2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[PhillyPhreak54]

farg you Grit.

[MDS]

i dont think the whole pnc house of horrors thing had anything to do with this

putrid, putrid offense

plus they burned the bullpen with kendrick starting tomorrow and a 60 pitch limit. fun times.

[Don Ho]

good work Grit, you piece of shtein.  And nice freeze on that looper Vic.  

[Don Ho]

This offense is just a big farging joke right now.  Jesus christ, Hamels throws a one hitter through 8, a one hitter and this is what we get?  What's worse is Hamels had two of the six hits.  Buy um a round of drinks Cole.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Tell us why we should be happy, Todd

[MDS]

theres really nothing to be happy about

the offense isnt very good and is going to go through spurts like this. couple that with them playing in a ballpark that for some reason gives them problems and the bullpen possibly blowing up over the next stretch of games and it might start to get a little rough.

but just hang tight, theyre good and it wont last forever.

[Sgt PSN]

Because the Phillies suck hard in Pittsburgh.  

i hope not....im going to that shteinhole for the phils series in june and i wanna see a sweep

Here's the last 6+ years in Pittsburgh.  Not pretty.  

2011 0-1
2010 1-3
2009 1-2
2008 2-1
2007 1-2
2006 1-2
2005 2-2
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Total 8-13

The suckfest in Pittsburgh continues.  But at least Havas is miserable right now.  So that's good. 

[ice grillin you]

is there anything more sickening than the GRIT fan club....the whole charade of fawning over him when he came back because the team hapened to score a few runs around the same time is one of the most sickening things ever...the farging jerk off was like 2-27 and getting credit piled on him for turning the team around....farging longest leash in city sports history

[SunMo]

Philadelphia   34   23   .596   -   19-10   15-13   229   196   +33   Lost 3   5-5
Florida   31   24   .564   2   14-13   17-11   230   227   +3   Lost 2   5-5
Atlanta   32   26   .552   2.5   17-13   15-13   226   191   +35   Won 2   6-4
NY Mets   26   31   .456   8   13-17   13-14   235   267   -32   Lost 1   4-6
Washington   25   32   .439   9   14-12   11-20   220   232   -12   Lost 1   4-6

[ice grillin you]

a 110 win juggernaut such as the phils should be up by double digits by now

the atl actually hs a better run differential...thats shocking...HOF hanson ftw

[PhillyPhreak54]

MAAAyberry back from Lehigh because Gload is on paternity leave.

No wonder why the icehole can't hit a home run! He's pregnant!

[Don Ho]

 

[Sgt PSN]

Paternity, maternity.....same difference. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

No way - there's a difference between the two?!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Joe West is a goddamn clown.

Having Angel Hernandez and Joe West on the same crew must be tortuous for the other two umpires.