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Title: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2005, 12:15:37 PM
Set your rosters, suckers.  Season begins tonight.

Talk smack here for the rest of the season.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Phanatic on September 08, 2005, 12:21:09 PM
Sassy is going down! ....again?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 08, 2005, 01:05:38 PM
Only on your mom.  :P

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Phanatic on September 08, 2005, 01:48:51 PM
http://thatvideosite.com/view/367.html

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 08, 2005, 02:11:52 PM
effing priceless.  i had the same color blue on my  computer screen the other day.  while doing pbp in the last preseason game thread.  the blue screen of death.

I'm bored.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MURP on September 08, 2005, 02:14:53 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on September 08, 2005, 01:48:51 PM
http://thatvideosite.com/view/367.html



classic
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on September 08, 2005, 05:05:15 PM
this league sucks. Anyone who loses to me sucks. Your mom sucks.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on September 08, 2005, 06:32:52 PM
Mr. T giggles like a lil bitch.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 08, 2005, 08:05:41 PM
I only have one player from a team that made the playoffs last year. And two of my starters don't have a home stadium this year. I'm boned.

That being said, everyone else in this league enjoys the intimate company of men and has a mother with questionable sexual mores. So there.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2005, 09:28:42 AM
I'm going to mop up this year.  Like a janitor at the Superdome.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Mad-Lad on September 09, 2005, 11:00:00 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 09, 2005, 09:28:42 AM
I'm going to mop up this year.  Like a janitor at the Superdome.

Sure thing, Jizz-mopper.

you've got Plummer Butt and his sweet mustache on your team. you'll be 0 - 1 after this week.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 09, 2005, 01:51:52 PM
Plummer to Rice, Touchdown!
Plummer pitches to Clarrett, Touchdown!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Mad-Lad on September 09, 2005, 02:03:20 PM
(http://www.mattsebek.com/pics/briancollins.jpg)

BOOM goes the dynamite!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MURP on September 09, 2005, 02:05:46 PM
 :-D  the pixelation makes it even better. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 12, 2005, 12:17:21 AM
Tied at 99 points? Booooo......
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 12, 2005, 12:22:17 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 12, 2005, 12:17:21 AM
Tied at 99 points? Booooo......

thats with me. Mason needed 1 more yard, Heap 2. If I start McMichal over Heap, I win.

Consider yourself lucky.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on September 13, 2005, 07:57:05 AM
bionic, you avoid the perfect season. :o
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 13, 2005, 09:19:25 AM
What a lousy Fantasy week.  In three leagues I won two games, but neither because I deserved it.  I got lucky.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 13, 2005, 09:21:14 AM
Im amazed i came up with the win after i started Curtis Martin and Steven Jackson  :-X
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 13, 2005, 10:17:57 AM
1-0  :paranoid
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 13, 2005, 11:29:09 AM
117 points and I lose. That's rough. Hopefully the Chiefs will actually use Tony Gonzales next week.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on September 13, 2005, 06:39:29 PM
Quote from: Satoshi on September 13, 2005, 07:57:05 AM
bionic, you avoid the perfect season. :o

Dio actually did a better job than I thought. Thanks Dio. I know for sure I'll be better than sushi's boys.  ^-^
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 14, 2005, 09:57:54 AM
Week one round up:

winners in bold, owner poll results shown below each score

Mad's Arch-Villains 72.50
Dio's Bronx Brigands 89.00
poll: 3 owners voted, 66% for Dio's Bronx Brigands

Eastern Motors 117.00
MDS' Mike Zordich's 119.00
poll: 5 owners voted, 20% for MDS' Mike Zordich's

Phanatics 80.50 
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 69.00
poll: 5 owners voted, 60% for Phanatics

CF_DeepBallas 76.50
Satoshi 93.00
poll: 4 owners voted, 75% for Satoshi

Pli-Plong & Pongora 75.00
CSD 57.50
poll: 5 owners voted, 0% for Pli-Plong & Pongora

Seabiscuit36 92.00
phillymic 90.00
poll: 4 owners voted, 25% for Seabiscuit36


Highest score: 119.00 (MDS' Mike Zordich's)
Lowest score: 57.50  (CSD)
Highest winning score: 119.00  (MDS' Mike Zordich's)
Lowest winning score: 75.00 (Pli-Plong & Pongora)
Highest losing score: 117.00 (Eastern Motors)
Lowest losing score: 57.50  (CSD)
Greatest margin of victory: 16.5 (tie) (Dio's Bronx Brigands > Mad's Arch-Villains and Satoshi > CF_DeepBallas)
Least margin of victory: 2 (tie) (Seabiscuit36 > phillymic and MDS' Mike Zordich's > Eastern Motors)


standings:
1.  MDS' Mike Zordich's 1-0-0
2.  Satoshi 1-0-0
3.  Seabiscuit36 1-0-0
4.  Dio's Bronx Brigands 1-0-0
5.  Phanatics 1-0-0
6.  Pli-Plong & Pongora 1-0-0
7.  Eastern Motors 0-1-0
8.  phillymic 0-1-0
9.  CF_DeepBallas 0-1-0
10.  Mad's Arch-Villains 0-1-0
11.  Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 0-1-0
12.  CSD 0-1-0
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 14, 2005, 12:40:53 PM
 :deion
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Phanatic on September 14, 2005, 03:44:25 PM
Cool... Who's next?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Tomahawk on September 14, 2005, 05:54:22 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on September 14, 2005, 03:44:25 PM
Cool... Who's next?

That's what Sarge's mom alway says after I'm done slipping the sausage between her pork danglies.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 14, 2005, 06:18:04 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 14, 2005, 05:54:22 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on September 14, 2005, 03:44:25 PM
Cool... Who's next?

That's what Sarge's mom alway says after I'm done slipping the sausage between her pork danglies.

This coming from a guy who's idea of cotton candy is licking a sheep's ass. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 14, 2005, 06:19:19 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on September 14, 2005, 03:44:25 PM
Cool... Who's next?

:-D  :(

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 18, 2005, 06:23:38 PM
Week 1

Offensive MVPs: Mark Bulger (Satoshi) & Willie Parker (phillymic) - 26pts
Defensive MVP: Cato June (phillymic) - 16pts

Offensive overachievers:
Jimmy Smith (Eastern Motors) +16.58
Willie Parker (phillymic) +15.86
Larry Fitzgerald (Pli-Plong & Pongora) +15.12
Steve Smith (Seabiscuit36) +14.94
Marcus Pollard (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +8.16

Defensive overachievers:
Jason Taylor (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +10.03
Cato June (phillymic) +9.08
Brian Dawkins (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +7.1
Mike Brown (Seabiscuit36) +4.43
Marcus Trufant (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +3.57

Offensive underachievers:
Domanick Davis (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -17
Daunte Culpepper (CSD) -16.86
Brett Favre (phillymic) -14.65
Curtis Martin (Seabiscuit36) -11.2
Trent Green (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -11.15

Defensive underachievers:
Rodney Harrison (Mad's Arch-Villains) -5.4
Jamie Sharper (CF_DeepBallas) -5.38
Jeremiah Trotter (CSD) -5.17
Terrence McGee (Phanatics) -4.39
Ed Reed (Satoshi) -3.89
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 18, 2005, 06:25:02 PM
It's week 2  :-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 18, 2005, 06:45:19 PM
I'll put up the Week 2 numbers when Yahoo finalizes the numbers for this week. If you'd rather not have them at all instead of having them late, that could be arranged too.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 19, 2005, 01:02:07 PM
MDS has the win over my Brigands unless Deuce has a monster game.

Thanks for the numbers, QB.  Holla!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 19, 2005, 01:17:27 PM
MDS doesnt lose.

Learn it, biotch.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 19, 2005, 11:37:59 PM
Sarge was up on me by about 45 points going into Monday night.

I had a good Monday night.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 19, 2005, 11:41:31 PM
2-0  :poison
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 19, 2005, 11:51:33 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 19, 2005, 11:37:59 PM
Sarge was up on me by about 45 points going into Monday night.

I had a good Monday night.

Before the game even started I was pretty sure that you were going to take it.  It'd be kind of hard for you not to score 45 points with the likes of Brooks, Horn and Barber playing.  Too bad for me you didn't have Brunell, Portis and Moss.  :-\
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on September 20, 2005, 06:48:01 AM
I really didn't think I could win this week. I thank Julius Jones. 2-0!!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2005, 07:02:13 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 19, 2005, 11:51:33 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 19, 2005, 11:37:59 PM
Sarge was up on me by about 45 points going into Monday night.

I had a good Monday night.

Before the game even started I was pretty sure that you were going to take it.  It'd be kind of hard for you not to score 45 points with the likes of Brooks, Horn and Barber playing.  Too bad for me you didn't have Brunell, Portis and Moss.  :-\

I actually do have Santana Moss, riding the pine like every taterskin should. He put up 27 fantasy points last night though...
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 20, 2005, 09:08:07 AM
CFFFL AFC Week 2 Results   

MDS' Mike Zordich's   118.5
Dio's Bronx Brigands   94.5
   
Seabiscuit36   62
Mad's Arch-Villains   104.5
   
Eastern Motors   112.5
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy    102
   
Phanatics   66.5
Satoshi   69.5
   
CF_DeepBallas   143.5
CSD   88.5
   
Pli-Plong & Pongora   69
phillymic   114


Highest score: 143.5 (CF_Deepballas)   
Lowest score: 62 (Seasbiscuit36)   
Highest winning score: 143.5 (CF_Deepballas)   
Lowest winning score: 69.5 Satoshi   
Highest losing score: 102 (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy)   
Lowest losing score: 62 (Seabiscuit36)   
Greatest margin of victory: 55 (CF_DeepBallas > CSD)    
Least margin of victory: 3 (Phanatics > Satoshi)   


Standings
1.  MDS' Mike Zordich's 2-0-0
2.  Satoshi 2-0-0
3.  Eastern Motors 1-1-0
4.  CF_DeepBallas 1-1-0 
5.  phillymic 1-1-0
6.  Dio's Bronx Brigands 1-1-0
7.  Mad's Arch-Villains 1-1-0
8.  Seabiscuit36 1-1-0
9.  Phanatics 1-1-0
10.  Pli-Plong & Pongora 1-1-0 
11.  Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 0-2-0
12.  CSD 0-2-0
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 20, 2005, 01:18:27 PM
Standings
1.  MDS' Mike Zordich's 2-0-0

Thats all you need to know. Word to the Zordich.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on September 20, 2005, 02:09:12 PM
I got spanked harder than a red headed stepchild.....Damn Peyton  :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Mad-Lad on September 20, 2005, 04:20:42 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on September 20, 2005, 02:09:12 PM
I got spanked harder than a red headed stepchild.....Damn Peyton  :boom

Yeah you did.   :-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2005, 10:07:36 PM
Week 2

Offensive MVP: Donovan McNabb (CF_DeepBallas) - 39.5pts
Defensive MVP: Mike Brown (Seabiscuit36) - 13pts

Offensive overachievers:
Thomas Jones (CF_DeepBallas) +18.02
Donovan McNabb (CF_DeepBallas) +16.26
Brett Favre (phillymic) +15.07
Terrell Owens (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +13.88
Hines Ward (CSD) +13.32

Defensive overachievers:
Mike Brown (Seabiscuit36) +8.37
Troy Polamalu (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +5.93
Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors) +5.1
Mike Peterson (Eastern Motors) +4.86
Brian Urlacher (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +3.06

Offensive underachievers:
Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) -21.01
Jamal Lewis (Mad's Arch-Villains) -13.24
Daunte Culpepper (CSD) -13.2
Corey Dillon (Phanatics) -10.82
Drew Brees (Phanatics) -10.24

Defensive underachievers:
Derrick Brooks (Seabiscuit36) -6.71
London Fletcher (Pli-Plong & Pongora) -6.26
Marcus Trufant (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -6.01
Nick Barnett (Eastern Motors) -5.68
Jamie Sharper (CF_DeepBallas) -4.71

Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2005, 10:16:23 PM
And a new feature that tempts people to make stupid moves...

Left rotting on the bench
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 42pts
Stephen Davis (Satoshi) - 39pts
Kurt Warner (CSD) - 35pts
Larry Johnson (phillymic) - 34pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 30pts
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 20, 2005, 10:17:20 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 20, 2005, 10:16:23 PM
And a new feature that tempts people to make stupid moves...

:-D :-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2005, 10:33:33 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 20, 2005, 10:16:23 PM
And a new feature that tempts people to make stupid moves...

Left rotting on the bench
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 42pts
Stephen Davis (Satoshi) - 39pts
Kurt Warner (CSD) - 35pts
Larry Johnson (phillymic) - 34pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 30pts

I broke my own rule of playing people on Monday Night.  Next week I've got Trent Green vs Denver on MNF or Bledsoe vs San Fran.  So do I break the rule again or not?  Green is due for a big game.  Decisions, decisions.  :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 20, 2005, 10:36:50 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2005, 10:33:33 PMDecisions, decisions.

Don't agonize over it, man.  Whatever you do, you'll farg it up.  Might as well just relax and enjoy it.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 20, 2005, 11:01:17 PM
I rule. Give up now.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2005, 11:08:06 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 20, 2005, 10:36:50 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2005, 10:33:33 PMDecisions, decisions.

Don't agonize over it, man. Whatever you do, you'll farg it up. Might as well just relax and enjoy it.

:flipoff
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 20, 2005, 11:13:10 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 20, 2005, 11:01:17 PM
I rule. Give up now.

Bah. Your team doesn't even know the difference between plural and possessive.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 20, 2005, 11:51:19 PM
Zordich is king.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 20, 2005, 11:53:48 PM
Quote from: MDS on September 20, 2005, 11:01:17 PM
I rule. Give up now.

As the defending AFC Champ I'd like to say BITE ME!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 20, 2005, 11:54:37 PM
I aint givin up me 1st place spot, kids.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on September 21, 2005, 06:19:29 AM
Quote from: MDS on September 20, 2005, 01:18:27 PM
Standings
1.  MDS' Mike Zordich's 2-0-0

Thats all you need to know. Word to the Zordich.

You'll be done soon. :evil
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on September 21, 2005, 07:22:33 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 20, 2005, 10:16:23 PM
Left rotting on the bench
Stephen Davis (Satoshi) - 39pts

Well, I'm still unbeaten. Everything is on the right track.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 22, 2005, 10:28:43 AM
I just cut Vick and replaced him with Dilfer.  Discuss.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Phanatic on September 22, 2005, 11:47:46 AM
You drafted him just so you could cut him didn't you!!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 22, 2005, 06:58:24 PM
Does anyone with zesty QBs want to trade me a RB (to be used for backup purposes) for Brian Griese? Griese is currently #16 among QBs in fantasy points this year.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on September 22, 2005, 08:04:15 PM
Mike Vick can win games but doesn't make great stats ever game. That's why I don't take him. I like Leftwich better.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 22, 2005, 11:55:35 PM
farg Byron Leftwich and his pansy "I play best when I'm injured" ass.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on September 23, 2005, 02:49:38 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on September 22, 2005, 11:55:35 PM
farg Byron Leftwich and his pansy "I play best when I'm injured" ass.

You could say but Leftwich is a better passer.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 23, 2005, 07:14:21 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 22, 2005, 06:58:24 PM
Does anyone with zesty QBs want to trade me a RB (to be used for backup purposes) for Brian Griese? Griese is currently #16 among QBs in fantasy points this year.

I should also mention that Griese is playing the defenseless Packers on Sunday. The Packers have already been smoked by Joey Harrington and Trent Dilfer.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 24, 2005, 08:46:59 AM
I like the new matchup voting feature.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 25, 2005, 11:41:51 PM
I'll go out on a limb here and guess that Sassy probably beat me on the strength of LT's performance alone.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 25, 2005, 11:45:50 PM
I dunno dude.  Other than LT and TO, the rest of my guys didn't do ish today.  Luckily I've still got Green and Rod Smith tomorrow night but you've got Plummer.  The good thing is that anything that Smith does will basically negate anything that Plummer does.  So I'm hoping that any/all of Plummer's td passes go directly to Rod.  ;D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 25, 2005, 11:47:53 PM
3-0
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 25, 2005, 11:56:37 PM
Looks like Satoshi will beat me unless Priest Holmes gets injured and Tony Gonzalez can finally solve Champ Bailey. Down to the wire all three weeks for me.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on September 26, 2005, 10:37:55 AM
I'm almost 3-0? Wow, this is the best start record in my life. 8)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on September 27, 2005, 10:11:52 PM
Week 3

Offensive MVP: LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 42.5pts
Defensive MVPs: Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors), Dwight Freeney (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy), Donnie Edwards (CF_DeepBallas) - 13pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/5452.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/3569.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/5897.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/3637.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +26.62
Steve Smith (Seabiscuit36) +22.34
Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +21.84
Brandon Lloyd (Pli-Plong & Pongora) +20.42
Eli Manning (Pli-Plong & Pongora) +16.13

Defensive overachievers:
Dwight Freeney (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +8.49
Jeremiah Trotter :cfhead (CSD) +7.59
Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors) +4.94
James Farrior (Satoshi) +4.51
Derrick Johnson (Satoshi) +4.46

Offensive underachievers:
Aaron Brooks (Eastern Motors) -11.15
T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Satoshi) -10.1
Joe Horn (Eastern Motors) -9.84
Priest Holmes (Satoshi) -9.42
Isaac Bruce (Pli-Plong & Pongora) -8.94

Defensive underachievers:
Taleo Spikes (Mad's Arch-Villains) -6.84
Rodney Harrison (Mad's Arch-Villains) -6.64
Brian Dawkins :cfhead (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -5.54
Marcus Trufant (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -5.17
Julian Peterson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -5.09

Left rotting on the bench:
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 31pts
Drew Brees (Phanatics) - 23pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 22.5pts
Jake Delhomme (phillymic) - 20.5pts
Steve McNair (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 18.5pts


Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Mad-Lad on September 27, 2005, 10:16:31 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 27, 2005, 10:11:52 PM
Mad's Arch-Villains lost two-thirds of its defense to season-ending injuries this week

you suck!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 27, 2005, 10:16:50 PM
I'm the wiz, and nobody beats me.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 27, 2005, 10:17:54 PM
I'll put up the results some time other than now.  Now I need to get another beer.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on September 27, 2005, 10:25:17 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on September 27, 2005, 10:11:52 PM
[li]When is Sassy going to start Drew Bledsoe?

This week which means that Trent Green is going to go off against Philly.  :-\
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 28, 2005, 01:18:31 PM
Week 3 CFFFL AFC Results

Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy   125.5
Dio's Bronx Brigands   80

MDS' Mike Zordich's   140
Mad's Arch-Villains   91.5

Eastern Motors   86
Satoshi   107

Phanatics   118.5
CSD   120.5

CF_DeepBallas   136
phillymic   69

Seabiscuit36   114.5
Pli-Plong & Pongora   86.5

=============
Highest score: 140 (MDS' Mike Zordich's)      
Lowest score: 69 (phillymic)      
Highest winning score: 140 (MDS' Mike Zordich's)      
Lowest winning score: 107 (Satoshi)   
Highest losing score: 118 (Phanatics)      
Lowest losing score: 69 (phillymic)      
Greatest margin of victory: 67 (CF_DeepBallas > phillymic)       
Least margin of victory: 2 (CSD > Phanatics)      



Standings

MDS' Mike Zordich's 3-0-0   
Satoshi 3-0-0   
CF_DeepBallas 2-1-0
Seabiscuit36 2-1-0
Eastern Motors 1-2-0
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 1-2-0
phillymic 1-2-0
Mad's Arch-Villains 1-2-0
CSD 1-2-0 .333
Dio's Bronx Brigands 1-2-0
Phanatics 1-2-0
Pli-Plong & Pongora 1-2-0
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on September 28, 2005, 01:28:07 PM
some notes:

MDS has had the highest score two out of three weeks.
Satoshi has had the lowest winning score two of three weeks.
Most points scored (in one week) so far this season:  143.5 (CF_Deepballas) in week two.
Least points scored (in one week) so far this season: 57.5 (CSD) in week one.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on September 28, 2005, 02:24:25 PM
Give up now.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on September 28, 2005, 02:38:51 PM
Football sucks.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on September 29, 2005, 08:17:24 AM
Quote from: hbionic on September 28, 2005, 02:38:51 PM
Football sucks.

Looser. 8)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 04, 2005, 12:41:19 AM
4-0
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 04, 2005, 05:23:25 AM
Still unbeaten. 8)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 04, 2005, 10:39:03 AM
I went into last night's game trailing by a half point so all I needed was for Kasay to kick 1 XP.  Guess I got the bonus plan. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 04, 2005, 08:28:31 PM
Week 4

Offensive MVP: Donovan McNabb :cfhead (CF_DeepBallas) - 35pts
Defensive MVPs: Donnie Edwards (CF_DeepBallas) - 12pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/4650.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/3637.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
Plaxico Burress (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +21.82
Brett Favre (phillymic) +16.5
Donovan McNabb :cfhead (CF_DeepBallas) +13.79
Marvin Harrison (Phanatics) +12.48
Terrell Owens :cfhead (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +12.14

Defensive overachievers:
Jeremiah Trotter :cfhead (CSD) +5.22
Jonathan Vilma (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +4.11
Jevon Kearse :cfhead (Pli-Plong & Pongora) +3.86
Donnie Edwards (CF_DeepBallas) +3.67
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +3.55

Offensive underachievers:
Steve Smith (Seabiscuit36) -12.28
Carnell Williams (Pli-Plong & Pongora) -10.86
Brian Westbrook :cfhead (CF_DeepBallas) -10.46
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -10.12
Kerry Collins (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -10.1

Defensive underachievers:
Julian Peterson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -5.88
Jamie Sharper (CF_DeepBallas) -5.83
Derrick Brooks (Seabiscuit36) -5.75
Karlos Dansby (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -4.34
Leonard Little (Phanatics) -4.13

Left rotting on the bench:
Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) - 32.5pts
Drew Brees (Phanatics) - 24pts
Joey Galloway (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 22pts
Matt Hasselbeck (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 21pts
Jake Delhomme (phillymic) - 19pts


Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 04, 2005, 10:06:02 PM
No cracks in my armor. I found ways to win.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 04, 2005, 10:22:43 PM
Farg that mds Steve Smith and Colbert sucked balls for me last night against a zesty defensive backfield.  Delhomo threw it to foster and his zesty TE's the whole dame game  :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 04, 2005, 10:24:02 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 04, 2005, 10:22:43 PM
Farg that mds Steve Smith and Colbert sucked balls for me last night against a zesty defensive backfield.  Delhomo threw it to foster and his zesty TE's the whole dame game  :boom

wah wah wah ur just next on the list wah wah wah wah wah wah
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 04, 2005, 10:34:24 PM
By the way, I forgot to mention that DMac has been the MVP twice now, after only four weeks. DMac's a fantasy pimp. Donnie Edwards has been MVP twice too now.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 04, 2005, 10:36:05 PM
Yea well I'm 4-0. So ha.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 05, 2005, 09:01:45 AM
Week 4 CFFFL AFC Results

Satoshi   124
Dio's Bronx Brigands   70

Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy   101
Mad's Arch-Villains    93.5

MDS' Mike Zordich's   111.5
Seabiscuit36   105

Eastern Motors   110
CSD   99

phillymic   126.5
Phanatics   78

Pli-Plong & Pongora   95.5
CF_DeepBallas   79.5


Week 4 notes
Highest score: 126.5 (phillymic)         
Lowest score: 70 (Dio's Bronx Brigands)         
Highest winning score: 126.5 (phillymic)         
Lowest winning score: 95.5 (Pli-Plong & Pongora)      
Highest losing score: 105 (Seabiscuit36)         
Lowest losing score: 70 (Dio's Bronx Brigands)   
Greatest margin of victory: 54 (Satoshi > Dio's Bronx Brigands)          
Least margin of victory: 6.5 (MDS' Mike Zordich's > Seabiscuit36)    



Standings   
1.  MDS' Mike Zordich's 4-0-0   
2.  Satoshi 4-0-0 1.000   
3.  CF_DeepBallas 2-2-0
4.  Eastern Motors 2-2-0
5.  phillymic 2-2-0 .500
6.  Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 2-2-0
7.  Seabiscuit36 2-2-0
8.  Pli-Plong & Pongora 2-2-0
9.  CSD 1-3-0
10.  Mad's Arch-Villains 1-3-0
11.  Phanatics 1-3-0
12.  Dio's Bronx Brigands 1-3-0
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Tomahawk on October 05, 2005, 10:16:31 AM
You guys are lucky you're not playing in the NFC as it is a much stronger conference. You all lose, suckers!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Mad-Lad on October 05, 2005, 11:23:27 AM
I'm lucky i drafted Jamal Lewis.  He's been clutch this season.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on October 05, 2005, 01:51:01 PM
Quote from: Mad-Lad on October 05, 2005, 11:23:27 AM
I'm lucky i drafted Jamal Lewis.  He's been clutch this season.

You're all lucky Dio farged up my draft starting with Freddie Mitchell..otherwise I'd be raping you all.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 06, 2005, 01:20:40 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 05, 2005, 10:16:31 AM
You guys are lucky you're not playing in the NFC as it is a much stronger conference.
Pardon me if I don't take your word for it.  Until your conference bothers to publish some results, I'll stick to my position that, like the real NFL, the NFC gobbles AFC meatcicle all day long in CFFFL.

Quote from: hbionic on October 05, 2005, 01:51:01 PM...I'd be raping you all.
Wake up, Chuggie.  You're wet-dreaming again. 



Some notes through four weeks:

MDS' Mike Zordich's tallied the highest weekly score twice. (Weeks 1 and 3)
MDS' Mike Zordich's has twice won by the week's lowest margin of victory. (Weeks 1 and 4)
CF_Deepballas has twice won by the greatest margin of victory, holding the largest (67 over phillymic in week 3) and second largest (55 over CSD in week 2) margins of victory so far this season.
Through four weeks, only two teams have secured "Lowest winning score" honors: Satoshi and Pli-Plong & Pongora have each done so twice.

Most points in a game:  143.5 (CF_Deepballas), in week two.
Least points in a game: 57.5 (CSD), in week one.
The highest losing score in a game: 118 (Phanatics), in week three.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 06, 2005, 01:21:29 PM
intersting stat:

MDS' Mike Zordich's are 4-0.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 07, 2005, 07:21:40 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 06, 2005, 01:21:29 PM
intersting stat:

MDS' Mike Zordich's are 4-0.

Face my team and youre done.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 07, 2005, 07:32:21 PM
Half of his wins were by the skin of his teeth.  Not much to boast over.  But don't expect the undefeated guy to think like that.  He's so enamored with himself, he's blind.  Blind.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 07, 2005, 07:34:48 PM
I'm 4-0.  :)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 07, 2005, 07:47:08 PM
Yeah, we know.  The taterskins are undefeated, too.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 07, 2005, 07:56:21 PM
(http://wackyweaselworld.com/flameINC/images/owned7.jpg)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 07, 2005, 09:14:34 PM
I haven't lost.  :D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 08, 2005, 12:06:02 AM
A win is a win. Nobody can deny that.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 08, 2005, 12:34:56 AM
Quote from: Satoshi on October 08, 2005, 12:06:02 AM
A win is a win. Nobody can deny that.

I can deny it if I'm in denial.  But I'm not in denial.  Not in denial I say!!!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Tomahawk on October 08, 2005, 10:51:44 AM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 08, 2005, 12:34:56 AM
Quote from: Satoshi on October 08, 2005, 12:06:02 AM
A win is a win. Nobody can deny that.

I can deny it if I'm in denial.  But I'm not in denial.  Not in denial I say!!!

Denial is not just a river in Egypt - Good to see you admitting your team sucks.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 08, 2005, 04:09:50 PM
CSD has a dilemma.  Culpepper is on a bye, and his only other "quarterback,"  Vick, just got downgraded from probable to questionable (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2184633).
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 08, 2005, 07:13:24 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 08, 2005, 04:09:50 PM
CSD has a dilemma.  Culpepper is on a bye, and his only other "quarterback,"  Vick, just got downgraded from probable to questionable (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2184633).

Vinny Testaverde is available.  :D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 08, 2005, 08:03:49 PM
Kerry Holcomb too.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 09, 2005, 11:38:08 AM
Darrell Jackson and Joe Horn both out. :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 09, 2005, 08:12:30 PM
5-0  :)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 09, 2005, 08:47:02 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 09, 2005, 08:12:30 PM
5-0  :)

God I hope LT rushes for 4 TDs and 200 yards tomorrow night.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 09, 2005, 08:53:53 PM
Haha i still have rudi now. ill never stop trashin talkin like an icehole til i lose. which will never happen. bwahaha
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Phanatic on October 10, 2005, 10:10:46 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 04, 2005, 08:28:31 PM
Week 4

[li]When is Phanatics going to start Drew Brees? >:D[/li]
[/list]

I finally start Brees and Brady goes off!!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 10, 2005, 01:45:49 PM
5-0
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2005, 01:48:21 PM
LT is getting me 50 points tonight.  Bank on it. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 10, 2005, 06:27:58 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on October 10, 2005, 10:10:46 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 04, 2005, 08:28:31 PM
Week 4

[li]When is Phanatics going to start Drew Brees? >:D[/li]
[/list]

I finally start Brees and Brady goes off!!

Hence:

Quote from: QB Eagles on September 20, 2005, 10:16:23 PM
And a new feature that tempts people to make stupid moves...

:evil
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 10, 2005, 06:42:45 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 10, 2005, 01:48:21 PM
LT is getting me 20 points tonight.  Bank on it. 

ok
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 11, 2005, 12:32:48 AM
yea 5-0

sassy is latest victim

hey satoshi....your beating is next.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 11, 2005, 05:38:17 AM
Quote from: MDS on October 11, 2005, 12:32:48 AM
yea 5-0

sassy is latest victim

hey satoshi....your beating is next.

Great. We are going to be 5-1.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 11, 2005, 09:09:39 AM
CFFFL AFC Results Week 5

Dio's Bronx Brigands   77.5
CSD   71
   
Mad's Arch-Villains   131.5
Satoshi   84
   
MDS' Mike Zordich's   143
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy   125
   
phillymic   99.5
Eastern Motors   87
   
Phanatics   85.5
Pli-Plong & Pongora   73
   
Seabiscuit36   119.5
CF_DeepBallas   84


Week 5 notes
Highest score: 143 (MDS' Mike Zordich's)      
Lowest score: 71 (CSD)      
Lowest winning score: 77.5 (Dio's Bronx Brigands)   
Highest losing score: 125 (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy)      
Greatest margin of victory: 47.5 (Mad's Arch-Villians > Satoshi)       
Least margin of victory: 6.5 (Dio's Bronx Brigands > CSD)



Standings
1.  MDS' Mike Zordich's 5-0-0
2.  Satoshi 4-1-0
3.  phillymic 3-2-0
4.  Seabiscuit36 3-2-0
5.  Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 2-3-0
6.  CF_DeepBallas 2-3-0
7.  Eastern Motors 2-3-0
8.  Mad's Arch-Villains 2-3-0
9.  Phanatics 2-3-0
10.  Dio's Bronx Brigands 2-3-0
11.  Pli-Plong & Pongora 2-3-0
12.  CSD 1-4-0

Notes through five weeks:
MDS' Mike Zordich's tallied the highest weekly score thrice. (Weeks 1, 3 and 5)
MDS' Mike Zordich's has twice won by the week's lowest margin of victory. (Weeks 1 and 4)
CSD is the first player to record the lowest score of the week twice this season. (Weeks 1 and 5)
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy has recorded the highest losing score twice. (Weeks 2 and 5)
Satoshi and Pli-Plong & Pongora have each had the lowest winning score twice.
Most points:  143.5 (CF_Deepballas), (Week 2)
Least points: 57.5 (CSD) (Week 1)
Highest losing score: 125 (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) (Week 5)
CF_Deepballas has twice won by the greatest margin of victory, holding the largest (67 over phillymic in week 3) and second largest (55 over CSD in week 2) margins of victory so far this season.  Satoshi has also won by the greatest margin twice, though in somewhat less convincing fashion than CF_Deepballas: by 16.5 in week one over CF_Deepballas, and by 54 over Dio's Bronx Brigands in week 4.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 11, 2005, 10:11:14 AM
I so far and away have the bestest team.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 11, 2005, 10:16:09 AM
And the worstest attitude.  But go on, boast some more, big shot.  Chicks dig it.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 11, 2005, 10:18:17 AM
5-0  :)

Thats all I can hear.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 11, 2005, 10:19:40 PM
Week 5

Offensive MVP: Drew Bledsoe :puke (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 30.5pts
Defensive MVPs: Cato June (phillymic) - 16pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/2359.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/6534.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +16.81
Terry Glenn (CF_DeepBallas) +16.48
Daniel Graham (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +13.74
Antonio Bryant (Mad's Arch-Villains) +13.64
Josh McCown (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +13.01

Defensive overachievers:
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +12.6
Kyle Vanden Bosch (phillymic) +8.5
Cato June (phillymic) +8.27
Nick Barnett (Eastern Motors) +7.67
Jonathan Vilma (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +7.18

Offensive underachievers:
Ron Mexico (CSD) -16.96
Donovan McNabb :cfhead (CF_DeepBallas) -16.55
Aaron Brooks (Eastern Motors) -13.76
Brian Westbrook :cfhead (CF_DeepBallas) -12.24
Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) -11.54

Defensive underachievers:
Jamie Sharper (CF_DeepBallas) -6.22
Leonard Little (Phanatics) -4.44
Ed Reed (Satoshi) -4.35
Patrick Kerney (Seabiscuit36) -3.87
Sean Taylor (CSD) -3.73

Left rotting on the bench:
Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 32.5pts
Matt Hasselbeck (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 28pts
Tatum Bell (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 24pts
Ben Roethlisberger (Eastern Motors) - 22pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 20.5pts

Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 11, 2005, 10:28:41 PM
I'm glad I was finally able to keep my name off of the Left rotting on the bench list.  :-\
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Tomahawk on October 12, 2005, 02:42:48 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 11, 2005, 10:19:40 PM
Week 5

Offensive MVP: Drew Bledsoe :puke (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 30.5pts
Defensive MVPs: Cato June (phillymic) - 16pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/2359.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/6534.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +16.81
Terry Glenn (CF_DeepBallas) +16.48
Daniel Graham (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +13.74
Antonio Bryant (Mad's Arch-Villains) +13.64
Josh McCown (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +13.01

Defensive overachievers:
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +12.6
Kyle Vanden Bosch (phillymic) +8.5
Cato June (phillymic) +8.27
Nick Barnett (Eastern Motors) +7.67
Jonathan Vilma (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +7.18

Offensive underachievers:
Ron Mexico (CSD) -16.96
Donovan McNabb :cfhead (CF_DeepBallas) -16.55
Aaron Brooks (Eastern Motors) -13.76
Brian Westbrook :cfhead (CF_DeepBallas) -12.24
Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) -11.54

Defensive underachievers:
Jamie Sharper (CF_DeepBallas) -6.22
Leonard Little (Phanatics) -4.44
Ed Reed (Satoshi) -4.35
Patrick Kerney (Seabiscuit36) -3.87
Sean Taylor (CSD) -3.73

Left rotting on the bench:
Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 32.5pts
Matt Hasselbeck (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 28pts
Tatum Bell (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 24pts
Ben Roethlisberger (Eastern Motors) - 22pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 20.5pts

Notes


  • 4-time underachiver: Jamie Sharper (He's a pile of shtein!)
  • 2-time overachievers: Robert Mathis, Cato June, Jonathan Vilma
  • 2-time underachievers: Aaron Brooks, Brian Westbrook :cfhead, Peyton Manning, Leonard Little, Ed Reed
  • Zero to hero: Drew Bledsoe
  • Hero to zero: Donovan McNabb :cfhead
  • Mad's Arch-Villains finally gets an overachiever to fuel a huge win. Even his bench was coming up huge!
  • Dio's Bronx Brigands gets no players mentioned here for the second straight week. That's sometimes a good thing
  • Would CSD be 2-3 if he started a QB who played on Sunday? The world may never know
  • Week 1's defensive MVP Cato June reclaims his crown
  • It was a big week for defense all around the league :yay

You should do this for the NFC too.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 12, 2005, 02:46:09 PM
Wait, I forgot what my record was.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 03:04:03 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 12, 2005, 02:42:48 PMYou should do this for the NFC too.
The NFC sucks.  The report would just be be one long "Underachievers" list, followed by a "left rotting on the pine" list.  Even so, if you must have QB's report, there is a per season licensing/subscription fee payable to all AFC owners ($10 per owner/$120 total), plus a per report surcharge payable to QB ($25) for doing the work.

Quote from: MDS on October 12, 2005, 02:46:09 PM
Wait, I forgot what my record was.
That makes twelve of us.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 12, 2005, 03:09:33 PM
oh yea its 5-0. how bout that.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Mad-Lad on October 12, 2005, 03:13:54 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 12, 2005, 03:09:33 PM
oh yea its 5-0. how bout that.

it will be that much sweeter when you're knocked out and we can all laugh and point.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 12, 2005, 03:37:49 PM
i am setting myself up for that, i know. but, being 5-0, i dont know. im 5-0. i havent lost. so um 5-0 yea. well. 5-0.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on October 12, 2005, 04:19:49 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 12, 2005, 03:37:49 PM
i am setting myself up for that, i know. but, being 5-0, i dont know. im 5-0. i havent lost. so um 5-0 yea. well. 5-0.

The only reason you're 5-0 is because Dio decided to start this farging draft at 6am pacific time. That's it. You should be thanking my laziness for your 5 and 0 start but I will still make the playoffs. Bitches.  8)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 04:27:56 PM
I think next year you can go to the NFC, Chuggie.  Your bitching is even more aggravating than MDS' preening.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: rjs246 on October 12, 2005, 04:41:24 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 04:27:56 PM
I think next year you can go to the NFC, Chuggie

Word, another team for me to dominate.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 12, 2005, 05:45:01 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 04:27:56 PM
I think next year you can go to the NFC, Chuggie.  Your bitching is even more aggravating than MDS' preening.

5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0

My record is 5-0
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 07:07:57 PM
*sigh*  Oh, alright:  you can both go to the NFC next year.  rjs and Tomahawk, since you are so interested in the AFC, you will replace Chuggie and 5-0 next season.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 12, 2005, 07:30:37 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 12, 2005, 02:42:48 PM
You should do this for the NFC too.

F that. Just like in real life, the NFC is total amateur hour compared to the AFC.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 12, 2005, 08:50:59 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 12, 2005, 05:45:01 PM
HEY EVERYONE!  LOOK AT ME......I'M UNDEFEATED AND JUST LIKE THE taterskinS, I'M FACING THE INEVITABLE DOOM OF FAILING MISERABLY WITH A TOTAL LACK OF DIGNITY! 

Oh, and speaking of lacking dignity and just in case you forgot..........


Quote from: MDS on September 01, 2005, 01:36:33 PM
I joined the anti-popping collar coalition at temple university
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 09:33:41 PM
I missed that thread.  What's all this business?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Geowhizzer on October 12, 2005, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 09:33:41 PM
I missed that thread.  What's all this business?

Don't ask, Dio.  You REALLY don't want to know.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 09:47:39 PM
Anti-popping? Collar?  Coalition?  At Temple? 

Maybe I don't want to know.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 12, 2005, 10:01:20 PM
 :-D Jealous pansies. 5-0.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 10:04:22 PM
Pansy? Yes, I'm a wimp.
Jealous of you?  Ah.....no.  :-D

Besides, I'm 2-3, Baby!  Two and THREE!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 12, 2005, 10:08:01 PM
jealous my 5-0 record? yes
jealous of anything else? somethings wrong with you if you are
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 10:12:29 PM
How can you say that?  You don't know what it feels like to be two and three, man.  I'm sitting pretty.  Really I am. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 12, 2005, 10:19:13 PM
sure. and im really cool.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 13, 2005, 07:00:51 AM
You have a perfect regular season but lose in the 1st round. i guess. :-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Tomahawk on October 13, 2005, 08:07:36 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 12, 2005, 07:07:57 PM
*sigh*  Oh, alright:  you can both go to the NFC next year.  rjs and Tomahawk, since you are so interested in the AFC, you will replace Chuggie and 5-0 next season.

farg that.

A) I'll have to defend my NFC Crown. It wouldn't be fair to those suckers to switch conferences.
2) Your draft is way too organized.
C) This conference is too weak for me. I enjoy a challenge.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 13, 2005, 08:12:05 AM
I actually don't remember who won last season. Did Tomahawk win?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Tomahawk on October 13, 2005, 08:46:16 AM
Yes. I have won every contest every season. I, along with O'Doyle, Rule!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MURP on October 13, 2005, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Satoshi on October 13, 2005, 08:12:05 AM
I actually don't remember who won last season. Did Tomahawk win?


http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=8482.0
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 13, 2005, 08:59:16 AM
Quote from: MURP on October 13, 2005, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Satoshi on October 13, 2005, 08:12:05 AM
I actually don't remember who won last season. Did Tomahawk win?


http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=8482.0

Thanks, but that doesn't show who won the AFC..... :paranoid
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 13, 2005, 12:19:41 PM
Quote from: Satoshi on October 13, 2005, 08:59:16 AM
Quote from: MURP on October 13, 2005, 08:55:14 AM
Quote from: Satoshi on October 13, 2005, 08:12:05 AM
I actually don't remember who won last season. Did Tomahawk win?


http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=8482.0

Thanks, but that doesn't show who won the AFC..... :paranoid

It was me.  I got off to a slow start last year as well.  You're all going down now. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 14, 2005, 08:23:05 AM
QuoteIt was me.  I got off to a slow start last year as well.  You're all going down now. 

I saw the moment Sarge turned it up last year, St. Louis, Fresh from violating the Rams Helmet, Sarge turned to us, pants around his ankles and proclaimed " It's time, It's time to win the Damn AFC and take the title!!" A moment that almost ruined Fantasy Football for me...
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 14, 2005, 08:28:29 AM
:-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MURP on October 15, 2005, 09:19:53 AM
ha!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 15, 2005, 10:56:32 AM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on October 14, 2005, 08:23:05 AM
QuoteIt was me. I got off to a slow start last year as well. You're all going down now.

I saw the moment Sarge turned it up last year, St. Louis, Fresh from violating the Rams Helmet, Sarge turned to us, pants around his ankles and proclaimed " It's time, It's time to win the Damn AFC and take the title!!" A moment that almost ruined Fantasy Football for me...

:-D :-D :-D  :'(   :'(   :'(

Actually, I think the week we went to that game last year was also the week that we had the "championship" game and I lost out because several of my fantasy players were on teams that had already locked up playoff spots and so they were sitting out.  :-\
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 16, 2005, 04:22:27 PM
Nice job starting Carnell Williams, bionic. :-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 16, 2005, 04:27:19 PM
I picked up Pittman this morning in one league(maybe it was in this league) and decided against playing him.  :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 16, 2005, 04:37:35 PM
Wasn't this league. I have him. I didn't play him either. In the final analysis, I'm still going to wind up beating bionic by at least 60 points.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 16, 2005, 05:09:00 PM
You can bet things would be a hell of a lot different if he still had Freddie Mitchell. 


You'd beat him by 80. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 16, 2005, 06:14:52 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 16, 2005, 05:09:00 PM
You'd beat him by 80. 

Actually I am leading by 81.5 right now.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 16, 2005, 11:06:28 PM
I'm not calling anything yet, but Shaun Alexander is king.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 16, 2005, 11:10:02 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 16, 2005, 11:06:28 PM
I'm not calling anything yet, but Shaun Alexander is king.

You've still got Holt and Wilkins tomorrow night but Satoshi's got Bulger, Wayne and Vanderjagt.  You're up by 23 right now but that can easily be made up. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 16, 2005, 11:14:34 PM
Thats why I said I'm not calling anything. I have stat tracker, so I know what be up yo. I need Holt to catch  a few passes in one league, Bulger to well in another....so I assume itll all even out and I'll win in some and lose in the other. Whats been happening is that I've been winning in this league, mostly because my team is super awsome.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 16, 2005, 11:49:49 PM
3-3.  You all stand no chance.  This is where I start my run.  :evil
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 17, 2005, 06:11:48 AM
Quote from: MDS on October 16, 2005, 11:06:28 PM
I'm not calling anything yet, but Shaun Alexander is king.

Tonight Bulger will throw 6 TD passes to Bruce, not Holt.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 17, 2005, 12:18:38 PM
Win or lose, Mr. Satoshi you have definatley been my most difficult opponet. Nothing like that pushover Sassy. Talk about an easy win..........
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 18, 2005, 09:00:26 AM
What a lucky girl. :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 18, 2005, 09:55:55 AM
6-0  :)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 18, 2005, 10:05:25 AM
Week 6 CFFFL AFC results:

Dio's Bronx Brigands   120
phillymic   79.5

CSD   89.5
Mad's Arch-Villains   76

MDS' Mike Zordich's   112
Satoshi   96

Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy   139
Seabiscuit36   103

Eastern Motors   120.5
Pli-Plong & Pongora   49

CF_DeepBallas   95.5
Phanatics   66


Week six notes
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MURP on October 18, 2005, 10:17:09 AM
eastern motors.  lol.  that is classic. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 18, 2005, 10:31:26 AM
hey im 6-0 everyone look at me woohoo
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 18, 2005, 08:11:46 PM
Byes and injuries are killing me for Week 7. I'll probably go in without a kicker and one wide receiver. Although I'd be willing to entertain offers of serviceable wide receivers for any of my backup RBs: Michael Pittman, Kevan Barlow, and Ricky Williams. Those guys have more upside than some of the players I see being started around the league lately.

Hell, I'll entertain interesting trades for Joe Horn too.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 18, 2005, 09:31:04 PM
Week 6

Offensive MVP: Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 38pts
Defensive MVPs: Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors) - 16pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/5048.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/3569.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +19.24
Santana Moss (Eastern Motors) +18.58
Thomas Jones (CF_DeepBallas) +17.88
Edgerrin James  (phillymic) +16.04
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +15.86

Defensive overachievers:
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +9.51
Demorrio Williams (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +8.08
DeAngelo Hall (CSD) +5.16
Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors) +5.04
Roy Williams (phillymic) +4.26

Offensive underachievers:
Corey Dillon (Phanatics) -13.74
Randy Moss (Mad's Arch-Villains) -11.48
Fred Taylor (Phanatics) -10.26
Carnell Williams (Pli-Plong & Pongora) -9.68
Ron Mexico (CSD) -9.11

Defensive underachievers:
Jason Taylor (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -6.03
Terrence Kiel (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -4.53
Mike Brown (Seabiscuit36) -3.93
Lance Briggs (CF_DeepBallas) -3.61
Ronde Barber (Satoshi) -3.29

Left rotting on the bench:
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 28.5pts
Michael Pittman (Eastern Motors) - 19pts
Jeremy Shockey (Seabiscuit36) - 18pts
Trent Green (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) 17.5pts
Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 17pts

Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 18, 2005, 10:59:21 PM
Its team effort on the Zordichs. Nobody comes before the goal of winning against a bunch of people I dont know.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 18, 2005, 11:18:09 PM
I just cant pick which QB to go with.  I always get stuck with the underperformer in my lineup  :-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on October 19, 2005, 03:36:13 AM
Dio is going down like a bunch of nickels being dropped off the top of the tallest building in the world. Nickly fast.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 19, 2005, 09:18:22 AM
Quote from: MDS on October 18, 2005, 10:31:26 AM
hey im 6-0 everyone look at me woohoo

:flipoff
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 20, 2005, 11:02:29 AM
Quote from: hbionic on October 19, 2005, 03:36:13 AM
Dio is going down like a bunch of nickels being dropped off the top of the tallest building in the world. Nickly fast.

You are a freak show, Chuggie.  I'll be 4-3 after this week.  You'll still be Suck.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on October 20, 2005, 06:04:47 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 20, 2005, 11:02:29 AM
Quote from: hbionic on October 19, 2005, 03:36:13 AM
Dio is going down like a bunch of nickels being dropped off the top of the tallest building in the world. Nickly fast.

You are a freak show, Chuggie.  I'll be 4-3 after this week.  You'll still be Suck.

Duh. Have you seen my team? If you lose, you should give up one of your players to me. Put your money where your mouth is.  :deion
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 20, 2005, 06:08:06 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 20, 2005, 06:04:47 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 20, 2005, 11:02:29 AM
Quote from: hbionic on October 19, 2005, 03:36:13 AM
Dio is going down like a bunch of nickels being dropped off the top of the tallest building in the world. Nickly fast.

You are a freak show, Chuggie.  I'll be 4-3 after this week.  You'll still be Suck.

Duh. Have you seen my team? If you lose, you should give up one of your players to me. Put your money where your mouth is. :deion

I'm afraid he can't do that right now as I'm certain that his lips are firmly wrapped around the shaft of a nice hard.....




























........bottle of Vodka. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 20, 2005, 06:31:00 PM
6-0
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 20, 2005, 07:31:49 PM
It should be obvious to you fools,
but in case you missed the news:
Miami v. Kansas City has been moved,
on account of Hurricane Wilma Blues.
Tomorrow night the game ensues
Set your lineups now, don't be confused.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 20, 2005, 08:01:04 PM
And you call me a dork. :-D :yay
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 20, 2005, 08:17:08 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 20, 2005, 07:31:49 PM
It should be obvious to you fools,
but in case you missed the news:
Miami v. Kansas City has been moved,
on account of Hurricane Wilma Blues.
Tomorrow night the game ensues
Set your lineups now, don't be confused.

awsome
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on October 21, 2005, 03:12:33 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 20, 2005, 07:31:49 PM
It should be obvious to you fools,
but in case you missed the news:
Miami v. Kansas City has been moved,
on account of Hurricane Wilma Blues.
Tomorrow night the game ensues
Set your lineups now, don't be confused.

What a douche.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Phanatic on October 21, 2005, 11:21:47 AM
I'll set my roster, but I don't think it's going to help...
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on October 21, 2005, 02:19:13 PM
Dio, so by your silence I'm assuming you're not willing to give up a player on your team after you lose to me this weekend? All talk.  ::)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 21, 2005, 02:42:06 PM
If I lose, you can have Andre Johnson, bitch.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 21, 2005, 07:29:59 PM
You 2 make a cute couple. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 21, 2005, 08:33:20 PM
Shut up and film, pervert.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 21, 2005, 08:59:01 PM
Mad-Lad left Ronnie Brown on the bench.  Ouch.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 21, 2005, 10:10:22 PM
Seasbiscuit36 was wise to start Chris Chambers.  That 77 yard TD will score nicely.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 21, 2005, 11:17:16 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 21, 2005, 08:59:01 PM
Mad-Lad left Ronnie Brown on the bench. Ouch.

I wish I would have done the same with Ricky Williams in my money league.  :puke

Then again, I needed bye week filler so it's not like I had much of a choice.  :-\
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 22, 2005, 02:13:01 PM
Dammit...I forgot the game was on last night and planned to make some moves today.  Oh well just one WR short this week. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 22, 2005, 05:08:55 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 22, 2005, 02:13:01 PM
Dammit...I forgot the game was on last night and planned to make some moves today. Oh well just one WR short this week.

You shorted yourself 2 players last week too didn't ya? 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on October 22, 2005, 10:04:53 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 22, 2005, 02:13:01 PM
Dammit...I forgot the game was on last night and planned to make some moves today. 

So did I. Fortunately, Priest Holmes scored twice.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 23, 2005, 09:20:33 AM
I'll be short a WR also. I probably won't feel all that bad losing to DeepBallas though, depending on where his points come from. He has McNabb and Westbrook, but he also has three Cokeboys.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 23, 2005, 09:48:06 AM
Talk about desperation. I picked up Az Hakim. Geaux Saints!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 23, 2005, 12:07:22 PM
no torry big game holt. someone could get lucky.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 23, 2005, 06:32:36 PM
I couldn't help but notice that MDS' Mike Zordich's are currently getting raped by 75 points, and CSD still had three players starting on Monday night.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 23, 2005, 06:50:44 PM
talk about a way to fall from the ranks of the unbeaten
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 23, 2005, 07:46:35 PM
Stick a fork in him.  He's done.  :-D 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 23, 2005, 07:51:00 PM
wow i got my ass beat.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 24, 2005, 08:59:58 AM
Looks like Chuggie beat me.  I'll drop Andre Johnson forthwith.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 24, 2005, 07:34:24 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 24, 2005, 08:59:58 AM
Looks like Chuggie beat me. I'll drop Andre Johnson forthwith.

Dude, if you got beat by Chuggie's suck ass team you should be kicked out of the league.  Luckily for you, you're probably the only one of us willing to take on the additional duties of commish.  Therefore, I guess you can stay.  :P
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 24, 2005, 07:38:18 PM
Rub it in.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 24, 2005, 07:38:56 PM
I was about to rub one out.  Does that count? 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 24, 2005, 07:39:31 PM
Only if you come on my tits.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 24, 2005, 07:40:54 PM
[tattle tale]GF, Chuggie got a hold of Dio's password again. [/tattle tale]
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 24, 2005, 07:58:00 PM
phillymic beat MadLad with no starting QB or TE (assuming TJ Duckett doesn't wind up with negative points tonight). That's gotta hurt.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on October 24, 2005, 08:06:47 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 24, 2005, 08:59:58 AM
Looks like Chuggie beat me.  I'll drop Andre Johnson forthwith.

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and...

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

I had a feeling this would happen. Welcome to last place bitch! ;) I'll be taking that Andre Johnson from you thank you very much.(Not like it will help, but screw it anyways).
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 24, 2005, 08:20:34 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 24, 2005, 07:58:00 PM
phillymic beat MadLad with no starting QB or TE (assuming TJ Duckett doesn't wind up with negative points tonight). That's gotta hurt.

That's not even my team and I feel like I just got kicked in the nuts from reading it. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 24, 2005, 10:10:58 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 24, 2005, 07:39:31 PM
Only if you come on my tits.

what?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 24, 2005, 10:13:48 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 24, 2005, 10:10:58 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 24, 2005, 07:39:31 PM
Only if you come on my tits.

what?

It's grown up talk.  Now go eat your milk and cookies and get ready for bed.  :P
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 24, 2005, 10:22:34 PM
my snack has become chicken tenders and motzo sticks at the caf. good meal. basically the only thing i can scarf down there.

milk and cookies is stoopid.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 24, 2005, 10:37:52 PM
ok this is bullshtein. i win this week against like half the teams, but i have to play the dude who gets 140 pts. probably fair with all the wins i piled up, but still. come on!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 24, 2005, 11:04:01 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 24, 2005, 10:37:52 PM
ok this is bullshtein. i win this week against like half the teams, but i have to play the dude who gets 140 pts. probably fair with all the wins i piled up, but still. come on!

(http://re2.mm-c1.yimg.com/image/1439840909)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 24, 2005, 11:30:44 PM
sassy you suck
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 25, 2005, 10:40:36 AM
How do you want Andre Johnson, Chuggie?  Off the waiver wire, or in a trade?  If I put him on the wire, you gotta wait to get him.  If we trade, you get him right away, but you gotta put up a scrub in return.  What you gonna do?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 25, 2005, 11:04:43 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 24, 2005, 07:58:00 PM
phillymic beat MadLad with no starting QB or TE (assuming TJ Duckett doesn't wind up with negative points tonight). That's gotta hurt.

Man what a week I had, I was working insane hours and even read that the game had been moved, completely slipped my mind. But i really enjoyed the victory short handed :-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 25, 2005, 11:46:11 AM
Week 7 CFFFL AFC Results

Pli-Plong & Pongora   76.5
Dio's Bronx Brigands   73.5
   
phillymic   71
Mad's Arch-Villains   68
   
CSD   163.5
MDS' Mike Zordich's   74.5
   
Satoshi   101.5
Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy   76
   
Eastern Motors   109.5
CF_DeepBallas   95
   
Seabiscuit36   107.5
Phanatics   88

   
Week 7 notes   
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 25, 2005, 01:25:03 PM
I've got the best 3-4 team EvAr!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: rjs246 on October 25, 2005, 03:50:21 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on October 24, 2005, 07:39:31 PM
Only if you come on my tits.

[butting in] that made me laugh [/butting in]
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on October 25, 2005, 05:23:52 PM
Dio, I respect the fact you would have lived up to the 'bet'. Keep him and may the gods look over him.  :evil

...and we pray! :evil

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2005, 05:28:53 PM
whats the deal with the playoffs? is there?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on October 25, 2005, 05:33:39 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 25, 2005, 05:28:53 PM
whats the deal with the playoffs?

You're going and I'm not.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 25, 2005, 05:36:04 PM
by golly your gay
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 25, 2005, 05:59:22 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 25, 2005, 05:36:04 PM
by golly your gay

(http://www.beavton.k12.or.us/jacob_wismer/leahy/2001/idioms/kettle1.jpg)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 25, 2005, 08:14:35 PM
Week 7

Offensive MVP: LaMont Jordan (CSD) - 34pts
Defensive MVPs: Jeremiah Trotter :cfhead (CSD), Demorrio Williams (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy), Adam Archuleta (Satoshi) - 12pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/5496.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/4480.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/5/6860.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/5467.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
LaMont Jordan (CSD) +22.92
Clinton Portis (CSD) +13.64
Daunte Culpepper (CSD) +12.09
Steven Jackson (Seabiscuit36) +10.5
Mike Anderson (Phanatics) +10.36

Defensive overachievers:
Jeremiah Trotter :cfhead (CSD) +7.2
Demorrio Williams (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +6.79
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +5.53
Kyle Vanden Bosch (phillymic) +4.5
Lofa Tatupu (Mad's Arch-Villains) +3.27

Offensive underachievers:
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -13.92
Anquan Boldin (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -10.36
Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -9.64
Chris Brown (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -9.06
Jamie Martin (Satoshi) -8.9

Defensive underachievers:
Nick Barnett (Eastern Motors) -6.63
Brian Urlacher (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -5.6
Mike Brown (Seabiscuit36) -5.51
Jamie Sharper (CF_DeepBallas) -5.12
Tony Parrish (Mad's Arch-Villains) -5.05

Left rotting on the bench:
Brett Favre (phillymic) - 30pts
Mark Brunell (CF_DeepBallas) - 25pts
Larry Johnson (phillymic) - 17pts
Ronnie Brown (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 16pts
Eli Manning (Pli-Plong & Pongora) - 16pts


Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on October 31, 2005, 12:38:38 AM
Santana Moss, Jimmy Smith, and Michael Pittman combined for 3 points. Great job guys. :boo
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on October 31, 2005, 08:39:21 AM
What did you expect from them, 30 each?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 31, 2005, 09:31:01 AM
MDS you are done, Willie Parker will easily get 8 points and Mason ain't doin jack against that Defense!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on October 31, 2005, 10:54:12 AM
Man I wish I was playing MDS this week.  I would have much rathered put up my 140 points (plus whatever I get from Miller and the Steelers D tonight) against him than an obviously outmatched CSD.  ;)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on October 31, 2005, 11:41:19 AM
i could see that.

my team is falling apart. its almost time to make some drastic, panic moves.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on October 31, 2005, 12:55:03 PM
Satoshi,  Nice try
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on October 31, 2005, 12:58:44 PM
My team sucks more balls than T-Hawk & Sarge at a balls sucking contest/marathon.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: phillymic2000 on October 31, 2005, 01:17:56 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 31, 2005, 12:58:44 PM
My team sucks more balls than T-Hawk & Sarge at a balls sucking contest/marathon.

:o that's a lot of sucking.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 01, 2005, 09:52:21 AM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on October 31, 2005, 09:31:01 AM
MDS you are done, Willie Parker will easily get 8 points and Mason ain't doin jack against that Defense!

word
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 01, 2005, 10:27:33 AM
CFFFL Summary

Week 8 results
Dio's Bronx Brigands   109.5
CF_DeepBallas   91

Mad's Arch-Villains   104.5
Pli-Plong & Pongora   38.5

MDS' Mike Zordich's   101.5
phillymic   94.5

Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy   159.5
CSD   74

Seabiscuit36   146
Satoshi   87.5

Phanatics   115.5
Eastern Motors   94

   
Weekly notes
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 01, 2005, 10:51:12 AM
MDS you lucky bastich  :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 01, 2005, 11:04:05 AM
Quote from: phillymic2000 on November 01, 2005, 10:51:12 AM
MDS you lucky bastich :boom

Yep.  And not just this week.

Quote from: Diomedes on November 01, 2005, 10:27:33 AM
  • MDS' Mike Zordich has won by the smallest margin of the week three times. (Weeks 1, 4, and 8 )  CSD has done it twice. (Weeks 3 and 5)  No other owner has done this more than once.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 01, 2005, 11:15:28 AM
wah
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 01, 2005, 11:16:55 AM
How long should I keep Duce fargin' Staley on my roster?  I want to cut him every week, and every week I somehow manage to hold onto him.  What's wrong with me?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 01, 2005, 11:20:42 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 01, 2005, 11:16:55 AM
What's wrong with me?

How much time you got?  :P

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 01, 2005, 11:22:25 AM
Just enough for you to tell me what to do with Duce fargin' Staley.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 01, 2005, 11:25:04 AM
Cut him.  He's not going to be a productive/consistant fantasy player this year.  Too many RB's on the roster to share the ball with. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 01, 2005, 12:06:48 PM
That is of course wise advice.  But I'm telling you, as soon as I cut him, Jerome and Willie will both slip and break their necks, Chuggie or MDS will pick him up, and I'll end up losing to them because they start him.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 01, 2005, 12:19:30 PM
That's when you take advantage of your Commish powers and 'alter' their rosters a little.  A dash of Tim Couch here, a sprinkle of Mo Clarett there and just a smidgen of Johnny Morton sounds like the perfect recipe for the worst Fantasy Football Gumbo ever. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 01, 2005, 08:33:47 PM
Week 8

Offensive MVP: Jake Plummer :puke (Dio's Bronx Brigands) - 34.5pts
Defensive MVPs: Antontio Pierce (MDS Mike Zordich's), Jeremiah Trotter :cfhead (CSD), Adrian Wilson (Seabiscuit36) - 10pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/3895.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/5742.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/4480.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/1/5511.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
Antonio Gates (Mad's Arch-Villains) +22.8
Marion Barber (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +18.96
Jerry Porter (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +17.56
Jake Plummer (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +17.51
Tiki Barber (Eastern Motors) +14.66

Defensive overachievers:
Jeremiah Trotter :cfhead (CSD) +4.62
Adrian Wilson (Seabiscuit36) +3.77
Antonio Pierce (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +3.65
Deltha O'Neal (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +2.39
Chris McAlister (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +1.71

Offensive underachievers:
Michael Pittman (Eastern Motors) -12.02
Priest Holmes (Satoshi) -11.5
Daunte Culpepper (CSD) -11.43
Eli Manning (Pli-Plong & Pongora) -10.57
Clinton Portis (CSD) -10.3

Defensive underachievers:
Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors) -6.79
Adam Archuleta (Satoshi) -6.77
Gibril Wilson (CF_DeepBallas) -5.57
Derrick Burgess (Phanatics) -5.02
Shelton Quarles (CSD) -4.56

Left rotting on the bench:
Jake Delhomme (phillymic) - 31pts
Steve McNair (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 19pts
Eric Moulds (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 19pts
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 17pts
Kelly Holcomb (Pli-Plong & Pongora) - 13.5pts


Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on November 02, 2005, 05:21:26 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 31, 2005, 12:55:03 PM
Satoshi,  Nice try
:boom

I will rip you in the postseason....
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on November 02, 2005, 07:49:57 AM
HA.....Love the fact that everyone scored a touchdown last week that means i will score 2 total next week
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 02, 2005, 06:25:04 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on November 02, 2005, 07:49:57 AM
HA.....Love the fact that everyone scored a touchdown last week that means i will score 2 total next week

I hope so!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 03, 2005, 07:05:06 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on November 01, 2005, 12:06:48 PM
That is of course wise advice.  But I'm telling you, as soon as I cut him, Jerome and Willie will both slip and break their necks, Chuggie or MDS will pick him up, and I'll end up losing to them because they start him.

Bettis and Big Ben are out. You might want to pick up Duce again. :-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 03, 2005, 10:06:47 PM
I dropped Staley this morning, adding Ernest Wilford.  This afternoon, Bettis is downgraded to doubtful.   :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 03, 2005, 10:13:44 PM
What dumbass did you let talk you into dropping him?  Dude, you gotta stop being so trusting man.  There's a lot of idiots out there. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 03, 2005, 10:21:50 PM
Bettis won't play at all. That's the word from Cowher. Steelers fans are nervous about this game.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 03, 2005, 10:28:06 PM
i forgot to mention that im in first.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 05, 2005, 10:53:50 AM
I hate you Duce Staley (http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/PIT/9023892)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 06, 2005, 08:24:09 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 01, 2005, 11:25:04 AM
Cut him. He's not going to be a productive/consistant fantasy player this year. Too many RB's on the roster to share the ball with.

Staley - 15 rush, 76 yds, 1 td. 

Yeah, don't listen to me when it comes to fantasy advice.  I've got a player 'left rotting on the bench' every single week.  :-D 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 06, 2005, 08:25:30 PM
put this one in the win column for the fighting zordichs
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 06, 2005, 11:38:26 PM
One more yard from Santana Moss and I would have tied. Worst of both worlds: Eagles lose, and Moss isn't a factor in it.

Oh well, I'll have to see if I made up the point tomorrow when Yahoo updates all the yardage and tackling stats.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 06, 2005, 11:59:30 PM
I've got a 44 point lead on Phillymic but he still has Edge and Cato June going tomorrow night.  I think it's safe to say I've got this one wrapped up but you just never know, especially on Monday Night.  :paranoid
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 07, 2005, 12:01:19 AM
Yeah, well I added Staley back to my roster.  He cleared waivers.  Ha.  Now watch him fall back into obscurity.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on November 07, 2005, 06:35:03 AM
I will lose again unless Reggie Wayne scores 3 times... :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 07, 2005, 11:47:15 AM
did i clinch a playoff spot yet? cuase, im awsome.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Mad-Lad on November 07, 2005, 12:34:50 PM
Even though i screwed up and didn't find a replacement kicker for J. Elam this week, the CF Deepballas were nice enough to leave a WR spot open and start J. Whitten (bye week).
Title: AF- CFFFL Special Announcement.
Post by: hbionic on November 07, 2005, 01:57:48 PM
Due to heavy CIA/US Military tracking...and a bad record...our sponsors Pli-Plong & Pongora have decided to cut ties with the team.

The team, until new management can be found will be renamed accordingly.

The new team name is 'Bye Week'.

Please feel free to contact management at

eatmyass@diofargedmyteam.com  :)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 07, 2005, 02:53:12 PM
I've had enough of your crap, Chuggie.  Your team sucks because you suck.

Everyone else:  I'm taking control of Chuggie's team.  I'll submit a valid roster each week, and make moves on behalf of Bye Week so that it's as competetive as possible.

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on November 07, 2005, 07:17:43 PM
Yo....I didn't leave the team....Dio...so relax and stop trying to T.O. me. But incase that doesn't work...

"On behalf of 'Bye Week'...I would like to apologize to the CFFFL AFC's  commissioner's office. The commissioner's office apparently does not recognize an individual's sarcasm. This is a bad case of misinterpretation. I do not wish to relinquish my team...I only wish to blame all of my suckiness to the commissioner. "

I'll continue to maintain my team.

*since when was it a bad thing to joke around over here.  ::)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 07, 2005, 07:21:07 PM
Sorry Chuggie, but you were also supposed to apologize to your fellow team owners in addition to the Commish.  Go get your sneakers on and let me whoop your ass.  You are so getting TO'd.  :P

Also, if Chuggie does continue to manage his team then I urge the Commish's office to mandate a name change to "Bi Week".  I think that would be a little more appropriate for the Chugster. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 07, 2005, 08:00:35 PM
Okay, so I didn't get the joke.  Your team is unlocked.

But damnit Chuggie don't "joke" about abandoning teams.  How else is a commissioner supposed to respond than by locking your team asap?  There are other people playing, for farg sake.

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 07, 2005, 08:04:16 PM
Bullshtein.  I didn't get an apology yet. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 07, 2005, 09:38:35 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 07, 2005, 07:21:07 PM
I urge the Commish's office to mandate a name change to "Bi Week".

:-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 07, 2005, 10:24:13 PM
hey diomedes, why don't we have a playoffs?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 07, 2005, 10:27:20 PM
We do.  Sometime around week 13 or 14 they start.  I beleive the top 4 teams make it in.  Then the winner of the AFC faces the winner of the NFC. 

The CFFFL AFC would like to thank you for your concern though and urges you to keep providing your input on how to make the league better.  Please remember to forward all submissions to

readtherules@youstupidjackass.com

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on November 07, 2005, 10:28:26 PM
Instead of management, I should have typed 'sponsored'.

The team name is up for sale.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 07, 2005, 10:36:58 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 07, 2005, 10:27:20 PM
We do.  Sometime around week 13 or 14 they start.  I beleive the top 4 teams make it in.  Then the winner of the AFC faces the winner of the NFC. 

The CFFFL AFC would like to thank you for your concern though and urges you to keep providing your input on how to make the league better.  Please remember to forward all submissions to

readtherules@youstupidjackass.com



i was at jubille over the summer. never read the rules. but i was pretty much expecting a jackasian response. however, i got the information. so all is well. sassy.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 07, 2005, 10:39:28 PM
What the hell is jubille?  Is that like the Anti-Popping Collar police academy or something?  ;)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 07, 2005, 10:44:35 PM
its a joke some guys made about the overnight camp i work at during the summer.  :)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 07, 2005, 10:48:44 PM
But by "overnight camp" you really mean "anti-popping collar police academy", right? 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 07, 2005, 10:52:56 PM
thats where my anti-collar motto began. i saw some people pop their collar and confronted them for their twatish acts. i would not stand for such a fashion. this is the place where i also quickly wrote a pre-draft list that dio used to build my championship team. because, if you forgot, im in first place with no chance of coming down from there. well, until i probably lose in the first round of the playoffs.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 08, 2005, 12:59:39 AM
(http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid193/pa4103c19fd5de52d1b9bddc63bcaccb6/f18a5584.jpg)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: satoshi on November 08, 2005, 07:46:29 AM
I was behind 17.5 pts on Sunday. Then last night, Reggie Wayne scored 18 pts!! I win!!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 09, 2005, 08:42:55 PM
Week 9

Offensive MVP: LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 38pts
Defensive MVP: Troy Polamalu (Dio's Bronx Brigands) - 15pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/5452.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/6352.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +21.26
Marvin Harrison (Phanatics) +15.44
Shaun Alexander (MDS) +13.34
Ernest Wilford (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +10.92
Daniel Graham (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +8.4

Defensive overachievers:
Troy Polamalu (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +8.73
Mike Peterson (Eastern Motors) +5.83
Keith Bulluck (Mad's Arch-Villains) +5.8
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +5.11
Shelton Quarles (CSD) +5.06

Offensive underachievers:
Fred Taylor (Phanatics) -10.26
Willie Parker (phillymic) -10.1
Thomas Jones (CF_DeepBallas) -9.5
Kevin Jones (Bye Week) -8.66
Kyle Orton (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -8.34

Defensive underachievers:
Mike Brown (Seabiscuit36) -5.86
Keith Brooking (Phanatics) -5.24
Brian Urlacher (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -5.15
Donnie Edwards (CF_DeepBallas) -4.47
Derrick Johnson (Satoshi) -4.39

Left rotting on the bench:
Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) - 33.5pts
Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 27.5pts
Byron Leftwich (Satoshi) - 25.5pts
Reuben Droughns (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 18pts
Kelly Holcomb (Bye Week) - 13.5pts


Notes


Only one comment this week: LT has been a dominant fantasy player this season, cementing his reputation as the top fantasy back. But did you know that one player has scored more fantasy points than LT so far this season? That would be Carson Palmer, the first pick of Round 10 in our draft.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 13, 2005, 10:54:12 PM
if the playoffs are when i think they are, i just clinched a playoff birth.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 14, 2005, 06:32:03 AM
Sweet, my defense scored more than 40 points.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 14, 2005, 07:13:32 AM
Despite the fact that I've got LT out of the lineup this week and Trent Green in, I still just might hold on to beat Chuggie.  :paranoid
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on November 14, 2005, 02:05:09 PM
It's a good thing I took out Lee Evans out of the lineup.  :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on November 15, 2005, 01:20:08 AM
I managed to pull out a Cowturd-esque victory against Chuggie this week with a couple of my studs out to pasture this week.  None the less, Chuggie has been

(http://www.boomspeed.com/superpsn/Project1.jpg)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 15, 2005, 01:22:06 AM
unlike the eagles, im going to the playoffs.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 15, 2005, 10:04:17 PM
Week 10

Offensive MVP: Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 34pts
Defensive MVP: Mike Peterson (Eastern Motors) - 21pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/5048.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/4685.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +16.4
Tiki Barber (Eastern Motors) +14.88
Chris Chambers (Seabiscuit36) +12.18
Jonathan Wells (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +11.6
Clinton Portis (CSD) +11.06

Defensive overachievers:
Mike Peterson (Eastern Motors) +13.77
Demorrio Williams (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +12.75
London Fletcher (Bye Week) +11.58
Roy Williams :puke (phillymic) +6.43
Nick Barnett (Eastern Motors) +5.34

Offensive underachievers:
Trent Green (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -14.57
Jake Delhomme (phillymic) -12.83
Steve Smith (Seabiscuit36) -12.36
Corey Dillon (Phanatics) -11.60
Willis McGahee (Eastern Motors) -9.8

Defensive underachievers:
Adam Archuleta (Satoshi) -4.63
Karlos Dansby (Sassy Sweet Mo-lassy) -4.32
Terrell Suggs (Bye Week) -4.2
Tony Parrish (Mad's Arch-Villains) -4.02
Mike Vrabel (CF_DeepBallas) -3.77

Left rotting on the bench:
Roy WIlliams [not the :puke one] (CF_DeepBallas) - 29pts
Samkon Gado (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 28pts
Gus Ferrote (CSD) - 21.5pts
Mark Brunell (CF_DeepBallas) - 19.5pts
Brett Favre (phillymic) - 18.5pts


Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: phillymic2000 on November 16, 2005, 01:48:03 PM
QuoteRoy Williams  (phillymic) +6.43

Sadly that INT for a TD gave me the win. I've never ever felt so bad about a win before.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on November 16, 2005, 02:12:56 PM
I don't feel like posting results these days.  Maybe next week.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 16, 2005, 02:26:03 PM
loser.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 20, 2005, 05:01:33 PM
Chuggs hung up more than 100 points this week? That's some pretty farged-up shtein right there.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 22, 2005, 07:54:30 PM
Week 11

Offensive MVP: Larry Johnson (phillymic) - 33pts
Defensive MVP: Adrian Wilson (Seabiscuit36) - 18pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/6363.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/1/5511.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
Mike Anderson (Phanatics) +18.42
Chad Johnson (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +16.16
Larry Johnson (phillymic) +15.3
Dallas Clark (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +15.14
Carnell Williams (Bye Week) +14.1

Defensive overachievers:
Jevon Kearse :cfhead (Bye Week) +13.16
Adrian Wilson (Seabiscuit36) +11.6
Mike Vrabel (CF_DeepBallas) +9.97
Ike Taylor (Satoshi) +8.83
Jonathan Vilma (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +6.18

Offensive underachievers:
Mark Brunell (CF_DeepBallas) -15.36
Steven Jackson (Seabiscuit36) -15.24
Curtis Martin (Seabiscuit36) -9.48
Joey Galloway (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -8.94
Stephen Davis (Satoshi) -8.88

Defensive underachievers:
Adam Archuleta (Satoshi) -7.64
Dan Morgan (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -6.71
Brian Urlacher (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -5.58
Jared Allen (Seabiscuit36) -4.87
Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors) -4.81

Left rotting on the bench:
Drew Brees (Phanatics) - 40.5pts
Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) - 29pts
Byron Leftwich (Satoshi) - 29pts
Aaron Brooks (Eastern Motors) - 24pts
Steve McNair (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 19pts


Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on November 23, 2005, 02:15:19 PM
Hypothetically...how many of us can make it into the playoffs.

Yes, I had a great week last week...I can dream too you sonsofbitches! >:(
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 27, 2005, 06:44:08 PM
Willis McGahee has been total garbage ever since he announced that he was the best RB in the NFL. Way to go, douchebag.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 28, 2005, 06:53:39 PM
Looks like I'm getting screwed out of the playoffs by being the only player to face MDS and Sassy twice, in spite of averaging well over 100 points a game. I hate you guys. Wah wah wah, the CFFFL is rigged, Gibbs is God, etc.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on November 28, 2005, 06:54:52 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on November 28, 2005, 06:53:39 PM
Looks like I'm getting screwed out of the playoffs by being the only player to face MDS and Sassy twice, in spite of averaging well over 100 points a game. I hate you guys. Wah wah wah, the CFFFL is rigged, Gibbs is God, etc.

feel the wrath of fantasy skills. feel it.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on November 28, 2005, 07:08:27 PM
What the hell happened to Satoshi, anyway? It's like Bulger was the only guy holding his team together.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on December 03, 2005, 10:41:25 AM
Week 12

Offensive MVP: LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 37.5pts
Defensive MVP:s Antoine Winfield (Phanatics), London Fletcher (Bye Week) - 11pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/5452.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/4672.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/4539.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
Joe Jurevicius (Mad's Arch-Villains) +21.12
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +18.96
Alge Crumpler (CSD) +17.28
Jeremy Shockey (Seabiscuit36) +13.32
Isaac Bruce (Bye Week) +12.12

Defensive overachievers:
Antoine Winfield (Phanatics) +5.91
Derrick Brooks (Seabiscuit36) +4.73
London Fletcher (Bye Week) +4.69
Jevon Kearse :cfhead (Bye Week) +4.58
Shelton Quarles (CSD) +4.49

Offensive underachievers:
Drew Brees (Phanatics) -18.90
Brett Favre (phillymic) -11.85
Steve Smith (Seabiscuit36) -10.16
Randy Moss (Mad's Arch-Villains) -9.74
Mike Anderson (Phanatics) -8.96

Defensive underachievers:
Adam Archuleta (Satoshi) -7.30
Dan Morgan (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -6.38
Al Wilson (Mad's Arch-Villains) -3.70
Jonathan Vilma (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -3.13
Jeremiah Trotter :cfhead (CSD) -2.79

Left rotting on the bench:
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 26pts
Steve McNair (Mad's Arch-Villains) -25.5pts
Aaron Brooks (Eastern Motors) - 24.5pts
Brad Johnson (Satoshi) - 23pts
Todd Heap (MDS' Mike Zorchich's) - 21pts


Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on December 04, 2005, 12:20:19 PM
AFC Playoff scenarios, Week 13

MDS' Mike Zordich's: Has clinched #1 seed.

Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy: Has clinched #2 seed.

Seabiscuit36: Has virtually clinched a berth, though there are some unlikely scenarios that would eliminate. See chart. Can clinch #3 seed with a win or Dio loss.

In play for remaining seed(s): Eastern Motors, phillymic, Satoshi, Dio's Bronx Brigands.

Eliminated via tiebreakers: CSD, Phanatics.

Eliminated via record: CF_DeepBallas, Mad's Arch-Villains, Bye Week.

Chart of playoff scenarios (http://phaethon.homedns.org:58080/Playoffs.htm): Whatever #4 seed scenario arises as a result of this week's games is likely to be complex. The accuracy of this chart depends on how well I understand the rules, which have some vague points.

Among the four teams on the edge, phillymic has the most tiebreaking wins, Satoshi is right up there with him, Dio has a crucial win over Seabiscuit that can sneak him into the playoffs, and Eastern Motors has a substantial point lead. Everyone has a legitimate shot.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on December 04, 2005, 12:24:04 PM
you can eliminate diomedes. is he going to lose. to me. cause i rule.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on December 04, 2005, 12:35:17 PM
There's a scenario where Dio winning would actually get me into the playoffs. In fact, Dio winning can't hurt my chances in any possible way. So go Dio!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MURP on December 04, 2005, 01:05:52 PM
lol, you are out of control QB Eagles.  that chart is classic. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 04, 2005, 01:20:23 PM
:-D  Wow. 


QB has entirely too much free farging time on his hands.  Take up masterbating or something bro.  ;)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on December 04, 2005, 01:46:44 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on December 04, 2005, 01:20:23 PM
QB has entirely too much free farging time on his hands.

I'd never use free time on something like that. But during procrastination time, anything is possible.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on December 04, 2005, 11:10:45 PM
looks like the top 6 now are your playoff teams
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on December 04, 2005, 11:58:09 PM
Quote from: MDS on December 04, 2005, 11:10:45 PM
looks like the top 6 now are your playoff teams

??? Only four playoff teams...

Looks like it's:
#1: MDS
#2: Sassy
#3: Seabiscuit36
#4: phillymic
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on December 05, 2005, 12:14:08 AM
oh yea. im thinking of another league where 6 get in.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on December 06, 2005, 08:15:14 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on December 04, 2005, 11:58:09 PMLooks like it's:
#1: MDS
#2: Sassy
#3: Seabiscuit36
#4: phillymic

Yep.  I locked the other rosters for add/drops and trades.

This week it's MDS' Mike Zordich's vs. phillymic, and Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy vs. Seabiscuit36.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on December 08, 2005, 07:56:26 PM
Week 13

Offensive MVP: Chris Chambers (Seabicuit36) - 27pts
Defensive MVP:s  London Fletcher (Bye Week) - 16pts

(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/5499.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/4539.jpg)

Offensive overachievers:
Chris Chambers (Seabiscuit36) +19.74
Hines Ward (CSD) +14.56
Mike Anderson (Phanatics) +12.10
Clinton Portis (CSD) +11.76
Rudi Johnson (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +11.52

Defensive overachievers:
London Fletcher (Bye Week) +10.48
Terrell Suggs (Bye Week) +9.92
Antonio Pierce (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +8.48
Charles Tillman (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +6.88
Dwight Freeney (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +6.46

Offensive underachievers:
Eli Manning (Bye Week) -14.22
Ron Mexico (CSD) -12.48
Brian Westbrook :cfhead (CF_DeepBallas) -11.60
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -10.68
Matt Hasselbeck (Mad's Arch-Villains) -9.93

Defensive underachievers:
Jeremiah Trotter :cfhead (CSD) -3.10
Chris Gamble (Eastern Motors) -2.91
Troy Polamalu (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -2.90
Donnie Edwards (CF_DeepBallas) -2.55
Keith Bulluck (Mad's Arch-Villains) -2.07

Left rotting on the bench:
Ben Roethlisberger (Eastern Motors) - 29.5pts
DeShaun Foster (phillymic) - 29pts
Lee Evans (Bye Week) - 29pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 24pts
Brad Johnson (Satoshi) - 23.5pts


Notes

Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on December 11, 2005, 03:31:12 PM
right now my best qb option is kerry collins. tusaspspsoos and losman both are well into the minus point range. yay.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on December 11, 2005, 06:54:00 PM
looks like phillymic has his upset. as usual, i have a great regular season then everything goes wrong in the playoffs. no qb, pierce hurt, alexander gets 1 score. ugh.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 11, 2005, 07:24:54 PM
You and me both.  :-\
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on December 11, 2005, 07:27:34 PM
same will happen in my philly league. i suck.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on December 14, 2005, 09:05:25 AM
MDS' Mike Zordich's 89.00
phillymic 107.5

Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 96.00
Seabiscuit36 106.5


CFFFL AFC Championship round: phillymic vs. Seasbiscuit36
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 14, 2005, 09:21:31 AM
WHOOHOO....Guess i made the right choice Dio.   8)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 14, 2005, 10:01:40 AM
Damn you to hell Drew Bledsoe!!!!!  Damn you to heeeeeeeeeeeel!!

Oh, and damn me too for not playing him.  :-\
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: phillymic2000 on December 14, 2005, 11:04:28 AM
# 3 & 4 Seeds slugging it out!! Seabicuit ain't got a chance!
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 18, 2005, 10:55:52 AM
Larry Johnson is a beast.  He may have farged this matchup already for me  :-\
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 19, 2005, 12:19:54 PM
Who won in here?  :paranoid
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2005, 12:37:18 PM
It wasn't me so it really doesn't matter. 
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on December 19, 2005, 12:39:33 PM
unless FAVEREERE has a great game IM THE CHAMP  >:D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 19, 2005, 01:10:06 PM
Sweet! Congrats!

We need to figure out how we can see each others' rosters and when the final day to set them will be?

Commissioners? Anyone? Bueller?
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on December 19, 2005, 01:28:43 PM
I'll post the final roster right before the games start.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 19, 2005, 01:41:18 PM
Well, that's pretty gay. Can't we at least see who each team has now?  :-\
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on December 19, 2005, 01:56:32 PM
Seabiscuit36 has 114.50 points going into tonight's game.  His roster follows.
QB C. Palmer (Cin - QB)
WR C. Chambers  (Mia - WR) 
WR T. Houshmandzadeh  (Cin - WR)
RB S. Jackson (StL - RB)
RB R. Moats (Phi - RB)
TE J. Shockey (NYG - TE) 
W/R S. Smith (Car - WR)
BN M. Bennett (Min - RB)
BN P. Manning (Ind - QB) 
BN C. Martin (NYJ - RB)
K N. Rackers (Ari - K)
BN D. Akers (Phi - K)
D A. Wilson (Ari - DB)
D Ja. Allen (KC - DL)
D K. Morrison (Oak - DL) 
BN D. Brooks (TB - DL)
BN M. Brown (Chi - DB)

phillymic has 65 points going into tonight's game.  His roster follows.
QB B. Favre (GB - QB)
WR E. Kennison (KC - WR)
WR A. Johnson (Hou - WR)
RB E. James (Ind - RB)   
RB L. Johnson (KC - RB)
TE L. Smith (Phi - TE) 
W/R D. Foster (Car - RB)
BN T. Duckett (Atl - RB)
BN B. Finneran (Atl - WR)
BN J. Delhomme (Car - QB)
BN W. Parker (Pit - RB) 
BN A. Lelie (Den - WR) 
BN J. Sorgi (Ind - QB) 
K J. Brown (Sea - K) 
D C. June (Ind - DL)
D Ro. Williams (Dal - DB)
D O. Thurman (Cin - DL)
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Sgt PSN on December 19, 2005, 02:00:32 PM
Seabiscut sucks.  I don't know how the hell that slacker beat me.  :boom :boom :boom
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 19, 2005, 02:14:00 PM
Manning and Palmer? And I have Trent farging Green?

I'm dead.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on December 19, 2005, 02:18:42 PM
He can't play them both, dummy.  You'll be fine.  :-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 19, 2005, 02:33:16 PM
I know, but that's a hell of a backup if they rest Manning.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MURP on December 19, 2005, 02:34:47 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on December 19, 2005, 02:14:00 PM
I have Trent farging Green?

I'm dead.

PG says this every week.   :-D
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Philly_Crew on December 19, 2005, 03:17:25 PM
Look at his RB's.  PG will be fine.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: PhillyGirl on December 19, 2005, 03:22:42 PM
Yeah, Tomlinson was great for me last week and the week before. 12 points TOTAL in 2 weeks!  :-X
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Tomahawk on December 19, 2005, 03:38:58 PM
Yeah, WTMF?? Tomlinson is killing/has killed me in the salary cap league.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on December 19, 2005, 06:40:47 PM
You can thank my team for throwing in the towel the last two wah wah wah
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on January 02, 2006, 01:22:47 PM
Top 5 Overall Players
1. Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 351 pts   (Draft order: 5)
2. Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 347.5 pts   (Draft order: 119)
3. Larry Johnson (phillymic) - 317 pts   (Draft order: 127)
4. Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) - 311.5 pts   (Draft order: 2)
5. Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 304 pts   (Draft order: 33)

Top 5 QB
1. Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 347.5 pts
2. Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) - 311.5 pts
3. Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 304 pts
4. Matt Hasselbeck (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 286.5 pts
5. Drew Brees (Phanatics) - 275 pts

Top 5 RB
1. Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 351 pts
2. Larry Johnson (phillymic) - 317 pts
3. LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 301 pts
4. Tiki Barber (Eastern Motors) - 297.5 pts
5. Edgerrin James (phillymic) - 252 pts

Top 5 WR
1. Steve Smith (Seabiscuit36) - 229 pts
2. Larry Fitzgerald (Bye Week) - 199 pts
3. Santana Moss (Eastern Motors) - 193 pts
4. Chad Johnson (Dio's Bronx Brigands) - 190 pts
5. Torry Holt (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 182 pts

Top 5 TE
1. Antonio Gates (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 168 pts
2. Jeremy Shockey (Seabiscuit36) - 126 pts
3. Todd Heap (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 120 pts
4. Alge Crumpler (CSD) - 119 pts
5. Chris Cooley (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 112 pts

Top 5 K
1. Neil Rackers (Seabiscuit36) - 167 pts
2. Jay Feely (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 166 pts
3. Shayne Graham (Bye Week) - 145 pts
4. Jeff Wilkins (Phanatics) - 135 pts
5. Lawrence Tynes (CF_DeepBallas) - 134 pts

Top 5 Defense
1. Jonathan Vilma (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 142 pts
2. Donnie Edwards (CF_DeepBallas) - 130 pts
3. Mike Peterson (Eastern Motors) - 128 pts
4. Adalius Thomas (NO TEAM) - 127 pts
5. Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors) - 124 pts
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: QB Eagles on January 02, 2006, 01:38:01 PM
How did the first rounders do?

1   LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 301 pts
2   Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) - 311.5 pts
3   Freddie Mitchell (Bye Week) - 0 pts :-D
4   Daunte Culpepper (CSD) - 107 pts
5   Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 351 pts
6   Priest Holmes (Satoshi) - 101 pts
7   Edgerrin James (phillymic) - 252 pts
8   Deuce McAllister (Dio's Bronx Brigands) - 60 pts
9   Corey Dillon (Phanatics) - 159 pts
10  Jamal Lewis (Mad Lad's Arch-Villains) - 111 pts
11  Willis McGahee (Eastern Motors) - 162 pts
12  Ahman Green (CF_DeepBallas) - 34 pts

Overall, a pretty mediocre group...
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on January 02, 2006, 04:36:03 PM
I still rule
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on January 02, 2006, 06:54:15 PM
Quote from: MDS on January 02, 2006, 04:36:03 PM
I still rule

I'm gonna go with MDS will always suck for a thousand Alex.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: Diomedes on January 02, 2006, 06:57:08 PM
insert stupid cork sucking joke here
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: hbionic on January 02, 2006, 06:58:24 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 02, 2006, 06:57:08 PM
insert stupid cork sucking joke here

Of course you would see it like...I meant to say

I'm gonna go with "MDS will always suck" for a thousand Alex.
Title: Re: 2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here
Post by: MDS on January 02, 2006, 09:33:22 PM
MDS won the league according to Yahoo. So ha.