You'll find the Asian Porn in here!

[SD]

Yes
No
Maybe

[Diomedes]

No but he is in charge and this isn't a democracy.  Thank god.
No.  PG is an dwarf runner married to a former pro football fullback, with two children.  chuggie is from L.A. and an illegal, so the mistake is understandable, and Zanshin will kick your ass in real life or in Madden, your choice.  Ask him about his hairless dog.
No, for obvious reasons.

[lurking wierdo]

DWARF!!! For some reason, midgets always make me happy. I just look at them and I get a smile on my face. I thought Happy Gilmore was okay but the scene with the midget always makes me laugh.

And a lesbian midget is my idea of the ultimate porn film.

[Hawk]

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YES!

[Tomahawk]

Did you know japanese porn blurs out the bush and twigs & berries

[hbionic]

You have to click that you ARE over 18. Otherwise, mommy and daddy have to explain why the 13 year old looking japanese girl is crying while she's being raped having sex with the old guy.

[Tomahawk]

No....this is on sites like slutload and pornhub

[Sgt PSN]

In Japan, it's against the law to film porn and not blur that stuff out. So if you see Japanese porn without the blur, that means it was filmed outside of Japan.

[Tomahawk]

Fancy....like cognac, champagne, or tequila

[Diomedes]

apparently mattwillnot

[Yeti]

Yeti
Location: The Woods

  A Master woodsman, I carved a canoe from a fallen oak tree with a plastic ice cream spoon.  I used this to paddle down river where I kidnapped my wife while she was washing her clothes by the riverside.  She grew to love me when she saw how kind and gentle i was and how enormous my meatcicle is.  I showed her how wonderful the woods are and she showed me how great the city can be.  We now attend Eagles games and go to DiNardos for Crabs afterwards. 
  I love cheese flavored popcorn.

[hbionic]

hbionic

My trip through the woods.

I was taking a stroll in the woods and noticed a wood schack near the river. I looked in the window and saw a large sasquatch looking thing with a huge meatcicle nailing this hot broad that was tied to the bed. After he was done, he left, for food I assume, so I went in the bedroom where his hostage was tied up. I raped her a few times. She was practically beggin for it the way she was tied up. She did have this cheese flavored popcorn smell coming from her lower half. Her back end smelled like crab. Weird. Blood, tears, and cheese popcorn don't mix well, so I got out of there.

That sasquatch did have a huge meatcicle though. Wonder whatever happened to the hostage.

[Eagaholic]

hbionic

My trip through the woods.

I was taking a stroll in the woods and noticed a wood schack near the river. I looked in the window and saw a large sasquatch looking thing with a huge meatcicle nailing this hot broad that was tied to the bed. After he was done, he left, for food I assume, so I went in the bedroom where his hostage was tied up. I raped her a few times. She was practically beggin for it the way she was tied up. She did have this cheese flavored popcorn smell coming from her lower half. Her back end smelled like crab. Weird. Blood, tears, and cheese popcorn don't mix well, so I got out of there.

That sasquatch did have a huge meatcicle though. Wonder whatever happened to the hostage.

Man, I'm sure glad I noticed Yeti's above post after reading this one. At first I just thought this was like one of those random musing things. Or didn't you see his post either?

[hbionic]

I have him on ignore. I can't see his posts.

[Eagaholic]

I have him on ignore. I can't see his posts.

Huh, I think you guys would get along well.