http://www.siscom.net/~petreman/lipsync.avi (http://www.siscom.net/~petreman/lipsync.avi)
or
http://www.reyox.net/lipsync.avi (http://www.reyox.net/lipsync.avi)
(Right-click and save)
On Saturday Night Live, most musical guests play 2 songs. The first one was the song played on pop radio 13472108973280 times a day, "Pieces of Me". When it was time for her second song, the band started to play the 2nd song and she began to dance, then all of a sudden it's her voice singing "Pieces of Me" again......but she wasn't singing! :paranoid :-D The sound crew quickly turns the vocals down, then she panics and just does a jig on stage as her band continues to play "Pieces of Me" again. She didn't know what to do, so she just walks off stage! After 30 seconds of the band playing, they cut to commercial.
At the end of the show (not seen in the clip), she blames everything on her band playing the wrong song.... :-D :-D :-D :-D
Was this live tonight? :o
Yep!
Here's the ending:
http://www.askross.com/Ashlee.avi
Thats just pathetic. :boo
Pretty funny...but I'm not sure her career ever really started to begin with. As a matter of fact, this thread might end up being longer than her career.
I'm only getting sound, no video. :-\
It's like the scene in "Casablanca" where Louis raids Rick's casino and says:
"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"
:-D
No talent bimbos are cool. :evil
PS: I'd still spank that ass pink. >:D
One other thing... I'd be willing to bet a dollar that the whole thing was a planned publicity stunt. :P
Milli Vinilli Part II
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 24, 2004, 10:25:46 AM
I'm only getting sound, no video. :-\
Try this one:
http://www.defiantlydigital.com/junk/ashlee_snl.wmv (http://www.defiantlydigital.com/junk/ashlee_snl.wmv)
:-D :-D :-D
Thanks Ed. Ya gotta wonder why the band just didn't stop playing when they saw her stop and walk off stage. It looked like 2 of the guitar players were trying to keep from laughing.
nice find ed.
looks like the band hit the pot brownies alittle too hard that night.
Awsome video. No talent ass clowns deserve things like that.
Quote from: mussa on October 24, 2004, 05:43:40 PM
looks like the band hit the pot brownies alittle too hard that night.
It wasn't the band's fault. I highly doubt the plan was to perform the same song twice.
BTW, her career over? LMGDAO. There are many performers that pretty much never sing "live" (including the most recently infamous for it, Britney). No way this sinks her.
Well, okay. If Ashlee can't sing, dance OR sing...or even look good on stage...where does that leave her?
(there's a good Tom Petty joke in there someplace, but I like Tom...so I won't go there).
And the funny-as-hell-kick-ass remix of her blunder:
Ashlee (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=eb_ashlee_sax.wmv)
:-D
I her career were really over, I'd get to see her in hard core porn flicks. Or on a sappy memorial show after her plane goes down. Sadly, neither has happened. She'll keep shilling to the idiots, they'll lap it up, and the circle of life goes round and round.
this has nothing to do with ashlee simpson but i didn't know where else to post it.
(http://www.pro-gamers.org/pics/dummeskind.gif)
This pathetic little runt's parents probably talk about the kid with language like "miracle" and "unique."
Quote from: Diomedes on October 25, 2004, 12:29:44 PM
This pathetic little runt's parents probably talk about the kid with language like "miracle" and "unique."
Yeah, what's wrong with them! They ought to just browbeat and denigrate the kid so he grows up to be irreversibly cynical and bitter. Stupid loving parents.
Or maybe just somewhere in between the uber-narcissistic child-worship which rules our day, and the abuse you seem to think I advocate. Stupid people.
Me so uber stupid.
And what's up with "uber?" Not just to you Dio, but, man...people have been tossing that around quite a bit. It's uber-annoying me, and uber over-played.
Hey, kids are great and we live in a tough world. I'd rather parents err on the side of giving their kids too much credit than not enough. There are enough lousy people in the world as it is.
Quote from: Zanshin on October 25, 2004, 12:55:54 PM
And what's up with "uber?" Not just to you Dio, but, man...people have been tossing that around quite a bit. It's uber-annoying me, and uber over-played.
When it doubt, blame CounterStrike.
Quote from: Zanshin on October 25, 2004, 12:55:54 PMAnd what's up with "uber?" Not just to you Dio, but, man...people have been tossing that around quite a bit. It's uber-annoying me, and uber over-played.
In these times of strike first to protect the "homeland", of France hating, of secret detentions and library record checking, all things German are doing pretty well. Soon we'll just call him Herr Bush. Easier for the neocons to pronounce than that long, multi-syllabic fancy pants elitist "P" word.
last comment on the farging children:
I'm tired of baby worship. Pregnant chicks don't deserve special parking spots. Having a "baby on board" your farging suburban tank gives you no more right to safety than anyone else on the road. Your screaming child at the booth next to me is not acceptable, and no kids don't do that. Not every kid is a potential Einstein..more like potential gas huffers. You don't want your kid to watch porn, watch your kid. I'm sick of being held responsible for everyone elses farging glorified pets.
There's nothing quite so pathetic as watching yuppie parents chasing their little waterhead miracle children around, ready to catch them lest they bump their precious head in the grass.
Farg the children.
lol...not that you care, but I don't think you're a bad guy; but you do come off as strangely ridiculous sometimes. So, your plan is for a nine-month pregant women to hoof it with groceries to her car? For parents to instill limitations in their kids? For kids not to go to the McDonalds you happen to be at? To encourage the random head splatter on a playground? Come on.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 24, 2004, 02:08:00 PM
:-D :-D :-D
Thanks Ed. Ya gotta wonder why the band just didn't stop playing when they saw her stop and walk off stage. It looked like 2 of the guitar players were trying to keep from laughing.
Somebody had to do something...LOL. They couldn't just stand there. They adapted and overecame, Jarine...you of all people should have noticed that...LOL
QuotePregnant chicks don't deserve special parking spots.
While the rest of your post is utter hogwash, this is actually a good point. I can also say the same for handicapped spaces.
Consider how those special blue parking spots got started. They were made to be extra-big, so that people in specially equipped vehicles could get their wheelchairs loaded and unloaded. They are a real requirement for those who can't use regular-sized spaces.
Somewhere along the line, the blue spaces became desireable by people who have lesser problems. Have an arthritic knee? Sure - you get a special space! How many times have you seen people - with the proper placarding and all - get out of a car and walk,
normally, into a store? That just makes me want to go Yeti from my driver's seat.
How people use them, and the intent, are differnt things, though.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on October 25, 2004, 01:27:21 PM
How many times have you seen people - with the proper placarding and all - get out of a car and walk, normally, into a store?
Just yell at them "Hey limpy, if you're not handicapped going in you will be comin out."
Quote from: Diomedes on October 25, 2004, 01:16:04 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on October 25, 2004, 12:55:54 PMAnd what's up with "uber?" Not just to you Dio, but, man...people have been tossing that around quite a bit. It's uber-annoying me, and uber over-played.
In these times of strike first to protect the "homeland", of France hating, of secret detentions and library record checking, all things German are doing pretty well. Soon we'll just call him Herr Bush. Easier for the neocons to pronounce than that long, multi-syllabic fancy pants elitist "P" word.
last comment on the farging children:
I'm tired of baby worship. Pregnant chicks don't deserve special parking spots. Having a "baby on board" your farging suburban tank gives you no more right to safety than anyone else on the road. Your screaming child at the booth next to me is not acceptable, and no kids don't do that. Not every kid is a potential Einstein..more like potential gas huffers. You don't want your kid to watch porn, watch your kid. I'm sick of being held responsible for everyone elses farging glorified pets.
There's nothing quite so pathetic as watching yuppie parents chasing their little waterhead miracle children around, ready to catch them lest they bump their precious head in the grass.
Farg the children.
farg children? How 'bout, farg you.
I hope you never have the sure joy of being a father.
Quote from: KoRn on October 25, 2004, 03:08:23 PMfarg children? How 'bout, farg you.
Actually, I really meant: farg
Korn's children. But I guess you figured that out?
Quote from: KoRn on October 25, 2004, 03:08:23 PMI hope you never have the sure joy of being a father.
We can agree on that. If suicide is the ultimate act of narcissism, then breeding surely runs a close second. I'm proud to say that I'll never be like you in that regard. But thanks to people like you and your kids, I may one day blow my brains out, so in the end we all win!!
One can only hope, you farg-tard.
And one can only hope that you're done breeding. Worlds got enough of your kind.
So, hey, how about that Ashlee Simpson?
Dumb waste of skin, she is. No talent ass clown, she is. But man-o-man, does she sell!
lol...you're especially angry today, Dio. Lose the bong or something? The man stick it to you today?
I'm in Dallas.
Quote from: Diomedes on October 25, 2004, 03:35:58 PM
I'm in Dallas.
it should be illegal to be in Dallas and post. ;)
Yeah, that would do it, I guess.
Back to Ashley, after sifting through hundreds of YOU SUCK ASS CRACK WHORE posts on her own message board I found this one I thought was pretty good.......
GIRL U KNOW IT'S GIRL U KNOW IT'S GIRL | Posts (2)
10/25/2004 12:27:21 PM - by Milli_Vanilli_Slut_Bag
girl you know you're through..... OOOHHH OHHH OOOOOHHHH, you are through
Quote from: Yeti on October 25, 2004, 03:59:58 PM
Back to Ashley, after sifting through hundreds of YOU SUCK ASS CRACK WHORE posts on her own message board I found this one I thought was pretty good.......
GIRL U KNOW IT'S GIRL U KNOW IT'S GIRL | Posts (2)
10/25/2004 12:27:21 PM - by Milli_Vanilli_Slut_Bag
girl you know you're through..... OOOHHH OHHH OOOOOHHHH, you are through
lol-- that is the very definition of having too much time on your hands, Yeti.
Way hotter as a blond.
(http://www.thewb.com/THEWB/Images/Dynamic/i42/SV-ASimpson-C_2x3_240.jpg)
the work-over by a top end pro photographer with a fleet of airbrush technicians doesn't hurt, either.
Skanksteria
Whats up with the dwarfish leg action.
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=ashlee+simpson/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=14gdg9jq2/*-http%3A//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/fox/teen_choice_awards_red_carpet_photos/ashlee_simpson/teenchoicem2.jpg)
Quote from: Yeti on October 25, 2004, 05:57:07 PMWhats up with the dwarfish leg action.
Camera angle,? Fashion mistake? Short legs? I say all of the above.
Oh, Yeti finds dwarfish leg action in every pic.
She's not at all attractive, imo.
I'd farg drew barrymore before I'd farg her.
Quote from: hbionic on October 25, 2004, 06:20:41 PM
I'd farg drew barrymore before I'd farg her.
That's not saying much considering you'd farg Drew Henson before her too.
I think he was using his "people I'd farg only when I'm drunk" scale.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 25, 2004, 06:27:27 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 25, 2004, 06:20:41 PM
I'd farg drew barrymore before I'd farg her.
That's not saying much considering you'd farg Drew Henson before her too.
True. :-\ :paranoid
She has a black gel bracelet in that photo.......you know what THAT means........
Uhm...she's part of the Live Weak alliance?
Quote from: Yeti on October 25, 2004, 06:34:21 PM
She has a black gel bracelet in that photo.......you know what THAT means........
She's dating a guy with acid washed jeans and band patches on his denim vest?
That she's a sorry, no talent skank? :sly
no, it means she takes it in the pooper.
I still think I'm right.
Quote from: Yeti on October 25, 2004, 06:36:18 PM
no, it means she takes it in the pooper.
I may have to change my opinion about her then.
She shakes French Hand... no doubt.
Anyone bother to tune in for her performance last night? I know I didn't.
I heard her talking about acid reflux. She's as dingy as her sister, but at least her sister is silly hot. And her boobs are real, according to the acid reflux dimwit.
Quote from: KoRn on October 26, 2004, 10:25:06 AM
I heard her talking about acid reflux. She's as dingy as her sister, but at least her sister is silly hot. And her boobs are real, according to the acid reflux dimwit.
Yep thats what held me back from making it big. ;)
Hasn't she ever heard of (http://www.current.org/cm/cm0307credits.gif)?????
from IMDB
QuoteAshlee Simpson has owned up to lip-syncing, following an embarrassing Saturday night slip-up on live TV. The brunette singer, younger sister of Jessica Simpson, made an appearance on long-running comedy show Saturday Night Live, where she performed her hit single "Pieces Of Me." But when she was due to sing "Autobiography" track later on in the show, a pre-recorded track of her voice singing Pieces of Me began playing while Simpson was holding her microphone to the side and had her mouth closed - forcing her to exit the stage. And while she initially blamed her band for the incident, she now writes on her website that her voice was overworked. She says, "I'll hold my head high and say I think it was silly of me to do it, silly of me to blame the band, I was just so f**king embarrassed. But I don't think it did me much harm, and people will see that soon." A Saturday Night Live spokesperson says Simpson had planned to use a backing track, a common concert aid which allows singers to either mime or sing along with a guide-vocal track, to augment her voice. A statement from Simpson's record label blamed a "computer glitch" which triggered "a cut from her album" to play instead of a drum cue. The blunder has been all the more embarrassing for Simpson, because she recently expressed her disapproval of lip-syncing in an interview with Lucky magazine, explaining, "I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going to let my real talent show, not just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip- sync. It's just not me."
She has labeled everyone that criticized her as an "Ignorant Azz Hat!" ::)
She's not just going to stand there and dance around? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Has she seen the video? (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ashlee-snl.html)
I felt bad for Jude Law, having to comfort that worthless little twit. Poor guy didn't deserve that.
:-D
from imdb.com
QuoteYoung star Ashlee Simpson has been praised by a drug company for raising the profile of acid-reflux disease. The singer blamed "severe acid reflux" for her lip-synch performance on Saturday Night Live last weekend. And the makers of medications Nexium are thrilled with the free promotion. Astrazeneca's David Albaugh tells gossip site The Scoop, "Somebody of her high profile helps raise the profile of the disease. Obviously, it's good to have improved and increased awareness of acid reflux." A spokesperson for Tap - which makes Prevacid - says, "We believe that celebrities who talk about their experience with certain health conditions, such as acid reflux in this case, can help educate people on important health issues, as well as motivate people to talk to their doctors and get properly diagnosed and treated. We wish Ashlee Simpson the very best on her road to relief from acid reflux."
Quote from: MURP on October 28, 2004, 05:34:41 PM
:-D
from imdb.com
QuoteYoung star Ashlee Simpson has been praised by a drug company for raising the profile of acid-reflux disease. The singer blamed "severe acid reflux" for her lip-synch performance on Saturday Night Live last weekend. And the makers of medications Nexium are thrilled with the free promotion. Astrazeneca's David Albaugh tells gossip site The Scoop, "Somebody of her high profile helps raise the profile of the disease. Obviously, it's good to have improved and increased awareness of acid reflux." A spokesperson for Tap - which makes Prevacid - says, "We believe that celebrities who talk about their experience with certain health conditions, such as acid reflux in this case, can help educate people on important health issues, as well as motivate people to talk to their doctors and get properly diagnosed and treated. We wish Ashlee Simpson the very best on her road to relief from acid reflux."
Wow, I've been treated for acid reflux for four years now and never would have guessed that it would become so trendy and newsworthy at some point! :-D
Amazing coincidence....60 Minutes was there last week, filming a piece on how SNL works (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/10/28/60minutes/main652196.shtml) :-D
Almost one year later, and she's getting another shot on SNL tonight.... :boom
Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) is hosting...
How many message boards are you gonna make that post on Ed? Yea, dont think I;m outta the loop on the EMB :-D
Why is this dumb bitch still in the public spotlight?
I'd like to tear out her larynx and stomp on it.
The opening monologue with John Heder was pretty funny.