So in my company softball game last week I decided that instead of wearing sweats like I did the week before I would wear shorts. The first game I wore sweats, didn't slide, and was sweating my balls off the entire game. So I made the switch. Well, of course last week I am incapable of turning off my competetiveness long enough to think that I probably shouldn't slide on gravel without pants on and do exactly that. Needless to say I shredded my leg up pretty good. (Don't worry I cleaned it out with Gatorade and Bud Light.)
Anyway, it scabbed up pretty good and now there is a thin layer of a light greenish brownish funk on the outside of the scab. I tell everyone who will listen that it's mold. My ladyfriend who also happens to be in grad school to be a medical professional informs me that it's just layers of scab peeling off. I personally would rather have mold on my shin. Fungus rules.
The moral of the story is, you should all lick my scab.
I got a nice "mold" spot from sliding into home on an in-the-parker on Thrusday night. I was safe, too. w0ot.
Green mold on scabs means you have the aids.
Damn hookers.
Well I didn't have a condom, but I figured "When's the next time I'll be in Haiti?"
Quote from: rjs246 on August 02, 2005, 03:08:40 PM
Well I didn't have a condom, but I figured "When's the next time I'll be in Haiti?"
I saw that somewhere a long time ago. The Onion, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, it definitely isn't a new joke.
You mean that bitch has been two-timing me?
Your dog is studying to be a medical professional?
That's one smart dog.
Dude, you're just like the old Eagles' D - you have Gang Green! Don't worry though, I'll laugh when your leg falls off.
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:35:51 PM
Your dog is studying to be a medical professional?
That's one smart dog.
Smarter than Owens anyway.
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 02, 2005, 03:36:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:35:51 PM
Your dog is studying to be a medical professional?
That's one smart dog.
Smarter than Owens anyway.
The mold on my leg is smarter than Owens. I'll bet he'd gladly lick my scab.
I should probably cover this up before the game tonight.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 02, 2005, 03:38:21 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 02, 2005, 03:36:45 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:35:51 PM
Your dog is studying to be a medical professional?
That's one smart dog.
Smarter than Owens anyway.
The mold on my leg is smarter than Owens. I'll bet he'd gladly lick my scab.
All you'd have to do is tell him the more he licks the closer to the pot of gold he is.
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 02, 2005, 03:39:23 PM
All you'd have to do is tell him the more he licks the closer to the pot of gold he is.
No way dude. I don't want him to bite through the damn thing.
How did you having aids turn into a TO bash session?
Well we were talking about licking scabs. What else could it have possibly led to?
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:43:25 PM
How did you having aids turn into a TO bash session?
That didn't make any sense.
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 02, 2005, 03:53:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:43:25 PM
How did you having aids turn into a TO bash session?
That didn't make any sense.
And
all your posts do?
Quiet, scab lickers.
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 04:05:23 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on August 02, 2005, 03:53:59 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:43:25 PM
How did you having aids turn into a TO bash session?
That didn't make any sense.
And all your posts do?
No, only the ones about bacon and football make sense.
dude sounds like gangegreen... :paranoid
some kid in my elementary school had a disease where most of his legs were covered in scabs. It was fargin great!
scabs are fun.
Pick it and eat it.
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:35:51 PM
Your dog is studying to be a medical professional?
That's one smart dog.
His dog is going to be an OBGYN so she can bark at cheerios all day.
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 02, 2005, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:35:51 PM
Your dog is studying to be a medical professional?
That's one smart dog.
His dog is going to be an OBGYN so she can bark at cheerios all day.
I am pretty sure the dog would need to study Proctoligy.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2005, 08:49:54 AM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 02, 2005, 10:33:18 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2005, 03:35:51 PM
Your dog is studying to be a medical professional?
That's one smart dog.
His dog is going to be an OBGYN so she can bark at cheerios all day.
I am pretty sure the dog would need to study Proctoligy.
Sarge doesn't know the difference.
:-D Actually, I was a bit tipsy when I posted that and couldn't spell proctologist. OBGYN was a simple solution. I guess I could have just used Ass Dr or something. :-D :-\
"Tipsy"?
That's worse than "powder room" there Nancy.
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2005, 09:30:36 AM
"Tipsy"?
That's worse than "powder room" there Nancy.
:-D
:paranoid
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2005, 09:30:36 AM
"Tipsy"?
That's worse than "powder room" there Nancy.
when you drink sasspirilla's, you get tipsy
The mold is almost gone. It's only about the size of two quarters. It's done its damage, though. The skin where the mold used to be is a raw color of pink and it's possible that my flesh is actually eating itself it looks so unnatural. You should lick it. That goes for all of you.
Does it look something like this?
(http://www.hewroteshewrote.com/images/ff_mold.jpg)
That's my right leg as of 5 minutes ago. Middle finger included for scale.
Do you get manicures?
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2005, 02:24:05 PM
Do you get manicures?
No, actually my nails/cuticles are all messed all the time, and the wife whines at me about it, saying I
should get manicures. No luck for her yet.
Put some shoes on hippy.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 04, 2005, 02:26:56 PM
Put some shoes on hippy.
If you worked at home, you wouldn't wear shoes much either. In fact, I'd suspect most days you'd skip pants.
While you may be right about my pants-boycotting, I would like to point out that your wittle scrapey-poo is about 1/4 the size of my moldy wound. Slide harder next time. Your limbs will thank me.
Bah. You are the master exaggerator.
No way dude. That ish was huge, took up about half of my lower leg. Besides, other than overly-colorful language, kicking dogs and slipping over-sized objects into the famous backsides of famous hotties, I don't exaggerate.
Quote from: Yeti on August 04, 2005, 09:30:36 AM
"Tipsy"?
That's worse than "powder room" there Nancy.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree with you on that.one. I'd like to laugh at that. But I can't.
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 04, 2005, 02:19:37 PM
Does it look something like this?
(http://www.hewroteshewrote.com/images/ff_mold.jpg)
That's my right leg as of 5 minutes ago. Middle finger included for scale.
That ain't shtein. You should see T-hawk's knees after a hard day's work.
Why are you reading this again, weirdo?
what's going on here?
just some more FF stalking
creepy