Contract of Wifely Expectations

BigEd76 · February 20, 2006, 02:21:40 PM

Smoking Gun

hmm

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2006, 02:25:19 PM

If it wasn't for the whold child porn thing this guy's got going on, he'd be my hero.

BigEd76 · February 20, 2006, 02:27:29 PM

bionic, is 2 weeks worth of GBDs for unexpected anal a good deal?

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2006, 02:33:19 PM

Quote from: BigEd76 on February 20, 2006, 02:27:29 PM
bionic, is 2 weeks worth of GBDs for unexpected anal a good deal?

How would he know? There's no such thing as unexpected anal with him.

MadMarchHare · February 20, 2006, 02:36:04 PM

Inspiring.

phattymatty · February 20, 2006, 02:39:53 PM

I like how he tries to sound professional and use legal terms and then there's the part that says, "If you do any of these half-assed..."

Tomahawk · February 20, 2006, 02:41:19 PM

I wonder how long it took her to leave after reading that.

I wonder if I submitted something like that to the girl I'm dating if she'd think I was serious, or consider it as intended, a joke.

PhillyPhreak54 · February 20, 2006, 02:45:09 PM

Hell, she might've not left right away. Dudes whup up on their old ladies time after time and yet they're still together. So if a woman refuses to jet after getting her jaw broken some might hang around to be this douchbags servant.

phattymatty · February 20, 2006, 02:56:11 PM

i think we need to see a picture of this lady first. maybe she didn't have any options.

MadMarchHare · February 20, 2006, 02:57:13 PM

Actually, in the Smoking Gun article, it says he's being tried for kidnapping her, as well as the child porn, and that she never signed the "contract".

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2006, 03:00:04 PM

Quote from: MadMarchHare on February 20, 2006, 02:57:13 PM
Actually, in the Smoking Gun article, it says he's being tried for kidnapping her....... and that she never signed the "contract".

Hey! Quit trying to ruin our fun with facts and stuff.

Thanks a lot buzz kill.