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Hisss handsth just look sso ssoft, I wonder if he uses palm olive?
"so this is where I grab the gays and give em a little Bush"
Photo shows Mr. Cheney performing a Jedi mindtrick on the President.
"So what we're going to do is relocate all the Mexicans to Utah. Then we're going to make Mexic into the world's second biggest Wal*Mart."
"My balls are this big."
"So what you're saying is Arby's has a cheesburger this big now?"
"Mmm, that's a big cheeseburger."
Bush: So then I caught this orange round thing in my arm grabby things and threw it to a round thing with tied ropes hanging from it...
Cheney: I shtein smarter than you
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on April 29, 2005, 11:32:18 AM
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A concerned Dick Cheney contemplates whether or not he should run after the President dropped a container of Anthrax discovered on his Texas ranch.
"If yer happy n ya know it clap your hands"
Freedom is like the air in my hands, you see? It's there, you just can't see it. What I mean is, is the enemy attacked freedom, which you can't always see. It's like the air. Trust me on this one.
"I once caught a weapon of mass destruction thiiiiiiiis big."
Bush: (In the words of Will Ferrell) "Strategery".
Cheney: (to himself) "THIS guy is the president, and I"M the VICE President?"
Quote from: Diomedes on April 29, 2005, 12:58:42 PM
Freedom is like the air in my hands, you see? It's there, you just can't see it. What I mean is, is the enemy attacked freedom, which you can't always see. It's like the air. Trust me on this one.
:-D That sounds suspiciously close to a David Cross routine on Bush.
Honestly, I have never heard any David Cross. If it's that close though, then no one will believe me, so I'm farged again. ::)
you should pick up some Cross Dio, you would love it.
especially the bit on american flags and patriotism, hilarious. :-D
The Corporate Entries:
1. I swear, I caught a WMD and it was this big! (ed. I didn't submit this one -- someone else at the office did. Strange.)
2. Until now Cheney had been able to convince himself that president bush wasn't the moron that everyone claimed he was......That was all before the brown belt, black watch affair
3. ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT BOOKS IS SOMETIMES THERE ARE SOME FANTASTIC PICTURES
4. George Bush holds up an example of a Nuclear Missile he still believes Saddam Hussien has hidden in Iraq.
5. Look, Dick, this is how you do the "Robot".
6. Dick, I can shrink Amurica's morale to this size!!
7. Girl you looks good won't you back dat thang up.
8. Freedom is like the air in my hands, you see? It's there, you just can't see it. What I mean is, is the enemy attacked freedom, which you can't always see. It's like the air. Trust me on this one.
9. Ugh, my chest hurts
And the winner:
Congrats [Demon]:
Freedom is like the air in my hands, you see? It's there, you just can't see it. What I mean is, is the enemy attacked freedom, which you can't always see. It's like the air. Trust me on this one.
CF is funnier than everyone else in my office. We should be so proud.
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on April 29, 2005, 04:15:23 PM
GF is funnier than everyone else in my office. We should be so proud.
Fixed :)
OK, caption this one now:
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I may be old, but I will tell you this much. Superman wouldnt a cramped up in the Superbowl.
Simoneau: "I hope I can get me one of them rings before they cut my ass."
Ring guy..."Hmm, size 4 1/2 finger...same size as my granddaughter."
Now someone please teach "Superman" that the ball is not Kryptonite.
"Fine! I'll marry you. Anything to take my mind of of that weird red birthmark on your hairline."
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Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on April 29, 2005, 04:15:23 PM
And the winner:
Congrats [Demon]:
Freedom is like the air in my hands, you see? It's there, you just can't see it. What I mean is, is the enemy attacked freedom, which you can't always see. It's like the air. Trust me on this one.
CF is funnier than everyone else in my office. We should be so proud.
I'm pretty sure Diomedes posted that you self-congratulatory ass.