2011 Philadelphia Phillies Season Thread (choking awful pos team, DIAF)

[PhillyGirl]

Hot damn, Doc.

[Don Ho]

So this mean that the Eagles will bury the 49ers tomorrow to try and out-duel the Phils?

They'll trade for Patrick Willis tonight.

[Don Ho]

i have a boner

Guilty.

[Don Ho]

Please cut that mike that picks up the screaming kids calling for every foul ball down the first base line.

[Sgt PSN]

So this mean that the Eagles will bury the 49ers tomorrow to try and out-duel the Phils?

They'll trade for Patrick Willis tonight.

They could trade Matthews and Coleman straight up for Willis and Hairamalu and it would still be a footnote in the sports section. 

And good gawd, the ball girl in right is awful.  I've seen her go after 2 or 3 balls with her feet and her non glove hand while keeping her glove tucked in her side. 

Yes...I'm really bitching about that. 

[Don Ho]

Sarge.   , what a difference three innings make. An hour ago I was about to kick someone in their scrotum.  Now I'm pissed at screaming kids and ball girls.

[Don Ho]

Boo!

[Sgt PSN]

I didn't know that Werth has the most postseason home runs in Phillies history.  That scrub Howard is only 3rd on the list. 

[Hawk]

So this mean that the Eagles will bury the 49ers tomorrow to try and out-duel the Phils?

They'll trade for Patrick Willis tonight.

They could trade Matthews and Coleman straight up for Willis and Hairamalu and it would still be a footnote in the sports section. 

And good gawd, the ball girl in right is awful.  I've seen her go after 2 or 3 balls with her feet and her non glove hand while keeping her glove tucked in her side. 

Yes...I'm really bitching about that.

Don't these girls play high school softball at the very least?  Embarassing.

[Geowhizzer]

Pitch some farging strikes, Stutes.

[Don Ho]

No Hawk, Stutes plays girls high school softball.

[Sgt PSN]

Some scrub named Laird came in as a pinch runner for Pujols.  Now I finally understand how brilliant LaRussa is. 

[Don Ho]

Pitch some farging strikes, Stutes.

Even up by 8 don't put this clown in.  Give fatty some work.

[Sgt PSN]

Nice throw Utley.

Dick. 

[Geowhizzer]

Some scrub named Laird came in as a pinch runner for Pujols.  Now I finally understand how brilliant LaRussa is.

Making the game 11-5 is VERY important!