Men Should Act Like Men...

[mussa]

 

[shorebird]

  My sick mind always wondered if anyone ever slipped and fell face first carrying a baby in one of those things. Like I always wondered if anyone ever crashed a bike with a kid in one of those seats that latch onto the back fender.

[Diomedes]

Of course people have fallen and crashed their bikes.  Unfortunately, kids are tougher than they look, so the only time you hear about it is when Britney Spears is the parent.

[mussa]

Dio would know, he was dropped many times as a kid. He's still OK!

[Diomedes]

Not dropped.  Dropped off and found my way home, yes.  Much to my mother's dismay.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

phillyfanindc...man up!

Yeah. "We" decided to go with a Honda CR-V, over a less-sensible Dodge Nitro. However, to increase my manliness after taking such a terrible blow, I convinced her that if she got her CR-V, I could get a 440 Short Block from Mopar Performance with part of my bonus for my Dodge Dart, instead of rebuilding the puny 318 that's in it.


That's 440 cubic inches of testosterone there....

The CR-V still couldn't tow a poodle though....

One another note concerning emasculation, I watched "Take Home Chef" on TLC last night while waiting for my car to be inspected. I enjoyed it. A lot. farg it, I like cooking shows.

[mussa]

Good deal. Happy wife, big engine to compensate for small penis. Everyone feels better@!!

[Rome]

Not dropped.  Dropped off and found my way home, yes.  Much to my mother's dismay.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I convinced her that if she got her CR-V, I could get a 440 Short Block from Mopar Performance with part of my bonus for my Dodge Dart, instead of rebuilding the puny 318 that's in it.

Niiiice. Don't forget the six pack!

[Rome]

I just swapped out our old doorbell ringer with a new one.

Now I can sit on my ass for the rest of the weekend flushed with pride in knowing I'm not a complete failure as a man.

Almost a complete failure but not a total one.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm currently eating a salad that has the following two ingredients amongst the lettuce, cheese, etc:

1.) "Craisins"
2.) Fat-free Raspberry Vinaigrette dressing

[methdeez]

I'm currently eating a salad that has the following two ingredients amongst the lettuce, cheese, etc:

1.) "Craisins"
2.) Fat-free Raspberry Vinaigrette dressing

You mean ...

Wat for it...

wait for it....

GAYSINS!

Yes!  DTC4EVA!

[Rome]

 

[rjs246]

I farging hate sloppy joes. And meatloaf.

I eat meat as much as humanly possible but both of those dishes are farging nasty.

[SunMo]

STOP with sloppy joe, i'll farging kill you man