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Title: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Tomahawk on June 30, 2004, 02:32:26 PM
but also throws a mean punch.

Hit Me Again, Ike, and This Time Put Some Stank On It!!-Tina Turner (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/sports/2001968573_nfl30.html)
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: MURP on June 30, 2004, 02:34:36 PM
we need a special smiley face for these issues that come up about once a month.   :sly
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: General_Failure on June 30, 2004, 03:07:09 PM
How 'bout a mostly red tube with a string on it?
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Diomedes on June 30, 2004, 03:08:07 PM
Put yourself in his shoes:
You're drunk--been out celebrating your 25th Birthday.  You're very drunk..in fact, you're vomiting (http://www.theredzone.org/news/showarticle.asp?ArticleID=1269) in the toilet!  If that's not bad enough, your wife is screaming at you.  Then she hits you.
What are you gonna do?
I'd probably push her out of my way as I headed to bed, too.

Put yourself in her shoes:
You're husband comes home drunk.  Pukes.  So you yell at him while he's....

okay, I guess I can't really put myself in her shoes.  Was she drunk, too?

It's pretty simple: Don't shout at and don't hit your drunk puking husband unless you wanna get smacked.

This story sounds like a classic Non-Story to me.
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Tomahawk on June 30, 2004, 03:15:37 PM
As she is pregnant, I really hope she was not drunk as well.
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Diomedes on June 30, 2004, 03:20:25 PM
Just to be clear, I don't mean to say she was.  I just don't understand what the hell she was thinking.  The dude is PUKING, DRUNK.  She screams at him and hits him.  MMMmkay.  I get that far in the article, and I quickly lose any sympathy for any of the people involved.
Let them whale on each other all day.
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: mussa on June 30, 2004, 03:40:57 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 30, 2004, 03:08:07 PM
Put yourself in his shoes:
You're drunk--been out celebrating your 25th Birthday.  You're very drunk..in fact, you're vomiting (http://www.theredzone.org/news/showarticle.asp?ArticleID=1269) in the toilet!  If that's not bad enough, your wife is screaming at you.  Then she hits you.
What are you gonna do?
I'd probably push her out of my way as I headed to bed, too.

Put yourself in her shoes:
You're husband comes home drunk.  Pukes.  So you yell at him while he's....

okay, I guess I can't really put myself in her shoes.  Was she drunk, too?

It's pretty simple: Don't shout at and don't hit your drunk puking husband unless you wanna get smacked.

This story sounds like a classic Non-Story to me.

your pathetic.  i'd tell her to shut the hell up, then i would pass out and snore the rest of the night and really piss her off.  maybe if the bitch burnt your house down and killed your kids i would smack the shtein out of her.  but yelling and a hit, come on.
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Tomahawk on June 30, 2004, 03:58:34 PM
I don't know. If I'm all loaded and somebody starts smacking me around in the midst of my prayer to the porcelain god, I'd probably be inclined to shove said person away too.

But this is all conjecture as my tolerance to the demon alcohol disallows me from puking.
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Diomedes on June 30, 2004, 04:12:08 PM
I don't care who you are: If you hit me, don't be surprised if I hit you back.  I don't care if you're a woman, and shame on you if you're a pregnant one.  You just might get smacked in return either way.  Equal rights, baby.  Think before you hit someone.

You can't have your cake and eat it, too.

Knock it off with the insults mussa.  Maybe you can play nice like all the other kids in the thread?
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on June 30, 2004, 04:20:29 PM
I agree with you Dio if someone hits me I am inclined to hit them back.  Don't get me wrong I do not condone violence against women...but if they are going to use force they can expect it back.  Hitting someone while drunk and sick is a good way to get hit back.  
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Sgt PSN on June 30, 2004, 04:35:32 PM
Instead of pushing/hitting her I simply would have walked into the bedroom and finished hurling in her shoes and purse.  
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Tomahawk on June 30, 2004, 04:39:55 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 30, 2004, 04:35:32 PM
Instead of pushing/hitting her I simply would have walked into the bedroom and finished hurling in her shoes and purse.  

About 10 years ago a friend of mine got drunker than 10,000 Indians, walked into his parents' bedroom, and pissed at the foot of their bed.  They were under the impression that it did not make a difference that it was a water bed.
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: PhillyGirl on June 30, 2004, 04:55:32 PM
You don't push a pregnant woman, EVER.
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: mussa on June 30, 2004, 05:20:08 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 30, 2004, 04:12:08 PM
I don't care who you are: If you hit me, don't be surprised if I hit you back.  I don't care if you're a woman, and shame on you if you're a pregnant one.  You just might get smacked in return either way.  Equal rights, baby.  Think before you hit someone.

You can't have your cake and eat it, too.

Knock it off with the insults mussa.  Maybe you can play nice like all the other kids in the thread?

ur nothing but a pregnant wife beater Dio.  i'll insult u all i want.   ;)
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 30, 2004, 07:07:44 PM
Since she is carrying a child, I would've had to restrain myself from hitting back. He has to realize that his child's well being is at stake there.

BUT....

The lady has to realize that too. She's pregnant, but yet she's going off on him and hitting him? What if she misses and falls down? Who's fault is it then? Hers.

McMichaels was dumb to hit/push her. But she was just as guilty too. That's why she took a trip to lockup too.
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: General_Failure on June 30, 2004, 07:44:05 PM
You guys are great. "Oh, if I was drunk off my ass and my pregnant wife hit me I would never hit her back!" As if any of you lightweights could manage to get as far as the toilet before you passed out in a puddle of your own vomit.
Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: mussa on June 30, 2004, 11:10:05 PM
i don't puke and havn't in a very long time.  although i'm having a party this saturday and starting around 1-2, so that might be the nite i puke.  i'm due.  hopefully a pregnant chick will be there so i can smack her around.


Title: Re:Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: henchmanUK on July 01, 2004, 07:56:03 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on June 30, 2004, 04:35:32 PM
Instead of pushing/hitting her I simply would have walked into the bedroom and finished hurling in her shoes and purse.  

Now that's the correct answer.
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 12, 2005, 02:14:44 AM
He's arrested again (http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/MIA/8638683)

QuoteMcMichael arrested after alleged altercation   

NFL.com wire reports 

GROVETOWN, Ga. (July 11, 2005) -- Miami Dolphins tight end Randy McMichael is facing charges for the second time in 13 months for allegedly hitting his wife.

McMichael was arrested July 9 in Columbia County after witnesses told police that he had given his wife, Cawanna, a bloody nose.

The 26-year-old McMichael was taken to the Columbia County Detention Center, where he was charged with simple battery and criminal trespass. McMichael was released just before 7 a.m. after posting a $2,200 bond, according to jail records.

According to the police report, McMichael acknowledged he had two glasses of wine and several beers before arguing with his wife, but he refused to take a field Breathalyzer test.

Cawanna McMichael, 22, told police the contact with her husband was an accident as he was throwing some of her belongings out of their 1984 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.

Four witnesses told police they saw McMichael throw his wife from the car. One witness told police he saw the athlete throw his wife away from the vehicle several times, according to the report.

Cawanna McMichael was treated at the scene.

Prosecutors decided not to file charges after McMichael was arrested in June 2004 and accused of hitting his wife. McMichael had been charged with aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, a second-degree felony that is punishable by up to 15 years in prison.

In his third season with the Dolphins in 2004, McMichael caught a career-high 73 passes for 791 yards and four touchdowns
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 12, 2005, 07:13:41 AM
Damn, Phreak...you went Bobby Abreu for this one.

WAY WAY WAY BACK! ;)
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Diomedes on July 12, 2005, 08:11:47 AM
Once again:  I think everyone should beat their pregnant wives.  Especially people in Florida.
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Philly_Crew on July 12, 2005, 08:34:51 AM
Did Cawanna tell you that?
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 12, 2005, 09:30:09 AM
Quote from: Philly_Crew on July 12, 2005, 08:34:51 AM
Did Tawanna tell you that?

Fixed.  :P
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Beermonkey on July 12, 2005, 10:55:34 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 12, 2005, 02:14:44 AM
He's arrested again (http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/MIA/8638683)

QuoteMcMichael arrested after alleged altercation   

NFL.com wire reports 

GROVETOWN, Ga. (July 11, 2005) -- Miami Dolphins tight end Randy McMichael is facing charges for the second time in 13 months for allegedly hitting his wife.

McMichael was arrested July 9 in Columbia County after witnesses told police that he had given his wife, Cawanna, a bloody nose.

The 26-year-old McMichael was taken to the Columbia County Detention Center, where he was charged with simple battery and criminal trespass. McMichael was released just before 7 a.m. after posting a $2,200 bond, according to jail records.

According to the police report, McMichael acknowledged he had two glasses of wine and several beers before arguing with his wife, but he refused to take a field Breathalyzer test.

Cawanna McMichael, 22, told police the contact with her husband was an accident as he was throwing some of her belongings out of their 1984 Cadillac Coupe de Ville.

Four witnesses told police they saw McMichael throw his wife from the car. One witness told police he saw the athlete throw his wife away from the vehicle several times, according to the report.

Cawanna McMichael was treated at the scene.

Prosecutors decided not to file charges after McMichael was arrested in June 2004 and accused of hitting his wife. McMichael had been charged with aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, a second-degree felony that is punishable by up to 15 years in prison.

In his third season with the Dolphins in 2004, McMichael caught a career-high 73 passes for 791 yards and four touchdowns

He made over $350K that year & he has a 1984 Cadillac Coupe de Ville???

Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Diomedes on July 12, 2005, 10:56:04 AM
Hey, what happened to my post?  Too tasteless?
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Tomahawk on July 12, 2005, 12:07:52 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 12, 2005, 10:56:04 AM
Hey, what happened to my post?  Too tasteless?

Is that possible? (Ir)regardless, IM that shtein to me!
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: MURP on July 12, 2005, 12:22:47 PM
i dunno, i didnt do anything to it. 
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Diomedes on July 12, 2005, 12:32:10 PM
Maybe I never hit alt+s

All I said was:  I think everyone should beat their pregnant wives!
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Tomahawk on July 12, 2005, 01:01:58 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 12, 2005, 12:32:10 PM
Maybe I never hit alt+s

All I said was:  I think everyone should beat their pregnant wives!

And then "Farg The Children!!"
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: General_Failure on July 12, 2005, 01:42:21 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 12, 2005, 12:32:10 PM
Maybe I never hit alt+s

All I said was: I think everyone should beat their pregnant wives!

You must not have posted it. That's something I'd normally say.
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Diomedes on July 12, 2005, 04:26:00 PM
I must not have.  I was trying to poke some fun at myself for getting riled up at mussa earlier.  That's what I get for being a jackass.  More evidence that I'm just a jackass.
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Sgt PSN on July 12, 2005, 05:12:27 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 12, 2005, 04:26:00 PM
I must not have. I was trying to poke some fun at myself for getting riled up at mussa earlier. That's what I get for being a jackass. More evidence that I'm just a jackass.

There was already plenty of evidence to get a conviction.  :P
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Diomedes on July 27, 2005, 08:23:16 AM
Dolphins camp must be a hoot these days.  Manual Wright is crying (http://theredzone.org/news/showarticle.asp?ArticleID=2928).  Ricky is returning.  Ronnie Brown is absent and negotiations have stalled.  AJ Feeley is struggling to fight off Gus Ferotte, and Randy McMichael's status (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/football/pro/dolphins/sfl-dolnotes27jul27,0,7611833.story?coll=sfla-dolphins-front) is in question because of his wife smacking habit.  Oh, they've also got a new coach (http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/24/sports/football/24dolphins.html?), and 43 of their players weren't on the team last year.  And don't forget all the new coaches, too.  Looks like David Boston is the most stable character in the whole cast.
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 27, 2005, 08:23:53 AM
lol, thank goodness I also drafted Jermaine Wiggins.  :-D
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: Diomedes on September 10, 2005, 10:18:19 PM
link (http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=11237.20)

QuoteEVANS, Ga. -- Miami Dolphins tight end Randy McMichael pleaded guilty and was sentenced to three months probation on a charge related to a July argument during which police say he gave his wife a bloody nose.

McMichael, 26, of Weston, Fla., entered the plea through his attorney to misdemeanor criminal trespass on Thursday, the Augusta Chronicle reported on its Web site Friday. He did not attend the hearing.

more at link

I love how they tell you how many catches he had at the end of the article, when they should be listing stats for how many clean punches he landed.
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: PhillyGirl on September 10, 2005, 11:40:15 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 27, 2005, 08:23:53 AM
lol, thank goodness I also drafted Jermaine Wiggins.  :-D

:yay :yay :yay
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: PhillyGirl on October 06, 2005, 11:56:58 PM
Beat your wife...get $18 mil (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=pasquarelli_len&id=2182962)
Title: Re: Randy McMichael Not Only Catches Footballs,
Post by: General_Failure on October 07, 2005, 01:25:13 AM
So who's gonna make the joke?