Chili Finger (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/24/chili.finger.reut/index.html), anyone?
:puke
Quote"This individual apparently did take a spoonful, did have a finger in their mouth and then, you know, spit it out and recognized it," said Ben Gale, director of the department of environmental health for Santa Clara County. "Then they had some kind of emotional reaction and vomited."
"Some kind of emotional reaction.."
That emotional reaction is going to net them a nice settlement I would imagine. My dumb ass probably would have laughed my ass off, completely negating any credibility I had when I tried to sue them for emotional damage.
I think that meets Atkins requirements.
Dave Thomas gets the last laugh.
Someone better exhume his body to see if all of his fingers are still attached.
...A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
fft-fft-ftt-fft-fft-fft-fft-fft
Someone there is probably a big fan of the movie "The Hitcher" fries anyone? :paranoid
How do they know the diner didn't plant it.?
Quote from: Zanshin on March 24, 2005, 08:23:04 AM
I think that meets Atkins requirements.
The finger does...but the rest of the chili ruins it.
This puts a new light on things (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050422/ap_on_re_us/wendy_s_finger)
Quote from: Yeti on March 24, 2005, 03:29:09 PM
How do they know the diner didn't plant it.?
:yay
Free Frostys today, tomorrow and Sunday :yay
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 13, 2005, 12:04:43 PM
Free Frostys today, tomorrow and Sunday :yay
are fingers extra?
This lady is going to do some time I think:
http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050513142409990008
UPDATE:
The finger-planters plead guilty:
still nasty (http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/09/D8CGV9L8A.html)
I love it when people who try to use our soft judicial system for financial gain get bent over and farged without lube.
get a farging job and stop trying to wiggle money out of people...even using your kids' names to do so.
There is justice in this world. The bish is going to jail. (http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/13654790.htm)
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 18, 2006, 02:33:08 PM
The bish is going to jail. (http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/13654790.htm)
Where ironically, she will be beaten to death by her fellow inmates, chopped up and served to the general population as part of Wednesday's Chili Day.
That's not irony. It's justice.