Nice! (http://www.annabenson.net/photo.htm)
post a picture, I can't get through. :-\
Were those the pics from Player Magazine? :)
link doesnt work anymore.
Quote from: MURP on May 03, 2004, 07:20:08 PM
link doesnt work anymore.
what you goin do about al? dont send dan to kill me......
Haha. After Gammons mentioned her site in his column, she probably ran out of bandwidth. :-D
Let's see a picture works...
(http://www.annabenson.net/gallery/flash4.jpg)
(http://www.annabenson.net/gallery/flash6.jpg)
(http://www.annabenson.net/gallery/flash7.jpg)
:drool
It's only a matter of time before she turns into this:
(http://cache.eonline.com/News/Photos/k/kitaen.040402.jpg)
:drool Niiiiiiice.
Eeeeewwwwww, Chuck Finley's ex is just nasty.
She's allllllllllllllllllright. :yay
nice
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on May 05, 2004, 02:32:04 PM
It's only a matter of time before she turns into this:
(http://cache.eonline.com/News/Photos/k/kitaen.040402.jpg)
Quote from: NB on May 05, 2004, 02:56:54 PM
:drool Niiiiiiice.
Eeeeewwwwww, Chuck Finley's ex is just nasty.
Remember, once upon a time, she looked like this:
(http://perso.club-internet.fr/twinpeak/LisaDiNn1-5.jpg)
(http://www.cnnsi.com/baseball/news/2002/04/03/kitean_finley_ap/t1_kitaen-01.jpg)
Conclusive proof that spousal abuse turns people into hungry hungry hippos.
And your point is? Her face was still torn up back then, but she had a nice body and acted like a whore on videos so everyone thought she was sexy.
It was a joke.
Quotecalm down or get help man, it was just an opinion, you know other than yours.
Good advice. Heed your own words.
Quote from: dpierce on May 06, 2004, 09:20:04 AM
It was a joke.
Quotecalm down or get help man, it was just an opinion, you know other than yours.
Good advice. Heed your own words.
Ha Ha, BUUUUUUUUUUURN!
Quote from: Tomahawk on May 06, 2004, 11:25:36 AM
Quote from: dpierce on May 06, 2004, 09:20:04 AM
It was a joke.
Quotecalm down or get help man, it was just an opinion, you know other than yours.
Good advice. Heed your own words.
Ha Ha, BUUUUUUUUUUURN!
(http://63.246.8.173/wwyk/shows/that70s/kelso.jpg)
Quote from: dpierce on May 06, 2004, 09:20:04 AM
It was a joke.
Quotecalm down or get help man, it was just an opinion, you know other than yours.
Good advice. Heed your own words.
I know, I was just tellin it like it is. She is and always was nasty.
Benson's broad on the other hand, niiiice.
not bad. 8)
she's kinda droopy. :-\
Quote from: mhunt on May 07, 2004, 11:12:16 AM
she's kinda droopy. :-\
Here's a better pic of her in the grey with a little more melon control.
(http://www.annabenson.net/gallery/flash1.jpg)
Quote from: chuck_chillout on May 07, 2004, 11:54:38 AM
Quote from: mhunt on May 07, 2004, 11:12:16 AM
she's kinda droopy. :-\
Here's a better pic of her in the grey with a little more melon control.
hmmmmm...i'm still not sure...post a few more! ;D
She looks like she's thinking "anything that goes in my mouth I'm biting off!"
Quote from: General_Failure on May 07, 2004, 02:23:22 PM
She looks like she's thinking "anything that goes in my mouth I'm biting off!"
I'd be ok with throwing caution to the wind in this case.
Sounds like a good chance to test the brand new :CF brand steel reinforced condoms. In between two layers of latex is steel braiding with plenty of flex. That way when you go flat and she's not done you can't fake it just to make her happy.
Quote from: General_Failure on May 07, 2004, 02:52:14 PM
Sounds like a good chance to test the brand new :CF brand steel reinforced condoms. In between two layers of latex is steel braiding with plenty of flex. That way when you go flat and she's not done you can't fake it just to make her happy.
I wouldn't release any of those to the public until the patent application is filed.
You're gonna be rich, GF! :deion
Just as soon as we work out the problem with splinters. :-\
Quote from: General_Failure on May 07, 2004, 03:45:38 PM
Just as soon as we work out the problem with splinters. :-\
That's going to chafe my willy!
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 07, 2004, 03:48:20 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on May 07, 2004, 03:45:38 PM
Just as soon as we work out the problem with splinters. :-\
That's going to chafe my willy!
You can always use a cee-gar...it did wonders for this guy.
(http://www.statenews.com/editionssummer99/072699/clinton.JPG)
Tubby says: "You suck thiiiis much, dp!"
Says she'll do his whole team if she catches him cheating (http://www.nypost.com/seven/12012004/gossip/pagesix.htm)
What a lady she is. Damn i might try to get on the groundscrew after reading that!
Quote"I told him [Kris] — because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time — I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to s- - -w everybody on your entire team — coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."
"Mike Piazza just did a back flip," Stern said, egging her on. "Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?"
"Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."
Even Robin Quivers got in on it: "What about groundskeepers?"
"If I'm lining them up," Anna said, "I'll [also] circle into other teams. Whatever team he's playing, I will s- - -w all them too."
Ok, so who's going with me to apply for a job with the Mets?
Quote from: chuck_chillout on May 07, 2004, 11:54:38 AM
Quote from: mhunt on May 07, 2004, 11:12:16 AM
she's kinda droopy. :-\
Here's a better pic of her in the grey with a little more melon control.
(http://www.annabenson.net/gallery/flash1.jpg)
I guess I like droopy. The other pic was way hotter.
I think it is my duty to get a job with the Mets and then hire a undercover cop to watch Kris Benson 24/7.
Quote from: MURP on December 01, 2004, 02:01:30 PM
I think it is my duty to get a job with the Mets and then hire a undercover cop to watch Kris Benson 24/7.
Oh yeah, or just hire a stripper or 3 to seduce him and take pics.
Hell, one of his teammates may photoshop him into a compromising pic in the hopes of getting some ass off her.
good call Jones... :evil
Quote from: joneszilla on December 01, 2004, 01:31:28 PM
Says she'll do his whole team if she catches him cheating (http://www.nypost.com/seven/12012004/gossip/pagesix.htm)
Haha...i saw that on Fark.com this morning. It had me laughing...damn whore!
Quote from: joneszilla on December 01, 2004, 02:04:00 PM
Quote from: MURP on December 01, 2004, 02:01:30 PM
I think it is my duty to get a job with the Mets and then hire a undercover cop to watch Kris Benson 24/7.
Oh yeah, or just hire a stripper or 3 to seduce him and take pics.
Hell, one of his teammates may photoshop him into a compromising pic in the hopes of getting some ass off her.
Exactly. The plan is to lure Kris into cheating after securing a job with the Mets. Then, be the one to break the news to Anna so that you are first in line. Brilliant plan!
I can't believe you guys haven't figured out that this is a ploy by the Mets to lure in all the best free agents.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 01, 2004, 03:48:26 PM
I can't believe you guys haven't figured out that this is a ploy by the Mets to lure in all the best free agents.
You think they would have leaked news that Kris cheated, then, also.
That would be too obvious. Gotta save that for a little while.
Quote from: General_Failure on December 01, 2004, 03:50:35 PM
That would be too obvious. Gotta save that for a little while.
Can't wait too long, or all the good free agents will have signed across the city already.
It's a touch choice. Bags of money or sex with a hot slut.
you get both with the Mets... and a losing record!
I was wondering why Pedro was considering going to the God-awful Mets.
Now I know why.
:-D
We all probably guessed it would happen eventually:
Kris Benson & Anna Benson headed for divorce (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-orioles-benson&prov=ap&type=lgns)
She's nothing more than a money grubbing ex-stripper attention whore. She was on Stern's show a month ago and I wanted to run her over with my truck.
heres what happened...after getting a tsste of nyc she wanted no part of being in baltimore so she gets her girl to set up benson so that she has an out and can collect mad cake...you cant trust a big butt and a smile
Bensons kayoed
Hubby hurler cheated, sez sexpot Anna
BY LLOYD GROVE and DAVE GOLDINER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS
Kris and Anna Benson - speaking at January news conference after ex-Met was traded to Baltimore - are calling it quits.
Sexpot Anna Benson and her ex-Met hubby are headed for Splitsville after she caught him fooling around with one of her friends, the Daily News has learned.
The naughtiest wife in baseball filed for divorce yesterday from pitcher Kris Benson, who was traded in the off-season from the Mets to the Baltimore Orioles.
"She's completely crushed; she didn't see this coming," said Anna Benson's spokesman, Jules Feiler. "She had no choice but to take this action."
What's bad for Kris Benson could be good for new teammates Miguel Tejada, Melvin Mora and the rest of the O's.
Anna Benson once vowed to sleep with every one of her husband's teammates if she caught him in the sack with another woman.
"I told him, 'Cheat on me all you want.' If you get caught, I'm going to [have sex with] everybody on your entire team," she told Howard Stern on his radio show in 2004. "Everyone would get a turn."
But Anna Benson's spokesman warned the Orioles not to get their hopes up. "I think she was joking," Feiler said.
Anna Benson's lawyer filed the divorce papers yesterday in Atlanta, where the couple has a home.
The papers say the seven-year marriage is "irretrievably broken," and does not mention what a source called the X-rated real reason for the breakup.
"We chose not to go that route at this point," said Jeffrey Bogart, her lawyer.
She is demanding full custody of the couple's two children, alimony and a share of their property.
Kris Benson's agent said the pitcher had no comment.
The lurid split apparently ends one of the more entertaining unions in recent history in the national pastime.
Anna Benson was already making headlines - and dropping jaws - with a topless Penthouse spread when Kris Benson was a budding star in usually staid Pittsburgh.
She also revealed that the couple once had sex in a Pittsburgh stadium parking lot - while autograph-hungry fans waited just outside the tinted windows of their SUV.
Things really heated up when he was traded to the Mets in August 2004 and Anna tried to jump-start her career in entertainment.
The pinup babe pitched a TV reality show about her sexy frolics in the big leagues, but there were no takers.
A planned nude spread in Playboy never materialized, either, and Anna Benson blew her stack at Mets management for trying to trade her husband, saying they were worried about scandalous headlines.
Anna Benson even bared plenty of her famous cleavage at a kids' Christmas party last year when she dressed as a Mrs. Claus hot enough to melt the North Pole.
teasey slut
gratuitous excuse to post pics?
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c306/JackieChiles/anna-benson.jpg)
(http://www.thepostgame.com/images/Anna-Benson072805.jpg)
(http://www.pokernews.com/files_en/cnt/43edd26172bfe.jpg)
Oh, yeah, that chick is DEFINITELY a one-man woman, looking for a loving and close knit relationship......
Dumbass gets what he deserves. Just be happy he got to hit that for a while, and move on.
What happened to her revenge plan? I could have sworn she said she'd screw everyone on the team to get back at him if he ever cheated.
QuoteBut Anna Benson's spokesman warned the Orioles not to get their hopes up. "I think she was joking," Feiler said.
She's a fleshpop tease too, there's a shock.
I don't know if she's teasing or not with her revenge plan, but I'm headed to Oriole's camp anyway to get a spot on the roster just incase. I know, the regular season starts in a couple days and I haven't played competetive baseball in like 13 years and I missed all of spring training.........but it's the Orioles. How hard can it be?
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I must say I am an Anna fan.
Psycho Hose Beast changed her mind again (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2396659)
If I were Kris, I'd instead kill her at this point.
But keep her body around to let future girlfriends know what they need to live up to. And also to bone every now and then.
That went without saying, obviously.
Quote from: BigEd76 on April 04, 2006, 04:31:03 PM
Psycho Hose Beast changed her mind again (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2396659)
Am I weird for finding it amusing that the first description of Kris Benson in that story was as a "right-hander"?