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Title: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 29, 2004, 03:56:06 PM
Since I noticed several others find this to be the best Christmas movie ever, I think we should dedicate a thread to it.

I discovered the greatness of this movie my freshman year in high school (1993). Me and my friends would watch it every year. And I would watch it everytime it came on TV. It even got me in trouble during football practice one day.

We're standing in the huddle waiting for our coach to decide what play he wants us to run next. My best friends looks at me and says in a perfect Uncle Louis voice,  "Bethany, you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant".

I started laughing uncontrollably. My coach hears it and decides that I should suffer for laughing in the huddle. So Aunt Bethany's line cost me a trip around the huge ass practice complex...and I had to count the steps and report them to the coach when I got back (1,756 of them by the way).

(http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/68/47/01m.jpg)

My two favorite quotes:

QuoteWhere do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny farging Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of iceholes this side of the nuthouse

QuoteHey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shtein he is. Hallelujah. Holy shtein. Where's the Tylenol?

All hail the great Clark W. Griswold :evil
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 29, 2004, 03:58:53 PM
Chevy Chase's Vacation rants (one per movie) are farging classic.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: hbionic on November 29, 2004, 03:59:26 PM
My favorite is when that lady behind the counter says her name I think and he says, 'no shtein'. Classic! :yay

You may note that I do tend to forget things and it could be something totally different as far as what she says....
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: MURP on November 29, 2004, 04:00:05 PM
my favorite part of the movie is by far Randy Quaid at dinner when the dog is belching and puking under the table.  I almost died of a stroke the first time i heard it. 
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 29, 2004, 04:04:10 PM
How could I forget Eddie standing at the curb..."shteinters full"...with a can of Meister Brau in his hand in his bathrobe and one of those funky redneck hats.

Classic.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Wingspan on November 29, 2004, 04:08:46 PM
PLAY BALL!
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Father Demon on November 29, 2004, 04:17:25 PM
"Eddie, I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow morning with my head stapled to the carpet."

:-D


By far, my favorite Christmas movie.  We watch it as a family every year.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Syracuse on November 29, 2004, 04:42:37 PM
Neighbor- "Hey, Griswold, where are you going to put a tree that big?"
Clark- "Bend over and I'll show you."

There are sooooooooooooo many, that movie is farging great.
Eddie and that dog are hilarious.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 29, 2004, 04:44:14 PM
I'm about to watch it...lol. I think I'm bringing it to the gym where I will go on the elliptical and watch it on there...lol
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: BigEd76 on November 29, 2004, 04:50:03 PM
Great Xmas movie...and IMO the best of the Chase "Lampoon" movies...

Love the part at the end after Clark announces the bonus and SWAT raids the house and they tell everyone to freeze.....and she has her hands on his crotch.  :-D  In comes the boss' wife, they shake hands.....and the hand goes right back to the crotch...  :-D
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Yeti on November 29, 2004, 05:30:51 PM
QuoteEddie: "Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career."
Clark: "College?"
Eddie: "Carnival."
Clark: "You got to be proud."
Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?"
Clark: "No."
Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook."
   
:-D :-D

I don't like Chevy Chase, but NLCV is a classic.  Another CC movie we like in the Yeti house is "Funny Farm".  If you never saw it and you like Christmas Vacation, it is a must rent.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Reidme on November 29, 2004, 06:08:51 PM
I love the senile Aunt and Uncle who wrap up the jello mold and the cat as presents. When that box with the cat starts jumping around, thats fargin funny.



Clark to Cousin Eddie:

Quote"May I refill your egg nog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?"

Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on November 29, 2004, 07:56:06 PM
That's the quote I was just thinking of, Reidme. Chevy has the best way of delivering stuff like that.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 29, 2004, 08:44:14 PM
Best two lines in the movie:

QuoteWhere do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny farging Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of iceholes this side of the nuthouse.

QuoteHey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shtein he is. Hallelujah. Holy shtein. Where's the Tylenol?
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Butchers Bill on November 29, 2004, 08:48:55 PM
Cousin Eddie draining the chemical toilet in the storm drain:

Quote
shteinters full!

:-D
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 30, 2004, 08:26:45 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on November 29, 2004, 08:44:14 PM
Best two lines in the movie:

QuoteWhere do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny farging Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of iceholes this side of the nuthouse.

QuoteHey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shtein he is. Hallelujah. Holy shtein. Where's the Tylenol?

that's why phreak posted them in his first post.  :P
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 30, 2004, 08:28:11 AM
I don't read very well.  Remember, I went to Council Rock and then Penn State.  It's a miracle I have a job.   ;)
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PhillyGirl on November 30, 2004, 08:31:18 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on November 30, 2004, 08:28:11 AM
I don't read very well.  Remember, I went to Council Rock and then Penn State.  It's a miracle I have a job.   ;)

With those 2 schools, its a miracle you can even type. >:D
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 30, 2004, 08:33:24 AM
i aghhfrrweee
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on November 30, 2004, 08:39:18 AM
 :-D @ FF


(http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_12_Days_of_Christmas/images/National_Lampoon's_Christmas_Vacation_2.jpg)

(http://flowers.canoe.ca/Lifewise2ChristmasFeaturesImages/021223_meetcast-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 30, 2004, 08:42:38 AM
I refuse to watch Christmas Vacation 2.  Just a disgrace that they would even make it.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on November 30, 2004, 08:42:53 AM
Quote from: MURP on November 29, 2004, 04:00:05 PM
my favorite part of the movie is by far Randy Quaid at dinner when the dog is belching and puking under the table.  I almost died of a stroke the first time i heard it. 

"That's just Snot yacking on a bone. There...he got it."
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Yeti on November 30, 2004, 08:56:18 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on November 30, 2004, 08:31:18 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on November 30, 2004, 08:28:11 AM
I don't read very well.  Remember, I went to Council Rock and then Penn State.  It's a miracle I have a job.   ;)

With those 2 schools, its a miracle you can even type. >:D

Hey, tack it eazy on the Council Rock bashing.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: MadMarchHare on November 30, 2004, 11:23:28 AM
Yeah, my uncle was the head of the math dept there! >:(
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on November 30, 2004, 01:03:33 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on November 30, 2004, 11:23:28 AM
Yeah, my uncle was the head of the math dept there! >:(

Your uncle isn't Mr. Adler, is it?  He was my Calculus teacher senior year.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on November 30, 2004, 01:46:45 PM
To me this isn't just the best Christmas movie ever it is one of the best comdies.  I need to go out and purchase it soon.
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Post by: PhillyGirl on November 30, 2004, 01:49:21 PM
Quote from: drunkmasterflex on November 30, 2004, 01:46:45 PM
To me this isn't just the best Christmas movie ever it is one of the best comdies.  I need to go out and purchase it soon.

I just watched 35 minutes of it while on the treadmill at the gym...lol. I totally forgot about the part at the beginning for some reason. I love when Chevy Chase is going to bed and is sticking to the magazine (from the pine tar) and then after kissing his wife goodnight, gets her hair stuck in his hand and then the lamp after he turns it off....lmfao
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 19, 2005, 05:07:20 PM
Tis the season, bitches.

I wanted to buy this movie when I was in Best Buy today and they didn't have it. What a crock o shtein.
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Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 19, 2005, 05:10:50 PM
I watched it yesterday instead of going out to watch the Eagles game.  It was a good decision.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: SunMo on December 19, 2005, 05:11:42 PM
i love it, it's the best Xmas movie out there.

Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Butchers Bill on December 19, 2005, 05:13:16 PM
My team had a little Christmas party at work today and we watached it...no matter how many times I've seen it I still laugh when Cousin Eddie says "shteinter was full!".

Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: SunMo on December 19, 2005, 05:15:25 PM
"Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
"Bend over and I'll show you."
"You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold."
"I wasn't talking to you."

ha!
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: BigEd76 on December 19, 2005, 05:18:44 PM
It was on NBC last night, Jay.  I have the DVD though....  :)
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 19, 2005, 05:32:19 PM
I missed it last night. :(

I wanted to get the DVD today but all they had at the BB was Christmas Vacation 2. I didn't even know they made a 2!! It didn't look good and probably sucks likes most sequels do.

CV and Its A Wonderful Life are two movies I have to see each year multiple times.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Tomahawk on December 19, 2005, 05:33:14 PM
The best Christmas movie is A Christmas Story in which all the kid wants for Christmas is a Red Ryder BB Gun.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Butchers Bill on December 19, 2005, 05:36:34 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 19, 2005, 05:33:14 PM
The best Christmas movie is A Christmas Carol in which all the kid wants for Christmas is a Red Ryder BB Gun.

I think thats "A Christmas Story".  It was great until TBS started playing it a bazillion times a year.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Tomahawk on December 19, 2005, 05:37:12 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on December 19, 2005, 05:36:34 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 19, 2005, 05:33:14 PM
The best Christmas movie is A Christmas Carol in which all the kid wants for Christmas is a Red Ryder BB Gun.

I think thats "A Christmas Story".  It was great until TBS started playing it a bazillion times a year.

That's what I meant to type, but, alas, I am a retard.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 19, 2005, 05:59:10 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 19, 2005, 05:37:12 PM
That's what I meant to type, but, alas, I am a retard.

Anyone who thinks that "Christmas Story" flick is better than NLCV is a retard.  I agree.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: rjs246 on December 19, 2005, 05:59:13 PM
Quote from: Butchers Bill on December 19, 2005, 05:36:34 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on December 19, 2005, 05:33:14 PM
The best Christmas movie is A Christmas Carol in which all the kid wants for Christmas is a Red Ryder BB Gun.

I think thats "A Christmas Story".  It was great until TBS started playing it a bazillion times a year.

I agree with both assessments.
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Post by: LBIggle on December 19, 2005, 06:19:03 PM
i love the sledding scene. there's a second?  odd. never heard of it.

funny farm is definately funnier thou.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: MDS on December 19, 2005, 06:44:44 PM
Everyone should get The Hebrew Hammer, if you want to talk about a holiday movie.

Or, watch the latest season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's filled with loads of jew humor that most gentiles wont get.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: SunMo on December 19, 2005, 08:03:02 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 19, 2005, 06:44:44 PM
Everyone should get The Hebrew Hammer, if you want to talk about a holiday movie.

Or, watch the latest season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's filled with loads of jew humor that most gentiles wont get.

the all time greatest holiday episode was when Larry hired the live nativity scene and got into a fight with Joseph
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Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2006, 09:32:15 AM
It's that time again, kiddies.

QuoteHey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shtein he is. Hallelujah. Holy shtein. Where's the Tylenol?
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Post by: Butchers Bill on December 08, 2006, 09:46:55 AM
Ha!

Quote
Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 08, 2006, 11:56:05 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 08, 2006, 09:32:15 AM
It's that time again, kiddies.

Hell yes.

"Can't see the line, can ya Russ?"
"Nope."
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 24, 2008, 11:53:26 AM
Watched it again last night.

Solid gold.
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Post by: shorebird on December 24, 2008, 01:37:24 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on November 30, 2004, 08:42:53 AM
Quote from: MURP on November 29, 2004, 04:00:05 PM
my favorite part of the movie is by far Randy Quaid at dinner when the dog is belching and puking under the table.  I almost died of a stroke the first time i heard it. 

"That's just Snot yacking on a bone. There...he got it."


Luv that part. Especially when the table is shaking and all the plates and silverware are clinkin'.

Friggen' hilarious.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: shorebird on December 24, 2008, 01:42:54 PM
(http://content8.flixster.com/photo/63/91/13/6391130_tml.jpg)
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 24, 2008, 01:56:02 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 24, 2008, 11:53:26 AM
Watched it again last night.

Solid gold.

Hit it up Saturday.  It doesn't feel like Christmas until the shteinter's full.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: SunMo on December 25, 2008, 01:36:18 PM
Watching it right now...

"I don't know Margo!"
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 25, 2008, 03:43:57 PM
I've watched it twice this season.  I am texting back all the losers texting "Merry Christmas" with "The shteinter was full!"
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Post by: General_Failure on December 25, 2008, 10:55:11 PM
I got it on DVD for Christmas. Go me!
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: Diomedes on December 25, 2008, 11:23:50 PM
Not nearly as cool as what I got.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: General_Failure on December 25, 2008, 11:34:17 PM
Yeah, but I wouldn't want a hummer from my dad anyway.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on December 26, 2008, 10:23:45 AM
Quote from: General_Failure on December 25, 2008, 11:34:17 PM
Yeah, but I wouldn't want a hummer from my dad anyway.

Even if he used your new :CF t-shirt to clean it up?
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Post by: General_Failure on December 26, 2008, 10:26:34 AM
He was actually using my mom's old :CF t-shirt to clean up expanding foam in the roof rafters just the other day.
Title: Re: Honoring The Greatness Of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2011, 08:35:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M55m81BWdBc

GOAT