the betting thread

[ice grillin you]

just realized i have new mexico in my five pack instead of montana which i meant to do...at least i bet on them....what an effin lock that was....like central arkansas was gonna go to big sky country and not get trounced

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I have New Mexico team total o7 in a parlay.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

FF down 9
UCLA +31.5 Oregon - W
LSU -13.5 UGA - W
Broncos +1.5 Vikings - W
Falcons -2.5 Texans - L
Panthers +3.5 Buccaneers - W

igy
pitt -11 syracuse - W
towson -2.5 lehigh - L
new mexico +48.5 boise - W
minnesota -1.5 denver - L
jets -3 taterskins - W

[MDS]

who doesnt love a chicago/new england/new orleans tease? come on.

tyler palko and dan orlovsky on the road + a mediocre lions teams simply losing by 3 to NO at home.

how can this not win.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The only tease I hit was Detroit/KC/Oakland +16.5/+15/+10.5.

KC covered against ROFLburger, so they can do it against Caleb Hanie. Detroit and NO could be a shootout, and Oakland and Miami is basically a Pk IMO.

But teasers are gay and a good way to forfeit your bankroll.

EDIT: If you're really into teasers, how can you not be putting Green Bay in pretty much all of them?

[PhillyPhreak54]

The last two days have sucked.

I played Oregon 1H -19 and that farging FG killed it.

Then I had Houston yesterday and they pulled a massive gag job. I also had them in a few exotics and of course CLEM, OSU and LSU all hit.

I need a rebound day today

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Follow Todd. He seems to be feeling the flow today.

[PhillyPhreak54]

The only tease I may do today is taking all the home dogs on a +7.

Washington +10
Minnesota +8.5
Cleveland +14 (Flacco on the road!)
Houston +8.5
Arizona +12

I won't touch the Giants.

Straight up leans:
TEN +3
KC +7
OAK +3
CIN +7
NE -21
CLE +7

Woof...woof.

[Rome]

That might be the worst parlay I have ever seen.  I mean EVER.

Jesus, Jay.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Not a parlay man - the top portion is a teaser.

The ones listed at the bottom are my feels for the game straight up. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Final plays (straight)
Houston +1.5
Oakland +3
Jets -3
Bengals +7

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You really will bet on the Texans under ANY circumstances, won't you?

[MDS]

hes onto something

matt ryan is hideous

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Impossible! He had 4 TD's against the dream team!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Final plays (straight)
Houston +1.5
Oakland +3
Jets -3
Bengals +7

Likely going to go 1-3...

Took a 2H parlay of TEN +1, HOU +3.5 & KC +7 that will save my bacon if HOU can hold on