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Title: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 22, 2005, 12:39:41 PM
http://www.thenewstribune.com/sports/story/5040392p-4596884c.html

:-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: rjs246 on July 22, 2005, 12:40:16 PM
I like his style. Sign him.
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: T_Section224 on July 22, 2005, 12:46:36 PM
if you gotta spend time in jail, why not be drunk
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: General_Failure on July 22, 2005, 12:47:49 PM
How well can you protect your ass when you're drunk?
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 22, 2005, 12:48:25 PM
He only got a 1 day sentence.  Will he even shower there?
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: General_Failure on July 22, 2005, 12:49:36 PM
He's drunk. He probably blew everybody for a buck.
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: Tomahawk on July 22, 2005, 12:51:28 PM
QuoteKoren Robinson was in jail Thursday for allegedly violating a court order to abstain from alcohol.

That's unconstitutional!!
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: Mad-Lad on July 22, 2005, 12:51:39 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 22, 2005, 12:47:49 PM
How well can you protect your ass when you're drunk?

it's probably easier on you when you're drunk.  Plus, you have an excuse when your friends make fun of you.

"Dude, I was drunk.  That, and he bought me dinner"
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 22, 2005, 12:53:06 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 22, 2005, 12:40:16 PM
I like his style. Sign him.

I concur, sir.
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: Larry on July 22, 2005, 12:53:43 PM
It's proven that liquor makes time go by faster.  At least, if I were his counsel, that's what I'd be saying.

You may as well give him the Raider jersey now.
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: Mad-Lad on July 22, 2005, 12:54:09 PM
The Chiefs will sign him after they know Freddie officially sucks donkey.
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: TexasEagle on July 22, 2005, 05:17:28 PM
Quote from: Larry on July 22, 2005, 12:53:43 PM
It's proven that liquor makes time go by faster. At least, if I were his counsel, that's what I'd be saying.

You may as well give him the Raider jersey now.

Or Dallas... but that might only count if you're into illegal narcotics.
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 22, 2005, 07:15:52 PM
 :-D

I hope Washington signs him.
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on July 22, 2005, 07:57:28 PM
I was on probation for a DUI and one time when I went to see my PO they were dragging this dude out in cuffs my PO told me he showed up drunk to his meeting.  One of the first things it says on your terms of probation is that you must abstain from use of alcohol for 24hrs prior to your meeting.

In an even worse case a good friend of mine had to go to classes with DUI victims parents and loved ones.  He said basically all they do to you for a few hours is scream and yell at you.  The second class he went to a guy showed up drunk.
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 01, 2005, 09:42:27 AM
""I've realized I've got a problem" (psst...ya think?) (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=clayton_john&id=2121462)
Title: Re: Koren Robinson shows up drunk to jail for DUI
Post by: rjs246 on August 01, 2005, 09:44:29 AM
Quitter.