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Title: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 07:58:56 AM
Walker is twice the reciever that crybaby ownes is. Brett will show Mccrap how its done. Your team is not nearly as good as the record.  Ownes has 20 yards Mccrap has 150 yards passing with 5 picks. Ahman Green will rush for at least 175 yards and Brett will throw for another 300 and 4 touchdowns. Pack wins 44-10.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: mikey418 on December 02, 2004, 08:00:48 AM
So, I guess you have forgetten a little thing known as "4th & 26".

No one on this board will take you seriously with a pathetic post like that.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: dpierce on December 02, 2004, 08:00:59 AM
Moron says what?
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: T_Section224 on December 02, 2004, 08:01:09 AM
 :-D

nothing like starting the day off with a good laugh

:-D
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Zanshin on December 02, 2004, 08:01:22 AM
Wow, what insightful, unbiased analysis.

Troll.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Fan_Since_64 on December 02, 2004, 08:03:16 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on December 02, 2004, 08:01:22 AM
Wow, what insightful, unbiased analysis.

Troll.

LOL! Yes, I certainly feel put in my place!  ::)
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 08:03:36 AM
The way our defese has played is good enough to shut out Phillys recievers...Look what we did to the Rams. Wanting revenge for the infamous  4th and 26 the green and gold cannot be stopped.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Zanshin on December 02, 2004, 08:05:39 AM
And you'll be back when Green Bay loses, right?
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 02, 2004, 08:06:27 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on December 02, 2004, 08:05:39 AM
And you'll be back when Green Bay loses, right?

Yeah right...just like they were last year.  ::) When they played the Eagles WITHOUT Kearse, Owens and with 1/2 the team on the IR....with "destiny" on their side....and lost.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Zanshin on December 02, 2004, 08:07:57 AM
Oh, what the hell.  How about you quantify how Walker is twice the receiver that Owens is?  Walker is a very good young receiver, but how many MVP votes do you think he'll get this year?
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 08:10:37 AM
Ok I will give it to you guys that Walker has an advantage that Owens doesnt. Walker has the best QB in the game throwing him the ball. If Walker had an average quaterback such as mcnabb he would be in the same league as Owens and for that matter Moss. You guys got me there
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 02, 2004, 08:14:08 AM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 08:10:37 AM
Ok I will give it to you guys that Walker has an advantage that Owens doesnt. Walker has the best QB in the game throwing him the ball. If Walker had an average quaterback such as mcnabb he would be in the same league as Owens and for that matter Moss. You guys got me there

Wow, thanks for enlightening us. You are just so smart. We bow down to your knowledge.  ::)

PS....You're what? 12? 13? Because no one over the legal driving age would use a name with the word "RULZ" in it.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Zanshin on December 02, 2004, 08:14:30 AM
lol...you really expect people here to take any of this bait seriously?
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: mikey418 on December 02, 2004, 08:15:10 AM
Man, you sure do know your football.

I guess you know all about Brian Westbrook, our 2 TEs (Chad Lewis & LJ Smith), and our other receivers not named TO.  Don't forget Ahmed Carroll, your one starting CB...is a rook.  Pack fans forget that Westbrook essentially missed that MNF game last year and was out for the playoffs.  The Eagles offense is so much more dynamic when he plays.  The Packers head coach Mike Sherman has even said that you cannot gameplan to cover this player or that player, since the Eagles offense has so many good players. 

Andy read is arguably the best play caller in the game of football.  Mike Martz is arguably the worst.  The Eagles are 10-1 for a reason, as the Rams 5-6 for a reason.  Try bringing REASONS the Pack will beat the Eagles, not just smack.

Points will be scored in this game and the Pack have only beaten one team with a winning record during their current winning streak, that being the Mossless Vikings.  Wins against Det, Dallas, Wash, Houston by 3 points, St Louis are not impressive.  I honestly think this will be a great game and that the only way the Eagles lose is if they get snowballed like they did in Pittsburgh.  The Eagles haven't allowed a TD the last 2 games and are tied for least points scored against.  Due to their defensive hot streak, the Packers short week, a hurting Ahman Green, and a fully healthy Westbrook, Eagles will win this game 31-24.  It will be a high scoring game. 

You also have to remember the Eagles defensive line was decimated last year with injuries and there was no Trotter in the middle.  The run defense is much better this year, and remember the Eagles had a FA signing named Javon Kearse. 

But I can tell in your expert analysis you have valid arguments as to why the Pack will win.  Javon Walker sure was impressive last week with his 15 yards receiving....
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: dpierce on December 02, 2004, 08:29:45 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on December 02, 2004, 08:14:30 AM
lol...you really expect people here to take any of this bait seriously?

I take it very seriously. With coach Vince Lombardi, players Bart Starr, Jim Taylor, Ray Nitschke, Forrest Gregg, Herb Adderley, Jerry Kramer, Henry Jordan, Willie Wood, and that vicious power sweep and defense, the Eagles may not score Sunday! :paranoid
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 02, 2004, 08:30:23 AM
I think our little guest might like to read our Scouting Report this week. See how seriously we take him. ;)
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: hunt on December 02, 2004, 08:41:10 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on December 02, 2004, 08:14:08 AM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 08:10:37 AM
Ok I will give it to you guys that Walker has an advantage that Owens doesnt. Walker has the best QB in the game throwing him the ball. If Walker had an average quaterback such as mcnabb he would be in the same league as Owens and for that matter Moss. You guys got me there

PS....You're what? 12? 13? Because no one over the legal driving age would use a name with the word "RULZ" in it.

seriously!   all the kewel people use RULEZ! ;)  ;D
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 02, 2004, 08:42:34 AM
dAmN u hUNt...U $t0Le mY reSp0n$e
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on December 02, 2004, 09:18:55 AM
Son, I just have to repond to a few of your "points."

QuotePack wins 44-10.

Only one team has managed to hang more than 30 points on the Eagles...and that was in a relative shootout. There's no friggin' way that the Packers will score 44 on this defense. No way.

QuoteThe way our defese has played is good enough to shut out Phillys recievers...Look what we did to the Rams.

You're really using the Rams as your gold standard? Really? Dude, they suck. And is this "good enough" defense the same one that was torched for 48 points by the hapless Titans? Or the one that gave up 45 to Peyton Manning's team?

QuoteIf Walker had an average quaterback such as mcnabb he would be in the same league as Owens and for that matter Moss.

If this was some kind of sarcasm, you lost me. Leave the comedy to the professionals. Talk to me when Walker leads the league in recieving touchdowns.


My analysis: You can't use last season as any kind of measuring stick, and think that the contest will be nearly as close. Consider that the Eagles didn't have Owens, didn't have Kearse, and didn't have Westbrook at the time. With all 3 of those weapons in there, I don't think it'll be a fair competition.

Look for Ahmad Carroll to get picked on all day. Yeah, I'd love Al Harris to get beat down by Owens, but I think Carroll will be the Eagles' bitch on Sunday. And when your safeties start worring about doubling Owens, or playing soft to minimize the passing attack, Westbrook is going to eat your defense alive.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 02, 2004, 09:20:32 AM
And that'll be the end of jwalkrulz84....lol
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: 4and26 on December 02, 2004, 09:34:02 AM
Ahman Green and his bruised ribs . . .ummm think Dawk will take note  ??? ::)
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Yeti on December 02, 2004, 09:34:37 AM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 07:58:56 AM
Walker is twice the reciever that crybaby ownes is. Brett will show Mccrap how its done. Your team is not nearly as good as the record.  Ownes has 20 yards Mccrap has 150 yards passing with 5 picks. Ahman Green will rush for at least 175 yards and Brett will throw for another 300 and 4 touchdowns. Pack wins 44-10.

Hey you cheese headed nit wit.  If you ever misspell Terrell Owens name again I will hunt you down and kill you.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 02, 2004, 09:36:25 AM
Quote from: Yeti on December 02, 2004, 09:34:37 AM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 07:58:56 AM
Walker is twice the reciever that crybaby ownes is. Brett will show Mccrap how its done. Your team is not nearly as good as the record.  Ownes has 20 yards Mccrap has 150 yards passing with 5 picks. Ahman Green will rush for at least 175 yards and Brett will throw for another 300 and 4 touchdowns. Pack wins 44-10.

Hey you cheese headed nit wit.  If you ever misspell Terrell Owens name again I will hunt you down and kill you.

:-D :-D
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 02, 2004, 09:40:40 AM
Owens

Own(e)s

Whats the difference? They're both the same. :)

Packfan here made a little Freudian slip that's all.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Father Demon on December 02, 2004, 09:44:53 AM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 07:58:56 AM
Walker is twice the reciever that crybaby ownes is. Brett will show Mccrap how its done. Your team is not nearly as good as the record.  Ownes has 20 yards Mccrap has 150 yards passing with 5 picks. Ahman Green will rush for at least 175 yards and Brett will throw for another 300 and 4 touchdowns. Pack wins 44-10.

Nuh-uh!!

(Trying to communicate on the same level.  You other guys are using words that are far too-big)
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 02, 2004, 10:15:00 AM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 08:10:37 AM
Ok I will give it to you guys that Walker has an advantage that Owens doesnt. Walker has the best QB in the game throwing him the ball. If Walker had an average quaterback such as mcnabb he would be in the same league as Owens and for that matter Moss. You guys got me there

Crack Kills
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: MURP on December 02, 2004, 10:17:38 AM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 07:58:56 AM
Walker is twice the reciever that crybaby ownes is.

Owens- 969 yards, 13 TD's
Walker- 960 yards, 9 TD's

doesnt look like twice the WR.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: JTrotterFan on December 02, 2004, 10:43:58 AM
Hey jwalk..you panzy...get the hell outta here and come back when you can justify anything you are saying.  You come back when Brett Favre is having a better year than McNabb and you come back when Walker is having a better year than Owens.  Right now...you are nothing but a pathetic piece of bandwagon shtein and you'll get no respect, nor will your team.  Farg off loser!!  :fire
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 02, 2004, 01:09:53 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 08:10:37 AM
Ok I will give it to you guys that Walker has an advantage that Owens doesnt. Walker has the best QB in the game throwing him the ball. If Walker had an average quaterback such as mcnabb he would be in the same league as Owens and for that matter Moss. You guys got me there

Did you just get done eating a jar of paste or do a few whippits before posting that?  Or maybe you stole TO's sharpie and sniffed it really good. 

Walker has the best QB in the league yet he's not leading the league or even the conference in yards, catches or TD's.  He ranks behind TO in all 3 categories.  Oh, there is one category he is leading in though.....Fumbles and fumbles lost.  Congrats on that.   

You then go on to say that if Walker had a QB like McNabb, he'd be in the same league as Owens and Moss.  Are you saying that McNabb is better than Favre?  Because I know you're not trying to say that Walker is better than Owens or Moss. 

Walker is having a fine year.  He's having a breakout year.  But you know what a "breakout year" is?  It's a polite way of saying that a player hasn't done shtein since he's been in the league.  Feel free to come back in a couple of years if Walker makes a couple of pro bowls and is consitantly at the top of the league in terms of production.   

Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 02, 2004, 02:15:03 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on December 02, 2004, 09:40:40 AM
Owens

Own(e)s

Whats the difference? They're both the same. :)

Packfan here made a little Freudian slip that's all.

In the voice of the goalie from slapshot "who ownes the chiefs?"
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 02, 2004, 02:34:29 PM
I would just like to add that I got milk all over my screen when I read the originating post to this thread.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: stillupfront on December 02, 2004, 02:38:26 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 02, 2004, 02:34:29 PM
I would just like to add that I got milk all over my screen when I read the originating post to this thread.

Are you lactating?
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Rome on December 02, 2004, 02:43:02 PM
This thread is positively TATEr-esque.   :P
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 02, 2004, 02:44:26 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on December 02, 2004, 02:38:26 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 02, 2004, 02:34:29 PM
I would just like to add that I got milk all over my screen when I read the originating post to this thread.

Are you lactating?

If taking a sip of a glass of milk and then spitting it onto the screen is "lactating", then yes.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: stillupfront on December 02, 2004, 02:49:52 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 02, 2004, 02:44:26 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on December 02, 2004, 02:38:26 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on December 02, 2004, 02:34:29 PM
I would just like to add that I got milk all over my screen when I read the originating post to this thread.

Are you lactating?

If taking a sip of a glass of milk and then spitting it onto the screen is "lactating", then yes.

lactating

adj : producing or secreting milk; "a wet nurse"; "a wet cow"; "lactating cows" [syn: wet] [ant: dry]
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: methdeez on December 02, 2004, 02:59:57 PM
Completely off topic, but I just saw a job posting for a "Lactation Consultant".
Probably not as fun as it sounds.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on December 02, 2004, 03:20:32 PM
"Lactation consultant" is a euphemism for "unrealistic, insensitive, fascist promoter of breast feeding."

Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on December 02, 2004, 04:00:12 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 07:58:56 AM
Walker is twice the reciever that crybaby ownes is. Brett will show Mccrap how its done. Your team is not nearly as good as the record.  Ownes has 20 yards Mccrap has 150 yards passing with 5 picks. Ahman Green will rush for at least 175 yards and Brett will throw for another 300 and 4 touchdowns. Pack wins 44-10.

i KaNT TypE So I RiGHt ON the ScRen WiT KraYoN.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Yeti on December 02, 2004, 04:02:38 PM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 02, 2004, 04:00:12 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 07:58:56 AM
Walker is twice the reciever that crybaby ownes is. Brett will show Mccrap how its done. Your team is not nearly as good as the record.  Ownes has 20 yards Mccrap has 150 yards passing with 5 picks. Ahman Green will rush for at least 175 yards and Brett will throw for another 300 and 4 touchdowns. Pack wins 44-10.

i KaNT TypE So I RiGHt ON the ScRen WiT KraYoN.

:-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 02, 2004, 04:13:56 PM
Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 02, 2004, 04:00:12 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 07:58:56 AM
Walker is twice the reciever that crybaby ownes is. Brett will show Mccrap how its done. Your team is not nearly as good as the record.  Ownes has 20 yards Mccrap has 150 yards passing with 5 picks. Ahman Green will rush for at least 175 yards and Brett will throw for another 300 and 4 touchdowns. Pack wins 44-10.

i KaNT TypE So I RiGHt ON the ScRen WiT KraYoN.

;D :-D ;D :-D
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:01:29 PM
I don't know how any of you "football fans" and I use that term loosely can say that Mccrap is better than Brett...sorry its just not true. Now lets move on to Running backs....Green is so much better than whats his name....hmm....oh yeah Westbrook. Our D has been gang busters the last six weeks...we took it too not only the Rams who are supposed to have the greatest show on turf :-D but we also shut down the vikings who are supposed to have such a great offense  :-D  Now we come to philly which only has a half assed quaterback with a criminal WR.  I just cannot wait till Grady Jackson levals Mcnabb. :yay
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Yeti on December 02, 2004, 05:09:13 PM
New Game.
Find the mistakes.  Include punctuation, spelling and caps.
I forgot, how many mistakes in one paragraph qualifys as a retard again?



Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:01:29 PM
I don't know how any of you "football fans" and I use that term loosely can say that Mccrap is better than Brett...sorry its just not true. Now lets move on to Running backs....Green is so much better than whats his name....hmm....oh yeah Westbrook. Our D has been gang busters the last six weeks...we took it too not only the Rams who are supposed to have the greatest show on turf :-D but we also shut down the vikings who are supposed to have such a great offense  :-D  Now we come to philly which only has a half assed quaterback with a criminal WR.  I just cannot wait till Grady Jackson levals Mcnabb. :yay

Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on December 02, 2004, 05:16:23 PM
Quote from: Yeti on December 02, 2004, 05:09:13 PM
New Game.
Find the mistakes.  Include punctuation, spelling and caps.
I forgot, how many mistakes in one paragraph qualifys as a retard again?



Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:01:29 PM
I don't know how any of you "football fans" and I use that term loosely can say that Mccrap is better than Brett...sorry its just not true. Now lets move on to Running backs....Green is so much better than whats his name....hmm....oh yeah Westbrook. Our D has been gang busters the last six weeks...we took it too not only the Rams who are supposed to have the greatest show on turf :-D but we also shut down the vikings who are supposed to have such a great offense  :-D  Now we come to philly which only has a half assed quaterback with a criminal WR.  I just cannot wait till Grady Jackson levals Mcnabb. :yay



I don't know.  I'm just amazed he figured out how to use the symbols.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: MURP on December 02, 2004, 05:18:54 PM
make sure you fudgepacker fans have Baby Bretts pain pills ready when he comes crawling back to Green Gay after Rayburns has him eating mud.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:22:25 PM
Mcnabb est un retard et ainsi est tout le vous des ventilateurs
d'aigle.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: hbionic on December 02, 2004, 05:23:34 PM
Kearse has some rape dollars he's goin'na cash in. Beware.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: MURP on December 02, 2004, 05:24:21 PM
Brett Favre es un homo que hace estallar de la píldora que aspira las tuercas de Madden.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Wingspan on December 02, 2004, 05:24:29 PM
mangez la merde, cerveau de fromage.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:28:59 PM
Quote from: MURP on December 02, 2004, 05:24:21 PM
Brett Favre es un homo que hace estallar de la píldora que aspira las tuercas de Madden.

Brett Favre he is homo that explodes of the pill that inhales the nuts of Madden.

Wow thats insightful...typical Philly fans.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: methdeez on December 02, 2004, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:22:25 PM
Mcnabb est un retard et ainsi est tout le vous des ventilateurs
d'aigle.
Jwalk, all I ask is that you come back to this board on Monday, OK?
Deliver on that promise, and you have my respect.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:31:20 PM
Quote from: methdeez on December 02, 2004, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:22:25 PM
Mcnabb est un retard et ainsi est tout le vous des ventilateurs
d'aigle.
Jwalk, all I ask is that you come back to this board on Monday, OK?
Deliver on that promise, and you have my respect.
Ok....Win Loose or Tie I will come back.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Yeti on December 02, 2004, 05:32:15 PM
Quote from: MURP on December 02, 2004, 05:24:21 PM

Brett Favre he is homo that explodes of the pill that inhales the nuts of Madden.


You kiddin me, its farging brillant.

Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: sallad selgae on December 02, 2004, 05:35:11 PM
Is that a haiku????
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Eagles_Legendz on December 02, 2004, 05:37:24 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:28:59 PM
Quote from: MURP on December 02, 2004, 05:24:21 PM
Brett Favre es un homo que hace estallar de la píldora que aspira las tuercas de Madden.

Brett Favre he is homo that explodes of the pill that inhales the nuts of Madden.

Wow thats insightful...typical Philly fans.

Want a cookie?
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 02, 2004, 05:56:35 PM
How can we possibly take you seriously when you call McNabb McCrap. Grow up, learn the game of football, take some grammar lessons....then maybe you'll be taken a tad bit more seriously.

Nothing like a boring, illiterate troll to end the day.  ::)
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: MURP on December 02, 2004, 05:58:15 PM
(http://philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/HPCNECBCDLKN/GB_PHI665_DH.jpg)


(http://philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/OGHGPCKFDLKN/GB_PHI_146_JB.jpg)
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 02, 2004, 05:59:14 PM
It was destiny for the Green Bay Favres.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 02, 2004, 06:01:09 PM
Quote from: MURP on December 02, 2004, 05:58:15 PM
(http://philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/HPCNECBCDLKN/GB_PHI665_DH.jpg)

Thrash even points to the sky when he doesn't make a play. 
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: MURP on December 02, 2004, 06:01:51 PM
and grabs his nuts at the same time.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: MDS on December 02, 2004, 06:06:53 PM
This thread is a riot. Please let this jwalker guy keep posting here, he cracks me up.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: stillupfront on December 02, 2004, 06:27:50 PM
Owens is a criminal because he speaks his mind and celebrates TD's.

Favre is a god but he is an admitted drug abuser.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: mussa on December 02, 2004, 06:42:20 PM
He said Brett was the best QB in football, hah.

Im not gonna say Donovan is, but Peyton Mannings got my vote. 
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: stillupfront on December 02, 2004, 06:44:34 PM
Everyone must now ignore the illiterate child
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 02, 2004, 06:47:05 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on December 02, 2004, 06:44:34 PM
Everyone must now ignore the illiterate child

awwwwwwwww, but it was just getting fun!
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: General_Failure on December 02, 2004, 06:51:14 PM
Quote from: stillupfront on December 02, 2004, 06:44:34 PM
Everyone must now ignore the illiterate child

This is the voice of reason. You animals see what we've been reduced to around here?!
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on December 02, 2004, 07:36:03 PM
Forgive me, boardmates, but I just can't resist working on this red-headed stepchild.

Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:01:29 PM...we also shut down the vikings who are supposed to have such a great offense

You are a total riot, dude, and I'm amused that you would even have the nerve to bring up the Vkinings, who hung 31 points on your defense. Do you consider that "shut down?" And Minnesota didn't even have Randy Moss in that game. Take a look at the score of the Eagles-Vikings game this year. Yep, 27-16. And that was WITH Moss on their team. Your idiocy is truly laughable.

Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Geowhizzer on December 02, 2004, 08:01:24 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 08:10:37 AM
Ok I will give it to you guys that Walker has an advantage that Owens doesnt. Walker has the best QB in the game throwing him the ball. If Walker had an average quaterback such as mcnabb he would be in the same league as Owens and for that matter Moss. You guys got me there

When was Peyton Manning traded to the Packers?
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 02, 2004, 08:16:09 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:31:20 PM
Quote from: methdeez on December 02, 2004, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:22:25 PM
Mcnabb est un retard et ainsi est tout le vous des ventilateurs
d'aigle.
Jwalk, all I ask is that you come back to this board on Monday, OK?
Deliver on that promise, and you have my respect.
Ok....Win Loose or Tie I will come back.

And when you do come crawling back to our house with your tail between your legs, remember to leave the following excuses at the door:
-- The Refs were against you
-- Deceased relatives
-- Sick relatives
-- Your Defensive Coordinator sucks
-- Green fumbles
-- The Pharmacy was out of Vicodin
-- Any scenario with the word 'if' involved


A simple 'good game' or 'yes, you indeed are and have been the superior team for some time' will suffice. Thank you  :)
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 02, 2004, 10:39:04 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on December 02, 2004, 08:16:09 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:31:20 PM
Quote from: methdeez on December 02, 2004, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:22:25 PM
Mcnabb est un retard et ainsi est tout le vous des ventilateurs
d'aigle.
Jwalk, all I ask is that you come back to this board on Monday, OK?
Deliver on that promise, and you have my respect.
Ok....Win Loose or Tie I will come back.

And when you do come crawling back to our house with your tail between your legs, remember to leave the following excuses at the door:
-- The Refs were against you
-- Deceased relatives
-- Sick relatives
-- Your Defensive Coordinator sucks
-- Green fumbles
-- The Pharmacy was out of Vicodin
-- Any scenario with the word 'if' involved


A simple 'good game' or 'yes, you indeed are and have been the superior team for some time' will suffice. Thank you  :)
SD you forgot the "They had to play on a short week" whine
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 02, 2004, 11:22:15 PM
jwalk did you just say you shut down the Vikes? Are you kidding me?  :crazy :crazy :crazy You gave up over 30pts at home to them!!

Tell Brett to take up vicodin again, he is gonna need it after sunday.

One question for you. Would Favre have made 200 consecutive starts without his handy dandy pills?
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Don Ho on December 03, 2004, 02:45:35 AM
Yippie!! I can't wait for another 15 minute pregame giz fest Bret Favre introduction on Sunday.  My god you would have thought Favre showed up by himself to play the Rams on Monday Night by all the pre game hoopla.  Nuff already.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: shorebird on December 03, 2004, 04:46:28 AM
I think it's time to visit the Packers site and see if they're all like that over there. >:D
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on December 03, 2004, 07:29:09 AM
I think that site has only 5 regular posters. And at least 3 of them are from this board.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: henchmanUK on December 03, 2004, 08:54:27 AM
 :-D This thread is THE BEST! jwalkrulz RULZ!
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: sallad selgae on December 03, 2004, 11:04:30 AM
Perhaps we need to send Mr. Rulz a ticket to the game and seat him behind Die Hard.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: phillywin2k5 on December 03, 2004, 11:23:07 AM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 07:58:56 AM
Walker is twice the reciever that crybaby ownes is. Brett will show Mccrap how its done. Your team is not nearly as good as the record.  Ownes has 20 yards Mccrap has 150 yards passing with 5 picks. Ahman Green will rush for at least 175 yards and Brett will throw for another 300 and 4 touchdowns. Pack wins 44-10.

put the pipe down slowly and step away from the keyboard.  :evil
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PhillyGreen on December 03, 2004, 01:17:22 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 05:01:29 PM
I don't know how any of you "football fans" and I use that term loosely can say that Mccrap is better than Brett...sorry its just not true. Now lets move on to Running backs....Green is so much better than whats his name....hmm....oh yeah Westbrook. Our D has been gang busters the last six weeks...we took it too not only the Rams who are supposed to have the greatest show on turf :-D but we also shut down the vikings who are supposed to have such a great offense  :-D  Now we come to philly which only has a half assed quaterback with a criminal WR.  I just cannot wait till Grady Jackson levals Mcnabb. :yay

Ummm let me see how can I nicely put this.....Hey Stupid...

I would not brag about a defense and use the Rams as the measuring stick.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/nfl/boxscores/2004/11/29/1258_boxscore.html

The Packers gave up 500 yards of total offense

Isaac Bruce Torched you for 170 yards receiving. 4 receivers got over 50 yards receiving.

When you get done watching the cartoon channel go and ask daddy if he can explain what a defense is supposed to do. I think you were misinformed. You think giving up a lot of yards means a good defense.

Oh and if Martz had half a brain the Rams would have put 30 up on the Packers
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Yeti on December 03, 2004, 05:43:47 PM
Mr "Rulz" has left the building!
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: T_Section224 on December 03, 2004, 06:00:44 PM
I kind of miss him, he was pretty funny.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: GreenSilver on December 03, 2004, 06:25:31 PM
¡Él es bueno para los muchos de risas!  :-D


He is good for a lot of laughs!   :-D
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: methdeez on December 03, 2004, 06:31:43 PM
He said he'd be back...
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: RomeyRome on December 03, 2004, 07:25:15 PM
Almost any team can take a couple positions and compare them with other teams at that position and win that argument.  But it's about TEAMS not position by position.  Eagles have a better team, period.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 04, 2004, 06:33:55 PM
FYI there is a great show on ESPN Classic about Brett  :)
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 04, 2004, 06:41:48 PM
Isn't that the channel where they talk about old people? 
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 04, 2004, 06:43:41 PM
quote author=Sgt PSN link=topic=13135.msg220666#msg220666 date=1102203708]
Isn't that the channel where they talk about old people?
Quote

NO legends!!!
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 04, 2004, 06:45:04 PM
That's what I'm going to refer to the expired milk in my fridge as from now on.  It's no longer old or passed it's prime.  It's a legend. 
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: MDS on December 04, 2004, 06:45:29 PM
Is it classic Favre games where he ODed at halftime from poppin pills?
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 05, 2004, 03:58:37 PM
With Viqueens going down and only a few short hours until the Eagles get the beat down it is a good day.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on December 05, 2004, 06:07:48 PM
I nominate this for thread of the year!  :D
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: jwalkrulz84 on December 05, 2004, 06:18:33 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on December 05, 2004, 06:07:48 PM
I nominate this for thread of the year!  :D

Thanks man!!! I like my crow meduim well.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: shorebird on December 05, 2004, 07:13:16 PM
Talk about an asswhippin'!! This is liable to be the game that sends Favre into retirement.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 05, 2004, 07:54:26 PM
QuoteThe Pack will take it to Philly

:-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 05, 2004, 07:57:10 PM
(http://re2.mm-b.yimg.com/image/780802900)

Crow.  It's what's for dinner. 
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 03:13:58 PM
A guest was viewing this topic and I'm glad I took a few minutes to glance through it because this thread contains quite possibly the funniest thing ever posted here. 

Quote from: Eagles_Legendz on December 02, 2004, 04:00:12 PM
Quote from: jwalkrulz84 on December 02, 2004, 07:58:56 AM
Walker is twice the reciever that crybaby ownes is. Brett will show Mccrap how its done. Your team is not nearly as good as the record. Ownes has 20 yards Mccrap has 150 yards passing with 5 picks. Ahman Green will rush for at least 175 yards and Brett will throw for another 300 and 4 touchdowns. Pack wins 44-10.

i KaNT TypE So I RiGHt ON the ScRen WiT KraYoN.

Even after all this time, it's still funny.  :-D 
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 15, 2006, 04:26:32 PM
Will March 1st get here already.
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on February 15, 2006, 04:28:33 PM
Makes a great avatar, too.

(http://www.susbirder.com/susky/images/crayonavatar.jpg)
Title: Re: The Pack will take it to Philly
Post by: Sgt PSN on February 15, 2006, 04:29:15 PM
Excellent!