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Title: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on July 19, 2005, 11:23:06 AM
I've seen this opn a couple boards in St. Louis, and it works pretty well.  The idea is that each member of the Eagles (players, coaches, and executives) are "sponsored" by a member of CF.  As an example, speaking with MURP today I know that he will be sponsoring Dawkins, and since he is, Dawkins is off the eligibility list.  Each player/coach/exec can only have one sponsor -- first to claim him gets the rights to him.

To sponsor someone, you need to add a signature picture and statement "Proud Sponsor of {Name}."  Everyone from Joe Banner to assistant coaches down to Jimmy Kibble is eligible.

Basically, you become the "spokesman" for that person from there on out.  If he does great, you brag and take the accolades.  But more likely, if he fargs up, you get all the trash-talking and have to defend him.  Like if Dawkins missed a runner who scored the winning touchdown, MURP would have a whole lotta splainin to do.

To start things off, I'll be sponsoring #54, Jeremiah Trotter.

The taken list so far:

Demon - Trotter
MURP - Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Detmer
Yeti - TO
jerome99RIP - Adrienne
Mikey41 - Rayburn
QB Eagles - Kieth Adams
PhillyPhaninDC - Considine
Eaglez - Buckhalter
mussa - Ritchie
Susquehanna Birder - Akers
Beermonkey - Banner
Don Ho - Mahe
TempleOwl - Reggie Brown
TexasEagle - Jason Short
Diomedes - Calvin Armstrong
FFatPatt - Mike Patterson
hbionic - Jeff Lurie
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Mad-Lad on July 19, 2005, 11:25:12 AM
can i be the official sponsor of THE FREAK?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 19, 2005, 11:25:21 AM
Sheldon Brown, please.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Mad-Lad on July 19, 2005, 11:26:13 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 19, 2005, 11:25:21 AM
Sheldon Brown, please.

saw that one coming a mile away.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: T_Section224 on July 19, 2005, 11:27:29 AM
do i pm you my pick or post it here? - forget it.


put me down for Mike Bartrum
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on July 19, 2005, 11:28:52 AM
LJ please.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:30:02 AM
I'm taking my ball and going home! :'(
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 19, 2005, 11:31:38 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:30:02 AM
I'm taking my ball and going home! :'(

How can you not have Choppa?

I call shenanigans!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:38:00 AM
Yes, I know it's blasphemous. But I am scouting the roster as we speak for a replacement for Five Fo. #32 & #77 are the front runners...
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 19, 2005, 11:39:40 AM
Gimmie Mike Lewis :yay
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Larry on July 19, 2005, 11:42:22 AM
I've seen this on KC boards...they call it "adopt-a-chief".

I could take the easy way out and select Mornhinweg: "Hey, Andy Reid calls all the plays, right?", but I think I'll take something a wee-bit more challenging--

Pinkston.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 19, 2005, 11:42:54 AM
Gimme Pinkston.  This should be fun.   :evil

Damn you to hell Larry!!!!!

Gotta think of a new one.   :-\
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:44:30 AM
Well...since the guy with the screen name describing Westbrook and the avatar showing Matt McCoy took my #2 choice :flipoff :-D

I will take SHAWN ANDREWS
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Larry on July 19, 2005, 11:45:14 AM
Beat you by 32 seconds...the time it takes for Big-play Pinkston to run up and down the field 3 times! :-D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:45:58 AM
:-D

Sarge got beat by Larry by 30 seconds for Pinky. Has anyone ever fought over Pinky before?

Also - I'd be willing to take 2 players. I'd like to sponsor the starting OG's - both Big Nasty and Artis. Can we do this?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: MURP on July 19, 2005, 11:47:14 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:45:58 AM


Sarge got beat by Larry by 30 seconds for Pinky. Has anyone ever fought over Pinky before?



Anorexia and Bulemia
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 19, 2005, 11:49:16 AM
Quote from: MURP on July 19, 2005, 11:47:14 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:45:58 AM


Sarge got beat by Larry by 30 seconds for Pinky. Has anyone ever fought over Pinky before?



Anorexia and Bulemia

:-D

Gimme Lito.

I thought about taking Akers but I figured Dio would be pretty pissed. 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:50:55 AM
Quote from: MURP on July 19, 2005, 11:47:14 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:45:58 AM


Sarge got beat by Larry by 30 seconds for Pinky. Has anyone ever fought over Pinky before?



Anorexia and Bulemia

:-D

He should hook up with Ally McBeal.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: JTrotter Fan on July 19, 2005, 11:57:28 AM
Aight then...i'd like to have Greg Lewis!!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on July 19, 2005, 12:10:17 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:45:58 AM
:-D

Sarge got beat by Larry by 30 seconds for Pinky. Has anyone ever fought over Pinky before?

Also - I'd be willing to take 2 players. I'd like to sponsor the starting OG's - both Big Nasty and Artis. Can we do this?

Let's wait a few days to give everyone a chance, then if there are still people available by Monday, feel free to pick up a second player/coach/exec.

Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 19, 2005, 12:11:24 PM
I put my pic in my avatar. Sig pics will get too big and I don't want it to start taking up too much space on here.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Phanatic on July 19, 2005, 12:12:51 PM
Hmmm I'll take Dhani .  :sly
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 19, 2005, 12:17:25 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:44:30 AM
Well...since the guy with the screen name describing Westbrook and the avatar showing Matt McCoy took my #2 choice :flipoff :-D

I will take SHAWN ANDREWS
Hater  ;) I had M Lew as my avatar awhile ago but I can surrender him to Phreak my boy for Westy
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 19, 2005, 12:22:58 PM
I'll take McNabb.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 19, 2005, 12:23:27 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on July 19, 2005, 12:22:58 PM
I'll take McNabb.

Company guy. 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: TempleOwl on July 19, 2005, 12:24:17 PM
Reggie Brown!!  :o
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: mussa on July 19, 2005, 12:26:06 PM
Well I laready got Ritchie in my signature pic, so I'll take Ritchie and his Ragin Mullet
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 19, 2005, 12:27:22 PM
Farg it...I'll take Akers because Dio would be pissed. You snooze, you lose!   ;D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Tomahawk on July 19, 2005, 12:28:29 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 19, 2005, 12:17:25 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:44:30 AM
Well...since the guy with the screen name describing Westbrook and the avatar showing Matt McCoy took my #2 choice :flipoff :-D

I will take SHAWN ANDREWS
Hater  ;) I had M Lew as my avatar awhile ago but I can surrender him to Phreak my boy for Westy

Too late - I'm taking Westbrook
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 12:30:22 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 19, 2005, 12:17:25 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 19, 2005, 11:44:30 AM
Well...since the guy with the screen name describing Westbrook and the avatar showing Matt McCoy took my #2 choice :flipoff :-D

I will take SHAWN ANDREWS
Hater  ;) I had M Lew as my avatar awhile ago but I can surrender him to Phreak my boy for Westy

Nah, thats cool bro. I'm just breakin balls. I'm fine with Big Nasty. I'm going to have fun explaining why he just sodomized entire DL's so McNabb has 30 seconds to throw and Westbrook has holes the size of Rosenhaus' mouth to run through.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 19, 2005, 12:39:17 PM
Hope springs eternal.  I'll take McDougle.  (and a serious ass raping come November, more likely than not).
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 19, 2005, 12:45:18 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on July 19, 2005, 12:23:27 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on July 19, 2005, 12:22:58 PM
I'll take McNabb.

Company guy. 

;D

My first choice would have been Dawkins, but you know how the pecking order works aruond here.  ;)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 01:09:13 PM
Koy, please.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Phanatic on July 19, 2005, 01:12:19 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 01:09:13 PM
Koy, please.

Does this require picks of the infamous neck beard? We all want to see how out of hand that thing is this year!!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 01:13:59 PM
I think I'll take the easy route and stick with my sig pic. Also, I didn't read any of the rules of this thing. I saw people picking players, so I picked one.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Diomedes on July 19, 2005, 01:14:10 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on July 19, 2005, 12:27:22 PM
Farg it...I'll take Akers because Dio would be pissed. You snooze, you lose! ;D

:(

(http://badghill.pair.com/circtime/ct1998/v01-01/fox03f.gif)

I wanted Jim Johnson all along anyway...



So...what am I supposed to do now? 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 01:14:46 PM
Tell him how pretty he looks.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Wingspan on July 19, 2005, 01:42:36 PM
i'll take Ryan Moats
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on July 19, 2005, 01:57:44 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 19, 2005, 01:14:10 PM

So...what am I supposed to do now? 

Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on July 19, 2005, 11:23:06 AM
To sponsor someone, you need to add a signature picture and statement "Proud Sponsor of {Name}." 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: mikey418 on July 19, 2005, 02:05:34 PM
Gimme the truck driver, Sam Rayburn  ;D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Phanatic on July 19, 2005, 02:06:14 PM
I added mine to my avatar instead... I'm such a rebel!!  >:D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 02:14:37 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on July 19, 2005, 11:23:06 AM
To sponsor someone, you need to add a signature picture and statement "Proud Sponsor of {Name}." 


Too much work. I quit.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Diomedes on July 19, 2005, 02:15:28 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 02:14:37 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on July 19, 2005, 11:23:06 AM
To sponsor someone, you need to add a signature picture and statement "Proud Sponsor of {Name}."


Too much work. I quit.

Beat me to it.  Someone else can have JJ.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: T_Section224 on July 19, 2005, 02:19:35 PM
there is a 'da bears' avatar, but no mike bartrum, this sux.  i've never even made a sig picture.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Eaglez on July 19, 2005, 03:12:12 PM
I'll take LJ Smith.

I have a feelin' we can see him bust out.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 19, 2005, 03:38:57 PM
Quote from: Eaglez on July 19, 2005, 03:12:12 PM
I'll take LJ Smith.

I have a feelin' we can see him bust out.


Too late.

Quote from: rjs246 on July 19, 2005, 11:28:52 AM
LJ please.

Here's everyone already taken.  Demon, put this in your opening post and keep it updated you lazy bastich.  :P

Demon - Trotter
MURP - Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Drunk Koy
Dio - Jim Johnson
Wingspan - Moats
Mikey - Rayburn
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: QB Eagles on July 19, 2005, 03:40:42 PM
I'd take Keith Adams, but if I have to mess around with my sig, farg it.

Update: I caved.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 19, 2005, 03:44:13 PM
I'll take Considine....he's gonna smash a few heads on STs this year.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Beermonkey on July 19, 2005, 03:49:31 PM
Put me down for  Banner.  He'll be fun.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 19, 2005, 03:50:47 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on July 19, 2005, 03:44:13 PM
I'll take Considine....he's gonna smash a few heads on STs this year.

Over Jason Short? He's the skull cracker.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Eaglez on July 19, 2005, 03:52:33 PM
I'll go with C-Buck then. I noticed he wasn't on the list.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 19, 2005, 03:53:09 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 19, 2005, 03:50:47 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on July 19, 2005, 03:44:13 PM
I'll take Considine....he's gonna smash a few heads on STs this year.

Over Jason Short? He's the skull cracker.

I'm just hoping he gets some time and lands a few "Hey coach, watch me put this guy into a coma!" shots. Than I can bask in my early selection glory.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Mad-Lad on July 19, 2005, 04:12:09 PM
nobody's willing to take a flyer on TO?

what about everyone's favorite linebacker Labinjo?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Don Ho on July 19, 2005, 04:13:58 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on July 19, 2005, 04:12:09 PM
nobody's willing to take a flyer on TO?

what about everyone's favorite linebacker Labinjo?

I almost took Labinjo, but us polynesians have to stick together - RENO MAHE!(may have to change to Bruce Perry after pre-season).
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: mussa on July 19, 2005, 04:15:41 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on July 19, 2005, 03:38:57 PM
Quote from: Eaglez on July 19, 2005, 03:12:12 PM
I'll take LJ Smith.

I have a feelin' we can see him bust out.


Too late.

Quote from: rjs246 on July 19, 2005, 11:28:52 AM
LJ please.

Here's everyone already taken.  Demon, put this in your opening post and keep it updated you lazy bastich.  :P

Demon - Trotter
MURP - Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Drunk Koy
Dio - Jim Johnson
Wingspan - Moats
Mikey - Rayburn


excuse me...i got ritchie and im not on your gay list  ::)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on July 19, 2005, 04:22:28 PM
I'm not on it either. Farging cliquey bastids.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on July 19, 2005, 04:32:53 PM
Quote from: mussa on July 19, 2005, 04:15:41 PM
excuse me...i got ritchie and im not on your gay list  ::)

I added you to the list.  NOW it's a gay list.....
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Yeti on July 19, 2005, 05:29:18 PM
Ye of little faith.

I will take TO
and I will take the heat if
he a do not show

Rhymin Hiaku baby.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: TexasEagle on July 19, 2005, 05:33:37 PM
I'll take Jason Short... not doing that signature thing though. I hate messing with that stuff.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 19, 2005, 05:33:49 PM
Yeti-TO sucks.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Diomedes on July 19, 2005, 06:00:37 PM
I wasn't kidding;  I'm not doing this.  Even if it means a get to post a humongous sig. 

Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 06:19:28 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on July 19, 2005, 03:49:31 PM
Put me down for Banner. He'll be fun.

(http://www.concretefield.com/uploads/admin/frontoffice/banner.gif)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 06:20:11 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 19, 2005, 06:00:37 PM
I wasn't kidding; I'm not doing this. Even if it means a get to post a humongous sig.

Nobody gets to post a humongous sig. Not even NB's favorite fictional character.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Rome on July 19, 2005, 07:54:08 PM
I've had Reggie Brown since the day the icon was created.

I don't care who has him, he's mine.

Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 08:04:12 PM
*cough*stalker*cough*
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Rome on July 19, 2005, 08:07:49 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 08:04:12 PM
*cough*stalker*cough*

I'm like Daffy Duck with gold, dude.

Mine, mine... all mine!

(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/games/coverg/85/602485.jpg)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 19, 2005, 08:09:29 PM
Easy killer, put down the handcuffs and lube.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Wingspan on July 19, 2005, 08:21:37 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on July 19, 2005, 01:42:36 PM
i'll take Ryan Moats

ryan moats is a free agent again.  i changed my mind. too much paying attention involved.

nevermind...i'm in it. i suppose. i get bored alot. i always wondered what it would be like to be a homer and defend someone that doesnt deserve it.

i'm hoping in one of the preseason games he fumbles 6 or 7 times. so i cant test out my homer skillz.... :D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Rome on July 19, 2005, 09:05:16 PM
I changed my mind.

I'm sponsoring Adrienne:

(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/BABLMHEBGHBG/adrienne-mc.jpg)

:yay
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: T_Section224 on July 20, 2005, 07:26:58 AM
fine choice rome
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2005, 07:52:39 AM
Quote from: T_Section224 on July 20, 2005, 07:26:58 AM
fine choice rome

By sponsor I meant "pimp."

>:D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: T_Section224 on July 20, 2005, 08:13:25 AM
and by pimp you mean 'fantasize about doing her'
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Yeti on July 20, 2005, 08:35:46 AM
The day after I sponsor TO, his agent saves a kids life.

:-D

Things are looking up.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: TempleOwl on July 20, 2005, 08:59:37 AM
Quote from: mussa on July 19, 2005, 04:15:41 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on July 19, 2005, 03:38:57 PM
Quote from: Eaglez on July 19, 2005, 03:12:12 PM
I'll take LJ Smith.

I have a feelin' we can see him bust out.


Too late.

Quote from: rjs246 on July 19, 2005, 11:28:52 AM
LJ please.

Here's everyone already taken.  Demon, put this in your opening post and keep it updated you lazy bastich.  :P

Demon - Trotter
MURP - Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Drunk Koy
Dio - Jim Johnson
Wingspan - Moats
Mikey - Rayburn


excuse me...i got ritchie and im not on your gay list  ::)

I took Reggie Brown on pag 2 of this post and was ignored also!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Yeti on July 20, 2005, 09:33:35 AM
What was that?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on July 20, 2005, 09:38:20 AM
Quote from: TempleOwl on July 20, 2005, 08:59:37 AM
I took Reggie Brown on pag 2 of this post and was ignored also!

Hey Temp...   I fixed that yesterday!

;)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on July 20, 2005, 09:41:53 AM
Quote from: jerome99RIP on July 19, 2005, 09:05:16 PM
I changed my mind.

I'm sponsoring Adrienne:


Would it be possible to sponsor Adrienne's dildo collection? I'm sure they put in money performances every week. Nothing but accolades.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Rome on July 20, 2005, 10:09:17 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 20, 2005, 09:41:53 AM
Quote from: jerome99RIP on July 19, 2005, 09:05:16 PM
I changed my mind.

I'm sponsoring Adrienne:


Would it be possible to sponsor Adrienne's dildo collection? I'm sure they put in money performances every week. Nothing but accolades.

Uhhh...
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on July 20, 2005, 10:15:54 AM
Quote from: jerome99RIP on July 20, 2005, 10:09:17 AM
Uhhh...

Don't pretend that you aren't jealous that I called it first.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: MadMarchHare on July 20, 2005, 10:19:37 AM
Yeah, but how are we going to track their effectiveness.  We're just going to have to set her house up with video cameras so we can monitor their effectiveness. :yay
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: T_Section224 on July 20, 2005, 10:48:17 AM
best idea yet!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on July 22, 2005, 10:07:46 AM
Updated list to welcome Dio aboard!   :yay

Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: MURP on July 22, 2005, 10:16:46 AM
 :-D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 10:21:45 AM
You had better not be laughing at my boy Calvin.  He's 6'7" and 325 lbs of danger, that boy.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 22, 2005, 10:27:08 AM
If by danger you mean a gigantic, stupid looking bastich....he's a farging powder keg.   :D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 22, 2005, 10:31:37 AM
I guess I'll sponsor Mike Patterson, what with the new screen name and all.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: hbionic on July 22, 2005, 04:09:28 PM
If this is still open...Call me a Lurie Lapper....I'll sponsor Jeff Lurie.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on July 22, 2005, 04:41:34 PM
I think this is the complete list so far...

Demon - Trotter
MURP - Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Detmer
Yeti - TO
jerome99RIP - Adrienne
Mikey41 - Rayburn
QB Eagles - Kieth Adams
PhillyPhaninDC - Considine
Eaglez - Buckhalter
mussa - Ritchie
Susquehanna Birder - Akers
Beermonkey - Banner
Don Ho - Mahe
TempleOwl - Reggie Brown
TexasEagle - Jason Short
Diomedes - Calvin Armstrong
FFatPatt - Mike Patterson
hbionic - Jeff Lurie
sallad selgae - Hank Fraley
Double J - Justin Jenkins
phillywestbrook36 - Simon
TOisGod - Stephen Spach
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 04:52:14 PM
So what the farg do we do now?  Just keep talking to each other and instead, now we have gay signatures?  When do I get to sic Calvin Williams on TO?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: QB Eagles on July 22, 2005, 04:58:40 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 04:52:14 PM
So what the farg do we do now?  Just keep talking to each other and instead, now we have gay signatures?

Now that Demon's proven to himself that he can get us to do any old dumb shtein, he's setting about purchasing some land in Guyana...
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 05:00:58 PM
Who gave him money?  I didn't.*  Don't give this man money, people!!


*okay, well yes I did....for the ghoul pool awhile ago, but not for this crap.  Calvin farging Armstrong.  ::)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: sallad selgae on July 22, 2005, 05:02:21 PM
I'll take #63. 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 05:10:42 PM
sdrawkcab sponsors Honeybuns.  Nice to see someone isn't down on the guy. 

Hey all you Fraley detractors:  this guy is the definition of over-achieving.  Rayburn is good, and so is Walker.  Nice stories.  But Fraley has out performed both of them combined.  He's one of the best Eagles.  After Calvin Armstrong, of course.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: sallad selgae on July 22, 2005, 05:15:48 PM
Now I need to figure out how to import pics and change my sig.  Computers aint my bag.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 06:08:30 PM
Quote from: sallad selgae on July 22, 2005, 05:15:48 PM
Now I need to figure out how to import pics and change my sig. Computers aint my bag.

/edging away, hand in pocket, whistling and looking skywards....doo da dooo....
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 22, 2005, 06:50:27 PM
Quote from: sallad selgae on July 22, 2005, 05:15:48 PM
Now I need to figure out how to import pics and change my sig. Computers aint my bag.


CLICK HERE
(http://www.concretefield.net/forum/Themes/default/help/index.english.html)


I'm going to go away now, and I can't answer questions directed at me because my hyperthreading protocol is broken on my computer.....sorry.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on July 22, 2005, 07:06:01 PM
I take Justin Jenkins (Double J).  :P

If he gets cut I will have to pick JJ or the other JJ. :D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on July 22, 2005, 07:07:48 PM
Maybe someone could help me out with some picks.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 07:11:59 PM
Pick your ass, dipshtein.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Phanatic on July 22, 2005, 07:14:10 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 05:00:58 PM
Who gave him money?  I didn't.*  Don't give this man money, people!!



You have no idea how funny that actually is!!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on July 22, 2005, 07:46:05 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 22, 2005, 07:11:59 PM
Pick your ass, dipshtein.

All right thanks I really appreciate it.  Oh I meant pics not picks.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 22, 2005, 07:50:21 PM
Google, dipshtein.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on July 22, 2005, 07:58:49 PM
Should I just change my name to Dipsthein? Anyway I didn't know if some of you computer nerds had some extra Justin Jenkins pics around and if you did you could hook a brutha up.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 22, 2005, 08:01:43 PM
I've got throusands of Justin Jenkins pics. What kind of pose and background are you looking for?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on July 22, 2005, 08:04:13 PM
Preferably something gay.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 22, 2005, 08:05:14 PM
Well you're in luck!

(http://www.maxtalent.com/images/4-7-05/justin-jenkins-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on July 22, 2005, 08:07:36 PM
Sold! Just PM it to me.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 22, 2005, 08:08:12 PM
It's right there. Just take it.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on July 22, 2005, 08:10:16 PM
Oh yeah.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 22, 2005, 10:42:42 PM
Jesus Christ, that farging pic is gay with a capital HOMO.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: bowzer on July 23, 2005, 01:32:44 AM
Can I be Corey Simon's spokeperson!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: WEST is GOD on July 23, 2005, 01:42:42 AM
I'll take Stephen Spach. He's going to turn heads this year.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 23, 2005, 04:33:29 AM
Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on July 23, 2005, 01:32:44 AM
Can I be Corey Simon's spokeperson!

You better start spinning right now, my man. Because Mr. Simon might need himself a whole lotta defending this year. Well, at least for the first 10 games. By Week 11 he'll finally be in game shape and making an impact. Then he'll look to hit the FA period and hoping someone is dumb enough to pay him a $10M+ signing bonus.

I used to defend Simon. But last year he pissed me off.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on July 23, 2005, 11:16:17 AM
Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on July 23, 2005, 01:32:44 AM
Can I be Corey Simon's spokeperson!

Done. (Phreak is right -- your job is gonna be harder than Yeti's!)

Quote from: TO is GOD on July 23, 2005, 01:42:42 AM
I'll take Stephen Spach. He's going to turn heads this year.

Done.

List should be up to date.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Yeti on July 23, 2005, 12:13:57 PM
:-D

This thread turned gay.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: bowzer on July 23, 2005, 01:30:19 PM
Well to begin, I'll quote what a fantasy football site said about Simon last year. 

"7. Corey Simon, DL Eagles - Playing in a contract year Simon should see his sack number increase significantly. He led the Eagles in sacks last year and with the addition to Kearse to the line should see must less double teams. Remember, players playing for contracts usually have career years. If your stuck for a DL, you could do worse then Simon." 

It's obvious that you're all Negladelphians and  focus all your anger and hatred towards my client after your team failed to win the big game.  My client just wants to get fairly paid for being one of the top DTs in the league.  Do you really want Rayburn starting at DT instead... a guy who was found wandering down the Boulevard wiith a bloody gash on his forehead, I think not! 

Besides being one of only four Eagles DT's to achieve the 25 sack plateua, my client has also created the Corey Simon Success Center for underprivileged children.  He serves a prime example to these kids that a great work ethic year round and determination can one day make your dreams come true!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Yeti on July 23, 2005, 01:43:24 PM
Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on July 23, 2005, 01:30:19 PM

Do you really want Rayburn starting at DT instead...


Is that a rhetorical question?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: bowzer on July 23, 2005, 02:49:59 PM
Stop taking potshots at my client, when your client is having a giant tantrum in front of the media.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on July 23, 2005, 02:59:21 PM
dear god this conversation is non-hetero.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Don Ho on July 23, 2005, 04:53:40 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 23, 2005, 02:59:21 PM
dear god this conversation is non-hetero.

becoming very metro-sexual.  scuse me as I am late for my facial and after that I am going to an outdoor cafe and sip some espresso followed by a workout with my personal trainer.  Really getting in touch with my other side.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on July 23, 2005, 08:20:32 PM
Has Andy not been selected yet?

I'll take him if not please.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on July 23, 2005, 09:59:50 PM
I was wondering if anyone would take AR.....

Demon - Trotter
MURP - Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Detmer
Yeti - TO  Jim Johnson
jerome99RIP - Adrienne
Mikey41 - Rayburn
QB Eagles - Kieth Adams
PhillyPhaninDC - Considine
Eaglez - Buckhalter
mussa - Ritchie
Susquehanna Birder - Akers
Beermonkey - Banner
Don Ho - Mahe
TempleOwl - Reggie Brown
TexasEagle - Jason Short
Diomedes - Calvin Armstrong
FFatPatt - Mike Patterson
hbionic - Jeff Lurie
sallad selgae - Hank Fraley
Double J - Justin Jenkins
phillywestbrook36 - Hugh "I'll punch your head if Reid isn't looking" Douglas
TOisGod - Stephen Spach
Eagles_Legendz - Andy Reid
thrillhouse - Dirk Johnson
4and26 - Ryan Moats
EagleFeva - "wost manneans" Todd Herremans
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: QB Eagles on July 23, 2005, 10:06:56 PM
AR's a lot of work to constantly defend. He makes so many decisions in the course of the season that he's bound to make some big fargups (and a lot of little fargups), as great as he is.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 23, 2005, 10:08:38 PM
I can't believe I'm surrounded by so many willing apologists.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: QB Eagles on July 23, 2005, 10:12:57 PM
Larry made the best choice. All he has to do is copy the excuses from the Pass to Pinky game.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 23, 2005, 10:16:11 PM
If I were actually playing, my choice would be best. It's friggin' Koy, man!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Wingspan on July 23, 2005, 10:49:56 PM
nobody wants you to play. if you did, and you were losing, you'd ban everyone. bastich.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 23, 2005, 10:52:18 PM
Yeah, but it would be more entertaining that way. Still, there's no way I'm playing this stupid game.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: NGM on July 24, 2005, 02:27:39 AM
I can't believe I missed this shtein.  Thats what I get for leaving PA (and the internet) for two months.   :boom
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Yeti on July 24, 2005, 02:04:37 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 23, 2005, 10:52:18 PM

Still, there's no way I'm playing this stupid game.


This is no game son.  Sponsorship is serious business.

Quote from: Don Ho on July 23, 2005, 04:53:40 PM

I am late for my facial


:-D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Don Ho on July 24, 2005, 04:10:20 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 24, 2005, 02:04:37 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on July 23, 2005, 10:52:18 PM

Still, there's no way I'm playing this stupid game.


This is no game son.  Sponsorship is serious business.

Quote from: Don Ho on July 23, 2005, 04:53:40 PM

I am late for my facial


:-D

You tell um Yeti.  this shtein is demanding!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: thrillhouse on July 25, 2005, 10:05:42 AM
Dirk needs some sponsorship.  Put me down for him.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: 4and26 on July 25, 2005, 10:46:26 AM
Ryan Moats  ;D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: MURP on July 25, 2005, 03:27:34 PM
someone needs to sponsor Tara Reid and Ryan Phillipe
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on July 25, 2005, 04:32:38 PM
Don't forget Couzin Ed.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 11:06:29 AM
In all good conscience I can no longer sponsor Terrell Owens.  If anybody else wants him they can have him.   
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: MadMarchHare on August 12, 2005, 11:25:14 AM
OOH!  Take Matt Ware - he's finally earned his paycheck last week when he ditched ToothPink.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on August 12, 2005, 11:31:42 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 11:06:29 AM
In all good conscience I can no longer sponsor Terrell Owens.  If anybody else wants him they can have him.   

Team Reid knew you'd see the error in your ways eventually.   :-D


I hear Spadaro is still available for sponsorship. 
:poison
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 12, 2005, 11:36:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 11:06:29 AM
In all good conscience I can no longer sponsor Terrell Owens.  If anybody else wants him they can have him.   

I was wondering where you were with all this going on!!   :-D :-D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: QB Eagles on August 12, 2005, 11:51:21 AM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on August 12, 2005, 11:31:42 AM
I hear Spadaro is still available for sponsorship.
:poison

:-D He's better off sticking with TO.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 01:39:39 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on August 12, 2005, 11:36:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 11:06:29 AM
In all good conscience I can no longer sponsor Terrell Owens.  If anybody else wants him they can have him.   

I was wondering where you were with all this going on!!   :-D :-D

Up north.  I come back and turn on Comcast and I thought I had CNN war coverage on.

I will sponsor Jim Johnson D Coach since the O looks like its in the shteinter already.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 12, 2005, 01:59:05 PM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 01:39:39 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on August 12, 2005, 11:36:36 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 12, 2005, 11:06:29 AM
In all good conscience I can no longer sponsor Terrell Owens.  If anybody else wants him they can have him.   

I was wondering where you were with all this going on!!   :-D :-D

Up north.  I come back and turn on Comcast and I thought I had CNN war coverage on.

I will sponsor Jim Johnson D Coach since the O looks like its in the shteinter already.

List has been updated
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: ice grillin you on August 13, 2005, 09:38:42 PM
can i adopt rod gardner???
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: bowzer on August 13, 2005, 09:55:22 PM
Switch me from Simon to Hugh.  His desire to punch TO in the face makes him easily my favorite. 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on August 13, 2005, 10:25:48 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 13, 2005, 09:38:42 PM
can i adopt rod gardner???

Kevin Johnson is acceptable, but not Gardner.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: bowzer on August 14, 2005, 09:01:28 AM
I think KJ and Gardner should come in a package. 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Rome on August 14, 2005, 12:21:30 PM
(http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/cheerleaders/the_eagles/gm_l1.jpg)

(Gratuitous cheesecake shot...)

>:D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 14, 2005, 12:22:37 PM
I puke on Rod Gardner fans.

Talk about your misguided affection.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 15, 2005, 10:07:43 AM
Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on August 13, 2005, 09:55:22 PM
Switch me from Simon to Hugh.  His desire to punch TO in the face makes him easily my favorite. 

Done.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: FreakisaKearseWord on August 15, 2005, 11:37:48 PM
I'd like to take TO, since I'm too late for the Freak
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phattymatty on August 16, 2005, 10:47:36 AM
I would like to sponsor Carlos Perez please.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: RezRob on August 16, 2005, 11:03:32 AM
I will take official sponsorship of the future veteran wideout T.O. be named later (Robert Ferguson) ;)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Feva on August 17, 2005, 06:46:20 AM
I didn't see the Fat Man on the list.

Gimme the Fat Man!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 17, 2005, 07:17:38 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on August 17, 2005, 06:46:20 AM
I didn't see the Fat Man on the list.

Gimme the Fat Man!

If you're talking about Andy Reid, look again.  I believe "Eagles_Legendz" has him.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Feva on August 17, 2005, 07:24:33 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 17, 2005, 07:17:38 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on August 17, 2005, 06:46:20 AM
I didn't see the Fat Man on the list.

Gimme the Fat Man!

If you're talking about Andy Reid, look again.  I believe "Eagles_Legendz" has him.
I didn't see him on the list on the 1st page.

In that case... what about the future LT in Herremans?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 17, 2005, 07:31:04 AM
Todd has the wost manneans, but does not yet have a sponsor.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Feva on August 17, 2005, 07:35:27 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 17, 2005, 07:31:04 AM
Todd has the wost manneans, but does not yet have a sponsor.
He does now....  ;D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 17, 2005, 02:47:33 PM
Here's the updated list:

Demon - Trotter
MURP - Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Detmer
Yeti - TO  Jim Johnson
jerome99RIP - Adrienne
Mikey41 - Rayburn
QB Eagles - Kieth Adams
PhillyPhaninDC - Considine
Eaglez - Buckhalter
mussa - Ritchie
Susquehanna Birder - Akers
Beermonkey - Banner
Don Ho - Mahe
TempleOwl - Reggie Brown
TexasEagle - Jason Short
Diomedes - Calvin Armstrong
FFatPatt - Mike Patterson
hbionic - Jeff Lurie
sallad selgae - Hank Fraley
Double J - Justin Jenkins
phillywestbrook36 - Hugh "I'll punch your head if Reid isn't looking" Douglas
TOisGod - Stephen Spach
Eagles_Legendz - Andy Reid
thrillhouse - Dirk Johnson
4and26 - Ryan Moats
EagleFeva - "wost manneans" Todd Herremans
phattymatty - Carlos Perez
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on August 17, 2005, 02:49:46 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 16, 2005, 10:47:36 AM
I would like to sponsor Carlos Perez please.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 17, 2005, 02:53:46 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 17, 2005, 02:49:46 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 16, 2005, 10:47:36 AM
I would like to sponsor Carlos Perez please.

:yay
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 17, 2005, 03:06:01 PM
From CBS Sportsline:

Quote
Out of Nowhere Man 
S Sean Considine

The Eagles may have scored a direct hit with the fourth-round pick, a safety out of Iowa who is a big hit -- and hitter -- at this year's camp. Considine isn't expected to challenge for a starting job -- and why would he with Brian Dawkins and Michael Lewis ahead of him? -- but defensive coordinator Jim Johnson might have to find a spot to fit him because the guy always seems to be around the ball. For the moment, look for him to make an impact on special teams. He did at Iowa, where he blocked five kicks, four of which were returned for touchdowns. 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phattymatty on August 17, 2005, 03:06:22 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 17, 2005, 02:49:46 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 16, 2005, 10:47:36 AM
I would like to sponsor Carlos Perez please.

Us latinos need to stick together.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on August 17, 2005, 03:08:47 PM
Those out of nowhere things have been pretty retarded so far.

"HEY! This guy might be good. No one's ever heard of him so if he does anything I'll look smart, and if he doesn't no one will be surpirsed! I'm a monkey with a keyboard!"
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on August 17, 2005, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 17, 2005, 03:06:22 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 17, 2005, 02:49:46 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 16, 2005, 10:47:36 AM
I would like to sponsor Carlos Perez please.

Us latinos need to stick together.

I had no idea you were so diverse.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Zanshin on August 17, 2005, 03:11:15 PM
This sponsorship thing is retarded.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Magical_Retard on August 17, 2005, 03:11:27 PM
can i sponsor brad? i love the 1yd WR quick screen plays!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: DH on August 17, 2005, 03:11:37 PM
I motion to sponser Stephan Spach.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on August 17, 2005, 03:13:30 PM
QuoteTOisGod - Stephen Spach
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: GeneralZOD on August 17, 2005, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on August 17, 2005, 02:47:33 PM
Here's the updated list:

Demon - Trotter
MURP - Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Detmer
Yeti - TO  Jim Johnson
jerome99RIP - Adrienne
Mikey41 - Rayburn
QB Eagles - Kieth Adams
PhillyPhaninDC - Considine
Eaglez - Buckhalter
mussa - Ritchie
Susquehanna Birder - Akers
Beermonkey - Banner
Don Ho - Mahe
TempleOwl - Reggie Brown
TexasEagle - Jason Short
Diomedes - Calvin Armstrong
FFatPatt - Mike Patterson
hbionic - Jeff Lurie
sallad selgae - Hank Fraley
Double J - Justin Jenkins
phillywestbrook36 - Hugh "I'll punch your head if Reid isn't looking" Douglas
TOisGod - Stephen Spach
Eagles_Legendz - Andy Reid
thrillhouse - Dirk Johnson
4and26 - Ryan Moats
EagleFeva - "wost manneans" Todd Herremans
phattymatty - Carlos Perez

I wish to sponsor SWOOP, The Birdman, and all TRUE Philadelphia Eagle fans, and if that includes Shoulderpad Shaun, I guess someone has to do it......
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 17, 2005, 03:16:45 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 17, 2005, 03:08:47 PM
Those out of nowhere things have been pretty retarded so far.

"HEY! This guy might be good. No one's ever heard of him so if he does anything I'll look smart, and if he doesn't no one will be surpirsed! I'm a monkey with a keyboard!"

Yeah no shtein, but so far my slacker pick isn't making any headlines. He better get his ass in gear or he'll get dumped back in the pool!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: shorebird on August 17, 2005, 03:21:33 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 17, 2005, 03:11:15 PM
This sponsorship thing is retarded.

Come on man, it's just posters having fun and showing support. Whats retarted about that?

I think I'll sponsor the lone Terp, Bruce Perry, 'cause if my boy can stay healthy, we won't have to worry about seeing Bwest returning punts anymore.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 17, 2005, 03:23:03 PM
Quote from: shorebird on August 17, 2005, 03:21:33 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 17, 2005, 03:11:15 PM
This sponsorship thing is retarded.

Come on man, it's just posters having fun and showing support. Whats retarted about that?

I think I'll sponsor the lone Terp, Bruce Perry, 'cause if my boy can stay healthy, we won't have to worry about seeing Bwest returning punts anymore.

Yeah RJS, you better apologize!  :'(
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Rome on August 17, 2005, 03:24:57 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 17, 2005, 03:11:15 PMThis sponsorship thing is retarded.

<----------  I picked Adrienne to sponsor so how does that make me retarded?

:-D

Hopelessly delusional I'll buy, but retarded... not so much.)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: shorebird on August 17, 2005, 03:28:17 PM
That is one fine lookin' babe! Her calendar pic makes me melt.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Zanshin on August 17, 2005, 03:59:17 PM
Quote from: shorebird on August 17, 2005, 03:21:33 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on August 17, 2005, 03:11:15 PM
This sponsorship thing is retarded.

Come on man, it's just posters having fun and showing support. Whats retarted about that?


I support the team, but I'm not going to take a point of view just because I "sponsored" a player.  Not sure I see the fun.  That said, have at it.  My post was a good-natured "this is retarded."
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: shorebird on August 17, 2005, 04:08:44 PM
I'm offended, mainly 'cause I'm retared.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Zanshin on August 17, 2005, 04:50:02 PM
Sofa King Wee Todd Did.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: shorebird on August 17, 2005, 04:51:12 PM
 :-D :-D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: DH on August 17, 2005, 04:58:46 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 17, 2005, 03:13:30 PM
QuoteTOisGod - Stephen Spach

How the hell can a guy with that username get Spach?!?! ???
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: henchmanUK on August 18, 2005, 10:11:48 AM
I want RODERICK HOOD!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 18, 2005, 04:04:26 PM
Demon - Trotter
MURP - Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Detmer
Yeti - Jim Johnson
jerome99RIP - Adrienne
Mikey41 - Rayburn
QB Eagles - Kieth Adams
PhillyPhaninDC - Considine
Eaglez - Buckhalter
mussa - John Ritchie
Susquehanna Birder - David Akers
Beermonkey - Joe Banner
Don Ho - Reno Mahe
TempleOwl - Reggie Brown
TexasEagle - Jason Short
Diomedes - Calvin Armstrong
FFatPatt - Mike Patterson
hbionic - Jeff Lurie
sallad selgae - Hank Fraley
Double J - Trent Cole
phillywestbrook36 - Hugh Douglas
TOisGod Monster - Stephen Spach
Eagles_Legendz - Andy Reid
thrillhouse - Dirk Johnson
4and26 - Ryan Moats
EagleFeva - "wost manneans" Todd Herremans
phattymatty - Carlos Perez
Magical Retard - Brad Childress
GeneralZOD - Swoop
shorebird - Bruce Perry
henchmanUK - Roderick Hood
Die-Hard - Darrell Lee
greenbleeder - Tom Heckert
FreakisaKearseWord - TO
phillymic2000 - Hollis Thomas
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: greenbleeder on August 18, 2005, 06:09:26 PM
tom heckert. gotta have tom heckert.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Diomedes on August 18, 2005, 07:43:10 PM
Quote from: Die-Hard on August 18, 2005, 05:17:26 PM
Ooh, ooh, can I be Darrell Lee's official sponsor??? ;D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: FreakisaKearseWord on August 20, 2005, 12:16:22 AM
Can I get TO? I already asked before, =P, and yes, before that other guy, but after yeti gave hi up
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: FreakisaKearseWord on August 21, 2005, 11:19:24 PM
::Starts crying, because it's the 4th time he asked for TO:: :'(
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 22, 2005, 12:28:22 PM
Quote from: FreakisaKearseWord on August 21, 2005, 11:19:24 PM
::Starts crying, because it's the 4th time he asked for TO:: :'(

I was waiting for you to hit 10 posts  ;), but since you've been so persistent....     the list is updated.   :yay
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phattymatty on August 22, 2005, 01:13:10 PM
I love Carlos.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on August 22, 2005, 01:18:07 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 22, 2005, 01:13:10 PM
I love Carlos.

He may have just had his way injured onto the team.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phattymatty on August 22, 2005, 02:48:52 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 22, 2005, 01:18:07 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 22, 2005, 01:13:10 PM
I love Carlos.

He may have just had his way injured onto the team.

No comprende.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: RezRob on August 22, 2005, 02:51:30 PM
Will this thread not die?  >:D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on August 22, 2005, 02:54:01 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 22, 2005, 02:48:52 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 22, 2005, 01:18:07 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 22, 2005, 01:13:10 PM
I love Carlos.

He may have just had his way injured onto the team.

No comprende.

Pinkston = out for the year
Jenkins = out for the year

Suddenly our #7 receiver is in danger of making the team...
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phattymatty on August 22, 2005, 03:42:12 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 22, 2005, 02:54:01 PM
Pinkston = out for the year
Jenkins = out for the year

Suddenly our #7 receiver is in danger of making the team...

He'd make it anyway, he's glorious.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 22, 2005, 03:57:30 PM
Since Justin Jenkins is out for the year I would like to change my sponsorship, if Mike Labinjo is available I would like him.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on August 22, 2005, 03:58:51 PM
Yo JJ, that goddamned picture in your sig has got to go.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 22, 2005, 04:02:55 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 22, 2005, 03:58:51 PM
Yo JJ, that goddamned picture in your sig has got to go.

Yeah, now that I am not the sponsor of Justin Jenkins it will.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Beermonkey on August 22, 2005, 04:03:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 22, 2005, 03:58:51 PM
Yo JJ, that goddamned picture in your sig has got to go.

Yeah, it's bad enough people catch me on here without them thinking I'm trolling for hairless twinks.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 22, 2005, 04:08:36 PM
Quote from: Double J on August 22, 2005, 03:57:30 PM
Since Justin Jenkins is out for the year I would like to change my sponsorship, if Mike Labinjo is available I would like him.

Strike that I want Trent Cole.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 22, 2005, 06:05:06 PM
Quote from: Double J on August 22, 2005, 04:08:36 PM
Quote from: Double J on August 22, 2005, 03:57:30 PM
Since Justin Jenkins is out for the year I would like to change my sponsorship, if Mike Labinjo is available I would like him.

Strike that I want Trent Cole.

Done.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 22, 2005, 06:07:00 PM
Can I sponsor Rosenpuke in addition to sponsoring Lito?  :paranoid





But serously.  Can I sponsor him? 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: FreakisaKearseWord on August 22, 2005, 09:10:52 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on August 22, 2005, 12:28:22 PM
Quote from: FreakisaKearseWord on August 21, 2005, 11:19:24 PM
::Starts crying, because it's the 4th time he asked for TO:: :'(

I was waiting for you to hit 10 posts  ;), but since you've been so persistent....     the list is updated.   :yay
finally, thanks, dude!

......you still want me to go for 10?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 23, 2005, 02:35:00 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 22, 2005, 06:07:00 PM
Can I sponsor Rosenpuke in addition to sponsoring Lito?  :paranoid





But serously.  Can I sponsor him? 

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: LilSusqBirder on August 23, 2005, 05:03:25 PM
can i have Landetta?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 23, 2005, 05:03:46 PM
Quote from: LilSusqBirder on August 23, 2005, 05:03:25 PM
can i have Landetta?

only if you learn to spell the name correctly
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: LilSusqBirder on August 23, 2005, 05:08:31 PM
Quote from: LilSusqBirder on August 23, 2005, 05:03:25 PM
can i have Landeta?
haha crap
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 23, 2005, 05:25:14 PM
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on August 23, 2005, 02:35:00 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 22, 2005, 06:07:00 PM
Can I sponsor Rosenpuke in addition to sponsoring Lito?  :paranoid





But serously.  Can I sponsor him? 

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phillymic2000 on August 23, 2005, 05:48:23 PM
I would like Hollis, if nobody else has him.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: NGM on August 23, 2005, 05:53:28 PM
Harbaugh...just to make it official.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 23, 2005, 06:00:33 PM
I have decided that I am going to sponsor Rosenhaus with or without anyone's blessing.

I am now the official sponsor for Team Rosenbling.  Team Rosenbling will also answer to the name Team Cash Money, Team Hold Out and Team Up shtein's Creek Without a Paddle.  Peace out.  :P
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Don Ho on August 23, 2005, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 23, 2005, 06:00:33 PM
I have decided that I am going to sponsor Rosenhaus with or without anyone's blessing.

I am now the official sponsor for Team Rosenbling.  Team Rosenbling will also answer to the name Team Cash Money, Team Hold Out and Team Up shtein's Creek Without a Paddle.  Peace out.  :P

How could you forget Team farg Face?????
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Rome on August 23, 2005, 06:57:44 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 23, 2005, 06:00:33 PM
I have decided that I am going to sponsor Rosenhaus with or without anyone's blessing.

I am now the official sponsor for Team Rosenbling.  Team Rosenbling will also answer to the name Team Cash Money, Team Hold Out and Team Up shtein's Creek Without a Paddle.  Peace out.  :P

We'll just call it Team corksucker for short.

'kay?   :deion

Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: hbionic on August 23, 2005, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 23, 2005, 06:57:44 PMWe'll just call it Team corksucker for short.

Team Sassy it is.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 23, 2005, 09:19:43 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 23, 2005, 06:57:44 PM
Quote from: SSgt PSN on August 23, 2005, 06:00:33 PM
I have decided that I am going to sponsor Rosenhaus with or without anyone's blessing.

I am now the official sponsor for Team Rosenbling.  Team Rosenbling will also answer to the name Team Cash Money, Team Hold Out and Team Up shtein's Creek Without a Paddle.  Peace out.  :P

We'll just call it Team corksucker for short.

'kay? :deion



I had thought about that but I didn't want bionic to sue me because I'm pretty sure he already owns the copyright to that name. 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Rome on August 23, 2005, 10:31:53 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 23, 2005, 10:43:54 PM
Quote from: hbionic on August 23, 2005, 08:05:57 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 23, 2005, 06:57:44 PMWe'll just call it Team corksucker for short.

Team Sassy it is.

Only if I can call you Team Greencard.  :P
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phillymic2000 on August 24, 2005, 11:53:36 AM
I took Hollis so there  :paranoid
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phattymatty on August 24, 2005, 12:29:11 PM
Go Carlos.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: chadmd on August 24, 2005, 01:36:50 PM
I think everyone is missing one of the most important people in the organization (well apart from Adrienne and her collegues)  In the absense of anyone taking his sponsership on, I would like to nominate myself for sponsership of the King of Bling, Howard Eskin, the most informed member of the Eagles media.  Also I would expect a small homage from the person who claims any other media members, not limited to Merrill Reese.

Thank you for your support, and I shall update my signature after proper approval.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 24, 2005, 01:42:20 PM
Quote from: chadmd on August 24, 2005, 01:36:50 PM
I think everyone is missing one of the most important people in the organization (well apart from Adrienne and her collegues)  In the absense of anyone taking his sponsership on, I would like to nominate myself for sponsership of the King of Bling, Howard Eskin, the most informed member of the Eagles media.  Also I would expect a small homage from the person who claims any other media members, not limited to Merrill Reese.

Thank you for your support, and I shall update my signature after proper approval.

I hope you choke on your neckhair.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 24, 2005, 03:21:13 PM
Quote from: chadmd on August 24, 2005, 01:36:50 PM
I think everyone is missing one of the most important people in the organization (well apart from Adrienne and her collegues)  In the absense of anyone taking his sponsership on, I would like to nominate myself for sponsership of the King of Bling, Howard Eskin, the most informed member of the Eagles media.  Also I would expect a small homage from the person who claims any other media members, not limited to Merrill Reese.

Thank you for your support, and I shall update my signature after proper approval.

Not to be a nit picker, but the original post said "I've seen this opn a couple boards in St. Louis, and it works pretty well.  The idea is that each member of the Eagles (players, coaches, and executives) are "sponsored" by a member of CF. "

That said, hell it's just an Internet sports board -- sponsor whoever you want!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 25, 2005, 01:17:43 PM
I'd like to change in my busted ass player (Considine)  for Martin Patterson.


Nevermind...he's got till the end of preseason..... :boom
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 25, 2005, 01:26:53 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on August 25, 2005, 01:17:43 PM
I'd like to change in my busted ass player (Considine)  for Martin Patterson.

Way to bail when the going gets rough, loser.


BTW, welcome to the M. Patterson family!
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: QB Eagles on August 25, 2005, 10:17:50 PM
Maybe I'm way off base here, but I somehow was under the impression that if our player starts sucking or acting like a complete sociopath in the national media, we were supposed to "get all the trash-talking and have to defend him," not "dump him and pick up a guy who doesn't suck or act like a complete sociopath in the national media". In fact, I kinda thought that was the entire point of the endeavor.

When your guy starts acting like a douchebag, all you have to do is offer up some mock excuses and have a couple laughs. This whole thing might be a kinda stupid idea, but it's not like the agony of having a zesty player's name in your sig is so great that life becomes unbearable. You're sponsoring the guy, not getting donkey punched whenever he makes a mistake. Well, unless you are, but that's outside the boundaries of the game. :paranoid
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on August 25, 2005, 10:44:58 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on August 25, 2005, 10:17:50 PM
Maybe I'm way off base here, but I somehow was under the impression that if our player starts sucking or acting like a complete sociopath in the national media, we were supposed to "get all the trash-talking and have to defend him," not "dump him and pick up a guy who doesn't suck or act like a complete sociopath in the national media". In fact, I kinda thought that was the entire point of the endeavor.

When your guy starts acting like a douchebag, all you have to do is offer up some mock excuses and have a couple laughs. This whole thing might be a kinda stupid idea, but it's not like the agony of having a zesty player's name in your sig is so great that life becomes unbearable. You're sponsoring the guy, not getting donkey punched whenever he makes a mistake. Well, unless you are, but that's outside the boundaries of the game. :paranoid

Yeah...   what he said.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: WEST is GOD on August 31, 2005, 06:45:37 PM
I would like to change my sponsorship to Mccants. Assuming he signs as expected.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 31, 2005, 06:57:44 PM
Quote from: Monster on August 31, 2005, 06:45:37 PM
I would like to change my sponsorship to Mccants. Assuming he signs as expected.

Just out of curiousity, why? Kind of goes against the spirit of the whole sponsorship thing. You were the one trashing him in the other posts..... ::)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: WEST is GOD on August 31, 2005, 06:58:49 PM
I wasn't trashing him. I was trashing the Eagles because I preferred Warrick.  ::)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 31, 2005, 08:08:45 PM
Quote from: Monster on August 31, 2005, 06:58:49 PM
I wasn't trashing him. I was trashing the Eagles as always
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: WEST is GOD on August 31, 2005, 08:38:08 PM
As always huh?  :-D

I praise them way more than I trash them.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 31, 2005, 08:38:29 PM
Liar.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 31, 2005, 10:22:33 PM
I forget who it was (Jail-bird man?), but someone already called "the veteran receiver to be added later".
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 31, 2005, 10:24:18 PM
Quote from: JailBird-man on August 16, 2005, 11:03:32 AM
I will take official sponsorship of the future veteran wideout T.O. be named later

Yep, I was right.  And he has it in his sig.  Farg off, Monster.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 31, 2005, 10:25:49 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 31, 2005, 10:24:18 PM
Quote from: JailBird-man on August 16, 2005, 11:03:32 AM
I will take official sponsorship of the future veteran wideout T.O. be named later

Yep, I was right.  And he has it in his sig.  Farg off, Monster.

Wo0t!  :yay  ;D
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: WEST is GOD on August 31, 2005, 10:31:35 PM
Nope, you gotta specify by name. The Eagles could add another WR during the season.

My sig is already updated anyway.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Purple_Hayz on September 01, 2005, 12:17:48 AM
If I sponsor anyone it'll be Ignignokt. :flipoff
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on September 01, 2005, 10:58:25 AM
Quote from: Monster on August 31, 2005, 08:38:08 PM
As always huh?  :-D

I praise them way more than I trash them.

Doesn't matter.  At best, you'll have to share.  Why don't you sponsor someone more fitting to the quality of your posts... like one of the Andys... Hall or Thorn?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phattymatty on September 01, 2005, 10:59:08 AM
Quote from: Purple_Hayz on September 01, 2005, 12:17:48 AM
If I sponsor anyone it'll be Ignignokt. :flipoff

:flipoff  I hope you see this, because I'm doing it at hard as I can.

Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Rome on September 01, 2005, 11:00:50 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on September 01, 2005, 10:59:08 AM
Quote from: Purple_Hayz on September 01, 2005, 12:17:48 AM
If I sponsor anyone it'll be Ignignokt. :flipoff

:flipoff  I hope you see this, because I'm doing it at hard as I can.

Uhhh...   :paranoid
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: SunMo on September 01, 2005, 11:01:03 AM
who's left to sponsor?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: MURP on September 01, 2005, 11:04:12 AM
Thornburg
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: SunMo on September 01, 2005, 11:07:52 AM
i choose John Harbaugh
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phattymatty on September 01, 2005, 11:21:30 AM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on September 01, 2005, 11:00:50 AM

Uhhh...   :paranoid

It's from a show dude.  He gets it.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: RezRob on September 01, 2005, 11:47:55 AM
Quote from: Monster on August 31, 2005, 10:31:35 PM
Nope, you gotta specify by name. The Eagles could add another WR during the season.

My sig is already updated anyway.
Listen Jagoff we all know who his real sponor is, and thats me. Get bent carpet-bagger. Oops did I stop the burning?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on September 01, 2005, 12:36:54 PM
Quote from: JailBird-man on September 01, 2005, 11:47:55 AM
Quote from: Monster on August 31, 2005, 10:31:35 PM
Nope, you gotta specify by name. The Eagles could add another WR during the season.

My sig is already updated anyway.
Listen Jagoff we all know who his real sponor is, and thats me. Get bent carpet-bagger. Oops did I stop the burning?

There will be no swearing in my goddamned wholesome sponsor thread!!

Jailbird-man is the officially recognized sponsor of McCants.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on September 01, 2005, 12:49:13 PM
I think this is fully updated:

Demon - Trotter
MURP - Jesus Christ Dawkins
Mad-Lad - Kearse
PG - Sheldon Brown
T-Section224 - Bartrum
rjs - LJ Smith
SeaBiscut - Mike Lewis
Larry - Pinkston
Sarge - Lito
Waco Kid - Greg Lewis
Phreak - Shawn Andrews
Phanatic - Dhani Jones
Geowizzer - McNabb
T-hawk - Westbrook
MMH - McDougle
GF - Detmer
Yeti - Jim Johnson
jerome99RIP - Adrienne
Mikey41 - Rayburn
QB Eagles - Kieth Adams
PhillyPhaninDC - Considine
Eaglez - Buckhalter
mussa - John Ritchie
Susquehanna Birder - David Akers
Beermonkey - Joe Banner
Don Ho - Reno Mahe
TempleOwl - Reggie Brown
TexasEagle - Jason Short
Diomedes - Calvin Armstrong
FFatPatt - Mike Patterson
hbionic - Jeff Lurie
sallad selgae - Hank Fraley
Double J - Trent Cole
phillywestbrook36 - Hugh Douglas
TOisGod - Chuggie Cortez
Eagles_Legendz - Andy Reid
thrillhouse - Dirk Johnson
4and26 - Ryan Moats
EagleFeva - "wost manneans" Todd Herremans
phattymatty - Carlos Perez
Magical Retard - Brad Childress
GeneralZOD - Swoop
shorebird - Bruce Perry N.D. Kalu
henchmanUK - Roderick Hood
Die-Hard - Darrell Lee
greenbleeder - Tom Heckert
FreakisaKearseWord - TO
phillymic2000 - Hollis Thomas
NGM - Harbaugh
chadmd - Howard Eskin
Jailbird-man - D. McCants
Die-Hard - Michael Gasperson
Sun Mo - Ed Hochuli
Cerevant - Jeremy Thornburg
stillupfront - Darwin Walker
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on September 01, 2005, 12:50:01 PM
Quote from: Sun_Mo on September 01, 2005, 11:07:52 AM
i choose John Harbaugh

NGM took him a couple pages ago
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: SunMo on September 01, 2005, 12:53:02 PM
i've made my decision, I choose....

Ed Hochuli
(http://www.jimmyatkinson.com/jimandi/hochuli.jpg)



the bestest, most fit referee in the league...
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on September 01, 2005, 12:53:23 PM
You wouldn't think that this would really be so complicated.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: T_Section224 on September 01, 2005, 12:55:03 PM
look who we're dealing with rjs
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: rjs246 on September 01, 2005, 12:57:03 PM
Lolligaggers.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on September 01, 2005, 01:01:21 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on September 01, 2005, 12:57:03 PM
Lolligaggers.



HAR HAR
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Purple_Hayz on September 01, 2005, 03:24:09 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on September 01, 2005, 10:59:08 AM
Quote from: Purple_Hayz on September 01, 2005, 12:17:48 AM
If I sponsor anyone it'll be Ignignokt. :flipoff

:flipoff I hope you see this, because I'm doing it at hard as I can.



Maybe you'd be a good person to ask who wrote "Da Moon Rulz #1" on my car with a key? :P
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: phattymatty on September 01, 2005, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: Purple_Hayz on September 01, 2005, 03:24:09 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on September 01, 2005, 10:59:08 AM
Quote from: Purple_Hayz on September 01, 2005, 12:17:48 AM
If I sponsor anyone it'll be Ignignokt. :flipoff

:flipoff I hope you see this, because I'm doing it at hard as I can.



Maybe you'd be a good person to ask who wrote "Da Moon Rulz #1" on my car with a key? :P

Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: DH on September 02, 2005, 10:19:10 AM
I would like to sponser Michael Gasperson. My new favorite WR.  ^-^
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Cerevant on September 02, 2005, 11:11:32 AM
Well, I'd like to step up and sponsor Jeremy Thornburg - gotta love a Hauck-clone.  I don't think he'll make the 53, but he deserves a shot somewhere...

I'll lose the fat-boy icon if and when beefcake shows up to a practice.

C
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: shorebird on September 05, 2005, 09:51:47 AM
Since Perry got the axe, I'm going for Kalu. My new favorite ex-taterskin.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 05, 2005, 10:28:51 PM
Hey TOisGOD, Monster, Avenger...whatever the farg your name is today.

Why are you the sponsor of now your 3rd player and why do you have the WRONG player in your avatar? You have Lamar Gordon on there, yet you say you are the sponsor of McCants in your sig.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: JTrotter Fan on September 05, 2005, 10:51:44 PM
I'm thinking he may be mildly retarded.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: WEST is GOD on September 05, 2005, 10:52:36 PM
I just want a picture of the newest Eagle as my avatar.

Hey, you know what? Good idea... I'll let Jailbird have Mccants and sponsor Gordon then.

Demonchildrenonturf, please be kind and edit my sponsor to Gordon. My sponsorship with Spach(before he stood out and camp started) propelled him to making the team. Now my sponsorship with Gordon will propel him into becoming a high quality contributor.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on September 05, 2005, 10:56:36 PM
Maybe you can sponsor yourself.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: WEST is GOD on September 05, 2005, 11:01:29 PM
I've thought about it, but I'm already at the top of my game. Someone else needs propelling. Gordon will thrive under my sponsorship.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: General_Failure on September 05, 2005, 11:19:29 PM
Great. We have our own Mark Simoneau.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: JTrotter Fan on September 05, 2005, 11:48:46 PM
Avenger =

                      (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a30/dawkinsdarthcore/retard.jpg)

Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: pinoyboy2pt0 on September 06, 2005, 12:48:22 AM
I will be glad to sponsor the cheerleader Shawna (I sat next to her in homeroom).
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Don Ho on September 06, 2005, 05:27:22 AM
Quote from: pinoyboy2pt0 on September 06, 2005, 12:48:22 AM
I will be glad to sponsor the cheerleader Shawna (I sat next to her in homeroom).

pinoy:

mabuhay! 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: pinoyboy2pt0 on September 06, 2005, 06:56:58 PM
Quote from: Don Ho on September 06, 2005, 05:27:22 AM
Quote from: pinoyboy2pt0 on September 06, 2005, 12:48:22 AM
I will be glad to sponsor the cheerleader Shawna (I sat next to her in homeroom).

pinoy:

mabuhay! 

Not many people even know what  Pinoy(ay) is!!  ...and some pronounce it as Pee-noy instead of Pehnoy.  Oh well.  :)
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: FreakisaKearseWord on December 07, 2005, 03:38:24 PM
I'd like to have first dibs for sponsoring Javon Walker incase we get him for TO.
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 07, 2005, 05:47:58 PM
I maintain my steadfast devotion and sponsorship to all Eagles on the IR.  Welcome abord Westbrook. 
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: fansince61 on December 07, 2005, 06:20:35 PM
Quote from: FreakisaKearseWord on December 07, 2005, 03:38:24 PM
I'd like to have first dibs for sponsoring Javon Walker incase we get him for TO.

Not sure but I don't  think he will be UFA until 2007 ???
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: FreakisaKearseWord on December 07, 2005, 06:43:32 PM
I know, but it can happen
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on December 07, 2005, 07:59:36 PM
Quote from: fansince61 on December 07, 2005, 06:20:35 PM
Quote from: FreakisaKearseWord on December 07, 2005, 03:38:24 PM
I'd like to have first dibs for sponsoring Javon Walker incase we get him for TO.

Not sure but I don't  think he will be UFA until 2007 ???

I think you are correct...  Contracted through the end of the 2006 season....
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: RezRob on December 08, 2005, 12:41:50 PM
Anyone sponsoring Lis Franc yet?
Title: Re: Eagles Sponsorships
Post by: Father Demon on December 09, 2005, 12:54:06 AM
Quote from: JailBird-man on December 08, 2005, 12:41:50 PM
Anyone sponsoring Lis Franc yet?

Denied.