2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[Sgt PSN]

Choke!

The patience at the plate by all 4 batters so far has been great. Excellent at bats all around.

[Sgt PSN]

And then pineapple head swings at the first pitch.

[Geowhizzer]

Damn, Pence would have score if he had gone.  Can't blame him for staying put, though.

[Don Ho]

farging Shane!

[Geowhizzer]

Come on Ibanez...

[Don Ho]

And then pineapple head swings at the first pitch.

Got their ace struggling and he farging swings at the first pitch.

Yes RAUL!!

[Geowhizzer]

Way to pick up Vic there, RAUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[Don Ho]

Wheres the crowd with some kind of Carpenter chant?

Start a REID MUST GO chant.

[Geowhizzer]

Come on Polanco, just suck a little less right now...

[Geowhizzer]

Come on Polanco, just suck a little less right now...

[Eagles_Legendz]

Pence's angles leave something to be desired.

[Don Ho]

Ok people, behave.  Off to juniors game.  Those poor farging kids are going to be sorry to see coach bob today.  They're going to pay dearly for the birds performance.

[SD]

Scouting report on Lee is obviously swing first pitch because he's going to give you something to gauge the at bat. Lee needs to adjust a bit here.

[Geowhizzer]

Scouting report on Lee is obviously swing first pitch because he's going to give you something to gauge the at bat. Lee needs to adjust a bit here.

That's pretty much the book on Lee and Halladay all the time.  They're so often around the plate that you may as well swing.

Mr. Lee says sit down, Theriot.

[Sgt PSN]

Not sure what he was bitching about on that pitch.