area for a long time
EB - long time season ticket holder currently in Section 118 who listened to Merril Reese as a kid

that was fun for me. (i post over at WH)

i beleive yeti was help in that one too..