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QuoteEagles | Johnson Placed on PUP
Tue, 2 Aug 2005 16:41:03 -0700
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said P Dirk Johnson (hernia) has been placed on the team's physically unable to perform list.
Eagles | McCoo Placed on PUP
Tue, 2 Aug 2005 16:40:25 -0700
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said RB Eric McCoo (knee) has been placed on the team's physically unable to perform list.
QuoteEagles | Richmond Placed on PUP
Tue, 2 Aug 2005 16:40:06 -0700
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said LB Greg Richmond (herniated disc) has been placed on the team's physically unable to perform list.
Eagles | Tapeh Placed on NFI List
Tue, 2 Aug 2005 16:39:47 -0700
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said FT Thomas Tapeh (hip) has been placed on the team's physically unable to perform list.
Eagles | McDougle Placed on NFI List
Tue, 2 Aug 2005 16:39:31 -0700
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said DE Jerome McDougle (gun shot wound) has been placed on the team's non-football injury list.
Eagles | Reed Placed on NFI List
Tue, 2 Aug 2005 16:39:09 -0700
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said S J.R. Reed (knee) has been placed on the team's non-football injury list.
Eagles | Thomas Placed on NFI List
Tue, 2 Aug 2005 16:38:36 -0700
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said OT Tra Thomas (blood clot) has been placed on the team's non-football injury list.
Eagles | McCoy Dinged
Tue, 2 Aug 2005 16:38:18 -0700
Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid said LB Matt McCoy (knee) tweaked his knee a little bit during practice Tuesday, Aug. 2, but it does not look too serious. The team will monitor his status for practice availability Wednesday, Aug. 3.
Eagles | Owens Bruised Ego
Tue, 2 Aug 2005 16:38:18 -0700
Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid said WR Terrell Owens is suffering from a bruised ego but does not expect it to cause him to miss any practice time.
I think its more Rosenhaus with the bruised ego. Going home with his tail between his legs as yet another client tells him that he's going to report to camp DESPITE what he advises. ANother hit to the "Rosenhaus vs the NFL" saga. :-D
how buckhalter's health? anybody hear anything about him ???
Quote from: mhunt on August 03, 2005, 10:31:46 AM
how buckhalter's health? anybody hear anything about him ???
He's apparently had no issues whatsoever on his knee, according to CSN yesterday. He's been up there since rookies reported and has looked good (again, according to those who have watched him).
Buckhalter self-medicates.
rumor is that Jammal Jackson has a partially torn tricep.
Again?
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 01:02:13 PM
rumor is that Jammal Jackson has a partially torn tricep.
thats it. cancel the season.
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 01:02:13 PM
rumor is that Jammal Jackson has a partially torn tricep.
Bummer. He's been stung with the injury bug bad, and the Eagles have been really high on him.
So now what? we only have 28 healthy OL in camp? How will we get by?
well Jackson was supposed to be the backup at C. They released Ephraim, so im not sure who the backup C would be. Not a big deal unless Fraley goes down, then it could be a huge deal.
I heard a bunch of shtein on comcast that Ritchie may not be able to play at all until week 6? What the farg is that all about? I saw clips of him running around? As proud sponsor, I have no clue right now whats up with Ritchie. I don't want to see Parry in the lineup. I mean no offense Murp, but i don't think u drastically got better from last year enough to take my boys job here. Whats the deal?
Im doing juice and putting stickum on my hands this year. look for me to improve.
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 01:11:50 PM
Im doing juice and putting stickum on my hands this year. look for me to improve.
Yea when u start growing horns out your head and rock the mullet, then I may have to sponsor you.
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 01:11:50 PM
Im doing juice and putting stickum on my hands this year. look for me to improve.
Until your dome starts bleeding from hitting people with your horns I dont want to see your ass on the field.
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 01:10:37 PM
well Jackson was supposed to be the backup at C. They released Ephraim, so im not sure who the backup C would be. Not a big deal unless Fraley goes down, then it could be a huge deal.
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Wouldn't it be Dominic Furio?
didnt you guys like my hit on Lav Coles last year?!
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 01:19:18 PM
didnt you guys like my hit on Lav Coles last year?!
Of course. It gave me double secret football wood for one of our scrubs to wound a Skin. It doens't mean I want you lead blocking or trying to catch for us. You've had your moment. Fade away.
Quote from: mussa on August 03, 2005, 01:11:10 PM
I heard a bunch of shtein on comcast that Ritchie may not be able to play at all until week 6? What the farg is that all about? I saw clips of him running around? As proud sponsor, I have no clue right now whats up with Ritchie. I don't want to see Parry in the lineup. I mean no offense Murp, but i don't think u drastically got better from last year enough to take my boys job here. Whats the deal?
They said IF they put him on the PUP, which so far, they don't plan on doing.
Quote from: Mad-Lad on August 03, 2005, 01:18:23 PM
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 01:10:37 PM
well Jackson was supposed to be the backup at C. They released Ephraim, so im not sure who the backup C would be. Not a big deal unless Fraley goes down, then it could be a huge deal.
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Wouldn't it be Dominic Furio?
yeah I guess it would have to be. :paranoid
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 03, 2005, 01:49:40 PM
They said IF they put him on the PUP, which so far, they don't plan on doing.
So Diggler is out until week 6?
Depends if he was put on the active PUP list or the reserve PUP list. If he was placed on the reserve list, he's ineligible to practice or play for the first six games of the regular season.
Here is a good explanation of the PUP list:
QuoteNFL rules allow teams to designate players as "Physically Unable to Perform." Once they are designated as such, they are prohibited from practicing with the team. They can, however, rehabilitate and participate in team meetings. If a player begins training camp on the PUP list, they can be moved to the active roster at any time, even after one practice. A player is not allowed to be placed on the PUP list if they start training camp on the active roster.
And another example using a specific player:
QuoteAccording to NFL rules there are two physically unable to perform designations, active and reserve. If Miller is unable to practice Saturday the Bucs likely will place him on the active list, enabling the team to evaluate his progress in camp and activate him any time before the final cutdown date.
After the final cuts on Aug. 31 the Bucs must place Miller either on the reserve physically unable list, on injured reserve or release him.
If on the reserve physically unable list, Miller must sit out six weeks of the season. The Bucs then would have a three-week period to evaluate him or activate him. Before the start of the 10th week the team must place Miller on injured reserve the rest of the season, release him or activate him to the 53-man roster.
"When you're on (physically unable to perform), you can't (practice)," Gruden said. "You can be in attendance, you can go to the meetings. There's still value there, not that our system is that hard, but he could sit in the meeting rooms and make the mental corrections. And with a veteran player, an experienced guy, sometimes that's invaluable."
Quote from: Mad-Lad on August 03, 2005, 01:18:23 PM
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 01:10:37 PM
well Jackson was supposed to be the backup at C. They released Ephraim, so im not sure who the backup C would be. Not a big deal unless Fraley goes down, then it could be a huge deal.
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Wouldn't it be Dominic Furio?
The Super Duper Secret Weapon?
someone asked about buck, here's what i saw today. still moves with a noticable limp, but when he has the ball looks awesome.
i thought he was still hurt until he ran full speed.
not to say you're wrong, but I remember seeing Buck when healthy and he walks like that, period. LOL...I remember thinking he was hurt but it was before his FIRST knee injury and he walked like that. :-D
all those poor puppies
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 03, 2005, 01:57:09 PM
Depends if he was put on the active PUP list or the reserve PUP list. If he was placed on the reserve list, he's ineligible to practice or play for the first six games of the regular season.
Here is a good explanation of the PUP list:
QuoteNFL rules allow teams to designate players as "Physically Unable to Perform." Once they are designated as such, they are prohibited from practicing with the team. They can, however, rehabilitate and participate in team meetings. If a player begins training camp on the PUP list, they can be moved to the active roster at any time, even after one practice. A player is not allowed to be placed on the PUP list if they start training camp on the active roster.
And another example using a specific player:
QuoteAccording to NFL rules there are two physically unable to perform designations, active and reserve. If Miller is unable to practice Saturday the Bucs likely will place him on the active list, enabling the team to evaluate his progress in camp and activate him any time before the final cutdown date.
After the final cuts on Aug. 31 the Bucs must place Miller either on the reserve physically unable list, on injured reserve or release him.
If on the reserve physically unable list, Miller must sit out six weeks of the season. The Bucs then would have a three-week period to evaluate him or activate him. Before the start of the 10th week the team must place Miller on injured reserve the rest of the season, release him or activate him to the 53-man roster.
"When you're on (physically unable to perform), you can't (practice)," Gruden said. "You can be in attendance, you can go to the meetings. There's still value there, not that our system is that hard, but he could sit in the meeting rooms and make the mental corrections. And with a veteran player, an experienced guy, sometimes that's invaluable."
Word.
i'm just saying....
like i said, when he touched the ball he looked awesome!
oh, and that kid (moats) who is the 'clone' of westy, let me tell you, he's so small they couldn't find him in the backfield if they wanted to, and EXTREMELY quick. i like him back there.
you gotta problem with the short folk? ;)
Quote from: T_Section224 on August 03, 2005, 02:04:20 PM
i'm just saying....
like i said, when he touched the ball he looked awesome!
oh, and that kid (moats) who is the 'clone' of westy, let me tell you, he's so small they couldn't find him in the backfield if they wanted to, and EXTREMELY quick. i like him back there.
Cut Westbrook!
shorties are cool in my book!
there was a huge difference between the new guys and the vets which is to be expected, all i'm saying is he looked pretty sharp.
on the other hand there were several times where both moats and brown were not sure of where to line up and the qb's and coaches looked frustrated.
also, it was AWESOME to see the d-backs talking to reggie after plays giving him some tips and what-not, at least that's what it looked like from my vantage point.
Quote from: MURP on August 03, 2005, 01:02:13 PM
rumor is that Jammal Jackson has a partially torn tricep.
Fraley is preordained to be our center forever.
Bubba Miller...Scott Peters...Alonzo Ephraim...Jammal Jackson... :sly
there was a huge difference between the new guys and the vets which is to be expected, all i'm saying is he looked pretty sharp
how big was the crowd...how early were people there...
im going saturday and im trying to figure out what time to get there this year so i can get a seat at the top of the bleachers
we got there around 8:00 and barely found bleacher seats. i couldn't guess the size of the crowd, but it seeme bigger this year for the first day then it did last year.
QuoteThe high temperatures had an impact on the players. Running back Correll Buckhalter, wide receiver Greg Lewis and cornerback Lito Sheppard all had to come out due to problems from the heat.
Linebacker Matt McCoy suffered a slight MCL sprain and did not practice. He is day-to-day. Defensive tackle Sam Rayburn hyper extended his elbow and is day-to-day. Offensive lineman Jamaal Jackson slightly tore his triceps. Reid was not sure if it was the same triceps muscle he tore last year, he said the trainers were looking at it and would provide an update as soon as possible.
Wait, Lito had heat-related problems? :o
He's from Jacksonville, for God's sake! They practically invented heat down here. :-D :-D
QuoteOnly a few minor injuries. Artis Hicks did not practice due to knee tendonitis. FS Sean Considine has a shoulder sublex. RB Correll Buckhalter has a knee contusion, pretty good bruise on surgically repaired knee, and will need a few more days.
Backup center Jamaal Jackson has a tricep tear. He will rest the next couple of weeks before making a decision on his status. Defensive tackle Sam Rayburn is making big strides with his hyper-extended elbow.
Linebacker Greg Richmond's back is calming down and wide receiver Todd Pinkston will have surgery on his ruptured Achilles tendon but a date has not been set. Pinkston declined to speak to reporters as he walked with the assistance of crutches to Buckhalter's car.
Cornerback Rod Hood suffered a shin contusion during Saturday morning's practice.
TO was back at practice today....and SMILING!
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What EVER will they talk about today on ESPN?
FWIW...its raining up there. I wish he'd stay out of practice for the day. :paranoid
Quote# Receiver Terrell Owens was back on the practice field Sunday after missing the last couple of days because of a groin injury.
# Injuries: Defensive end Jamaal Green suffered a left foot strain, while running back Bruce Perry was sidelined with a concussion during Sunday morning's practice.
# Also not practicing Sunday were cornerback Lito Sheppard (illness), running back Correll Buckhalter (knee), safety Sean Considine (shoulder), cornerback Rod Hood (shin), center Jamaal Jackson (tricep), wide receiver Todd Pinkston (Achilles), defensive tackle Sam Rayburn (elbow) and linebacker Greg Richmond (back).
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 07, 2005, 10:32:06 AM
TO was back at practice today....and SMILING!
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What EVER will they talk about today on ESPN?
FWIW...its raining up there. I wish he'd stay out of practice for the day. :paranoid
Now that we know he's smiling, any updates on the brightness level of his teeth?
Breaking news:
TO needs to use the Zoom Whitening treatment as his teeth are not as white as they should be.
This breaking news was reported by Rush Limbaugh.
Off the record, Rush would also like TO to remove the bone from his nose
QuoteNOTES: REDD AT RB ON TUESDAY
August 9, 2005
By ZACH BERMAN
BETHELEHEM, Pa.-- With the majority of the Eagles' running backs benched on the trainer's table, receiver Robert Redd shifted over to running back for Tuesday's practices. :-D
The shift highlighted a routine practice heavy on game-situations as the Eagles prepare for their preseason opener on Monday against the Steelers.
Offensive coordinator Brad Childress said Redd had some experience at running back while playing in the NFL Europe, and he's eager to find a way on the field however he can. He's excelled at receiver throughout training camp, displaying quickness and a sure-handedness.
But with the injury bug bumming the running backs, the temporary move was a way to prove to the coaches that he was willing to help. Childress joked that Redd even offered to play cornerback if it would secure a spot on the roster.
"He wants to make this team so bad," Childress said. "The more you can do, the better off you are. He has some ability (back there)."
Injuries
The only new injury to report is DT Darwin Walker, who was sidelined with illness.
Otherwise, the absentees on Tuesday were sidelined with previously reported injuries. Terrell Owens sat out for his second consecutive day after practicing on Sunday. Correll Buckhalter is still trying to improve from a knee contusion.
Starting left tackle Tra Thomas still hasn't practiced because of a blood clot. Running backs Bruce Perry and Ryan Moats are both suffering from concussions.
Roderick Hood and Sean Considine are still missing from the secondary. DE Jamaal Green continues to nurse a left foot strain. Jamaal Jackson is still recovering from a torn tricep and Greg Richmond is rehabbing a herniated disc.
Despite the injuries, Childress doesn't feel the offense is behind schedule. While the Eagles are lining up with two new starting receivers and only half of their running backs are healthy, the goal remains sound execution.
"We're going to gameplan and take advantage of what we see defenses doing regardless of personnel groups whether it's receivers, tight ends or halfbacks out of the backfield," Childress said
well it sounds like Redd has a good chance to make the squad as a #6 WR.
And, as a # 4 RB...better look out, Reno. ;)
DO you think the Eagles will bother carrying 6 WR's? I think that might be a waste of a roster spot unless that 6th can contribute mightily on special teams (like Douglas did a few years back).
QuoteNOTES: 'BUCK' UPDATE, DE ADDED
August 10, 2005
By ZACH BERMAN
BETHLEHEM, Pa.-- Running back Correll Buckhalter's knee contusion, suffered during Friday's practice, may warrant a closer look.
RB Correll Buckhalter is nursing an injury
Buckhalter has missed practice since sustaining the injury, and head coach Andy Reid said Wednesday that the medical staff is going to recheck the injury to "see if there is not something else in there."
Reid said there is some concern about the injury because of the lack of progression in the recovery.
"It's not coming around as fast as it should have," Reid said. "We are going to check all of those things out and see what the deal is."
Eagles ADD DE
The Eagles signed veteran defensive end Juqua Thomas on Wednesday. Thomas spent four seasons with the Titans, backing up Jevon Kearse for three seasons. In 2003, Thomas recorded four sacks, 17 tackles and a forced fumble.
To make room on the roster for Thomas, the team released receiver Chris Samp. Thomas, wearing jersey number 75, practiced on Wednesday morning.
"He's a good pass rusher and he is stout enough up front to where he can hold his own," Reid said. "We have played against him so we know what he can do."
Perry's Back
Running back Bruce Perry returned to the practice field Wednesday after suffering a concussion on Sunday. He saw extensive action, displaying his toughness by taking a pounding during contact drills.
Injuries
Tackle Jon Runyan suffered a concussion on Tuesday that held him out of practice.
Defensive tackle Darwin Walker is out with the flu.
Safety Sean Considine is still out with the slight separation of the shoulder.
Cornerback Rod Hood was gone with some personal reasons and he comes back today and we will see how he is here.
Guard/center Jamaal Jacksoncontinues to nurse a tricep tear.
Running back Ryan Moats is day-to-day with a concussion.
Defensive tackle Sam Rayburn is getting better from a hyperextended elbow. but still needs a few days before returning.
Wonder what's going on with Buck's knee? :-\
Buck's knee is fine. It is actually mutating into a super strong ligament which can sustain impact from nuclear warheads and Corey Simon's fat.
It just needs time to morph. I all due time he will be better than ever.
By the way, since this is an injury thread someone should add TO on it with a bruised ego.
buck's knee is worse than originally thought?....i'm shocked! :o ;D
What is the deal with Jamaal Jackson? How do you nurse a tricep tear? Is this PUP or IR worthy?
Quote from: Philly_Crew on August 11, 2005, 08:29:49 AM
What is the deal with Jamaal Jackson? How do you nurse a tricep tear? Is this PUP or IR worthy?
It's "go find another team after the cut down to 65 players" worthy. I had high hopes for him. But he's fragile.
Trey Darilek & Dominic Furio will fight for the b/u spot.
Reggie Brown strained his groin today.... :boom :boom :boom
Quote from: BigEd76 on August 11, 2005, 10:55:34 AM
Reggie Brown strained his groin today.... :boom :boom :boom
He's faking it. ;)
brown's mom will make sure his groin heals & he gets back to action asap. ;) :paranoid
paging chris samp...
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on August 11, 2005, 09:00:44 AM
Quote from: Philly_Crew on August 11, 2005, 08:29:49 AM
What is the deal with Jamaal Jackson? How do you nurse a tricep tear? Is this PUP or IR worthy?
It's "go find another team after the cut down to 65 players" worthy. I had high hopes for him. But he's fragile.
Trey Darilek & Dominic Furio will fight for the b/u spot.
how does one have high hopes for someone who wasnt even drafted? ;)
why dont we just whack all the WR's and go with 2 TE T-bone sets.
Quote from: Wingspan on August 11, 2005, 11:31:18 AM
why dont we just whack all the WR's and go with 2 TE T-bone sets.
We'd still probably sweep the division.
Quote from: mhunt on August 11, 2005, 11:18:47 AM
brown's mom will make sure his groin heals & he gets back to action asap. ;) :paranoid
that would be my guess too.
Is it Wink Like Chuggie At A Play Day or something? What's up with all the fruityness?
Apparently Buckhalter was sent to Alabama to visit Dr. Andrews. Visits to him usually = season is over :P
Precautionary....Precautionary....Precautionary....Precautionary....Precautionary.... :paranoid
you know.... if TO decides to kill himself and Westy gets hurt our Superbowl winning offense will star Ryan Moats at RB, Greg Lewis and Reggie Brown at WR.
Reid has outdone himself with the depth this year.
this is a dynasty.
Quote from: BigEd76 on August 11, 2005, 01:54:34 PM
Apparently Buckhalter was sent to Alabama to visit Dr. Andrews. Visits to him usually = season is over :P
Precautionary....Precautionary....Precautionary....Precautionary....Precautionary.... :paranoid
or We'll have to take a look in there
Quote from: MURP on August 11, 2005, 01:56:37 PM
you know.... if TO decides to kill himself and Westy gets hurt our Superbowl winning offense will star Ryan Moats at RB, Greg Lewis and Reggie Brown at WR.
Reid has outdone himself with the depth this year.
this is a dynasty.
Mahe at RB. ;D
Theres a nasty rumor floating around that Reggie Brown has been injured. Does anyone know if there is any fact to this? TIA :o
Quote from: Contender on August 11, 2005, 02:42:03 PM
Theres a nasty rumor floating around that Reggie Brown has been injured. Does anyone know if there is any fact to this? TIA :o
Of course it's true. Thed Football Gods are teaching us a leeson that you don't miss an opportunity four times in a row, and continue to be rewarded.
Either that, or we're just farged.
Quote from: Contender on August 11, 2005, 02:42:03 PM
Theres a nasty rumor floating around that Reggie Brown has been injured. Does anyone know if there is any fact to this? TIA :o
strained groin
Quote from: BigEd76 on August 11, 2005, 10:55:34 AM
Reggie Brown strained his groin today.... :boom :boom :boom
Quote from: Sun_Mo on August 11, 2005, 02:46:42 PM
Quote from: Contender on August 11, 2005, 02:42:03 PM
Theres a nasty rumor floating around that Reggie Brown has been injured. Does anyone know if there is any fact to this? TIA :o
strained groin
Wow me too.
Reggie said that he'd only miss the Steelers game if his leg was chopped off...
Good to see Buck's going to Birmingham to see Dr. Andrews...that's always good news. :-X
Quote from: MURP on August 11, 2005, 01:56:37 PM
you know.... if TO decides to kill himself and Westy gets hurt our Superbowl winning offense will star Ryan Moats at RB, Greg Lewis and Reggie Brown at WR.
Reid has outdone himself with the depth this year.
this is a dynasty.
What else was he supposed to do?
Quote from: Double J on August 11, 2005, 10:06:53 PM
Quote from: MURP on August 11, 2005, 01:56:37 PM
you know.... if TO decides to kill himself and Westy gets hurt our Superbowl winning offense will star Ryan Moats at RB, Greg Lewis and Reggie Brown at WR.
Reid has outdone himself with the depth this year.
this is a dynasty.
What else was he supposed to do?
Getting some better WRs during the Pinkston and Thrash years might have been a good idea.
Just saying...
Quote from: TexasEagle on August 11, 2005, 10:08:57 PM
Quote from: Double J on August 11, 2005, 10:06:53 PM
Quote from: MURP on August 11, 2005, 01:56:37 PM
you know.... if TO decides to kill himself and Westy gets hurt our Superbowl winning offense will star Ryan Moats at RB, Greg Lewis and Reggie Brown at WR.
Reid has outdone himself with the depth this year.
this is a dynasty.
What else was he supposed to do?
That is hindsight, nobody could have predicted this debacle. Outside of breaking the bank to bring someone else in there was really nothing else to do other than draft for depth.
Getting some better WRs during the Pinkston and Thrash years might have been a good idea.
Just saying...
McCoo has been waived.
what a shock.
Westbrook has the flu, and still no word on Buckhalter... :P
buck is gonna do rehab for the next week...then head back to andrews for another evaluation
hell, maybe Redd will make the rosters as an RB. ha.
i just strained my groin.
but i did it on purpose.
sinner
Quote from: mhunt on August 12, 2005, 12:31:20 PM
i just strained my groin.
but i did it on purpose.
You should get yourself a fleshlight then.
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 12, 2005, 12:41:08 PM
Quote from: mhunt on August 12, 2005, 12:31:20 PM
i just strained my groin.
but i did it on purpose.
You should get yourself a fleshlight then.
should i feel ashamed that i know what a fleshlight is? :paranoid
big ed...do you know? :-D
"NC" :-D
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 12, 2005, 12:41:08 PM
Quote from: mhunt on August 12, 2005, 12:31:20 PM
i just strained my groin.
but i did it on purpose.
You should get yourself a fleshlight then.
Married men usually get one for their first anniversary these days.
:-\
ah, you hunt still isn't getting any until his wife is 'all healed up'. is it really supposed to take 6 months, or is my wife just feeding me that as a line?
Quote from: T_Section224 on August 12, 2005, 12:48:48 PM
ah, you hunt still isn't getting any until his wife is 'all healed up'. is it really supposed to take 6 months, or is my wife just feeding me that as a line?
Unless the kid came out of her ass or her mouth, there's always the oral & anal options.
>:D
Quote from: T.O._81_RIP on August 12, 2005, 12:47:03 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 12, 2005, 12:41:08 PM
Quote from: mhunt on August 12, 2005, 12:31:20 PM
i just strained my groin.
but i did it on purpose.
You should get yourself a fleshlight then.
Married men usually get one for their first anniversary these days.
I've been eyeing one up but can't decide between the "Mocha Butt" or "Lavender Lady".
Quote from: T_Section224 on August 12, 2005, 12:48:48 PM
ah, you hunt still isn't getting any until his wife is 'all healed up'. is it really supposed to take 6 months, or is my wife just feeding me that as a line?
my wife told me 2 years...you mean she was lying? >:(
Two years for you...six month for her baby's daddy. She can't do the double duty like she used to.
Oh, and in all seriousness...if you're out of action one day over six weeks, you're wife is milking the injury. ;)
Quote from: Zanshin on August 12, 2005, 01:18:21 PM
Oh, and in all seriousness...if you're out of action one day over six weeks, you're wife is milking the injury. ;)
Then you'll have to suspend her for a week.
Or spank her.