Big Head

[Yeti]

There are certain things I will miss about the chemical plant.  We have a guy out on the floor they call "Big Head" for obvious reason.  He is proud of his enormous melon.  A guy started 6 months ago with the same physical attributes.  They call him "Noggin".  Noggin and Big Head don't like each other.  Until now they worked on different shifts.  Noggin started on first shift a few weeks ago and there was some friction.  I went down to the break room just now and the guys are measuring their heads to see whos head is the biggest.  They have one of those fabric tape measures chicks use.  They asked me what was the best way to measure to figure out the winner.  I told them to determine who has the biggest head they would have to take weight into consideration. 

That ought to keep them busy for a while.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Tell them they need to measure it in water. Take a wash basin fill it to the top, then measure how much water spills out when they shove their head in.

[ParkingLotFlagDude]

  I told them to determine who has the biggest head they would have to take weight into consideration. 

I can tell you that "true" big heads are not really changed that much from the neck up due to weight, you can lose 100 lbs and still have a huge head(s). 

[T_Section224]

i get the feeling he gave them that challenge to occupy their time, not to prove scientifically which one is actually larger.

yeti is sneaky like that.

[Yeti]

I am sitting in my office hoping no one got decapatated.

[T_Section224]

oddly enough i'm sitting in mine hoping someone's did.

[Yeti]

One of the floor managers came in and said the guys were lying on the ground and resting their head on a floor scale.

  I will miss being King of the Stupid People.

[Diomedes]

 

That is somehow both utterly predictable and also unbelievable. 

[Fan_Since_64]

 

Thank you for my best laugh of the day, Yeti. You will definitely be missed when you go!

[henchmanUK]

I told them to determine who has the biggest head they would have to take weight into consideration.

Nice one. Mmmmmmm, enormous melons.

[mikey418]

One of the floor managers came in and said the guys were lying on the ground and resting their head on a floor scale.

  I will miss being King of the Stupid People.

Haha...I was thinking that they would do that as I read this thread and boom....there it is.