I'm getting a ticke package for the Dodgers this upcoming season and the seats or in the left field pavilion. I want to smuggle an inflatable needle and throw it on the field at Barry. Anyone know where I can find one?
Can't you make one out of one of your women?
Too many leaks, too many patches.
Quote from: hbionic on March 03, 2005, 05:19:03 PM
I need an inflatable needle!
Is that what you're calling it nowadays?
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 03, 2005, 05:34:04 PM
Is that what you're calling it nowadays?
You're a chick, you're not supposed to be funny. Stay outta here.
:-D
Just toss a real one at him. Being in LA, one won't be hard to find. Try Wilson Alvarez's trashcan.
Thawk swears by it:
(http://funideas.com/images/product/gag_gift/large/fi017.jpg)
please remember what I know is more important than "how" I know...
http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/r8704.html
Quote from: ParkingLotFlagDude on March 03, 2005, 10:02:50 PM
please remember what I know is more important than "how" I know...
http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/r8704.html
LMFAO!
ParkingLotFlagDude smacks it out of the park! Great find.
Quote from: ParkingLotFlagDude on March 03, 2005, 10:02:50 PM
please remember what I know is more important than "how" I know...
http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/r8704.html
:-D I'm not the only one who looked. Nice find PLFD.
you gotta buy it Bionic.
Parking Dude nice find! :yay
Quote from: MURP on March 04, 2005, 10:30:23 AM
you gotta buy it Bionic.
Hell yeah...it even comes with an inflatable needle! :D
Dude if you dress up in that thing and throw that needle on the field @ Bonds, your going to make the national news!! :-D
Quote from: Phanatic on March 04, 2005, 04:05:14 PM
Dude if you dress up in that thing and throw that needle on the field @ Bonds, your going to make the national news!! :-D
Hmmmm.... :evil
Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2005, 04:06:08 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on March 04, 2005, 04:05:14 PM
Dude if you dress up in that thing and throw that needle on the field @ Bonds, your going to make the national news!! :-D
Hmmmm.... :evil
I hereby pledge $20 towards the Hbionic fund if he does this. Who else? How much can we raise?
Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on March 04, 2005, 04:07:45 PM
Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2005, 04:06:08 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on March 04, 2005, 04:05:14 PM
Dude if you dress up in that thing and throw that needle on the field @ Bonds, your going to make the national news!! :-D
Hmmmm.... :evil
I hereby pledge $20 towards the Hbionic fund if he does this. Who else? How much can we raise?
I'm in!! That's 40$ so far towards Bail!!
There's jail time? I'm down....to throw the shtein on the field...which is my intention.....what's the worst...a slap on the wrist? Just incase.....so far we have $40. :paranoid
$100 if you are in the Nurses uniform and it makes the tube.
$20 if it don't
Yeti, I get the feeling you just care more about seeing me in a nurses uniform than throwing the needle at Barry. :paranoid
I'll throw in $20, too. That said, I don't think the outfit will help make the point...You'll just be a freak dude in a weird nurse costume, which will obscure the steroid reference, not highlight it. I say buy the thing just for the inflatable syringe, blow that up, and toss it onto the field. Get arrested, and collect $20 from Dio!
Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2005, 04:19:09 PM
Yeti, I get the feeling you just care more about seeing me in a nurses uniform than throwing the needle at Barry. :paranoid
Its worth $100 bucks to say I know the guy who got busted in the nurses uniform on TV. Its even better to say my $100 convinced you to go through with it. Make sure you try to run from security. I want to see some leg.
Quote from: Diomedes on March 04, 2005, 04:23:57 PM
I'll throw in $20, too. That said, I don't think the outfit will help make the point...You'll just be a freak dude in a weird nurse costume, which will obscure the steroid reference, not highlight it. Dio!
Good point.
Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2005, 04:11:21 PM
There's jail time? I'm down....to throw the shtein on the field...which is my intention.....what's the worst...a slap on the wrist? Just incase.....so far we have $40. :paranoid
Could be towards medical bills When Bonds climbs into the stands to try and beat your a$$. Maybe you could stand there and tell him he shouldn't hit a girl while dressed in the Nurses outfit.
Bonds would get mobbed before he got to me. It's the lynching element of the pavilion stands at Dodger Stadium...well...not as much since the beer was taken away from there. :'(
Quote from: hbionic on March 04, 2005, 04:32:19 PM
Bonds would get mobbed before he got to me. It's the lynching element of the pavilion stands at Dodger Stadium...well...not as much since the beer was taken away from there. :'(
There's baseball without beer?!?!?!?!?
Only in the pavilions.....too many fights. The current murder and attempted murder in the parking lot don't help things any...specially bringing beer back. :'(
Doesn't seem very America's Pastimish to me....
If you actually hit bonds with the needle I'll throw in $100.
Count me in for $20 if you get arrested. $50 if it makes it to SportsCenter.
And if you make it to an interview with Gumbel on HBO Real Sports about how you beat up Bonds with your "needle" i'll throw in another $50.
The Giants are at Dodger Stadium April 12 and April 13. We wouldn't have to wait long. ;D
$20.00 to the Hbionic gets assaulted by Bonds fund
I'm in for $20 if he throws it, $40 more if it makes the tube and will donate to legal expenses if needed :o
Remember, people are stupid. Write "STEROIDS" on the thing so people don't assume you want to baste him like a turkey.
Quote from: General_Failure on March 05, 2005, 02:00:34 PM
Remember, people are stupid. Write "STEROIDS" on the thing so people don't assume you want to baste him like a turkey.
Chuggie:
Seriously,
GF is right on. People are staggeringly stupid. You've got to hone the message down beyond obvious: dial it all the way down to "American" level: big, easy, no thought required. Spoon feed 'em. Don't confuse them with a weird costume, do spell it out as much as possible.
You really should blow the needle up at home and write STEROIDS on both sides with one of those giant Sharpies. Let the writing dry well, then deflate it and blow it up again to make sure it will be ready for the game (writing hasn't blurred, etc.) A side benefit to this dry run will be that you'll get some practice--though I understand you're not exactly ignorant of the subject--in blowing until the thing is ready. Remember, you're gonna need to blow it hard and quick in the stands: security will respond promptly.
In fact since we're talking 'bout
Chuggie here, I think you had better just buy two of them so if you totally screw the first one up, you'll have a back up.
And kiester one in case security finds the first. But I'm sure you already thought of that. :)
$20 if you hit him
$40 if you run on the field and make ESPN
:-D
$20 if you get :CF some national airtime.
Quote from: General_Failure on March 05, 2005, 07:53:21 PM
$20 if you get :CF some national airtime.
Great idea. Write "STEROIDS" on one side and "CONCRETEFIELD.COM" on the other!
No! I do not want to see you trying to stick my domain name up Bonds' ass!
Oh, so you want some pub for :CF, but you don't want THAT kind of pub.
Hypocrite.
It's for Satoshi's sake. Chuggie's new rump ranger followers will keep asking him if he's the hidden Asian porn.
lmao at all you bastiches.
Dio...point taken...will do. [saluting] :evil
So here's your tally of potential earnings,
Chuggie:
Category I
For throwing the needle on the field/at Barry:Quote from: DemonchildrenOnTurf on March 04, 2005, 04:07:45 PMI hereby pledge $20 towards the Hbionic fund if he does this. Who else? How much can we raise?
$20, plus:
Quote from: Phanatic on March 04, 2005, 04:09:17 PMI'm in!! That's 40$ so far towards Bail!!
makes $40, plus:
Quote from: Yeti on March 04, 2005, 04:13:25 PM$20 if it don't
makes $60, plus:
Quote from: Diomedes on March 04, 2005, 04:23:57 PMI'll throw in $20, too.
makes $80, plus:
Quote from: fansince61 on March 05, 2005, 01:55:27 PM
I'm in for $20 if he throws it...
makes $100
Category II
For wearing the Nurses uniform AND getting on tv.Quote from: Yeti on March 04, 2005, 04:13:25 PM$100 if you are in the Nurses uniform and it makes the tube.
$100
Category III
Hit Bonds with inflatable needleQuote from: MURP on March 04, 2005, 05:46:57 PMIf you actually hit bonds with the needle I'll throw in $100.
$100, plus:
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 05, 2005, 07:49:50 PM
$20 if you hit him..
makes $120
Category IV
Bail moneyQuote from: TAFKAFF on March 04, 2005, 05:48:36 PMobviously, if you make it this far, you'll be collecting on many of us
Count me in for $20 if you get arrested.
$20 plus:
Quote from: fansince61 on March 05, 2005, 01:55:27 PM...and will donate to legal expenses if needed :o
makes $20+
Category V
Make it on SportsCenterQuote from: TAFKAFF on March 04, 2005, 05:48:36 PM$50 if it makes it to SportsCenter.
$50 plus:
Quote from: fansince61 on March 05, 2005, 01:55:27 PM...$40 more if it makes the tube..
makes $90, plus:
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 05, 2005, 07:49:50 PM
$40 if you run on the field and make ESPN
makes $130
Category VI
Get interviewed by Gumbel on HBOQuote from: MURP on March 04, 2005, 05:49:50 PMAnd if you make it to an interview with Gumbel on HBO Real Sports about how you beat up Bonds with your "needle" i'll throw in another $50.
$50
Category VII
get assualted by BarryQuote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 05, 2005, 01:31:12 PM$20.00 to the Hbionic gets assaulted by Bonds fund.
$20
Category VIII
Get some press for :CFQuote from: General_Failure on March 05, 2005, 07:53:21 PM$20 if you get :CF some national airtime.
$20
I assume that all wagers are cumulative--that is to say: if you laid money on more than one category and both happen, you'll pay for both. That's fair, I think.
So here's what you've got to do to make the most of these offers,
Chuggie:
Dress up as the nurse, with a big Concretefield.com banner on your back. Run onto the field and throw the needle at AND hit Barry. Taunt him viciously and he will likely assault you..he is a 'roid head afterall. Which reminds you...he's a big angry 'roid head, so you should run from him..all over the field until you have made a national spectacle of yourself on television and get yourself arrested. Score an interview about the ordeal with Gumbel afterwards, and you'll net from us:
$540!...plus $20 (and a promise of more from
fansince61) for bail money. which you'll be expected to refund, I'm sure. That's why they call it bail.
Get to work!
Really, you'd be a fool to pass this offer up.
Dio, that should be up for post of the year. ;D
i guess we really need to make a post of the month/year thing. I'll get right on that. :paranoid
Quote from: TAFKAFF on March 05, 2005, 09:39:12 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 05, 2005, 07:53:21 PM
$20 if you get :CF some national airtime.
Great idea. Write "STEROIDS" on one side and "CONCRETEFIELD.COM" on the other!
So if he gets arrested everyone here who paid him can be charged with soliciting a crime?
Besides, it would inevitably land with the :CF side facing up and then people would once again be confused about the meaning of it all. Write STEROIDS on both sides. Or CREAM on one side and CLEAR on the other.
By the way, in case you buy that red needle and blow it up and it looks like ass, there's another jumbo inflatable needle on this page (http://www.thecostumer.com/store/subcat.cfm?subcatID=322). Unfortunately they don't say the exact size.
Quote from: MURP on March 05, 2005, 11:48:49 PM
Dio, that should be up for post of the year. ;D
2nd!
Here is the news story a week after the event:
EAGLES FANS PROVOKE ATTACK ON BONDS
Eagles fans were behind the attack of Barry Bonds yesterday by a misguided LA youth who's naivity was taken advantage of on an underground Eagles message board. The LA Post has learned that the youth posted that he was looking a inflatable hypodermic needle to take to the game as a joke. What followed was a chilling display of the dark side of human nature. Not only did the Eagles fans find the inflatable needle, they began a bidding war provoking the youth who posts on the site to attack bonds for the sum of $540 dollars. In the now infamous attack aired all over the world, the youth, dressed in a nurses uniform, jumps the wall and charges home plate when bonds was at bat. The youth hits Bonds with the inflatable needle and Barry turned and beat him unconscious with the baseball bat. In the hospital all the troubled youth kept saying was "Ka ching" when CNN, Sports center and Bryant Gumbal were trying to interview him. Officials have the members of the underground board in custody except for "Yeti" who took off into the woods and disappeared without a trace.
Lmao :-D
For the record, I have no play in this what-so-ever.
do it chuggie!!
Probably the first time anyone in ten years has called Chuggie a "youth."
You'll get nothing from me and like it.
I have a feeling that if I we were all drinking and I was drunk off my ass...that you would be 'encouraging' me to jump off a cliff....for $$$......which obviously in that state of mind....I would be heavily considering.
With acquaintences like ya'll who needs friends? ;)
So... hopefully Barry will be back in action by mid-July, eh?
This thread rocks!
The July 16 game is a nationally televised Saturday game. :paranoid
So Bonds is back... and there is an LA game coming up. >:D
I read the first line too quickly and thought he got a tickle package....
$540 buys a lot of hair nets.
Quote from: Phanatic on September 14, 2005, 06:00:10 PM
So Bonds is back... and there is an LA game coming up. >:D
The game is in SF though. Trust me, it was the first thing I checked when I heard Bonds was coming back. I wanna see that dumbass needle peg him.
A real Dodgers fan would drive his needle to San Fran... That might say something about Dodger fans in general. :paranoid
http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_094002025.html
QuoteFan Tosses Syringe At Barry Bonds During Game
:paranoid
hbionic's going to try to collect now.
he's prob calling collect, from jail.
Was the needle thrown with a limp wrist?