I missed Deadwood this week. Anyone feel like giving me the Cliff Notes version?
If you can watch Deadwood already you probably have the ability to get it On Demand. If you don't know how that works just post back. anyway...
Bullock is riding out to kill the guy who killed Wild Bill when he gets attacked by and indian. He kills him. Small Pox has broken out in Deadwood and Al, the dude who owns Bella Union, the doc, and some others address it. Charlie Udder finds Bullock in the woods where he finds out Bill is dead. Also Tricksy is still helping the widow though Al is suspicious she isn't giving her the dope. I left out a lot of details so check out On Demand. Needless to say this episode rocked too, just in a more low-key way.
They replay it like 3 times a week on HBO even if u dont have on demand. Usually on late nite like 11pm or so. Check hbo.com. It was another good episode.
Thanks. My kid has been a screaming maniac this week (acid reflux, they say), so my TV time has dwindled from slim to nothing. I was hoping to catch it last night, but the screaming got in the way.
Its on tonight at midnite. and tom. at 10pm. :yay
http://www.hbo.com/apps/schedule/ScheduleServlet?ACTION_DETAIL=DETAIL&ID=105539 (http://www.hbo.com/apps/schedule/ScheduleServlet?ACTION_DETAIL=DETAIL&ID=105539)
If you have comcast and you have HBO On Demand is free i think.
Nah, don't have on demand. I have U.S. Cable in No. NJ, which I have as an alternative to CableVision...mostly because CableVision is evil. But U.S. Cable doesn't offer On Demand. Besides, even if I had it...the prospects of being able to watch an actual hour of TV this week don't look very promising.
deadwood site (http://www.hbo.com/deadwood/)
Best show on T.V. bar none.
here is the synopsis on episode 6 from that site.
QuoteEpisode 06
"Plague"
"Treat the hoople-heads free, that's cheap good will."
Directed by: Davis Guggenheim
Written by: Malcolm MacRury
Synopsis
On the trail of the murderer Jack McCall, Seth Bullock is ambushed. Though he manages to kill the Indian who attacked him, Bullock is beaten and bloodied and soon collapses.
Back in Deadwood, a john falls ill at the Gem, showing the same symptoms that felled Andy Cramed. Worse news follows when Joey, Tolliver's messenger, arrives back at the Bella Union without having made Nebraska. He, too, is becoming ill and was not able to bring back the smallpox vaccine. Doc Cochran tells Swearengen about the outbreak, but the news is kept quiet for the time being.
Smallpox is not the only thing on Swearengen's mind; he is still determined to steal Alma Garrett's gold claim. He sends Farnum to spy on the widow to find out if Trixie has succeeded in re-addicting her to dope, but Farnum reports back to Al that she's not high. Al confronts Trixie and makes it clear that she is to dope the widow--or else.
Knowing that Swearengen means business, Trixie tells Alma to fake intoxication whenever Farnum shows up. Alma understands, playing the part perfectly, and Al is immensely pleased when he gets the report.
Calamity Jane returns to Deadwood, and heads to Cochran's office to get an update on the Metz girl. The doctor doesn't want to deal with Jane, but is surprised when she tells him that she knows about the smallpox. Jane explains that she's been caring for Cramed, and Cochran realizes she may be immune to the disease.
Despite the growing number of smallpox cases, it's business as usual at the Bella Union, where Ellsworth is spending a lot of time at the craps table. Tension grows between Tolliver and Joanie Stubbs, and when she shows a soft spot for Ellsworth, the boss makes it clear that she needs to improve her work in the Union-or he'll give her a reason to be morose.
Outside of Deadwood, Charlie Utter finds Bullock, still unconscious from the attack. Charlie cleans him up, and when Seth comes around, he tells Utter about Hickok's death. Utter is eager to make his way back into town, but Bullock presses him to carry the corpse of the Indian to a proper resting place in a show of respect.
Realizing the growing smallpox threat, a small group of Deadwood's town leaders meet at the Gem. It is decided that they will put together money to pay for riders to get the smallpox vaccine. They also decide to set up a tent for those afflicted.
In his newspaper, Merrick-with heavy editorial influence from Swearengen--tries to minimize the fears that will no doubt arise when the rest of the town learns of the outbreak. The tent is erected for the sick, staffed by Cochran, Reverend Smith and Calamity Jane.
8)
next week i am gonna count how many times i here the f bomb and corksucker.
Quote from: mussa on April 30, 2004, 10:46:49 AM
next week i am gonna count how many times i here the f bomb and corksucker.
i've started using the term corksucker in everyday conversation because of this show....the mrs isn't too happy about it though. :-\
Quote from: mhunt on April 30, 2004, 11:28:37 AM
i've started using the term corksucker in everyday conversation because of this show....the mrs isn't too happy about it though. :-\
lol...why, does she think it's a command?
Quote from: Zanshin on April 30, 2004, 01:12:01 PM
Quote from: mhunt on April 30, 2004, 11:28:37 AM
i've started using the term corksucker in everyday conversation because of this show....the mrs isn't too happy about it though. :-\
lol...why, does she think it's a command?
:-D :-D :-D
Honestly, i didnt realize how bad the language was till someone in work brought it up. Probably cause i cure so fargen much myself. :D
Quote from: joneszilla on April 30, 2004, 01:17:03 PM
Probably cause i cure so fargen much myself. :D
Are you a doctor? ;)
Quote from: Zanshin on April 30, 2004, 01:12:01 PM
Quote from: mhunt on April 30, 2004, 11:28:37 AM
i've started using the term corksucker in everyday conversation because of this show....the mrs isn't too happy about it though. :-\
lol...why, does she think it's a command?
as if... :-X
misrable corksucker, i love how clamitia jane uses corksucker, all drunk and man want to be like. :paranoid
I didn't realize how realize how accurate Deadwood was to real history. Check out this site. I would only look at the pics though. WARNING: If you start reading the character bios i think it will give away future plots and ruin the show. I started to read but stopped myself when i realized. http://www.adamsmuseumandhouse.org/characters_people.html (http://www.adamsmuseumandhouse.org/characters_people.html)
I had heard that it was really close to the actual true stories. When Wild Bill was killed off, I heard about it on the radio the next day. The radio hosts were complaining about it and the show's producer came on to say that it was real stuff, they had to kill him off. lol
Quote from: PhillyGirl on May 03, 2004, 07:44:16 PM
I had heard that it was really close to the actual true stories. When Wild Bill was killed off, I heard about it on the radio the next day. The radio hosts were complaining about it and the show's producer came on to say that it was real stuff, they had to kill him off. lol
Yeah. I started reading about Bullock on that site and it mentioned that Wild Bill was killed just days after Bullock came to Deadwood. Just like the show.
I did a little checking on it, and there is quite a bit of truth to the stories. One of the most intersting things I learned was that Deadwood was an illegal settlement on Indian-granted land. And the government kept sending soldiers to remove the settlement-- but they gave up, because so many soldiers sent would disappear and become part of the gold-prospecting Deadwood community.
And, not to ruin any future plotlines, but Bullock became the first lawman of the area.
Last night was pretty good.. they beat the hell out of those kids though before shooting them.. The smallpox problem seems to be done with now with the vaccine.. I think they are overplaying the stupid gold claim though I think its gonna bring conflict between Swearanger and Bullock
How many times did they say 'corksucker' last nite?? :-D :-D
Quote from: joneszilla on May 24, 2004, 09:46:05 AM
How many times did they say 'corksucker' last nite?? :-D :-D
i thought for sure they were trying to break some sort of record with that one. ;D
THe best episode yet!
sucks we have to wait 2 weeks for the next one and the Sapranos.
Quote from: MURP on May 24, 2004, 10:07:33 AM
Quote from: joneszilla on May 24, 2004, 09:46:05 AM
How many times did they say 'corksucker' last nite?? :-D :-D
sucks we have to wait 2 weeks for the next one and the Sapranos.
Yeah it does. Sopranos finally had a good episode this week after about 4 stinkers in a row. the shtein is a bout to hit the fan...next episode should be sweet.
The movie they are showing in place of Sopranos and Deadwood next week actually looks pretty good.
That chinese guy saying cocksocker was hilarious.
Al is the best character on TV.
Quote from: joneszilla on May 24, 2004, 09:46:05 AM
How many times did they say 'corksucker' last nite?? :-D :-D
Wu was the funniest, juming on the "corksucker" bandwagon. :-D
I was thinking about it last night, and Al has to be one of the best characters on TV.
Al is the man. I swear next epsiode i am going to make a farg and a corksucker column, keep slashes and i'll post the results.
I should of done this all season. corksucker!! 2! hahha!!
Quote from: mussa on May 24, 2004, 10:56:06 AM
Al is the man. I swear next epsiode i am going to make a farg and a corksucker column, keep slashes and i'll post the results.
I should of done this all season. corksucker!! 2! hahha!!
lolol. I was thinking the same thing. When they replay it tonite i may try to count all the corksuckers.
"Glad I taught you that fargin' word."
—Swearengen, realizing that "corksucker" wasn't the best word to teach Wu. :-D
Quote from: joneszilla on May 24, 2004, 11:07:41 AM
Quote from: mussa on May 24, 2004, 10:56:06 AM
Al is the man. I swear next epsiode i am going to make a farg and a corksucker column, keep slashes and i'll post the results.
I should of done this all season. corksucker!! 2! hahha!!
lolol. I was thinking the same thing. When they replay it tonite i may try to count all the corksuckers.
"Glad I taught you that fargin' word."
—Swearengen, realizing that "corksucker" wasn't the best word to teach Wu. :-D
sweet :yay :yay
I can't believe how many of you actually like this show. I saw last week's episode on Saturday. There was nothing else on, so I figured I'd give it a try. I was so happy when it was finally over. I don't think I could have found something worse to watch if I tried.
Quote from: General_Failure on May 24, 2004, 01:52:27 PM
I can't believe how many of you actually like this show. I saw last week's episode on Saturday. There was nothing else on, so I figured I'd give it a try. I was so happy when it was finally over. I don't think I could have found something worse to watch if I tried.
You would probably like it more if you watched it from the beginning instead of jumping in on Episode 10. It's the best show on TV right now.
Quote from: General_Failure on May 24, 2004, 01:52:27 PM
I can't believe how many of you actually like this show. I saw last week's episode on Saturday. There was nothing else on, so I figured I'd give it a try. I was so happy when it was finally over. I don't think I could have found something worse to watch if I tried.
You know, I think it's the sort of thing that would be tough to come into the middle of. I don't think I'd like it nearly as much without the context from the previous episodes.
Quote from: joneszilla on May 24, 2004, 02:00:46 PM
It's the best show on TV right now.
Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?
Quote from: General_Failure on May 24, 2004, 02:03:58 PM
Quote from: joneszilla on May 24, 2004, 02:00:46 PM
It's the best show on TV right now.
Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?
;D
Well it tis. Only shows close are Sopranos and 24 IMO. You are the only person i have talked to that doesn't at least like Deadwood and most people think it is great. But to each his own.
There are channels out there besides HBO and FOX. I suggest you give them a try. :)
Quote from: General_Failure on May 24, 2004, 02:22:34 PM
There are channels out there besides HBO and FOX. I suggest you give them a try. :)
Fox sucks. HBO rocks b/c of Sopranos, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Boxing. The Discovery Channel(s) and the NFL Network are probably the best channels going. :yay
Quote from: joneszilla on May 24, 2004, 02:39:22 PM
HBO rocks b/c of Sopranos, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Boxing.
Wow, I watch none of those. :)
I liked yesterdays Deadwood, but it wasn't as good as The Sopranos. Al is one of the best characters on tv, wouldnt say hes the best.
Am I the only one who is dying for Seth and Alma to get bangin? They both want each other, and Seth's son and wife are just his brother's, and he's takin care of em outta obligation.
Quote from: General_Failure on May 24, 2004, 02:44:22 PM
Quote from: joneszilla on May 24, 2004, 02:39:22 PM
HBO rocks b/c of Sopranos, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Boxing.
Wow, I watch none of those. :)
That's because you're an idiot.
While that is sometimes true, I'm not of the drooling variety like the rest of you.
Quote from: MDS on May 24, 2004, 03:17:12 PM
Am I the only one who is dying for Seth and Alma to get bangin? They both want each other, and Seth's son and wife are just his brother's, and he's takin care of em outta obligation.
Yeah. He's gotta get rid of that family he inherited and get on the widow(she struck it rich with her claim and she's pretty hot).
Oh the sexual tension is there between Seth and Alma, as is with Trixie and Sol. Next they do the dirty deed!
Well I counted the number of corksuckers and fargs, er, ed, ect..this week and heres the results:
farg or other uses of the word = 82
corksucker = 7
The last rant by al at the end made up about half of the fargs marked.
You gotta love this show! Next week is gonna be awesome. The reverend has got some major issues and that scene with him looking at the bulls cocks and talking about circumcison was hilarious.
Quote from: mussa on June 06, 2004, 11:12:51 PM
Well I counted the number of corksuckers and fargs, er, ed, ect..this week and heres the results:
farg or other uses of the word = 82
corksucker = 7
Did you do a shot after every curse? ;D
The preacher rant was definitely hilarious. Al continues to be the best character on tv. Next week's episode looks like it will be a good one. :yay
not a bad episode...kind of hard to top a sopranos season finale. but im hopin for a big cliffhanger to end the season.
did anyone notice alma's dad was none other than THE DAD FROM BOY MEETS WORLD! hes up to no good.....
Heres the info on the finale:
QuoteThe bawdy, vulgar Western wraps up a terrific first season of killin', cussin' and courtesans.
While not for all tastes, David Milch's creation should get credit for revitalizing a genre mostly left for dead. The series struck it rich when a second year was ordered before the first episode was two weeks old. It just goes to show you that you really can teach an old dog new tricks.
In the finale, the arrival of a U.S. Army general (Peter Coyote) brings out the best---and worst---of Deadwood, and Bullock (Timothy Olyphant) and Alma (Molly Parker) have a rendezvous.
;D ;D
Quote from: MDS on June 07, 2004, 11:41:09 AM
not a bad episode...did anyone notice alma's dad was none other than THE DAD FROM BOY MEETS WORLD! hes up to no good.....
Nope...it went right by me. (http://www.susbirder.com/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)
BTW...I loved Al's remark to the Doc about Jewel.
"If you treat her as successfully as the minister, she'll be kickin' up her heels in no f*cking time."
:-D
"What's the rush honey? You have to catch a stagecoach or something"? :-D :-D :-D
Freakin' Diet Coke spewed right out my nose when I heard that one......
Seth and Alma finally did the dirty deed.....and he's the new sheriff (as it was historicaly acurate)
Packed quite a bit into that episode. Good stuff. :yay
Quote from: Zanshin on June 14, 2004, 08:00:20 AM
Packed quite a bit into that episode. Good stuff. :yay
They sure did that was a great great episode. Can't wait for season two.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on June 07, 2004, 01:06:39 PM
BTW...I loved Al's remark to the Doc about Jewel.
"If you treat her as successfully as the minister, she'll be kickin' up her heels in no f*cking time."
:-D
That was hilarious.
Great episode, too. The only let down was corksucker was'nt said about 200 times.
Another great episode. They pretty much closed up all the loose ends that were started this season. Al continues to deliver great line after great line. It's a shame the season is over. Hopefully there won't be a 2 year layoff(ala the Sopranos) before the next season.
i missed it!~ it'll be on sometime this week. kinda pissed the seasons over already. anyone cath six feet under, i think it premiered last night?
Quote from: mussa on June 14, 2004, 02:08:41 PM
i missed it!~ it'll be on sometime this week. kinda pissed the seasons over already. anyone cath six feet under, i think it premiered last night?
I watched most of it. I really liked the first season or two of that show but it has been just OK lately. The first episode on last nite wasn't that good IMO, but if you have been keeping up with the story it does have some moments.
i thought six feet under was excellent last night...they picked up where last season left off & the episode was especially morbid.
oh...and they usually re-play deadwood on monday nights at 9:00pm.
Deadwood season two is filming this summer.....should be readdy for january/march airing. they probably will show it with CYE's fifth season.
Anyone see the little ad for Da Ali G Show? Its comin back in July. If anyone hasnt seen this, please do watch. Its some of the funniest shtein on TV.
Quote from: MDS on June 14, 2004, 03:17:42 PM
Anyone see the little ad for Da Ali G Show? Its comin back in July. If anyone hasnt seen this, please do watch. Its some of the funniest shtein on TV.
I saw the ad but i have never seen the show. It looks pretty funny. Some clips here (http://www.hbo.com/alig/video/#)
His real name is Sasha Cohen, he's a jewish guy from england. He somehow gets interviews with real top level guys and asks them the dumbest questions. Ali G is a wangster, and he just makes a total fool of himself. He also plays Borat, some middle eastern guy pretending to be doing a public access show for his home country. And finally hes also a gay German dude prenteding to be a fashion expert, etc.
Okay, you iceholes watch every piece of crap on HBO but I get crap for watching Coupling? Something's not right here, and I'm pretty sure it you short bus riders.
Would that be Coupling the British show or Coupling the crap show on NBC? If its the later, you deserve crap
am i the only one who wants to bang the hot red head in six feet under? shes smokin :-*
Quote from: MDS on June 14, 2004, 03:44:03 PM
Would that be Coupling the British show or Coupling the crap show on NBC? If its the later, you deserve crap
He's talking about the original Coupling, the funny sometimes brilliant one.
Yea thats what I figured. I've never seen it but have heard very good things about it. I wonder if it jumped the shark as fast as Friends did.
Coupling had a quirkyness to it from episode one, so scenes that would kill regular sitcoms are par for the course here. If it was any more unusual it would have to be animated.
Quote from: mussa on June 14, 2004, 06:32:02 PM
am i the only one who wants to bang the hot red head in six feet under?
yes. :-D
Quote from: mhunt on June 15, 2004, 12:53:38 PM
Quote from: mussa on June 14, 2004, 06:32:02 PM
am i the only one who wants to bang the hot red head in six feet under?
yes. :-D
I'm with you Hunt.
Mussa, you must be drunk on Sunday nights. She's nasty bro. :-D
whomever plays Al in deadwood should win an emmy for best actor.
Quote from: MURP on June 15, 2004, 01:45:38 PM
whomever plays Al in deadwood should win an emmy for best actor.
agreed :yay
Dig that. He's great.
absolutely
definitely the best "from out of nowhere " actor that i have seen in a long time
anybody have any background on the guy?
has he been in anything before? or did he just drop out of thin air into hbo's lap?
I never heard of the dude till this show. He is a perfect cast for this role. He has been awesome all year.
Ian McShane aka Al Swearengen: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0574534/ (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0574534/)
- Hes British
- His dad was on Man U
- He's 62
Not a real well known actor over here, but he's fantastic in the role. I doubt he'll win, but he should get a nomination.
damn i had no idea he was that old either! hope he gets some US movie roles soon before dies. :paranoid
lol...he's good...but that's a pretty good gig for a 62-year-old: Yell "corksucker" over and over while being surrounded by naked whores.
Quote from: Zanshin on June 15, 2004, 04:11:55 PM
lol...he's good...but that's a pretty good gig for a 62-year-old: Yell "corksucker" over and over while being surrounded by naked whores.
im sure a decent % of the US population does that right now. ;D
Quote from: MDS on June 15, 2004, 12:27:48 AM
Yea thats what I figured. I've never seen it but have heard very good things about it. I wonder if it jumped the shark as fast as Friends did.
The writing was brilliant, and the cast was good. Then it came to NBC and the cast killed it. It was just embarrasing and probably hurt the british one in terms of gaining more viewers.
I don't even know if it is still going, new shows or not? Do you know coach?
The answer to my question:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/episodes/s4ep2_video.shtml (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/episodes/s4ep2_video.shtml)
MDS watch that clip of an upcoming show this fall, it is kind of lame but shows you how different the show is. Basically the guy who is getting executed is a guy who is actually having a nightmare, and the reason he is having a nightmare is because his girlfriend (the blond) is pregnant, so he thinks his life is over.
QuoteThe Wisdom of Jeff: "I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her."
That line isn't funny, but the way he presents things like this is classic.
This guy is the "Joey from Friends" of the show, but actually funny.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/episodes/images/s1ep5.jpg)
Not bad stuff, NB. I used to watch Friends, but when Monica and Chandler got married or engaged or whatever--that was it. They had nothing left and the show was done.
I've seen some parts of it on WHYY at 1130 on friday nights or whenever its on. I also wanna check out The Office, which got all sorts of emmy nominations, but I dont know how many people have seen it.
i am saddened and ashamed that a "Friends" reference could make it onto this totally awesome Deadwood thread.
Quote from: MDS on June 15, 2004, 06:26:48 PM
Not bad stuff, NB. I used to watch Friends, but when Monica and Chandler got married or engaged or whatever--that was it. They had nothing left and the show was done.
I've seen some parts of it on WHYY at 1130 on friday nights or whenever its on. I also wanna check out The Office, which got all sorts of emmy nominations, but I dont know how many people have seen it.
I never watched the Office either, but I'm willing to give it a try.
Coupling has this one episode called "Split" where they have a split screen, with the 3 guys on the left, and the 3 girls on the right and they keep both screens up to the last second. Basically one of the guys and one of the girls had been dating, got in a fight and broke up and it pokes fun of how differently guys and girls handle those situations. Of course the guys go to a strip club and get hammered, and the girls go get pampered at a local health spa. It's funny and ends up with the guy passed out, while the girl comes in and starts to give him a BJ, not knowing the other 2 friends are in the room.
Just some crazy stuff, funny stuff. I'll stop now.
:D They don't show that kind of thing on broadcast TV, but of course not HBO---we can all remember Al's now infamous rant when he's getting a BJ from the whore who replaced Trixie because she farged Sol and didnt charge him.....
Quote from: NB on June 15, 2004, 06:39:06 PM
Quote from: MDS on June 15, 2004, 06:26:48 PM
Not bad stuff, NB. I used to watch Friends, but when Monica and Chandler got married or engaged or whatever--that was it. They had nothing left and the show was done.
I've seen some parts of it on WHYY at 1130 on friday nights or whenever its on. I also wanna check out The Office, which got all sorts of emmy nominations, but I dont know how many people have seen it.
I never watched the Office either, but I'm willing to give it a try.
Coupling has this one episode called "Split" where they have a split screen, with the 3 guys on the left, and the 3 girls on the right and they keep both screens up to the last second. Basically one of the guys and one of the girls had been dating, got in a fight and broke up and it pokes fun of how differently guys and girls handle those situations. Of course the guys go to a strip club and get hammered, and the girls go get pampered at a local health spa. It's funny and ends up with the guy passed out, while the girl comes in and starts to give him a BJ, not knowing the other 2 friends are in the room.
Just some crazy stuff, funny stuff. I'll stop now.
You forgot the best part, where she mentions that the one womna's voice makes her grind her teeth. During the beej that woman calls and the answering machine picks it up.
Quote from: joneszilla on June 15, 2004, 01:03:55 PM
Quote from: mhunt on June 15, 2004, 12:53:38 PM
Quote from: mussa on June 14, 2004, 06:32:02 PM
am i the only one who wants to bang the hot red head in six feet under?
yes. :-D
I'm with you Hunt.
Mussa, you must be drunk on Sunday nights. She's nasty bro. :-D
the red head, young chick, the brothers sister? are we talking about the same one?!!? damn i think shes hot...i'll find a pic
Quote from: MURP on June 15, 2004, 06:31:51 PM
i am saddened and ashamed that a "Friends" reference could make it onto this totally awesome Deadwood thread.
Lock It!!!
Even her own website doesn't have a great picture of her.
Quote from: General_Failure on June 15, 2004, 07:17:14 PM
Even her own website doesn't have a great picture of her.
Quit being such a jerk and post the pic.
Quote from: NB on June 15, 2004, 05:49:27 PM
QuoteThe Wisdom of Jeff: "I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That's the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her."
That line isn't funny, but the way he presents things like this is classic.
This guy is the "Joey from Friends" of the show, but actually funny.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/episodes/images/s1ep5.jpg)
"When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.' "
here is a pic of her.
(http://www.lauren-ambrose.com/lauren/images/ambrose.jpg)
Lauren Ambrose played the man-chick in Can't Hardley Wait, a student in In and Out and the lead role in the timless classic Pyscho Beach Party. Needless to say, her filmogrophy makes her even more bangable.
I don't think I'd look twice if I saw her walking down the street.
Quote from: mussa on June 15, 2004, 07:05:44 PM
Quote from: joneszilla on June 15, 2004, 01:03:55 PM
Quote from: mhunt on June 15, 2004, 12:53:38 PM
Quote from: mussa on June 14, 2004, 06:32:02 PM
am i the only one who wants to bang the hot red head in six feet under?
yes. :-D
I'm with you Hunt.
Mussa, you must be drunk on Sunday nights. She's nasty bro. :-D
the red head, young chick, the brothers sister? are we talking about the same one?!!? damn i think shes hot...i'll find a pic
i was mostly bustin' your chops with my post. ;D...she's okay.
nothing special though...even for a redhead lover like myself. :paranoid
I'd guess i'd toss her if I had 20 beers in me. :)
lmao! Good pic murph.
bang bang, long time! ;)
According to the Peter Lemonjello Theory of Female Redhead Appearance, there are two kinds of red headed women. The incredibly hot and the incredibly not. She is not.
Quote from: joneszilla on June 16, 2004, 08:33:13 AM
I'd guess i'd toss her if I had 20 beers in me. :)
20 on the beer scale that is a bit harsh...I'd give her a 6.
go farg yourself joe ;)
don't lie!
lol
Quote from: mussa on June 16, 2004, 01:08:58 PM
go farg yourself joe ;)
don't lie!
lol
I am giving her a six that is good that means I would probably do it without any.
now ur talkin. ;)
I don't know about her, she's alright not bad not good.
I missed the episode of deadwood until tonight, WoW :o, This show has gotten better every single episode, Murp he is the best character on tv, better than tony and thats saying alot, i was amazed at how well they finished some of the first seasons plot and started beginnings for next seasons(something the sopranos has been lacking)
As for clair im with jones but would give her a 10millerlite rating....
Guess its time to start the sixfeetunder thread and Would u Bang Claire Poll....
I finally watched it last night (thanks to On Demand)...and it was pretty good. Sometimes the conversations get to be a little wordy and forced on that show, though. It almost turned me off the first time I watched it.
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 16, 2004, 11:57:41 PM
I missed the episode of deadwood until tonight, WoW :o, This show has gotten better every single episode, Murp he is the best character on tv, better than tony and thats saying alot, i was amazed at how well they finished some of the first seasons plot and started beginnings for next seasons(something the sopranos has been lacking)
As for clair im with jones but would give her a 10millerlite rating....
Guess its time to start the sixfeetunder thread and Would u Bang Claire Poll....
we all know i would vote yes.
Quote from: mussa on June 17, 2004, 02:25:24 PM
we all know i would vote yes.
What we don't know is why you're so adamant about it. I'm voting you "most likely to garner a restraining order." ;)
Wow. This may be the most hijacked thread ever on this board.
We were talking about Deadwood, right?
Quote from: Zanshin on June 18, 2004, 07:55:05 AM
Quote from: mussa on June 17, 2004, 02:25:24 PM
we all know i would vote yes.
What we don't know is why you're so adamant about it. I'm voting you "most likely to garner a restraining order." ;)
i just want to bang her...can i live? :-D
Quote from: mussa on June 18, 2004, 02:08:49 PM
i just want to bang her...can i live? :-D
:-D :-D :-D
spank away!
http://images.google.com/images?q=lauren+ambrose&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search (http://images.google.com/images?q=lauren+ambrose&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search)
Quote from: KoRn on June 18, 2004, 08:11:48 AM
Wow. This may be the most hijacked thread ever on this board.
We were talking about Deadwood, right?
I was trying to... >:(
ok, how about chicks to bang on Deadwood. the broomsweeper is smokin!!!
Quote from: mhunt on June 18, 2004, 02:24:45 PM
spank away!
http://images.google.com/images?q=lauren+ambrose&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search (http://images.google.com/images?q=lauren+ambrose&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search)
already there...hahaha
deadwood rocks!
Back to Deadwood...in a recent NY Times article, it said the show will come back in March of '05 most likely at 9pm, not 10pm. HBO was very pleased with the show and expects it be much bigger.
Quote from: MDS on June 18, 2004, 04:40:49 PM
Back to Deadwood...in a recent NY Times article, it said the show will come back in March of '05 most likely at 9pm, not 10pm. HBO was very pleased with the show and expects it be much bigger.
hbo really makes us wait, don't they! :-\
Every show does but thats why they rotate 5-6 great shows, me personally i cant wait for THE WIRE to come back.....
I think trixie is hot at times but after the final episode.....we have a new winner....
Those tiggoles were waiting to be freed!
I didn't think I could possibly think less of you guys, but here we are. :D
Quote from: General_Failure on June 18, 2004, 07:58:48 PM
I didn't think I could possibly think less of you guys, but here we are. :D
i bet you were too cool for school, weren't you??? ;)
Nah, apathy and angst were the popular flavors when I was in school.
Quote from: mhunt on June 18, 2004, 06:43:36 PM
hbo really makes us wait, don't they! :-\
Since the show first came in March of '04, I'd say were waiting about a year. ;)
Quote from: MDS on June 18, 2004, 10:20:29 PM
Quote from: mhunt on June 18, 2004, 06:43:36 PM
hbo really makes us wait, don't they! :-\
Since the show first came in March of '04, I'd say were waiting about a year. ;)
how about carnivale???...seems like the last season ended 3 years ago! :o ;D
I dont watch it, but it came on last September. So I guess it should be back around then, with The Wire. Though, with no Sopranos this year, they could hold one of them off to run with Curb or Deadwood in the winter/spring.
dude carnivale was excellant! i can't wait for the new season.
u guys are calling me sick for wanting to bang claire.
friggin seabiscuit wants to bang trixie! aaaaha! good stuff.
Quote from: mussa on June 19, 2004, 11:40:50 AM
dude carnivale was excellant! i can't wait for the new season.
What is carnivale about? Not sure i ever saw it.
If we are talking about hot chicks on Deadwood......the hooker from Cy's place with the black hair that was pouring drinks for Cy and the General was smoooooking hot. (She's the chick that tried to pour the General wine and he covered the glass). :drool
Great Call Jones, was this her first week?? I cant wait till next season....
Carnivale was a suprise too, i watched the first week and thought it was ok but as the episodes wore on it got better and better....
Or the main whore at Cy's, the blonde, Joanie.
Well actually I thought Calamity Jane had something going for her too. :o
Carnivale is hard to explain...it was a traveling carnivale, take place during the depression era I believe. It has alot of references to god and satan, with the main character has the ability to heal people, but has to take life to give life, if u will.
The other main character is a priest, who when faced with a dramatic situation has the ability to cause pain or death to people. Hes freakin evil. Its two diff stories and the two main characters are eventually going to meet and all hell will break lose. I can't wait for it to start.
Joanie Starks is hot, is that Larry Davids Wife on Curb???
Great point mussa about the characters battling the same demons, the nightmares they have freak me out, especially when they were fighting in france during wwI with that bear eating bodies in a suit.....
In an attempt to get this back on topic (once again)...
Link on article about the REAL Deadwood (http://www.cnn.com/2004/TRAVEL/06/21/travel.deadwood.ap/index.html)
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 20, 2004, 06:20:21 PM
Joanie Starks is hot, is that Larry Davids Wife on Curb???
Great point mussa about the characters battling the same demons, the nightmares they have freak me out, especially when they were fighting in france during wwI with that bear eating bodies in a suit.....
no its not, two diff actresses, i checked out the websites.
Quote from: MURP on June 18, 2004, 02:49:05 PM
ok, how about chicks to bang on Deadwood. the broomsweeper is smokin!!!
Pictures are worth more than your silly words.
dont think i can find a pic of her... besides, a pic wouldnt do justice, you would need to see video of that one. :-D
Quote from: mussa on June 18, 2004, 02:08:49 PM
Quote from: Zanshin on June 18, 2004, 07:55:05 AM
Quote from: mussa on June 17, 2004, 02:25:24 PM
we all know i would vote yes.
What we don't know is why you're so adamant about it. I'm voting you "most likely to garner a restraining order." ;)
i just want to bang her...can i live? :-D
it appears that we will soon see some girl-on-girl action involving the redheaded chick & mena suvari (sp?).
:yay
Quote from: MURP on June 22, 2004, 01:54:25 PM
dont think i can find a pic of her... besides, a pic wouldnt do justice, you would need to see video of that one. :-D
LMFAO
Quote from: mhunt on June 28, 2004, 12:16:56 PM
it appears that we will soon see some girl-on-girl action involving the redheaded chick & mena suvari (sp?).
:yay
Saw that coming a mile away. On a side note, when did Suvari start taking eating lessons from Mary Kate Olsen? :-X
Quote from: PhillyGirl on June 28, 2004, 01:08:28 PM
Quote from: mhunt on June 28, 2004, 12:16:56 PM
it appears that we will soon see some girl-on-girl action involving the redheaded chick & mena suvari (sp?).
:yay
Saw that coming a mile away. On a side note, when did Suvari start taking eating lessons from Mary Kate Olsen? :-X
yeah...she sure is scrawny. :o ...and that blonde wig has got to go.
anyway...this season is great so far...i feel bad for nate. :-\
do we need a six feet under topic or should we just keep the discussion here??? ??? ;D
(Ian McShane) Al Swearengen won the Golden Globe for "Actor In A Leading Role - Drama Series" :yay
Did anybody call him a...well, you know.
Deserved. He was awesome in that role and sqeezed the most from that character.
corksucker.
Looking forward to the new season of this! :yay
Well deserved! Heres to a million more corksuckers and fargs in the future :yay :paranoid
That corksucker wasnt even up for an Emmy, which shows how much of a sham that award show is.
Also big ups to my girls for winning best comedy series.... :paranoid
Just an FYI....
Deadwood starts back again this week....Sunday night.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 04, 2005, 05:50:33 PM
Just an FYI....
Deadwood starts back again this week....Sunday night.
And I can't freakin wait.... damn corksuckers.
fargin sweet! >:D
corksuckers! They have to put 2 Arresteds on, make me tape one of them or watch Deadwoods at midnight.
Season begins with a 2 parter, I believe both (at least the first one) writen by David Milch.
I cant wait corksuckers....The preview for this year look awsome
Was it in HD last year? If not, any idea if it will be this year?
This is NGM saying yes it is in HD. It was for us last year and I would assume it would be again.
Can I get a hell-a holla corksuckers?!? :-o
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah Boyeeeeeeeeee
Any thoughts on the premiere? I only caught a few corksuckers, but there were plenty of farges.
I'm gonna dig the battles between Al and Seth, but had a hard time keeping up with the mood swings of Sy. Do I kill you or let you go? Do I celebrate or hate?
It was a good opening episode tonight. I didnt think they would fight so quickly. Its good Joanie got her place because looks like she has some good working girls. Sy was showing a little manic depressive side. Good begining. :yay
I liked it, but the fight scene was a little on the ridiculous side. Al's a little long in the tooth to be mixing it up like that and tumbling off of buildings without being much worse for wear.
was it just me or did last night's episode look different? i don't know if it was the lighting or what. ???
anyway, i thought the episode was just okay...too many "jokes" thrown in there, imo. i thought it took away from the story. hopefully things will improve as the season goes on.
Your Deadwood quote of the week has to be...
He pickled his pr**K in the C**T rhine of another...
Just an OK episode. I think it will get better as the season goes on.
Things are good in Deadwood.
That show is great.
Bullock and Al are going to have some epic battles, it seems.
corksuckers.
Quote from: mhunt on March 07, 2005, 08:55:42 AM
was it just me or did last night's episode look different? i don't know if it was the lighting or what. ???
anyway, i thought the episode was just okay...too many "jokes" thrown in there, imo. i thought it took away from the story. hopefully things will improve as the season goes on.
I liked Al's impression of E.B. -- he sounded like Kermit The Frog!! :-D
Bullock had a classic line at the end of the fight. With Al standing over him with the knife, he looks up at the "wife" and kid, and says, "Welcome to Deadwood."
:-D
Missed it last night, gonna catch it tonight in 10 minutes
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on March 07, 2005, 07:56:09 PM
Bullock had a classic line at the end of the fight. With Al standing over him with the knife, he looks up at the "wife" and kid, and says, "Welcome to Deadwood."
:-D
That was Al. Thought the episode was a great table setter. I was hoping for great new character though.
I thought it was a great episode. Wow I was surprised with the fight, it was pretty intense. Bullock not only cheats on his wife, then he falls off the balcony and gets farged up. Talk about a zesty day.
I was laughing quite a bit, I think the humor is great. My personal favorite was Calamity Jane waking up on her horse as the buggy went by and yelled out, "corksuckers!" all drunk and hungover--instant classic. :-D :-D
I can't wait for next weeks episode. farg!
Im not sure if i remember correctly but is that woman and boy Bullocks dead brother's family that he took on as a favor?
You are correct. I'm not sure if they are legally married, but Bullock introduces them as his wife and son, but in conversation, it's mentioned that he's taken responsibility for his brother's family.
Yea I was a bit confused on that myself. Which now makes sense, especially since next episode, Bullock seems to want to get the hell out of DeadWood with the rich bitch. My guess is that she ends up dead at some point of this season.
Yep. Had mentioned that last season, too. I know that the majority of the character history is accurate (including the Bullock family stuff), but it also reminded me a bit of the Earp situation in Tombstone.
Last nights episode was weak. Bullock got his gun and hat back, thats about it. Although the part where the hookers got her thumb up Al's butt was pretty damn funny. :-D
The writers layed the purple prose on a little thick last night, I thought. Still enjoyed watching it, but I hope the show doesn't start becoming a caricature of itself already.
The cryptic language is getting tough to follow completely, for me at least. Also, I noticed that there were probably a dozen eff-bombs in the first three minutes of the show.
I'm with you -- for such a great show last year, I would hate for it to suck this season.
I had to go to the HBO site to figure out some of what happened. There's a nice episode write up on there that helps out. If I have to do that everyweek, I'm going to be out.
http://www.hbo.com/deadwood/episode/season2/episode14.shtml
Scott
What's the deal with Al? I'm trying to remember if he complained of other symptoms. Does he have a prostate problem or something?
I thought the episode was okay, not nearly as good as Part I. Good to see more Doc and Jane though.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on March 14, 2005, 04:19:58 PM
What's the deal with Al? I'm trying to remember if he complained of other symptoms. Does he have a prostate problem or something?
It sure seems that way either that or an STD.
I thought lastnights episode was good, though the dialogue is getting a bit tough.
I pretty much thought that when I watched the very first episode a while back. I took it as typical of how people spoke around their points rather than being totally direct. That's part of the charm - it actually takes some mental effort to get everything out of it. But I agree...last night was particuarly tough to listen to casually.
Quote from: drunkmasterflex on March 14, 2005, 04:29:05 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on March 14, 2005, 04:19:58 PM
What's the deal with Al? I'm trying to remember if he complained of other symptoms. Does he have a prostate problem or something?
It sure seems that way either that or an STD.
I thought lastnights episode was good, though the dialogue is getting a bit tough.
I was thinking stones... trying to remember how the real Al died. I know he was penniless, but I think it was an accident that killed him, and not some kind of disease....
I thought he was murdered?
QuoteThe nightly take at the Gem averaged $5,000 and probably reached as high as $10,000, yet Swearengen died broke, killed by a train while trying to hitch a ride in Denver as a common tramp.
Cool site about the historical people of Deadwood.
http://www.digitaldeadwood.com/historylink/people/index.html
Quote from: Phanatic on March 14, 2005, 04:52:09 PM
QuoteThe nightly take at the Gem averaged $5,000 and probably reached as high as $10,000, yet Swearengen died broke, killed by a train while trying to hitch a ride in Denver as a common tramp.
Cool site about the historical people of Deadwood.
http://www.digitaldeadwood.com/historylink/people/index.html
That's what I had heard before. The other thing I noticed last night was the dialogue about finding Reverand Smith, killed by Indians. We all know that Al did a mercy-killing on the Rev, but I guess they added that in last night's episode to be historically correct. Rev Smith was found by the side of a road with a bullet through his heart -- and no one ever knew how he died.
Al might have been making that up as a cover for what really happened. At least they didn't feed the Rev to the Hogs...
He put on a show for the press.Don't forget about the conversation he had with the newspaper man.
Thoughts on Episode 3? I was cringing and twitching during the Doc/Al "insertion" scene. That was just brutal...
So far, for the season, I have to give this about a 5 or 6 out of 10. Last season was a 9.5 or higher, but this season seems to be taking too long to set-up.
By the way -- Deadwood trivia: Mr. W. is played by Garret Dillahunt, the same actor who played Jack McCall in season 1.
I opted to do an offseason of Madden instead of watch...that never would have happened last year.
I thought lasts night episode was awesome. The tension and dialog were top notch IMO. Seeing EB turn from bully to a puddle of piss in a minute of dialog with Mr. W was great. The Joanie/Mr W brothel scene was great too. Im glad to see some character development finally from people like Alma Garrett, Trixie, Calamity Jane, and Joanie. I think the show is only going to be carried as far as some of these female characters can take it. They have already played a lot of the typical male stuff out of the box last year.
I also liked watching EB melt in front of Mr. W, and was really hoping to see some Joanie b00bage... but, I still feel like the series is crawling along. Maybe I was spoiled by last season's constant action and bravado....
I can see this year building as Al gets better and has to battle all of this claim stuff. Mr. W's going to get his along with some others once Al's feeling like his old randy self again. Things are getting back to normal in this episode and that's good for the story line.
I'm really looking forward to Al getting the Peter-Rooter treatment again. :paranoid
A "friend" of mine had to be roto'd before, and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. It hurts like hell. Or so I hear :paranoid
Best episode of the season by far. Maybe Milch has a trick up his sleeve with Mr. W and Jack McCall. I would lean towards that, but W has so far not even mentioned Bullock. That would be the only reason he would return to camp, to seek revenge.
Good episode last night i thought. I missed the last two weeks, so it was alittle confusing at first. I hope that new guy, who killed the three hookers, gets a beating next episode. That guy needs to die again. He plays characters that you love to hate. :yay
The season is starting to warm up now. I think it's going to be fun watching Al get things under control in the camp.
It's not the same show unless Al is Al. Good thing he's back...for now. I heard things that his illness comes back.
I'm trying to figure out who the former tutor of Mrs. Garret's ward is working for.
Quote from: NGM on April 11, 2005, 12:09:44 PM
I'm trying to figure out who the former tutor of Mrs. Garret's ward is working for.
Hearst seems to have his hand in a little of everything....
Quote from: MDS on April 11, 2005, 12:07:34 PM
It's not the same show unless Al is Al. Good thing he's back...for now. I heard things that his illness comes back.
They outta leave his illness alone because he makes that show when he's in ass kicking mode.
Quote from: NGM on April 11, 2005, 12:09:44 PM
I'm trying to figure out who the former tutor of Mrs. Garret's ward is working for.
Yea shes a real dandy of a woman. Her lines last night were great. Why don't you come upstairs and farg me and Ill tell you anything you want to know. Not a bad deal!
This weeks episode was insane, the last two weeks have been absolutely awesome. Nextweeks look like it is going to be even better.
I was starting to think that Trixie was actually showing some humanity...but apparently she's still just a tool for Swearingen.
you guys gotta check this out. http://thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm
QuoteTotal fargs in series: 1519
Cumulative series FPM: 1.45
:-D
I would think there would be a corksucker count somewhere, too! :-D
Count corksucker? You need to talk to Chuggie about that.
Deadwood got picked up for a 4th season, even though the 3rd season doesn't start until June. :yay