We are sorting through some old stuff getting ready to start moving to our new place. I've been hauling around a few boxes with stuff in them from before I met my wife. She says "Do you want me to go through them?" I said "Yeah, if you get the chance".
Well,
She finds a picture of an old girlfriend. On the back of the picture is a pretty steamy paragraph. The wife repacks the picture. Later she says.....
"I found a picture of Kim in that box."
I says "Who?"
She says "Don't play dumb."
I says "I'm not playing."
(She laughs)
She says "She was cute."
I says "Is this when you tell me you like girls?"
She says "You wish."
Conversation over.
Heres where I need some advice.
Should I go into a box that I never go in and throw the picture away or should I leave it packed away like she left it.
ick, I chucked any pics of ex-boyfriends. Not because I didn't want them to be found by someone else, but because I didn't want to look at them. LOL....like I need a reminder of how friggin dumb I was back then?
Just leave it. Throwing it away is an admission that you feel awkward about it, which in convoluted female thinking will convince her that she should also feel awkward about it.
Plus if its around, even if its out of sight, she will have motivation to keep you happy and not thinking about your ex and her steamy 'paragraph.'
Keep it for when you're an old man in a retirement home and you want to make the other old men cry.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 01, 2005, 09:40:03 AM
Just leave it. Throwing it away is an admission that you feel awkward about it, which in convoluted female thinking will convince her that she should also feel awkward about it.
Plus if its around, even if its out of sight, she will have motivation to keep you happy and not thinking about your ex and her steamy 'paragraph.'
I think like you. Which one of us should be more frightened?
Obviously you should be more firghtened. Most of the people I know who think like me are raging narcissistic alcoholics who exhibit little or no abilty to behave responsibly.
Of course that's why I befriended them, but I'm not sure it's a life I would recommend for others.
Quote from: rjs246 on August 01, 2005, 09:46:23 AM
Most of the people I know who think like me are raging narcissistic alcoholics who exhibit little or no abilty to behave responsibly.
Add one more to that list.
Leave a slip of paper with Kim on it and a phone number on the table. If the wife asks what it is, tell her that she got you so interested in remembering Kim that you decided to look her up and catch up on old times. It will be the last time she brings up past relationships >:D
Quote from: Philly_Crew on August 01, 2005, 09:59:57 AM
Leave a slip of paper with Kim on it and a phone number on the table. If the wife asks what it is, tell her that she got you so interested in remembering Kim that you decided to look her up and catch up on old times. It will be the last time she brings up past relationships >:D
Or, he could just cut his penis off directly.
Yeah, she probably wouldn't think to use a tourniquet. Good idea.
(http://www.nationallampoon.com/supermanisadick/images/dick/014.jpg)
Quote from: rjs246 on August 01, 2005, 09:46:23 AM
Obviously you should be more firghtened. Most of the people I know who think like me are raging narcissistic alcoholics who exhibit little or no abilty to behave responsibly.
Of course that's why I befriended them, but I'm not sure it's a life I would recommend for others.
It's ashame you live so far away, we would get along great.
Quote from: Yeti on August 01, 2005, 09:37:42 AM
She finds a picture of an old girlfriend. On the back of the picture is a pretty steamy paragraph.
Should I go into a box that I never go in and throw the picture away or should I leave it packed away like she left it.
I think the most important question here is why that steamy paragraph (and pic) hasn't made its way onto this site yet? :paranoid
I'd say leave it in the box and keep pretending you've had a girlfriend.
Quote from: phattymatty on August 02, 2005, 02:33:54 PM
I'd say leave it in the box and keep pretending you've had a girlfriend.
That doesn't make any sense.
And all your posts do?
Quote from: Joel1972 on August 02, 2005, 01:03:02 PM
I think the most important question here is why that steamy paragraph (and pic) hasn't made its way onto this site yet?
A fine question. Come on,
Yeti! This thread is useless without pics.
Remove old picture from said box. Scan both sides on home computer. Post on Internet on site that wife knows of.
Hmmmmm. It can be done.
I'll need to see some $$$$ first.
Sounds more like you'll need some balls first.
Quote from: Diomedes on August 03, 2005, 09:48:05 AM
Sounds more like you'll need some balls first.
Jedi tricks work only on weak minds.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2005, 10:13:04 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 03, 2005, 09:48:05 AM
Sounds more like you'll need some balls first.
Jedi tricks work only on weak minds.
So you're going to go get some balls?
It would be beneath my standards to post a picture of a girl who loved me and her written intimate feelings on the internet.............
for free.
At least post a transcript you farger.
"Dear Yeti,
You are huge in the pants.
Don't ever leave me.
Love Kim"
I think she meant that you had a huge muffin top spilling over your Guess jeans.
Quote from: Yeti on August 03, 2005, 11:21:45 AM
"Dear Yeti,
You are huge in the pants.
Don't ever leave me.
Love Kim"
Why must you turn this forum into a house of lies?
Come on GF. YOU know it's not a lie. ;)
It's a lie.
so, um, yeti, when are you going to fall for the jedi mind tricks and post the pic and transcript?
(http://www.mustangmods.com/data/14045/juliannemoore7.jpg%20%3Cbr%20/%3E)
"Dear Yeti,
I love this sword because it reminds me of you. Only smaller.
Love Julianne Kim Moore"
There's no picture, this is just another Yeti lie.
"Dear Julianna,
I love this picture of you because your huge erect nipples because they remind me of my own. Only smaller.
Love,
Yeti"