2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[SunMo]

Jimmy has a grade 2 groin strain and is going on the DL

[Munson]

At least Polanco is back to provide nothing

[LBIggle]

Jimmy has a grade 2 groin strain and is going on the DL

rubbing some dirt on it isn't as bad for some areas of the body.  get on it, jimmy.

[MDS]

yes, risk further injury

these are must win games coming up here.

[phillycrew]

At least Polanco is back to provide nothing

When healthy, Polanco is a damn fine player.

[MDS]

http://espn.go.com/mlb/blog/_/name/stark_jayson/id/6885526/braves-bullpen-tag-team-untouchable

heres some lurkins porn that igy jerks it to. has this replaced halle?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

At least Polanco is back to provide nothing

When healthy, Polanco is a damn fine player.

In other news, he was last healthy in 2005.

[Geowhizzer]

Since his demotion, Dom Brown is hitting a whopping .179 with 2 RBI in 67 ABs.

[Geowhizzer]

Gee, they can't seem to hit this pitcher at all.

[Munson]

I feel like every year they go in trying to get Howard to stand closer to the plate, and he moves further and further away as the year goes on...til he gets to this point, where's so farging far off the plate that I can't imagine him getting good contact on anything outside

[Geowhizzer]

Gee, they can't seem to hit this pitcher at all.

You're all welcome.


Oh, and Lee runs like a newborn giraffe.

[PhillyPhreak54]

John MAAAYberry Jr

Havas and Orodenker, your thoughts please.

[MDS]

this cant be reverse donovan mcnabb, can it?

[LBIggle]

yes, risk further injury

these are must win games coming up here.

i was obviously more referring to rubbing his groin with something then rushing him back from a grade 2 groin strain.  kkk? k? thanks bro-chief. 

[Rome]

McFlurry