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Title: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 02, 2007, 04:43:18 PM
QuoteLions | Millen to stay as general manager
Tue, 2 Jan 2007 13:33:25 -0800

ESPNews reports the Detroit Lions general manager Matt Millen will stay with the team for the 2007 season.


ha.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 02, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
I swear the Fords secretly want to see that team fail.

Millen is horrendous.  One of the worst GM's in the history of professional sports.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on January 02, 2007, 05:06:05 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 02, 2007, 04:44:28 PM
I swear the Fords secretly want to see that team fail.

Millen is horrendous.  One of the worst GM's in the history of professional sports.

Name me two other GM's in any other sport that were worse over the same time span.

If I was a Lions fan, I would hang myself with Matt Millens' innards.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 02, 2007, 05:09:26 PM
I didn't say the same time span, but Isiah Thomas is right up there.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 02, 2007, 05:17:55 PM
Billy King
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on January 02, 2007, 05:35:26 PM
If Detroit wasn't such a zesty city, I would feel bad for Lions fans.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on January 02, 2007, 06:12:33 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on January 02, 2007, 05:06:05 PMName me two other GM's in any other sport that were worse over the same time span.

The Bidwells

Chuck LaMar
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on January 02, 2007, 06:16:25 PM
everyone deserves a smack for not immediately saying lil danni
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 02, 2007, 08:30:52 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on January 02, 2007, 06:16:25 PM
everyone deserves a smack for not immediately saying lil danni

He's not the GM - Cerrato is.


haahahahahahaha - jk
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on January 02, 2007, 08:53:38 PM
So i guess Detroit is taking Calvin Johnson in april  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on January 03, 2007, 12:41:02 AM
Mortenson's reporting Saban will accept the Alabama job
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on January 03, 2007, 03:29:14 AM
Everyone's expecting him to take it because they're throwing mad amounts of money at him and can't see anyone turning it down.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on January 03, 2007, 08:22:56 AM
Saban is a fricken carpetbagger, that's for sure. 

On the other hand, I'd love to be a fly on the wall in Wayne Huizenga's office when those two meet.

:-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 03, 2007, 08:39:51 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 02, 2007, 08:53:38 PM
So i guess Detroit is taking Calvin Johnson in april  :-D

The way Furrey's stepped up, they might actually NOT go WR!

Actually, their first round pick in 2006 (Sims) was a very good one... FWIW.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on January 03, 2007, 08:48:26 AM
Maybe Miami should hire Dennis Green and reunite him with Culpepper.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on January 03, 2007, 10:54:22 AM
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6329560
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on January 03, 2007, 11:09:26 AM
Damn.  He didn't even go there to say bye or anything?  He seems like an awesome guy.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mcnabbmvp on January 03, 2007, 12:16:57 PM
On NFL live, their saying the fans are mad about Saban leaving, cause they felt he lied to them. The problem I think isn't Saban. Its the owner. They haven't had a good coach since Shula.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on January 03, 2007, 12:48:50 PM
Quote from: mcnabbmvp on January 03, 2007, 12:16:57 PM
They haven't had a good coach since Shula.

They haven't had a good QB since Marino.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 26, 2007, 11:06:10 PM
There was a rumor at the Indy combine that Pittsburgh @ Arizona might be the opening Sunday Night game on NBC....
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on February 26, 2007, 11:12:52 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on February 26, 2007, 11:06:10 PM
There was a rumor at the Indy combine that Pittsburgh @ Arizona might be the opening Sunday Night game on NBC....

That is a terrible choice.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on February 26, 2007, 11:55:46 PM
From PFT:

ADALIUS HAS A DEALIO?

An industry source tells us that Ravens linebacker Adalius Thomas already has a deal in place with the San Francisco 49ers.

Thomas and Niners coach Mike Nolan were together in Baltimore, when Nolan was on Brian Billick's staff.

On Sunday, Thomas admitted that the Ravens "don't have the money" to re-sign him. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on February 27, 2007, 01:24:38 AM
Wow, with Manny Lawson on the other side they could be putting some good pieces together. I wouldn't be shocked to see Stallworth end up there either. He could really help Vernon Davis' development opening up opportunities.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 27, 2007, 05:44:03 PM
Albany DA raids Florida steroids center (http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=566985&category=&BCCode=HOME&newsdate=2/27/2007)

Quote.
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The Times Union has learned that investigators in the year-old case, which has been kept quiet until now, uncovered evidence that testosterone and other performance-enhancing drugs may have been fraudulently prescribed over the Internet to current and former Major League Baseball players, National Football League players, college athletes, high school coaches, and a former Mr. Olympia champion and another top contender in the bodybuilding competition.
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Sources also said New York Bureau of Narcotics Enforcement investigators recently interviewed a top physician for the Pittsburgh Steelers about his alleged purchase last year of roughly $150,000 of testosterone and human growth hormone.
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During surveillance of the pharmacy last year, investigators said they saw a Philadelphia Eagles football player enter the pharmacy, though they are not certain why he was there. They also identified a member of the Washington taterskins as being a Signature customer, according to an agent in the case.
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Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 27, 2007, 05:52:25 PM
Mmm... which Eagles could be on the 'roids and hang out in Florida...

Kearse?
Dawkins?
Trawilliam Thomas?
Bunkley?
McDougle?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on February 27, 2007, 05:52:26 PM
Now we know where Akers gets that leg strength.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 27, 2007, 07:05:07 PM
Kearse and Dawkins seem like the primary candidates to me. Secretly, I hope its Koy.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on February 27, 2007, 07:20:29 PM
Dawkins relies on his faith in god to give him strength, he doesn't need roids.

Kearse or Bunkley.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on February 27, 2007, 07:56:59 PM
If the footage was from last year, could it be big Hollis Thomas?  He was an eagle and was tested positive for steriods from something you pick up at a pharmacy.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 27, 2007, 08:02:35 PM
If it's Donovan, WIP's broadcast tower will spontaneously explode.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on February 27, 2007, 08:03:50 PM
I almost hope its Dawkins. Honestly, who cares? Are you not entertained?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 27, 2007, 08:11:58 PM
Quote from: paco on February 27, 2007, 07:56:59 PM
If the footage was from last year, could it be big Hollis Thomas?

If we're going to go back to last season, then hell, I hope it was TO. They probably wouldn't have worded it that way if the person wasn't a current Eagle (as in 2006-2007 season) though. I'm just hoping that the taterskin is a much more crucial player than the Eagle, although it's very questionable if the Skins have any crucial players.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 27, 2007, 08:26:19 PM
I'd love to see them say it was McNabb. Hell, say it was Westbrook. I want a name on there, damnit.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on February 27, 2007, 08:27:29 PM
It was probably Reno.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 27, 2007, 08:29:26 PM
Stallworth!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on February 27, 2007, 08:35:56 PM
Britt Reid.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Munson on February 27, 2007, 10:09:46 PM
Darnell Autry.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on February 27, 2007, 10:54:17 PM
Todd Pinkston...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on February 28, 2007, 12:41:35 AM
Jerome Brown
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on February 28, 2007, 12:15:17 PM
re joey porter per the post gazette:

It's possible the Steelers will release Porter before he is due his $1 million roster bonus March 6, which would create $5 million in salary cap room. If they decide to release him, it could come Friday.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on February 28, 2007, 12:21:00 PM
He's a nutcase... a nutcase I'd love to have playing WIL for the Eagles.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on February 28, 2007, 02:49:02 PM
Washington, anyone?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on February 28, 2007, 05:25:23 PM
Eric Moulds released by Houston  (so were Zach Wiegert and Seth Payne)

Jamal Lewis released by Baltimore

Brian Simmons released by Cincinnati

Ross Verba released by Detroit

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Wingspan on February 28, 2007, 05:26:37 PM
GET ALL!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on February 28, 2007, 05:33:51 PM
Get Moulds!  (http://www.houstontexans.com/news/detail.php?PRKey=3336)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on February 28, 2007, 06:41:38 PM
Amani Toomer doing his best R. Kelly impression (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/501349p-422752c.html)  (minus the underage part)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on February 28, 2007, 07:09:08 PM
Vikings release Brad Johnson. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2783475) That leaves them with Tarvaris Jackson and Brooks Bollinger on roster.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on February 28, 2007, 08:31:04 PM
QuoteWhen the season ended, Childress indicated that Johnson would be welcomed back in a mentoring role, but the 38-year-old -- who has a fierce competitive drive that belies his easygoing demeanor -- said that he still believes he can be a starter.

Delusional.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 01, 2007, 02:14:20 AM
I think the roids guy was probably Brad Childress. He wanted a HC position and knew he needed to improve his performance.

Amani The Brain Toomer should get him some too and make a comeback to support his X
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2007, 08:39:08 AM
QuoteCHARGERS TAKE NO CHANCES WITH TURNER

Given that the poison pill device allows a team to easily craft an offer sheet that a player's current team can't match, the San Diego Chargers have taken no chances with running back Michael Turner.

Per Kevin Acee of the San Diego Union-Tribune, the Chargers have placed the highest possible tender on the restricted free agent, which requires a team who signs him to send a first-round and third-round pick to the Chargers.

"I'd just feel better to have him in '07," G.M. A.J. Smith said.  "If anything happens to L.T. – God Almighty! – that he gets hurt."

Given that league MVP LaDainian Tomlinson is likely to land on the cover of the 2008 edition of the Madden video game, it makes sense for Smith to fear the worst.  A "Madden curse" has developed over the years, with each cover boy plagued by injury or ineffectiveness in the season in which he graces the cover of the game.

(While we're thinking of it, why do they still feel compelled to put a player's picture on the cover of the game?  The practice likely started when there were multiple football simulations carrying the NFL brand.  Now that EA has a hammerlock on the license, will the presence of L.T. or Shaun Alexander or Donovan McNabb or anyone else on the cover influence whether someone actually buys the game?) 
BOOOO
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 01, 2007, 09:26:01 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2007, 08:39:08 AM
BOOOO

I can't imagine why you'd boo that move.  There is no way in hell the Eagles would go after him, but the Giants were a real possibility.  If he stays with the Chargers or if the Giants have to give up a 1st and a 3rd to get him, it's a much better scenario for the Eagles.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 01, 2007, 09:27:40 AM
Who are the Giants going to get, anyway?  McGahee?  Dillon?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2007, 09:28:26 AM
I'd love to get him but as you said, very unlikely.  And i would not want to face him 2times a year.  I do see the Giants making a play to get Mcgahee by draft day.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 01, 2007, 09:32:52 AM
McGahee was the hot rumor going around, Turner and Thomas Jones were also being mentioned.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on March 01, 2007, 02:03:57 PM
Per NFL Network - Lions trade Dre Bly to Denver for Tatum Bell and George Foster.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MURP on March 01, 2007, 02:13:06 PM
What does that say about Kevin Jones status.... hmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2007, 02:35:06 PM
good trade for both teams...one team replacing a dead guy and one a cripple
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 01, 2007, 02:44:59 PM
5th rd pick from Denver to Detroit as well
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 01, 2007, 02:50:17 PM
Fat Lenny P's top 30 FAs (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=pasquarelli_len&id=2784159)

#7 Fletcher-Baker to Washington
#9 Stallworth to Tennessee, San Francisco or Washington
#10 Deon Grant to Dallas or New Orleans
#20 Garcia to Denver or Oakland
#24 Petitgout to Tampa Bay
#27 Michael Lewis to Carolina
#30 Kevin Kaesviharn to Dallas or Detroit
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 01, 2007, 02:51:14 PM
Bly for Tatum Bell, George Foster AND a fifth round pick?  Interesting
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2007, 02:55:17 PM
(http://espn.starwave.com/i/nfl/profiles/players/65x90/5798.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2007, 02:57:57 PM
who the hell is that IGY, Pryzbylewski from the wire?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 01, 2007, 02:59:08 PM
drew beezy
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on March 01, 2007, 04:22:57 PM
Wow.  Steelers released Joey Porter.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on March 01, 2007, 04:37:32 PM
QuoteSaints released WR Joe Horn, although the team hopes to re-sign him.

This news was expected, but it's a new development that Horn and the Saints talked contract the last two days. One of the best free agent signings in NFL history and second all-time among Saints in yards and catches, Horn will probably look elsewhere to maximize his final payday. He can still be a quality role player. Mar. 1 - 4:28 pm et
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 01, 2007, 04:53:45 PM
Fred Taylor signed a 3-year extension

San Diego released McCardell and Steve Foley

and this Leno headline:

QuotePatriots | Gay receives tender offer
Thu, 1 Mar 2007 13:30:37 -0800


Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on March 01, 2007, 05:20:16 PM
I'd take McCardell or Joe Horn in a heart beat. Porter being released is unbelievable. Some team, not us, is going to get a great player in him.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 01, 2007, 05:31:18 PM
I'd bet cowboys or jets
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 01, 2007, 07:09:47 PM
I live in Pittsburgh and no one here is too upset over losing Porter. He used to be a great player, but last year his production flat-out sucked.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 01, 2007, 07:16:18 PM
The Cowboys cut Drew Bledsoe.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on March 01, 2007, 08:42:41 PM
McCardell is done.  No thanks to that fossil.

All that bullshtein from Horn about loyalty and love for New Orleans and the whole we are family crock of shtein makes me giggle a little.

It's a cutthroat business and if you're overpaid or aren't producing you're gone.  So don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, motherfarger.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 01, 2007, 11:31:02 PM
More cuts:

Antonio Bryant

Brandon Stokley

Kenyatta Walker

Karl Hankton
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on March 01, 2007, 11:45:07 PM
r u kidding me? if your from pitt or not joey porter is a player. he's gonna be a player for yrs to come. bad move by pitt.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 02, 2007, 10:47:44 AM
QuoteNFL seeks to trademark 'Big Game' phrase
League wants to protect Super Bowl image, but Stanford and Cal have already taken action to oppose move.
By Sam Farmer, Times Staff Writer
March 2, 2007

In an effort to discourage unauthorized companies from using the Super Bowl to peddle their products, the NFL is seeking to trademark the phrase "the Big Game."

But a college football rivalry that began in 1902 might have something to say about that.

Stanford and California, whose annual showdown is known as "Big Game," have taken initial steps to oppose the trademark through Collegiate Licensing Co., and have obtained a three-month extension to mull their next move.

Whereas the NFL says it merely wants to protect its prized mega-event, and the sponsors who pay millions to legitimately attach their names to it, some observers are accusing the league of arrogance.

"The first emotion that jumps to my mind is sadness," said Ted Robinson, Stanford's play-by-play announcer. "How sad that a league as successful as the NFL would try to trademark such an extraordinarily common phrase.

"Why would you want to come across as a corporate bully by interfering with a college game that has such as a long-standing tradition — in a market where you have two franchises."

A league spokesman said the NFL has no issue with any rivalry in college football. Its target are marketers who make obvious references to the championship game without saying "Super Bowl" or "Super Sunday" or the like.

"You hear radio ads or TV commercials where a company would promote its product by saying, 'Come on in before the big game' " said Brian McCarthy, the league's director of corporate communications. "We're in essence trying to stop these companies from doing an end-around on the Super Bowl.

"To some it may be comical, but to us it dilutes the value of the Super Bowl and our ability to sell those rights to our partners."

The NFL is fiercely protective of its brand. Before this year's Super Bowl, league executives noticed an unofficial "Super Bowl Bash" advertised on the website of an Indianapolis church. The next day, the pastor received a cease-and-desist letter by overnight mail demanding the party be canceled.

The action might lead to Cal and Stanford seeking their own collective "Big Game" trademark, just as other schools have done. Auburn and Alabama, for instance, have registered the name "Iron Bowl" in reference to their rivalry.

Last year, Texas A&M, which holds a trademark for calling its fans the "12th man," sued the Seattle Seahawks for infringing on that. The sides eventually settled.

Michael Drucker, vice president and general counsel for Collegiate Licensing, said while the league is within its rights to apply for the trademark and protect its Super Bowl interests, "that in no way means ... the NFL would be able to take action against the universities, who have used the mark for more than 100 years."
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on March 02, 2007, 11:25:46 AM
The NFL should just trademark the words football, uniforom, helmet, field, turf, stadium, referee, pass, block, run, dump, kick, punt, practice, two-a-days, cleats, logo, number, jersey, head coach, and TO just to be done with it.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on March 02, 2007, 11:35:30 AM
QuoteIn an effort to discourage unauthorized companies from using the Super Bowl to peddle their products, the NFL is seeking to trademark the phrase "the Big Game."

They'll win. 

They're the NFL, after all, and their big game is the only big game in all of sports.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 02, 2007, 11:49:47 AM
trademark law is out of control. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on March 02, 2007, 11:52:52 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 01, 2007, 02:55:17 PM
(http://espn.starwave.com/i/nfl/profiles/players/65x90/5798.jpg)

ha, i was just about to post the same picture.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 02, 2007, 11:55:17 AM
Drew Bennett's like Hank Baskett, only better and blacker.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 02, 2007, 12:26:06 PM
Quote
WILFORD RIPE FOR THE PLUCKING?

Thanks to a tip from our pal Gregg Rosenthal of Rotoworld.com, it appears that official NFL records reveal that the Jaguars have tendered receiver Ernest Wilford at the low level of $850,000.

Published reports suggested that Wilford would be tendered at the new second-round level.

This means that Wilford can be had for a multi-year offer sheet that becomes fully guaranteed if, for example, Wilford plays five football games in Jacksonville in any year of the deal.

Wilford was a fourth-round pick in 2004.  Thus, if someone else signs him and the Jags opt not to match, they'll get a fourth-round pick as compensation.

As we see it, either the Jags have decided that they'd be happy to get a fourth-round pick for Wilford, or they're just stupid.  If someone else wants him bad enough to give up a four, he's as good as gone.

Along these same lines, we can't figure out why the taterskins gave punter Derrick Frost the low tender.  Frost was undrafted, so the 'Skins get no compensation if someone else signs him.  And someone else will be able to get him via the poison pill device.

As we see it, the 'Skins would have been smarter to save the $850,000 in cap space and not tender Frost at any level.  Or, if they really wanted to keep him, they should have bumped the number to $1.3 million, which would have triggered the second-round level of compensation -- and as a practical matter would have scared off any other suitors. 

Wilford? Meh.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 02, 2007, 12:29:16 PM
The eagles have a faster Wilford in Baskett
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 02, 2007, 12:40:13 PM
Quote
PLUMMER RETIRES

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer has retired in lieu of being traded to Tampa.

Word of the trade broke earlier this morning, but recent published reports suggested that Plummer might pack it in.

Plummer has played 10 NFL seasons.  We have a weird feeling that, after a year or so on the sidelines, he might be lured back.  The Cardinals, for example, will need a backup after Kurt Warner retires, and it would be fitting for Plummer to end his career there.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 02, 2007, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 02, 2007, 12:29:16 PM
The eagles have a faster Wilford in Baskett

You're funny.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 02, 2007, 01:02:46 PM
PATS TARGETING THOMAS?

Several readers tell us that Adam Schefter of NFL Network said earlier this morning on WEEI in Boston that the Pats will make a big push for linebacker Adalius Thomas within the next 24 to 48 hours.

Meanwhile, John Clayton of ESPN.com reports that Thomas will visit the 49ers.

We heard earlier this week that the 49ers were believed to have a deal in principle with Thomas.  But the problem with deals struck before the start of free agency is that they're not enforceable, and the player can pull the plug if he so chooses.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on March 02, 2007, 02:31:40 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on March 02, 2007, 12:42:19 PM
You're funny.
Why is that funny? He's dead serious and he's correct.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 02, 2007, 02:40:32 PM
It's funny for a couple of reasons:

1.  Wilford has proven to be a very good possession and goalline package receiver.  I don't know how many catches Baskett made over the middle or once the team was in the red zone, but it's not a lot.

2.  Baskett is not fast by any means, and there's certainly no proof of him being faster than Wilford.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 02, 2007, 03:04:31 PM
granted if wouldnt take much for baskett to become a wilford but could he at least prove to be an everydown nfl wr for one season before we annoint him anything....thats not asking too much is it
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 02, 2007, 03:06:27 PM
Quote
FALCONS CUT A PAIR

The Atlanta Falcons have cut LB Edgerton Hatwell and LB Ike Reese.

Both were signed as unrestricted free agents in 2005.

Hartwell was signed through 2010, and he was scheduled to earn $2.87 million in base salary this season.  Reese was under contract through 2008.  He was due to make $940,000 in base salary this year.

Since both were released on the first day of the league year, it's possible that the Falcons took advantage of the rule that treats the move as a June 2 transaction, thereby spreading the cap hit from any remaining bonus money over two years.

It'd be good to have Ike back on STs.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 02, 2007, 03:11:40 PM
absolutely...and for leadership...if nothing else get him back for a year so he can retire an eagle like he should
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 02, 2007, 03:16:17 PM
Ike is good for the role that Shawn Barber played last year.  Barber's a FA too.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on March 02, 2007, 03:22:24 PM
Hartwell is also better than some of the flotsom we have.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 02, 2007, 04:05:41 PM
I'd take both in a heartbeat. Ike was on WIP the other day, he still loves it here. He'd probably come on the cheap just so he could retire with the Eagles.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on March 02, 2007, 04:08:08 PM
hell yea, get IKE!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 02, 2007, 04:10:46 PM
Wilford if i remember correctly ran a 4.8 40.  They both are taller guys who have great verticals.  Just a comparison, not an annoitment.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on March 02, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
what's the inside word on mike lewis? ???
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on March 02, 2007, 07:34:23 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 02, 2007, 01:02:46 PM
PATS TARGETING THOMAS?

Several readers tell us that Adam Schefter of NFL Network said earlier this morning on WEEI in Boston that the Pats will make a big push for linebacker Adalius Thomas within the next 24 to 48 hours.

Meanwhile, John Clayton of ESPN.com reports that Thomas will visit the 49ers.

We heard earlier this week that the 49ers were believed to have a deal in principle with Thomas.  But the problem with deals struck before the start of free agency is that they're not enforceable, and the player can pull the plug if he so chooses.



Thomas as well as Stallworth have not visited any teams today
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 02, 2007, 07:36:35 PM
Quote from: TRUCK RATHMAN on March 02, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
what's the inside word on mike lewis? ???

Depends on who you ask.

He's decent-to-very good at times in run support, but has really fallen off the past two seasons against the pass. I think he'd be a seriously good addition for the Niners.

Another benefit: He got farged by our F.O., so he'll be playing with a chip on his shoulder for a long time to come, I'm sure.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on March 02, 2007, 07:49:52 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on March 02, 2007, 07:36:35 PM
Quote from: TRUCK RATHMAN on March 02, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
what's the inside word on mike lewis? ???

Depends on who you ask.

He's decent-to-very good at times in run support, but has really fallen off the past two seasons against the pass. I think he'd be a seriously good addition for the Niners.

Another benefit: He got farged by our F.O., so he'll be playing with a chip on his shoulder for a long time to come, I'm sure.


good enough for me. thanks


he's doing his physical for us right now. im pretty sure he'll leave the building with a contract. clements too.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on March 02, 2007, 07:53:41 PM
we just signed both of em. done deal but dont know the numbers.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 02, 2007, 07:57:50 PM
Quote from: TRUCK RATHMAN on March 02, 2007, 07:53:41 PM
we just signed both of em. done deal but dont know the numbers.
Just posted that on the main forum.

Strenghts: He's as good of SS as there is in the league vs. the run, hard hitter.

Weakness: Bad vs. the pass. Poor range, gets beat deep and often. Goes for jukes real easy.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 02, 2007, 08:02:48 PM
weakness:  he's not so smart.  he'll bite on pump fakes to the underneath route regularly, and pretty often on play action.  he can be burned pretty easily too.  he draws a lot of pass interference calls

strength:  he's always good against the run, sometimes very good.

good luck with him

oh yeah..he's got a bad heart, will probably drop dead by third game of cardiac arrest
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 02, 2007, 08:07:44 PM
 :-D

RATH, if you've seen Roy Williams or Sean Taylor, he has a similar game to those guys but he doesn't go for vicious hits on every single play....
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Eagaholic on March 02, 2007, 08:14:57 PM
I like Ike. Good leadership. But if Atlanta cut him at $940,000, that is at most a couple of hundered thousand above the vet minimum for the # of years he has. Is this more like a skill level move than a salary thing? It shouldn't save more than maybe $600k even if a bottom scale young guy replaces him and Atlanta hs a good amount of cap space. I really haven't seen him play much since he left here (although I seem to remember he decked one of the Eagles pretty good).
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 03, 2007, 01:16:35 AM
weakness:  he's not so smart.  he'll bite on pump fakes to the underneath route regularly, and pretty often on play action.  he can be burned pretty easily too.  he draws a lot of pass interference calls

strength:  he's always good against the run, sometimes very good.

good luck with him

oh yeah..he's got a bad heart, will probably drop dead by third game of cardiac arrest


weakness: when im running errands and i come back to the board and i read a post that says he sucks in coverage than it MUST be true

the good: numerous teams around the league are bidding for his services so that means they are dumber than the birds and lewis is one of the worst safties maybe ever...god i hope someone overpays him!!

ps- someone feed me banner balls thru a crazy straw
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 03, 2007, 09:19:54 AM
vigy can't get enough of me
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 03, 2007, 11:22:54 AM
Quotenumerous teams around the league are bidding for his services

link?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 03, 2007, 11:26:06 AM
Quote
POSTED 11:21 a.m. EST, March 3, 2007

FINS TRYING TO TRADE McMICHAEL

Alex Marvez of the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports that the Miami Dolphins are trying to trade tight end Randy McMichael.

The price?  A third-round pick.

At a time when neither the free-agent market nor the 2007 draft class is filled with high-end talent, the possibility should be tempting for any team that needs a pass-catching tight end.

McMichael is under contract through 2009.  He's due to earn a $3 million roster bonus and a $1 million salary in 2007.  Per NFLPA records, his base salary for 2008 is $3.5 million and his base salary for 2009 is $4 million.

The 2002 fourth-round pick has caught more than 60 passes in three straight seasons.  However, he has been implicated in multiple off-field incidents involving allegations of violence against his wife.   

If McMichael is traded, the Fins would then likely be in the market for another tight end.  An intriguing option is University of Miami product Greg Olsen, who ran the forty-yard dash in 4.45 seconds last weekend at the scouting combine.  But the Fins pick at No. 9 in round one, and that likely is too high to take him.

They could use the third-rounder that they get for McMichael (if they are able to get a third-rounder for him) and package it with other picks in an effort to get back into the bottom of round one, if Olsen is still on the board.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 03, 2007, 01:18:33 PM
Denver gets Big Daddy Wilkinson from Miami for a 6th-rd pick

Update on Plummer:  he has been traded to Tampa Bay for a conditional 2008 pick.  If he retires, Denver gets nothing.  If he plays, the pick depends on playing time...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 03, 2007, 02:13:59 PM
Schefter reporting that Houston gave Andre Johnson a long-term extension


UPDATE: 8 years, $60M, $15M guaranteed.  It frees up $6M for free agents this year.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on March 03, 2007, 05:06:47 PM
QuoteAccording to ProFootballTalk.com, free agent receiver Ashley Lelie is expected to sign with either the Houston Texans of the San Francisco 49ers in the next couple of days. The Falcons and Vikings are also said to be interested.

Last year, Lelie, a first-round pick by the Broncos in 2002, was traded to the Falcons after asking to leave Denver.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 03, 2007, 05:23:06 PM
Please be San Francisco
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 03, 2007, 07:08:23 PM
Dielman resigned with Chargers (probably means more to me than you guys).

Mr. Porter is a-comin' to town to meet with the Giants.... woooo farging hooooo!  :yay Dominic Rhodes arrived last night.... supposedly... and is talking with them today.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 05, 2007, 12:07:57 AM
Peyton Manning is hosting Saturday Night Live on 3/24  :-\
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: TRUCK RATHMAN on March 05, 2007, 01:39:49 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 03, 2007, 05:23:06 PM
Please be San Francisco

???
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on March 05, 2007, 12:29:31 PM
Follow me.  If the Niners get Lelie (which they did)... the less interested they'll be in Stallworth.  Got it?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 05, 2007, 07:38:45 PM
Less interested or still interested in having as many good receivers as possible?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 07, 2007, 11:54:54 AM
In case anyone was interested, I found a few names that are scheduled to be free agents next season (besides this year's FAs that only get 1-yr deals)...

QB Byron Leftwich
QB Rex Grossman (if club option is not picked up)
QB Tony Romo
QB Kyle Boller
QB Josh McCown

RB Julius Jones
RB T.J. Duckett
RB Mewelde Moore

WR Bryant Johnson
WR Devery Henderson
WR Bernard Berrian
WR Keary Colbert

TE Chris Cooley
TE Kris Wilson

OT Jordan Gross
OT Flozell Adams

OG Justin Smiley

DE Terrell Suggs
DE Antwan Odom
DE Calvin Pace

DT Albert Haynesworth
DT Jimmy Kennedy

LB Karlos Dansby
LB Boss Bailey
LB Nick Barnett
LB Dontarrious Thomas

CB Nathan Vasher
CB Keiwan Ratliff
CB Ricardo Colclough
CB Aaron Glenn

S Troy Polamalu

The only main Eagles FAs are Smith, Tapeh and Walker (w/ a voidable 08)...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: DH on March 07, 2007, 12:43:08 PM
Sign Polamalu???
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 07, 2007, 12:50:12 PM
Suggs is a farging animal. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on March 07, 2007, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: Die-Hard on March 07, 2007, 12:43:08 PM
Sign Polamalu???

I was about to post that there's no way Polamalu ever gets to free agency and then I remembered Joey Porter.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on March 07, 2007, 01:30:31 PM
Bernard Berrian!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 07, 2007, 01:33:50 PM
Polamalu was a guy they really liked that year before they traded up for McDougle.  I don't see how he doesn't get tagged though...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 07, 2007, 01:42:28 PM
Another concussion won't help his value.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on March 07, 2007, 01:45:37 PM
Yeah, but being known as one of the premier safeties in the NFL will.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: 4and26 on March 07, 2007, 01:46:00 PM
So how come no one is talking to Vanderjag  - one year good kick, next year cut midseason.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 07, 2007, 02:32:44 PM
of course a lot can happen btwn now and next offseason but the eagles are due to have about 25-35 mil under the cap
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 07, 2007, 02:38:29 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 07, 2007, 02:32:44 PM
of course a lot can happen btwn now and next offseason but the eagles are due to have about 25-35 mil under the cap

It will be closer to 10 when they re-up Gocong, McCoy, Bloom, and Considine.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 07, 2007, 02:40:43 PM
i think in 07 i will concentrate more on my tailgating and then come back in 08 all revved up for the football team
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 07, 2007, 05:35:47 PM
QuoteESPNews reports the Atlanta Falcons have agreed to a deal with WR Joe Horn (Saints).
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 08, 2007, 11:55:22 AM
The Dolphins signed Jay Feely to a 3-year deal.

Maybe the Giants will go after Vanderjagt.  Ha.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 08, 2007, 12:21:53 PM
Willis McGahee is a Raven. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2791831)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: hbionic on March 08, 2007, 12:54:16 PM
I thought he was an african american.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 08, 2007, 02:17:28 PM
QuoteRams agreed to terms with TE Randy McMichael on an undisclosed contract.

A shocker here after St. Louis used two first-day picks on tight ends a year ago. However, coach Scott Linehan knowns McMike from Miami in 2005, when the inconsistent tight end caught 60 passes, five for scores. This crushes Joe Klopfenstein's keeper value and makes it likely Domonique Byrd will be cut. The Rams will address their run defense issues in the draft.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on March 08, 2007, 02:25:04 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 08, 2007, 02:17:28 PM
QuoteRams agreed to terms with TE Randy McMichael on an undisclosed contract.

A shocker here after St. Louis used two first-day picks on tight ends a year ago. However, coach Scott Linehan knowns McMike from Miami in 2005, when the inconsistent tight end caught 60 passes, five for scores. This crushes Joe Klopfenstein's keeper value and makes it likely Domonique Byrd will be cut. The Rams will address their run defense issues in the draft.

Rams released TE Dominique Byrd Sunday night after being arrested for DUI....

Never mind..  he was arrested on Sunday night for DUI in LA.  he was released into his own custody on Sunday night -- NOT released from the Rams.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 08, 2007, 07:32:11 PM
... so the Rams have multiple criminal TEs, then.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 09, 2007, 10:35:02 AM
Looks like the Chargers modified their jerseys.  No powder blues for Berman though...

(http://www.profootballtalk.com/NewChargersUni.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on March 09, 2007, 11:10:53 AM
Rhodes to the Raiders
Quote
POPPIE TO THE RAIDERS
Running back Dominic "Poppie" Rhodes, who not long ago was reportedly urinating all over himself after a DUI arrest, will now have a chance to soil some silver and black.

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that Rhodes has agreed to terms with the Raiders.  The deal is worth $7.5 million over two years.  Mike Garafalo of the Newark Star-Ledger suggests that the base value could be lower than that; he says that the contract is worth "up to" $7.5 million.

In an unrelated story, all couches at team headquarters will be covered in plastic.

Rhodes gave an MVP-caliber performance in the Colts' Super Bowl victory over the Bears.  His numbers for the game were better than those of Super Bowl XXV MVP Ottis Anderson -- and Super Bowl XLI MVP Peyton Manning's were worse than those of Giants quarterback Jeff Hostetler in the same game.

DUI charges against Rhodes are unresolved.  For Turd Watch scoring purposes, the Raiders will acquire any points from a conviction, guilty plea, or plea of no contest.  The Colts, however, keep the existing points, since he was their property when he went pee-pee in a police car.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 09, 2007, 11:23:09 AM
Oakland: where promising players go to die
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 09, 2007, 06:11:41 PM
Indeed.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 09, 2007, 07:03:43 PM
Although to be completely accurate, plenty of horribly zesty players go to Oakland as well.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 09, 2007, 09:48:07 PM
Follow-up to earlier:

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j169/pcola_playa82/32480_282wh.jpg) (http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/chargers/images/070309newuni150.jpg)

White helmets
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on March 09, 2007, 09:59:29 PM
QuoteDUCKETT TO DETROIT

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that running back T.J. Duckett has agreed to terms with the Detroit Lions.

Duckett will sign a one-year, $1.5 million contract with the Lions.

The maneuver gives the Lions three starting-caliber tailbacks -- Duckett, Tatum Bell, and Kevin Jones. We've previously heard that Bell, who was acquired recently from the Broncos as part of the Dre' Bly trade, is a candidate to be traded again.

Duckett did the deal with Detroit after visiting the Seahawks
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Wingspan on March 10, 2007, 12:53:17 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 09, 2007, 09:59:29 PM
QuoteDUCKETT TO DETROIT

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that running back T.J. Duckett has agreed to terms with the Detroit Lions.

Duckett will sign a one-year, $1.5 million contract with the Lions.

The maneuver gives the Lions three starting-caliber tailbacks -- Duckett, Tatum Bell, and Kevin Jones. We've previously heard that Bell, who was acquired recently from the Broncos as part of the Dre' Bly trade, is a candidate to be traded again.

Duckett did the deal with Detroit after visiting the Seahawks

What an insult ::)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on March 10, 2007, 03:31:29 AM
Are you seriously comparing Duckett's situation to Stallworth's? Kill yourself.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 10, 2007, 05:33:26 AM
Stallworth - 38 catches for 725 yards (19.1 avg), 5 TD's

Duckett - 38 rushes for 132 yards (3.5 avg), 2 TD's


They both had 38 so they deserve the same!

Seriously, Wingspan... you're a moron.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 10, 2007, 07:29:40 AM
wing on the DL is a monster homer or maybe just a huge pro management/anti player guy...i cant tell because he isnt loud about it like others...hes a sneaky little bastich

on another note....white helmets rock
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Wingspan on March 10, 2007, 08:02:54 AM
Some people will go so far out of their way to defend their hater turf, that they fail to see a joke at their expense, even when it's shining right in their faces.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 10, 2007, 08:06:36 AM
i got my eye on you
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Wingspan on March 10, 2007, 08:56:56 AM
(http://www.comp.lancs.ac.uk/computing/users/paul/shaft/back.gif)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 10, 2007, 08:57:37 AM
Daaaamn straight.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 11, 2007, 02:57:14 PM
Oh, and what is Seattle doing in the secondary?

Obviously, they're not bringing Hamlin back, but now they have the following safeties on the roster:

Michael Boulware (starting SS)
Deon Grant (FA addition)
Brian Russell (FA addition)
Mike Green (apparently was beating out Boulware before he got injured in the pre-season)
Jordan Babineaux (may move to nickel CB)

It sounds to be like they may be looking to move Boulware or Green...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 11, 2007, 03:09:18 PM
QuoteJordan Babineaux (may move to nickel CB)

Hopefully, he'll be too busy getting ass raped in jail.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 11, 2007, 03:13:41 PM
I think you're confusing him with the DT who speared McNabb... Jonathan Babineaux
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 11, 2007, 03:16:46 PM
shtein... yes. Sorry.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 11, 2007, 03:18:29 PM
They're probably related, so they can both rot in hell for all I care.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 11, 2007, 05:04:18 PM
They're BROS

and hell yes i'd take Bouleware
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 13, 2007, 11:53:56 AM
lance briggs say what!?!?!

"People think I can't afford to sit out the year -- I can take out loans to get me through that year just fine because eventually I'll have a deal somewhere," Briggs told FoxSports.com. "There are things I can do to make sure I'm fine financially if I sit out."

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2796645
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 13, 2007, 11:57:52 AM
He's right and good for him. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 13, 2007, 12:02:30 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on March 13, 2007, 11:57:52 AM
He's right and good for him. 

As has already been discussed ad nauseum, it's ridiculous that the NFLPA didn't ensure better terms on franchising with the new CBA.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 13, 2007, 12:10:57 PM
hes played four years in the nfl and has made the prowbowl twice and between his salary and endorsements he still has to take loans out to 'survive' the next year

in fact he made $750,000 in salary alone in the last eight months

whos watching his dollars
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 13, 2007, 12:18:07 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 13, 2007, 12:10:57 PM
whos watching his dollars

ho's and bling don't come cheap



Also, the Packers are planning to make a deal for Randy Moss (http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=576312).
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on March 13, 2007, 12:22:12 PM
Point & laugh? Bah, who am I kidding. I don't have the energy to point and laugh at anyone.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Wingspan on March 13, 2007, 01:41:06 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 13, 2007, 12:10:57 PM
hes played four years in the nfl and has made the prowbowl twice and between his salary and endorsements he still has to take loans out to 'survive' the next year

in fact he made $750,000 in salary alone in the last eight months

whos watching his dollars

Some day you will realize that 99% of professional athletes are idiots.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 13, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
hes an idiot because of the take out a loan comment...theres no way he doesnt have money
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 13, 2007, 02:04:12 PM
Quote from: Wingspan on March 13, 2007, 01:41:06 PMSome day you will realize that 99% of professional athletes are idiots.

'Idiot' is being kind.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 13, 2007, 02:30:09 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 13, 2007, 02:03:13 PM
hes an idiot because of the take out a loan comment...theres no way he doesnt have money

He's going to have to trade in his tricked-out Escalade for a regular fully-loaded Tahoe.  What a cruel world!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 13, 2007, 05:11:27 PM
Another update on the new Chargers unis:  they have a powder blue alternate:

(http://www.profootballtalk.com/PowderBlues.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 13, 2007, 08:52:59 PM
Semi-interesting blurb on PFT about signing vs. roster bonuses:

QuotePOSTED 3:19 p.m. EDT; UPDATED 3:41 p.m. EDT, March 13, 2007

ROSTER BONUSES GOING BYE BYE?

At a time when more than a few teams are chewing up 2007 cap surpluses by handing out significant 2007 roster bonuses, a league source tells us that many teams are now shying away from using the roster bonus as a primary tool for giving the player up-front cash.

The reason for the reluctance?  Under the new CBA, the only type of bonus that is subject to forfeiture is the signing bonus.

Before the CBA was amended in 2006 to include a host of player-friendly noneconomic terms (which apparently the NFL's negotiating team didn't bother to notice while trying to herd cats as to the revenue-sharing conundrum), teams were permitted to negotiate with specific players to include forfeiture provisions in all types of bonus payments -- signing, option, and roster, for example.  It was an issue for discussion between player and club only, and the union butted out of it.

But it was still an evolving process.  The Eagles, for example, gave receiver Terrell Owens a $6.2 million roster bonus in 2004, but did not extend the forfeiture language into 2005.  Thus, the Eagles had less leverage to keep him in line when he went bonkos on them that year.

Since the CBA was revised to limit bonus forfeitures (and in the wake of the Ashley Lelie decision, which found that option bonuses aren't signing bonuses), teams are shifting back toward the signing bonus, which chews up less cap room in the current year because the total payment is prorated over several seasons.  This gives the team protection against a sudden retirement, or a player's decision that he's not making enough money so he's not going to show up for practice.

Said the source:  "If a club is currently writing a roster bonus in lieu of a signing bonus they are: (1)  able to look into the future and predict it; or (2) smarter than the rest of us; or (3)  brain dead because if a roster bonus is not subject to forfeiture the club will have no recourse if a player defaults, and somebody is probably getting fired. 

"What you're seeing most clubs do today, who are trying to use up cap room, is doing a combination of roster and signing bonus and making a decision to take some risk (but not all) in order to use up some cap room and have less proration in the future. "

With that said, keep your eyes peeled as the draft classes of 2005 and 2006 move toward free agency.  If/when the Ashley Lelies among the first-rounders decide that they want out of town, the teams will have little or no recourse because many of these players received little or no guaranteed money in the form of a signing bonus, due to the intersection between the limited number of years over which the signing bonuses could be spread and the slow growth of the rookie pool.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 14, 2007, 09:52:11 PM
Some news I actually like:

QuoteOWNERS TO CONSIDER INCREASE IN GAME-DAY LINEUP

A league source tells us that the NFL owners will consider during their meetings later this month in Arizona a proposal to increase the game-day active player list.

Currently, each team has 53 players on the active roster.  On game days, 45 players dress, along with a third quarterback.

Under the proposal, which was made by the Bears, the number of players would move from 45 to 47.  A third quarterback also would be available.

This would decrease the game-day inactive list from eight down to six.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: methdeez on March 15, 2007, 11:31:41 AM
I don't know why they don't make them all active. It would improve the quality of the game and allow teams to get more return on thier dollars.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 15, 2007, 02:30:08 PM
The Vikings replaced Mike McMahon with Drew Henson.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 15, 2007, 03:20:57 PM
Apparently Moss was traded to the Packers for Aaron Rodgers. There were some late round picks involved too.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on March 15, 2007, 05:59:13 PM
If that's true, DeMarcus Russell is doing backflips of joy.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 15, 2007, 07:15:05 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 15, 2007, 03:20:57 PM
Apparently Moss was traded to the Packers for Aaron Rodgers. There were some late round picks involved too.

A team with an ancient QB, an awesome WR, and a very promising young WR trades away their QB of the future for an old, expensive, declining WR with major off the field issues? I think I'll hold off on believing that until it's officially reported.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 16, 2007, 05:23:34 PM
NFL schedule to be released April 5th (http://sports.espn.go.com/espntv/espnGuide)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 19, 2007, 10:03:52 AM
The 2008-2012 option years of Eli Manning's contract were picked up, so we get to see him for six more years.  :yay
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on March 19, 2007, 03:58:56 PM
On my way into work... I heard on the radio that the Giants denied that report and that he has the same extension (into 2009) as when they got him.

What the deal?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 19, 2007, 04:06:29 PM
There are conflicting reports.  That's the deal.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2007, 11:35:49 AM
QuoteGiants | Leach signs offer sheet
Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:44:59 -0700

Adam Schefter, of NFL Network, reports the New York Giants have signed restricted free-agent FB Vonta Leach (Texans) to a four-year offer sheet worth $8 million.

I guess if they don't have a stellar tailback, having a good blocker helps.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on March 20, 2007, 12:39:14 PM
courtney brown was released yesterday.  he really turned out great.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 20, 2007, 12:44:12 PM
Imagine the possibilities with Courtney Brown playing RE, Kearse playing LE
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2007, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 20, 2007, 12:44:12 PM
Imagine the possibilities with Courtney Brown playing RE, Kearse playing LE

I'm thinking of a very full Injured Reserve list.


Courteney Brown and LaVar Arrington's careers have been very similar to their final season at PSU.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on March 20, 2007, 05:00:17 PM
Rich?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 20, 2007, 05:08:04 PM
Not really, no.


BTW, the Texans now *officially* signed Shawn Barber, the Broncos signed Brandon Stokley, and the Rams signed Mike Rumph.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 21, 2007, 09:54:25 AM
got this off another site...a compensatory pick projection...

THIRD ROUND
San Diego (Drew Brees, $10.0 million, 16 Games Played/16 Games Started, Pro Bowl)
San Francisco (Julian Peterson , $7.714 million, 16/16, Pro Bowl)
Indianapolis (Edgerrin James, $7.5 million, 16/16)

FOURTH ROUND
Oakland (Charles Woodson, $5.576 million, 16/16)
Pittsburgh (Chris Hope, $5.098 million, 16/16)
Atlanta (Kevin Shaffer, $5.143 million, 16/16)
Baltimore (Anthony Weaver, $5.3 million, 15/15)

FIFTH ROUND
Indianapolis (David Thornton, $4.45 million, 16/13)
Baltimore (Ma'ake Kemoeatu, $4.6 million, 16/14)
Pittsburgh (Antwaan Randle El, $4.464 million, 16/16)
New England (David Givens, $4.8 million, 5/5, placed on IR)

SIXTH ROUND
Indianapolis (Larry Tripplett, $3.607 million, 16/16)
Baltimore (Chester Taylor, $3.5 million, 15/15)
Cincinnati (Jon Kitna, $2.875 million, 16/16)
Baltimore (Will Demps, $2.28 million, 16/16)
New England (Tom Ashworth, $2.6 million, 16/6)
Seattle (Marquand Manuel, $2.0 million, 16/16)
New England (Adam Vinatieri, $2.4 million, 13 GP)

SEVENTH ROUND
Tampa Bay (Dexter Jackson, $1.85 million, 12/11)
San Diego (Justin Peelle, $1.5 million, 15/10)
Green Bay (Craig Nall, $1.423 million, 0/0)
Atlanta (Barry Stokes, $1.092 million, 11/11)
St. Louis (Rex Tucker, $1.217 million, 6/5, placed on IR)
San Diego (Reche Caldwell, $1.006 million, 16/14)
Tampa Bay (Jameel Cook, $1.020 million, 12/6)
Kansas City (Tony Richardson, $1.078 million, 9/7)
New England (Tim Dwight, $1.063 million, 9/2, placed on IR)
San Francisco (Anthony Clement, $750,000, 16/16)
St. Louis (Jamie Martin, $1.005 million, 16/0)
Jacksonville (Kenny Wright, $750,000, 16/9)
Minnesota (Raonall Smith, $755,000, 16/0)
Atlanta (Kevin McCadam, $765,000, 16/0)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2007, 02:14:10 PM
Falcons trading Schaub to Texans (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2807051)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on March 21, 2007, 02:20:49 PM
i think Carr will pan out.  He's had no protection since he's been there. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 21, 2007, 02:27:42 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 21, 2007, 02:20:49 PM
i think Carr will pan out.  He's had no protection since he's been there. 

I still have high hopes for Bobby Hoying too.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SidFarkus on March 21, 2007, 02:54:21 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2007, 02:14:10 PM
Falcons trading Schaub to Texans (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2807051)

The Falcons should be charged with rape...

Jay Glazer is saying that they got  2 second round picks and a swap of 1st rounders this year for Schaub... Wow.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 21, 2007, 02:59:30 PM
^^^^^
what the hell
is that true????
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 21, 2007, 03:09:04 PM
That's even more ridiculous than the Eagles getting a 2nd rounder for A.J.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SidFarkus on March 21, 2007, 03:11:54 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 21, 2007, 02:59:30 PM
^^^^^
what the hell
is that true????

PFT has it, for what that's worth. Although, like I said, they're getting it from Jay Glazer.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 21, 2007, 03:20:54 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 21, 2007, 02:59:30 PM
^^^^^
what the hell
is that true????

Well, the article is from Fat Len, so who knows. But its being reported by a few different sources, not just him.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 21, 2007, 03:26:01 PM
The two 2nds was a lot to give up, but the swap from #8 to #10 doesn't make sense for Houston.  That seems to guarantee they won't get Landry, Peterson or Brown...  ???
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 21, 2007, 03:29:55 PM
The whole deal didn't make a lot of sense.  Schaub's perceived value was much bigger than his real value, and he's about to prove that.  Whatever.  I only don't like it because it helps an NFC team more than the AFC team.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SidFarkus on March 21, 2007, 03:34:17 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 21, 2007, 03:29:55 PM
The whole deal didn't make a lot of sense.  Schaub's perceived value was much bigger than his real value, and he's about to prove that.  Whatever.  I only don't like it because it helps an NFC team more than the AFC team.

It only helps the Falcons if they don't screw up the draft like usual...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on March 21, 2007, 04:03:40 PM
Gotta give it to Rich McKay if the compensation on that one is correct.  Grand Larceny.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 21, 2007, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on March 21, 2007, 04:03:40 PM
Gotta give it to Rich McKay

surprise buttsecks?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on March 21, 2007, 04:13:09 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on March 21, 2007, 02:20:49 PM
i think Carr will pan out.  He's had no protection since he's been there. 

I feel bad for Carr.  Seems like a good kid.  It's a shame that Houston has made absolutely no attempt at all to put anything even close to resembling an o-line in front of him.  He's got hella arm strength and is pretty accurate with the ball when he does get some protection.  The only reason Schaub would work out there is becaue he has a little mobility to him.  But not enough to compensate for shoddy protection imo. 

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 21, 2007, 04:26:33 PM
The funniest part about this is the Falcons just traded their best QB. They are really locked into Vick now.  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on March 21, 2007, 09:11:03 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 21, 2007, 03:29:55 PM
The whole deal didn't make a lot of sense.  Schaub's perceived value was much bigger than his real value, and he's about to prove that.  Whatever.  I only don't like it because it helps an NFC team more than the AFC team.

Can you say Rob Johnson?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 22, 2007, 12:55:32 PM
Wowee wow:

QuoteTexans | Schaub signs
Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:22:51 -0700

John McClain, of the Houston Chronicle, reports the Houston Texans have signed restricted free-agent QB Matt Schaub to a six-year contract worth $48 million with $7 million guaranteed. Schaub will receive $20 million in the first three years. If Schaub stays with the team the last three years of the contract, the Texans will have to pay Schaub a $10 million option bonus in 2010. The Texans paid QB David Carr an $8 million option in 2006 to keep him for the last three years of his contract.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 22, 2007, 12:59:01 PM
that's a lot of money for a guy who has proven very little
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 22, 2007, 01:02:18 PM
I have a feeling the Falcons sign Drew Bledsoe to back up Vick.

Also...

QuoteGiants | Adams visits
Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:44:25 -0700

Arthur Staple, of Newsday, reports the New York Giants met with unrestricted free-agent LB Keith Adams, according to NFL Network.

QuoteNFL | Upshaw reelected
Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:13:22 -0700

ESPNews reports Gene Upshaw, head of the NFL Players Association, has been reelected.

At least worth noting... the players are happy with Upshaw's representation of them.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 22, 2007, 03:13:06 PM
QuoteTexans | Carr to be traded
Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:52:49 -0700

ESPNews reports Houston Texans general manager Rick Smith said that QB David Carr will be traded as soon as Thursday, March 22.

The Dolphins are the only rumored trade partner of which I've heard.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on March 22, 2007, 04:14:34 PM
No link yet, but being reported around here that Marshall faulk has officially retired today.

No shocker, and that's good for the Rams.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 22, 2007, 04:17:48 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on March 22, 2007, 04:14:34 PM
No link yet, but being reported around here that Marshall faulk has officially retired today.

I'm seriously not kidding when I say that I thought he'd officially retired at least a year ago.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on March 22, 2007, 04:21:30 PM
I was surprised too.  I thought he retired at the end of the season. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on March 22, 2007, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on March 22, 2007, 04:17:48 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on March 22, 2007, 04:14:34 PM
No link yet, but being reported around here that Marshall faulk has officially retired today.

I'm seriously not kidding when I say that I thought he'd officially retired at least a year ago.

Same here.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 23, 2007, 04:07:18 PM
Texans release David Carr and Domanick Davis(Per ESPN)

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on March 23, 2007, 04:13:25 PM
I'd bring Davis in for a visit. If is knees aren't a jumbled mess, perhaps an incentive laced contract could be decent.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: dis12 on March 23, 2007, 04:25:37 PM
Cowboys | Hamlin signed
Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:10:20 -0700

ESPNews reports the Dallas Cowboys have signed FS Ken Hamlin (Seahawks). Details of the contract were not disclosed.

QuoteCOWBOYS SIGN HAMLIN

Multiple media outlets report that the Cowboys have signed safety Ken Hamlin.  Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that the contract is a one-year deal that will pay Hamlin $2.5 million.

Hamlin spent the first four years of his career with the Seahawks.  He missed ten games in 2005 after being struck in the head with a pipe during a street fight. 

He was named the NFC defensive player of the month for September 2006.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on March 23, 2007, 04:30:49 PM
SIGN CARR!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 23, 2007, 04:50:17 PM
Newsday reported the Giants won't get Wilson, and the Texans matched the offer sheet on that FB the Giants signed.  The Giants can't get anyone...  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 23, 2007, 05:35:23 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 23, 2007, 04:07:18 PM
Texans release David Carr and Domanick Davis(Per ESPN)

Quote from: MDS on March 23, 2007, 04:13:25 PM
I'd bring Davis in for a visit. If is knees aren't a jumbled mess, perhaps an incentive laced contract could be decent.

WE NEED A BIG BACK HOLLA
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 23, 2007, 05:47:18 PM
Not to be left out of the latest trend, Domanick Davis is now known as Domanick Williams, by the way.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 23, 2007, 06:47:10 PM
these guys are idiots...rank farging idiots
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 24, 2007, 11:46:39 PM
Anyone watching Peyton Manning hosting SNL?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 25, 2007, 05:25:05 AM
Negative ghostrider...I haven't watched SNL since the Farley and Sandler days...when it was last funny.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on March 25, 2007, 08:47:58 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 25, 2007, 05:25:05 AM
Negative ghostrider...I haven't watched SNL since the Murphyand Piscopodays...when it was last funny.

Man, I'm getting old...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 25, 2007, 09:25:14 AM
everyone claims it sucks now..it was good when I watched it...get off my lawn
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on March 25, 2007, 10:41:00 AM
Manning was actually pretty funny last night. He looks like he's made of play dough, though. Gocong is more cut than Manning. (No homo.)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 25, 2007, 12:51:51 PM
Monologue (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8G5VwMITuAk) (appearances by Archie, Eli and mom, plus a good Tom Brady joke)

United Way (http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-6Ky7_sfPc)  :yay

NCAA Tournament (http://youtube.com/watch?v=I9UW9DWyLGE) (another shot at Manning choking)

"300" Boulder Scene (http://youtube.com/watch?v=RONetPLDGBI) (would have been better with Will Ferrell)

...and some country music for Phreak:

Carrie Underwood singing "Before He Cheats" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dQGw0wrqrHk)
Carrie Underwood singing "Wasted" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=d3bjH7ahjmg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on March 25, 2007, 08:24:03 PM
Elisha looks cute all done up in mans clothing
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on March 25, 2007, 08:24:49 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 25, 2007, 12:51:51 PM
United Way (http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-6Ky7_sfPc)  :yay

That's funny stuff right there,......
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 25, 2007, 09:24:14 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 23, 2007, 04:50:17 PM
Newsday reported the Giants won't get Wilson, and the Texans matched the offer sheet on that FB the Giants signed.  The Giants can't get anyone...  :-D

Wilson didn't pass his physical. Apparently, they're still talking... and there's a rumor rolling around that he's gonna need a second neck surgery...sigh. Yea, let's keep talking to him...



Re: Manning. That United Way skit was f'n hysterical.   :yay

Went downhill after that, although him taking shots at himself with the NCAA thing was pretty funny.

Shame, 'cause he's a funny bastid.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 25, 2007, 09:49:38 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 25, 2007, 12:51:51 PM
Monologue (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8G5VwMITuAk) (appearances by Archie, Eli and mom, plus a good Tom Brady joke)

United Way (http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-6Ky7_sfPc)  :yay

NCAA Tournament (http://youtube.com/watch?v=I9UW9DWyLGE) (another shot at Manning choking)

"300" Boulder Scene (http://youtube.com/watch?v=RONetPLDGBI) (would have been better with Will Ferrell)

...and some country music for Phreak:

Carrie Underwood singing "Before He Cheats" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dQGw0wrqrHk)
Carrie Underwood singing "Wasted" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=d3bjH7ahjmg)

Carrie Underwood is good looking, But she is forever tainted because she dated that loser Cowboy.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 25, 2007, 09:55:49 PM
The United Way one was funny shtein.

And Eli still looks like a goddamn goober
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 25, 2007, 10:33:47 PM
I was laughing with tears during the United Way skit. I also liked the NCAA Tourney skit. And actually, the coffee drinking thing was good at the end too.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 26, 2007, 01:44:44 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 25, 2007, 09:55:49 PM
The United Way one was funny shtein.

And Eli still looks like a goddamn goober

Eli will always look like a goober because he is a goober.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on March 26, 2007, 09:04:51 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on March 25, 2007, 10:33:47 PM
I was laughing with tears during the United Way skit. I also liked the NCAA Tourney skit. And actually, the coffee drinking thing was good at the end too.

i sometimes walk around with a slice of ham in my underwear just so i can have a secret.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 26, 2007, 10:01:15 AM
"I think I saw his butthole."
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 10:56:34 AM
dont know if this has been posted yet or not but...

cincy at baltimore in the monday nite opener

new orl at indy thursday nite opener

giants at dallas sunday nite opener
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 26, 2007, 10:57:55 AM
go cincy, saints and timothy mcveigh wannabes in Dallas
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 26, 2007, 11:04:13 AM
ig, where's that from?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on March 26, 2007, 11:07:50 AM
biged is pissed that he got scooped
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 11:08:07 AM
not sure...a friend told me

but ill allow you to use my name as the source when you post it on the 47 other message boards youre about to go to
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 26, 2007, 11:09:44 AM
 :-D

A Giants fan posted the NYG/DAL one already, and I had heard the NO/IND one before, so it sounds legit....

This means that the Eagles opener will be @GB, @MIN, @WSH, @NE or @NYJ...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on March 26, 2007, 11:18:33 AM
The United Way link got zapped so here's another one...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxNAcpjChQM


Awesome.   :yay
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 26, 2007, 01:23:25 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on March 25, 2007, 08:24:49 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on March 25, 2007, 12:51:51 PM
United Way (http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-6Ky7_sfPc)  :yay

That's funny stuff right there,......

Yes, the best of many actually decent skits.  It was a very funny episode.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 01:56:12 PM
switcheroo
the nfl has moved the opening mon night game to cincy
the ravens have a primetime home game later against pitt
it was felt unfair for the ravens
to have 2 primetime home games against divisional foes
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on March 26, 2007, 01:58:13 PM
but not unfair for the Eagles to go on the road 3 in a row, in division, with the 3rd on Christmas?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 02:08:19 PM
but not unfair for the Eagles to go on the road 3 in a row, in division, with the 3rd on Christmas?


ok ART

i hope easy posted bengals AT ravens on all his other boards
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on March 26, 2007, 02:11:08 PM
the question was more rhetorical than anything...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 26, 2007, 04:46:40 PM
QuoteMcGAHEE MIGHT NOT WANT TO GO BACK TO BUFFALO

The Buffalo Bills traded running back Willis McGahee to the Baltimore Ravens. In 2007, the Buffalo Bills play the Baltimore Ravens.

And the game is scheduled to be played in Buffalo.

On the surface, the notion of McGahee heading back to Western New York doesn't have the same sex appeal as T.O.'s return to the Linc. But, by the time the game is played, the venom flowing from the local fans to their former star could eclipse the hatred that folks in Philly felt for Terrell Owens.

If, of course, McGahee continues to run his mouth.

"I couldn't wait to get out of there," McGahee told the Baltimore Sun regarding his former home. He fled after the season ended, and had no intention of returning.

When the trade to Baltimore went through, McGahee got his wish. "I was yelling and [stuff], running through the whole house, screaming, 'Yes! Yes!'" McGahee said. "It was such a relief."

So what was the problem with Buffalo?

"Coming from Miami, I was used to partying, going out, just having something to do every night. Restaurants, whatever. Going to Buffalo, it was like hitting a brick wall. Like, 'Damn!' Can't go out, can't do nothing. There's an Applebee's, a TGI Friday's, and they just got a Dave & Busters. They got that, and I'm like, 'What the?' And, you know, the women . . . ."


What about the women, Willis? Please, elaborate. Because we can't wait to see the welcome that those women will provide when you come back, hopefully for a prime time game.

"You see, when I was in college that's what I used to thrive off of," McGahee said of his status in Miami. "The better you do, the more fame you get. So you know, it was like, I was used to that. And then you get to Buffalo and no matter how you do, it's the same. It's no big city. You know what I did every day? I came home and played video games."

Frankly, there are far worse things McGahee could have been doing. We realize that most NFL players are young men who crave the adoration and all that that implies. But life is a lot more than hanging out in clubs and being surrounded by people who would never tell you anything you don't want to hear. The sooner that every NFL player understands this, the sooner we'll be able to quit tracking so many player arrests
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 26, 2007, 04:48:33 PM
More games revealed:

SUN 4:15PM FOX National = Bears @ Chargers
MON ESPN Game 2 = Cardinals @ 49ers

Thanksgiving
Packers @ Lions (FOX)
Jets @ Cowboys (CBS)
Colts @ Falcons (NFLN)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on March 26, 2007, 04:50:22 PM
i think Willis is going to be disappointed when he gets to Baltimore
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 26, 2007, 04:56:30 PM
Good stuff.  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 26, 2007, 06:49:49 PM
QuoteJets | Wadsworth signs
Mon, 26 Mar 2007 14:24:10 -0700

The New York Jets have signed unrestricted free-agent DL Andre Wadsworth (Cardinals). Terms of the contract were not disclosed.


Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on March 26, 2007, 06:59:23 PM
Quote from: SunMo on March 26, 2007, 04:50:22 PM
i think Willis is going to be disappointed when he gets to Baltimore

Dio's there now so at least he'll have someone to hang wit...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 07:25:57 PM
mcgahee will have a disease before the bye week

baltimore is a shteinhole

lol @ buffalo
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on March 26, 2007, 07:26:15 PM
Willis can go hang out on the set of The Wire and I'll shut up
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on March 26, 2007, 07:35:20 PM
We just signed Kawika Mitchell... supposedly.

I'm getting to the point where I won't believe anything 'til I see them at camp.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 26, 2007, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 26, 2007, 06:49:49 PM
QuoteJets | Wadsworth signs
Mon, 26 Mar 2007 14:24:10 -0700

The New York Jets have signed unrestricted free-agent DL Andre Wadsworth (Cardinals). Terms of the contract were not disclosed.

Whoa, big flashback. Funny they put the Cards in parentheses even though he hasn't played for them since 2000.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 08:33:35 PM
Thursday Night: Saints at Colts (NBC)
Sunday: Bears at Chargers (FOX)
Sunday Night: Giants at Cowboys (NBC)
Monday Night: Ravens at Bengals and Cardinals at 49ers (ESPN doubleheader)

also  the thanksgiving schedule....

Packers at Lions (FOX)
Jets at Cowboys (CBS)
Colts at Falcons (NFL Network)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on March 26, 2007, 09:24:39 PM
This means that the Eagles opener will be @GB, @MIN, @WSH, @NE or @NYJ...

igy style, those gotta be the two most likely places
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 09:25:59 PM
btw that mcgahee article is obviously a fake but where did you get it from sd?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 26, 2007, 09:30:44 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 09:25:59 PM
btw that mcgahee article is obviously a fake but where did you get it from sd?

PFT
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on March 26, 2007, 09:31:10 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 21, 2007, 09:54:25 AM
got this off another site...a compensatory pick projection...

THIRD ROUND
San Diego (Drew Brees, $10.0 million, 16 Games Played/16 Games Started, Pro Bowl)
San Francisco (Julian Peterson , $7.714 million, 16/16, Pro Bowl)
Indianapolis (Edgerrin James, $7.5 million, 16/16)

FOURTH ROUND
Oakland (Charles Woodson, $5.576 million, 16/16)
Pittsburgh (Chris Hope, $5.098 million, 16/16)
Atlanta (Kevin Shaffer, $5.143 million, 16/16)
Baltimore (Anthony Weaver, $5.3 million, 15/15)

FIFTH ROUND
Indianapolis (David Thornton, $4.45 million, 16/13)
Baltimore (Ma'ake Kemoeatu, $4.6 million, 16/14)
Pittsburgh (Antwaan Randle El, $4.464 million, 16/16)
New England (David Givens, $4.8 million, 5/5, placed on IR)

SIXTH ROUND
Indianapolis (Larry Tripplett, $3.607 million, 16/16)
Baltimore (Chester Taylor, $3.5 million, 15/15)
Cincinnati (Jon Kitna, $2.875 million, 16/16)
Baltimore (Will Demps, $2.28 million, 16/16)
New England (Tom Ashworth, $2.6 million, 16/6)
Seattle (Marquand Manuel, $2.0 million, 16/16)
New England (Adam Vinatieri, $2.4 million, 13 GP)

SEVENTH ROUND
Tampa Bay (Dexter Jackson, $1.85 million, 12/11)
San Diego (Justin Peelle, $1.5 million, 15/10)
Green Bay (Craig Nall, $1.423 million, 0/0)
Atlanta (Barry Stokes, $1.092 million, 11/11)
St. Louis (Rex Tucker, $1.217 million, 6/5, placed on IR)
San Diego (Reche Caldwell, $1.006 million, 16/14)
Tampa Bay (Jameel Cook, $1.020 million, 12/6)
Kansas City (Tony Richardson, $1.078 million, 9/7)
New England (Tim Dwight, $1.063 million, 9/2, placed on IR)
San Francisco (Anthony Clement, $750,000, 16/16)
St. Louis (Jamie Martin, $1.005 million, 16/0)
Jacksonville (Kenny Wright, $750,000, 16/9)
Minnesota (Raonall Smith, $755,000, 16/0)
Atlanta (Kevin McCadam, $765,000, 16/0)


Actual picks announced:

3rd Round
San Diego
San Francisco
Indianapolis
Oakland

4th Round
Pittsburgh
Atlanta
Baltimore
San Francisco
Indianapolis
Baltimore

5th Round
Pittsburgh
New England
San Diego
Indianapolis
Baltimore

6th Round
Baltimore
New England
New England
Seattle

7th Round
Green Bay
Atlanta
Tampa Bay
Tampa Bay
New England
St. Louis
St. Louis
N.Y. Giants
Jacksonville
Jacksonville
Cincinnati
Oakland (filler to 255)
Detroit (filler to 255)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 26, 2007, 09:32:52 PM
Cripes, could the Ravens have gotten ANOTHER early comp pick here?  ::)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 09:41:35 PM
PFT

link?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on March 26, 2007, 09:42:23 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 07:25:57 PMbaltimore is a shteinhole

Baltimore!!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 26, 2007, 09:43:36 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 09:41:35 PM
PFT

link?

www.profootballtalk.com

and here is the Baltimore Sun link:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/bal-sp.mcgahee25mar25,0,1605085.story?page=1&track=tbd
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 26, 2007, 09:48:22 PM
New England officially has 1/3 of the picks in the draft.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 26, 2007, 09:48:34 PM
thank you mam
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 28, 2007, 01:27:32 PM
Lendale White ballooned up to 260 this offseason (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=An0Z71k7j3D.6KEdDloZ9eVDubYF?slug=cr-lendale032707&prov=yhoo&type=lgns)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on March 28, 2007, 03:39:52 PM
30 lbs in 3 months?  :o  wtf?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 28, 2007, 03:41:17 PM
i do it every year...except its during the season
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 28, 2007, 05:56:31 PM
Active player 45 to 47 rejected 17-15

Spiking the ball on field(not TDs) penalty approved

The moving the ball to the 35 yard line on OT kickoffs was tabled
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on March 28, 2007, 09:31:31 PM
they also rejected changing the ot format, again
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on March 29, 2007, 01:34:44 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 28, 2007, 09:31:31 PM
they also rejected changing the ot format, again

what was on the table? college version?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 29, 2007, 01:37:57 PM
kickoffs from the 35 instead of 30
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on March 29, 2007, 01:53:06 PM
Coughlin compares himself to Hitler (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2007/03/29/2007-03-29_tom_my_plight_2nd_to_hitlers-2.html)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: DH on March 29, 2007, 03:33:52 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on March 29, 2007, 01:53:06 PM
Coughlin compares himself to Hitler (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2007/03/29/2007-03-29_tom_my_plight_2nd_to_hitlers-2.html)

That offends me.

Not as a Jew, but as a football fan.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on March 29, 2007, 04:31:07 PM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on March 29, 2007, 01:34:44 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 28, 2007, 09:31:31 PM
they also rejected changing the ot format, again

what was on the table? college version?

From what I've read, looking to change it to both teams guarenteed one possession.  If the score is still tied at the end of one regulation quarter, it would result in a tie.

I think the current NFL OT rule is bullshtein at best.  Teams can literally lose playoff spots by the flip of a coin in some cases, and with the huge dollars at stake it shouldn't come down to that.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Wingspan on March 29, 2007, 05:09:34 PM
I read somewhere that statisically it is that while most teams that win the coin toss do win the game (i think it's 2/3's or so) it's actually a fairly low number on OT games decided on the first possession.

Even in regulation, you cannot gaurantee a possession to anyone, you can onside and recover all game if you want. IF you write in the rules that each team is guaranteed 1 possession, then your changing the game in OT...

Even if I am wrong, i like OT as it is. I hate the college format.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: methdeez on March 29, 2007, 07:07:12 PM
I think since the merger it's actually almost 50-50. The theory is that if you get the ball first and get a halfway decent drive, then obviously the game can be yours, however, if you go 3-and-out or get few yards then the other teams is almost in field goal range when they get the ball back.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on March 29, 2007, 09:31:19 PM
I like the NFL OT format too.

I don't get the whole "both teams need a chance" shtein. Want a chance? Play defense and special teams and get the goddamn ball for your offense.

What needs to be fixed is the pass interference penalties. Like in the Dallas game at The Linc this year where Mike Lewis had that 57yd penalty...thats how games are lost late. Chuck it up there and see what happens..FLAG...FG..game over.

Make NFL PI like NCAA PI...15yd.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on March 29, 2007, 09:33:57 PM
The NFL format is so clearly better than the college format that I tend to believe that anyone thinking otherwise should be murdered in front of their family with SunMo watching. And eating a bag of cheese filled pretzels.

I want some cheese filled pretzels.

Jerks.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on March 29, 2007, 11:22:56 PM
I like the possession format. Have a coin toss and flip, kick off, and its a normal game. Stop them 3 and out, they punt, get the ball and score = game. team scores a touchdown, they then kick off and the other team gets a chance to match it.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Cerevant on March 30, 2007, 06:40:11 AM
I find the college overtime entertaining because it downplays the role of the kicker / holder.  Eagles fans: Tommy Hutton.  Dallas Fans: Tony Romo.  I'm sure there are plenty of other examples.

The problem is that in the NFL the game would just go on forever...teams are much more evenly matched at the pro level.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on March 30, 2007, 08:05:35 AM
From what I've read, looking to change it to both teams guarenteed one possession. 

no this year all they were voting on was to change the yardline of the kickoff


I think the current NFL OT rule is bullshtein at best.  Teams can literally lose playoff spots by the flip of a coin in some cases, and with the huge dollars at stake it shouldn't come down to that.

i dont like the format but to say you lose a game bevcause of a coin flip is not really true...you still gotta play the game...like phreak said D up and the coin flip means nothing

i still think both teams should have the ball at least once tho....because of television tho it will never happen

i like both overtimes college and pro...but i wouldnt want the college OT in the pros...the college OT is dope and its perfect for the college game but thats where it should stay
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on March 30, 2007, 02:37:35 PM
Wow. Athletes are dumb, but it looks like ex-Eagles are dumber than most:

QuoteATLANTA -- A lawsuit filed by six current and former players against the NFL and its union seeking to recoup $20 million they lost in an alleged fraud scheme is moving forward.

A judge denied a motion to dismiss, meaning the case in federal court in Atlanta can proceed. No trial date has been set.

...

The lawsuit against the league and union initially included seven plaintiffs, but Marco Coleman's name was dropped from the lawsuit in an amended complaint filed last July.

The players still listed as plaintiffs are Steve Atwater, Ray Crockett, Al Smith, Blaine Bishop, Carlos Emmons and Clyde Simmons. Other plaintiffs include the spouse of one of the players and entities set up by the players or for the players' benefit.

...

The lawsuit claims the union endorsed the services of an investment firm even though its manager had liens against him.

In the lawsuit, the players said the league and the NFLPA are liable for the losses because of investments with hedge fund manager Kirk Wright.

Wright was arrested in Miami Beach, Fla., last May on federal fraud charges. He also faces a lawsuit filed by the Securities and Exchange Commission against him and his company, International Management Associates.

Source (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2819141)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on March 30, 2007, 02:46:33 PM
Serves Bishop right. farger is still chasing Joe Jeravicious.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on March 30, 2007, 04:02:41 PM
Quote from: MDS on March 30, 2007, 02:46:33 PM
Serves Bishop right. farger is still chasing Joe Jeravicious.

He almost caught up when Joe held his son's funeral.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on March 30, 2007, 05:51:08 PM
I was thinking about calling him Joe DeadBabyGuy, but thought it was over the line. Kudos for crossing it.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 30, 2007, 09:16:34 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 29, 2007, 09:31:19 PM
I like the NFL OT format too.

I don't get the whole "both teams need a chance" shtein. Want a chance? Play defense and special teams and get the goddamn ball for your offense.

What needs to be fixed is the pass interference penalties. Like in the Dallas game at The Linc this year where Mike Lewis had that 57yd penalty...thats how games are lost late. Chuck it up there and see what happens..FLAG...FG..game over.

Make NFL PI like NCAA PI...15yd.

I look at it differently. Forget being fair. OT with both teams getting a possession is a lot more fun to watch. It is so lame watching a competitive game end on a FG if the time isn't expiring. The exciting part is watching a team score in OT and see if they can hold the lead. The win is better earned that way, and the game is more fun to watch. Everyone wins.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on March 30, 2007, 11:48:08 PM
OT with both teams getting possession isn't more fun to watch. It's farging retarded. Defense is an important part of football, but the college version of OT requires that the defense actually knock the opposing team BACK 5 yards in order to keep them from scoring. It's farging idiotic for the professional game. It's fine for college. They're just kids and any entertainment that we get out of watching offense dominate is fun for everyone. The professional game should require that both sides of the ball carry their weight equally. The current OT system requires exactly that.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on March 31, 2007, 04:06:15 AM
I'm not talking about using the college format. What I mean is this:

OT: There is a coin flip. Team A gets the kickoff. They drive down and score a FG. Team B gets the kickoff and if they tie it with a FG it continues(until OT ends). If they drive down for a TD they win. It is just basically a continuation of regulation. I'm not talking about using the college format exactly. It is basically the same as college, just teams do kickoffs, instead of starting right on the field on possession changes.

Also if team A scored a FG and on the kickoff they got an onsides kick then they'd get the win too.

Having two possessions also opens up options. If the team that gets it first goes down and hits a field goal, then the other team in a certain circumstance will have to decide whether to go for the FG or go for it on 4th down if there are special weather conditions or even field position.

Having the opening possession team go down and drive half a field to kick the FG = boring.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on March 31, 2007, 08:29:10 AM
Quote from: King Cole on March 30, 2007, 09:16:34 PM
I look at it differently. Forget being fair. OT with both teams getting a possession is a lot more fun to watch. It is so lame watching a competitive game end on a FG if the time isn't expiring. The exciting part is watching a team score in OT and see if they can hold the lead. The win is better earned that way, and the game is more fun to watch. Everyone wins.

i completely agree with this.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on April 01, 2007, 05:31:44 PM
Good God.  I just read all the opinions on the OT format, and everyone is wrong except King Cole and IGY.

I feel dirty and violated.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 01, 2007, 05:33:04 PM
Everyone wants to make a video game out of professional sports. Offense offense offense. Boring.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 01, 2007, 05:39:58 PM
Just play the whole damn quarter, the way it's supposed to be played.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on April 01, 2007, 05:40:40 PM
That beats the hell out of a FG with 12:11 remaining.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: troyhstewart on April 02, 2007, 11:27:01 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on March 29, 2007, 05:09:34 PM
I read somewhere that statisically it is that while most teams that win the coin toss do win the game (i think it's 2/3's or so) it's actually a fairly low number on OT games decided on the first possession.

Even in regulation, you cannot gaurantee a possession to anyone, you can onside and recover all game if you want. IF you write in the rules that each team is guaranteed 1 possession, then your changing the game in OT...

Even if I am wrong, i like OT as it is. I hate the college format.


The % is 62 or 65 I think.  Maybe rather than changing all these gay rules, the NFL can stop creating or "interpreting" rules to help the offense.

I like the OT format as it is.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 06, 2007, 08:59:23 AM
QuoteCarr chooses Carolina over Seattle

By Len Pasquarelli
ESPN.com

The Carolina Panthers won the battle for free agent quarterback David Carr early Friday morning, reaching agreement in principle with the former Houston Texans star on a two-year contract, the financial details of which were not immediately available.

Carr, was released by the Texans after Houston acquired Matt Schaub in a trade with Atlanta. The first player selected overall in the 2002 draft, Carr will serve as the backup to Panthers starter Jake Delhomme, who is coming off an uneven 2006 season.

Carolina coach John Fox reiterated during the Panthers' courtship of Carr that Delhomme is the unchallenged starter, but the addition of Carr certainly provides an interesting alternative if the incumbent struggles as he did a year ago.

Carr, 27, chose the opportunity with the Panthers over one in Seattle. He visited with Carolina coaches and team officials on Monday and Tuesday, then made a two-day trip to meet with the Seahawks, where he would have also been a backup. After returning from the Seattle visit, Carr counseled with his wife and opted for the deal with Carolina.

The Cleveland Browns also indicated interest in Carr in recent days and the Miami Dolphins considered him as well. The only visits he made, however, were to Carolina and Seattle.

Obviously, the deal with Carolina represents a step back for Carr in his career, but most NFL experts believe the former Fresno State star still possesses immense talent and sorely needed a change of scenery.

In five seasons with the Texans, he completed 1,243 of 2,070 passes for 13,391 yards, with 59 touchdown passes and 65 interceptions, and a passer rating of 75.3. But Carr was the most-sacked quarterback in the league during his tenure with the Texans. Playing behind one of the league's most porous offensive lines, he was sacked a remarkable 249 times.

Carr started 75 games but recorded just a 22-53 record. Between bonuses and base salaries, the Texans paid Carr more than $35 million in five seasons. When they acquired Schaub, whom they immediately named the starter, they initially hoped to be able to trade Carr, but instead released him rather than prolong his time with the franchise.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on April 06, 2007, 04:40:16 PM
Grant Winstron retires (http://florida-state-football.aolsportsblog.com/2007/04/05/former-seahawk-ram-grant-wistrom-retires/)

Quote
Grant Wistrom, a free agent defensive end who didn't have many suitors this off-season, has decided retire, according to NFL Network. Wistrom played the first six years of his career with the Rams and the last three with the Seahawks, notching 53 sacks in his career.

Wistrom is 30 years old and never had more than four sacks in any of his three seasons in Seattle, so it's not like he would have signed a huge contract, but there's no doubt he could have found some team willing to sign him as its third defensive end and give him a salary in the $1 million to $2 million a year range. I don't know the details of Wistrom's decision-making, but I have a feeling he decided that he had made enough money, and that what he could earn in another few years wasn't worth the toll that another few years would take on his body.

There are a whole lot of ex-NFL players in their 40s and 50s who wish they had made that very decision. Wistrom has never been a superstar, but he was a good, solid player, and by walking away while he can, he's showing that he's a smart player as well.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on April 06, 2007, 05:12:49 PM
Smart guy, can't fault him for calling it quits. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 06, 2007, 05:47:01 PM
The AP displaying its fact-checking prowess (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2828525):

QuoteNEW YORK -- NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has established a six-member council of veteran players to advise him on a variety of issues, including player conduct.

Most of the players named to the council, which includes players union president Troy Vincent, met this week with Goodell on the same day the commissioner heard from Adam "Pacman" Jones of Tennessee and Chris Henry of Cincinnati to discuss their off-field problems. He is expected to announce disciplinary action next year.

...

The group includes Vincent, currently a free agent, along with safety Donovin Darius of Jacksonville; fullback Tony Richards of Minnesota; center Jeff Saturday of Indianapolis; linebacker Takeo Spikes of Cincinnati and wide receiver James Thrash of Washington.

At least they didn't give the Birds Vincent and Thrash back.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: methdeez on April 06, 2007, 07:05:40 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on April 06, 2007, 05:47:01 PM
The AP displaying its fact-checking prowess (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2828525):

QuoteNEW YORK -- NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has established a six-member council of veteran players to advise him on a variety of issues, including player conduct.

Most of the players named to the council, which includes players union president Troy Vincent, met this week with Goodell on the same day the commissioner heard from Adam "Pacman" Jones of Tennessee and Chris Henry of Cincinnati to discuss their off-field problems. He is expected to announce disciplinary action next year.

...

The group includes Vincent, currently a free agent, along with safety Donovin Darius of Jacksonville; fullback Tony Richards of Minnesota; center Jeff Saturday of Indianapolis; linebacker Takeo Spikes of Cincinnati and wide receiver James Thrash of Washington.

At least they didn't give the Birds Vincent and Thrash back.
Nice.
Two teams removed even
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on April 09, 2007, 06:20:53 PM
My idea for NFL OT: Flip a coin, winner gets to decide if they want the ball first or to kick off first. The clock starts at 0:00 and counts up until the team that gets the ball scores or there is a change of possession. If the team that gets the ball first scores on their first possession, the other team has the same amount of time to tie or win the game; for instance, if Team A gets the ball first and scores a field goal after 5:15, Team B has 5:15 to score a FG and tie (leading to another round of OT with the clock starting at 0:00, with Team B getting the ball first) or score a TD and win. If Team A turns the ball over or punts without scoring, it becomes sudden death. If Team A does score, it is not sudden death; however long Team A took to score, Team B has that full amount of time to even it up, even if they turn the ball over and even if Team A scores again in the process. As in college, after the second round of OT, teams have to go for 2 after scoring a TD.

The rules might be too complicated for the masses, and it will lead to longer OTs which the networks won't like, but it's definitely a fair system.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 09, 2007, 07:10:02 PM
You don't work in the IRS, do you?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on April 09, 2007, 09:36:49 PM
 :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on April 09, 2007, 10:36:16 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on April 09, 2007, 07:10:02 PM
You don't work in the IRS, do you?

Guess who just got on the audit list.....
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 09, 2007, 11:17:06 PM
Quote from: PhillyandBCEagles on April 09, 2007, 10:36:16 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on April 09, 2007, 07:10:02 PM
You don't work in the IRS, do you?

Guess who just got on the audit list.....

Want a kid?  Take one... you won't get much else from me.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 10, 2007, 01:36:57 PM
Pacman suspended for the season and Chris Henry gets 8 games (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2832015)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 10, 2007, 01:46:02 PM
Good. farging wannabe gangsters.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on April 10, 2007, 01:50:20 PM
Good.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 10, 2007, 02:01:04 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 10, 2007, 01:46:02 PM
Good. farging wannabe gangsters.

Exactly.  Thugs!  (cue IGY and his trite use of the klan hood smilie)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on April 10, 2007, 02:27:14 PM
Al Sharpton's gonna raise hell about Pac Man.  Wait for it...

:-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 10, 2007, 03:50:38 PM
Quote*Former Bengals backup quarterback Anthony Wright is scheduled to visit the New York Giants.

Upgrade from J-LOAD!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 12, 2007, 01:39:09 PM
Bledsoe decides to retire (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2834191)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2007, 08:58:51 PM
QuoteNFL Network's Adam Schefter reports the Giants recently held a tryout for street free agent wide receiver Charles Rogers.
Rogers was in the 4.9 range while running forties during a workout for the Chiefs in February. We're betting against him ever making an impact.

QuoteNFL Network's Adam Schefter reports Derrick Burgess is holding out of the Raiders' voluntary minicamps in preparation for a holdout.
Burgess, who has more sacks in the past two years than any other NFL player, is grossly underpaid and deserves a pay bump at least for 2007. Oakland can't afford to lose him, so expect Burgess to get what he wants
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 12, 2007, 09:07:20 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on April 12, 2007, 08:58:51 PM


QuoteNFL Network's Adam Schefter reports Derrick Burgess is holding out of the Raiders' voluntary minicamps in preparation for a holdout.
Burgess, who has more sacks in the past two years than any other NFL player, is grossly underpaid and deserves a pay bump at least for 2007. Oakland can't afford to lose him, so expect Burgess to get what he wants
Maybe we can get him back for Darren Howard
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 12, 2007, 09:10:23 PM
Darwin Walker Sam Rayburn and a 5th!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 13, 2007, 04:34:03 PM
The Broncos wind up getting nothing for Al Wilson (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2836410). Wow, he must have really failed that physical.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 13, 2007, 05:53:41 PM
Giants sign former Cowboys QB Anthony Wright (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2836757)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on April 13, 2007, 06:10:00 PM
Affirmative Action
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 13, 2007, 07:15:04 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 13, 2007, 05:53:41 PM
Giants sign former Cowboys QB Anthony Wright (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2836757)

Refresh my memory:  Was this the QB who basically snorted himself out of the league?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 13, 2007, 07:56:22 PM
That was Quincy Carter
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 13, 2007, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on April 13, 2007, 07:56:22 PM
That was Quincy Carter
Ah, yes.  Thanks.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 16, 2007, 09:49:29 PM
Vince Young sophomore slump is now guaranteed (http://www.nashvillecitypaper.com/index.cfm?section=33&screen=news&news_id=55690)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on April 17, 2007, 07:15:56 AM
That's got to make rjs smile...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 17, 2007, 08:48:50 AM
Is this the first and only time in Madden existence that a 50% passer will grace the cover of this game? I say yes.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MURP on April 17, 2007, 10:19:03 AM
51.5
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 17, 2007, 10:43:57 AM
The great Michael Vick show was on the cover RJS
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on April 18, 2007, 12:09:25 PM
Quote
BUCS-LIONS WORKING ON A DEAL

Our friends at WDAE in Tampa have tipped us off to a rumor that we're in the process of confirming that the Lions have traded the No. 2 overall pick in the 2007 draft to the Buccaneers for the No. 4 overall pick and defensive end Simeon Rice.

A league source tells us that, while there is not a done deal, the talks are occurring regarding a flip-flop of No. 2 and No. 4.  It's not presently clear whether Rice is part of the deal.

The Bucs presumably want to get in position to take receiver Calvin Johnson with the No. 2 selection, if the Raiders don't take Johnson with the No. 1. 

The real intrigue on this one arises if the Raiders take Johnson.  Would the Bucs then pick quarterback JaMarcus Russell or Brady Quinn?  Or would they take left tackle Joe Thomas?

Recently, the Bucs conducted on-campus workouts with Johnson, Russell, and Quinn.  They didn't include Thomas in the tour, and we've seen some evidence in the Tampa press of possible efforts by the team to bad-mouth Thomas, possibly in the hopes that he'll be available at No. 4.

It could be that the Lions are willing to make the deal to go down to No. 4 because they think they could still get Thomas at that spot.  But if Johnson is the No. 1 pick, Thomas might be long gone by the time the Lions use the pick currently held by Tampa.

We're keeping a close eye on this one.  Check back for more details
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on April 18, 2007, 02:02:33 PM
Great deal for Detroit if true. Their defense is simply awful.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on April 18, 2007, 03:08:47 PM
i wouldn't put it past matt millen to do an even swap, #2 for #4.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 18, 2007, 03:15:46 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on April 18, 2007, 03:08:47 PM
i wouldn't put it past matt millen to do an even swap, #2 for #4.

Kind of like the Vikings decided to pick 9th instead of 7th in 2003?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on April 18, 2007, 03:34:55 PM
I wonder if Millen knows Calvin Johnson won't be there at 4
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on April 18, 2007, 03:44:01 PM
LaDainian Tomlinson said "thanks but no thanks" to the Madden cover. (http://www.aolsportsblog.com/2007/04/18/ladainian-tomlinson-walked-away-from-madden-cover/)

Ha!  Superstition rules.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 18, 2007, 03:59:46 PM
Great deal for Detroit if true. Their defense is simply awful.

simeon rice is 33

if im detroit i ask for draft picks not some old ass DE
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 18, 2007, 04:08:50 PM
Agreed.  According to the pick value chart, this would mean Simeon Rice straight up is worth the 21st overall pick.

He's 33 and coming off a season where he only played 8 games and only had 2 sacks.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on April 18, 2007, 04:15:38 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on April 18, 2007, 03:15:46 PM
Kind of like the Vikings decided to pick 9th instead of 7th in 2003?
That wasn't an awful idea considering they were cap strapped, and absolutely knew they could get their guy two spots later for a cheaper price. Otherwise, it was stupid. You have a top 10 prospect you want but you risk losing him over a few dollars? Dumbasses. It isnt like the league wouldnt allow them to sign McKinney anyways.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 18, 2007, 04:16:40 PM
Or even Kevin Williams.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on April 18, 2007, 04:18:45 PM
Yeah, I wasnt positive so after I posted that I checked. The Vikings had the 7th pick the year before in 2002 and took McKinnie then.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Cerevant on April 19, 2007, 10:20:52 AM
It's all about the money (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2841997):
QuoteNEW YORK -- Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher was fined $100,000 by the NFL for wearing a cap during Super Bowl media day that promoted a sponsor not authorized by the league.

I can kind-of understand if it were during the game, but during media day?!?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: DH on April 19, 2007, 11:53:13 AM
It violated the NFL's deal w/ Gatordae which is the official drink of the league.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 19, 2007, 11:57:30 AM
100,000 for Super Bowl visibility and publicity now?  probably worth it for Vitamin Water
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Cerevant on April 19, 2007, 12:13:27 PM
My guess is that the NFL knows that VW will pay Urlacher back, so they fined him for how much it would have cost to pay for the advertising legitimately.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on April 19, 2007, 01:47:38 PM
Does anyone else find this paragraph more than a little strange?

Quote"[NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell] is going to be all over any team that drafts players with borderline character," an unidentified team official said, according to Pro Football Weekly. "You are not going to see a draft like, for instance, Cincinnati's [in 2006], where they took four criminals in one draft, because the owners are going to start getting fined."


So players are going to be eligible to be drafted yet the commissioner is going to fine teams for drafting them?

Uhh... wtf?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 19, 2007, 02:40:48 PM
Jesus I wish the offseason was over.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 20, 2007, 07:57:59 AM
So players are going to be eligible to be drafted yet the commissioner is going to fine teams for drafting them?

he should retroactively fine the eagles for taking gocong
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on April 20, 2007, 01:24:45 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 20, 2007, 07:57:59 AM
So players are going to be eligible to be drafted yet the commissioner is going to fine teams for drafting them?

he should retroactively fine the eagles for taking gocong Kevin Allen.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 20, 2007, 03:09:46 PM
While Gocong is most likely going to end up being a special-teamer at best IMO, it's clear that IGY only rails against him because he's supposed to be capable of being aggressive and making big plays in the backfield, and IGY doesn't see that as possible due to the slanty eyes.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on April 20, 2007, 06:07:57 PM
(http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/JOENEJALJMOD/gocong_470_060429.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 20, 2007, 07:47:54 PM
Not to sound like Spew, but i'd love to see what a year in the NFL training has done to mr pudgey
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on April 25, 2007, 09:18:08 AM
Quote
BRONCOS OFFICIALLY DUMP WILSON

Adam Schefter of NFL Network and Howard Balzer of The Sports Xchange report that the Broncos have officially released linebacker Al Wilson.

On April 13, Wilson announced his impending release at a press conference.

Wilson has been designated as a post-June 1 release.  Per Balzer, there was no reference to Wilson failing a physical.  This means that the Broncos will continue to carry his 2007 salary until June 2, at which time he will be wiped off of the books, with the exception of any bonus allocation applicable to 2007.  Any remaining bonus allocation will hit the cap in 2008.

The Broncos had tried to trade Wilson, and nearly struck a deal with the Giants.  But doctors in New York killed the deal due to concerns regarding a neck injury that Wilson suffered late in the 2006 season.

Wilson is expected to get healthy (without surgery) and then try to return to the NFL.  He is 29 years old.

Vet minimum??
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 25, 2007, 09:29:01 AM
He would provide some much-needed insurance on the cheap.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on April 25, 2007, 09:36:13 AM
I'm not sure that a dude with a bad neck who can't pass a physical and is getting released outright can really be thought of as 'insurance'.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on April 25, 2007, 09:41:23 AM
Quote from: PPinDC on April 25, 2007, 09:18:08 AM
there was no reference to Wilson failing a physical. 

no way he's signing anywhere for the league minimum.  he'll still get a nice payday.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on April 25, 2007, 09:45:59 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 25, 2007, 09:36:13 AM
I'm not sure that a dude with a bad neck who can't pass a physical and is getting released outright can really be thought of as 'insurance'.

The Broncos owed him a pile of money, 7.5 mil I think? They were trying to dump him for awhile, he's projected to be healthy sometime this season, and when he is healthy, dude is a beast.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on April 25, 2007, 12:00:54 PM
Rams grab Dante Hall from KC for a 5th rounder.

Reported on Serius and the local sports radio shows.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on April 25, 2007, 01:07:42 PM
no way he's signing anywhere for the league minimum.  he'll still get a nice payday.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 25, 2007, 01:09:28 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on April 25, 2007, 12:00:54 PM
Rams grab Dante Hall from KC for a 5th rounder.

Reported on Serius and the local sports radio shows.

We can always count on the Demon to keep us up-to-date on the Rams.  Thank God for that.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on April 25, 2007, 02:58:43 PM
Thank God for Demon.

Has a nice ring to it....
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 27, 2007, 01:16:41 PM
QuoteBROWNS FLOATING BRAYLON?

We'd heard a rumor to this effect a couple of weeks back from a reader, but could never corroborate it.  Per Tony Grossi of the Cleveland Plain-Dealer, the Browns have floated the names "Braylon" and "Edwards" to gauge possible trade interest.

As we'd initially heard the rumor, the thinking was Edwards and a third-round pick to the Vikings for the No. 7 overall pick in the draft.

Grossi also reports that the Browns would take receiver Calvin Johnson, if he's on the board when they pick at No. 3.

And that makes us wonder whether the Browns would package the No. 3 pick with whatever they could get for Edwards (or, possibly, Edwards himself) in order to move up in round one to get Johnson.

It might not be a bad deal for the Raiders, since they would come out of the transaction with Edwards and either JaMarcus Russell or Brady Quinn at No. 3.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on April 28, 2007, 12:47:12 AM
Darrell Jackson soon to be acquired by Niners for 4th round pick.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on April 28, 2007, 12:59:45 AM
The Seahawks letting their top WR go to a division rival, then seeing him twice a year for only a 4th round pick?  Doubt it.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 28, 2007, 01:00:27 AM
Deion Branch is their top WR, they probably figure Jackson is expendable
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on April 28, 2007, 01:07:24 AM
Not statistically he wasn't... and yes, I know Branch missed a few games.  Jackson was 50 yards short of 1,000 yards and had 10 TD's in 1 less game than Branch (14 to 13).  That's expendable?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 28, 2007, 01:21:16 AM
they just gave up a #1 pick for Branch, he's their #1.  you don't give up your first pick for a #2 receiver.  i'm not saying i agree, but i was coming up with the most reasonable justification for making such a move.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 28, 2007, 01:21:56 AM
If thats for real; great deal by the 49ers. Jackson drops balls but for a 4th he's more than worth it.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 28, 2007, 01:29:12 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/draft07/news/story?id=2851912
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on April 28, 2007, 01:39:01 AM
Quote from: SunMo on April 28, 2007, 01:21:16 AM
they just gave up a #1 pick for Branch, he's their #1.  you don't give up your first pick for a #2 receiver.  i'm not saying i agree, but i was coming up with the most reasonable justification for making such a move.



I feel you and I agree... but I would think that if the Seahawks are going to send that type of production to a division rival... regardless of if he's their #1 or #2... they would be able to get more than the 124th pick.  They're getting raped.


I wish the Eagles played in a division where everybody played nice like that...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 28, 2007, 01:40:55 AM
The Seahawks want to secks D.J. Hackett too.  They like him muchly.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on April 28, 2007, 01:41:07 AM
I figured it was because he is always hurt.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 28, 2007, 02:03:04 AM
QuotePOSTED 11:54 p.m. EDT, April 27, 2007

MYSTERY TEAM IN THE MIX FOR MOSS

Jason Wilde of the Wisconsin State Journal reports that, in addition to the Packers and the Patriots, a third team is in the mix for the veteran wideout.

But the third team isn't identified.

In the past, the Jaguars have been linked to Moss.  We also think that taterskins owner Daniel Snyder, who has yet to make a splash in the offseason, might be interested in adding Moss to his team.

Wilde also confirms that the Packers have offered a fourth-round pick for Moss, and that the Raiders want a first-day pick.  An industry source tells us that the Pats have offered a conditional fourth-rounder.

In 2005, the Raiders gave up a first-round pick (No. 7 overall), linebacker Napoleon Harris, and a seventh-round pick to acquire Moss from the Vikings.

And before any Minnesota fans get too excited about a possible return by Randy to the Metrodome, a league source tells us that the Vikings are not the mystery team.  They haven't been contacted, we're told, and they don't want him back. 


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POSTED 11:40 p.m. EDT, April 27, 2007

JACKSON GOING TO FRISCO

Michael Smith of ESPN.com reports that the Seattle Seahawks are close to a deal that would send receiver Darrell Jackson to the San Francisco 49ers.

In return, the Niners would send a fourth-round draft pick to Seattle.

The trade is contingent on Jackson passing a physical.

It's a somewhat unusual intra-division swap, and the 'Hawks will now have to face the guy they dumped twice per year.  In San Fran, Jackson joins Ashely Lelie and Arnaz Battle.  Jackson and Lelie likely will compete for the role of No. 1 wideout.


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POSTED 11:35 p.m. EDT, April 27, 2007

FINAL ANSWER -- LIONS WILL TAKE JOHNSON

A source with knowledge of the situation tells us that if receiver Calvin Johnson is on the board at No. 2, the Lions will take him.  Period.

Adam Schefter of NFL Network initially reported on this plan earlier tonight.  We're told that owner William Clay Ford, Sr. recently signed off on it.

We're also told that the Lions would trade the pick, or the player, to the Bucs in exchange for the No. 4 overall pick, both of Tampa Bay's second-round selections, and cornerback Brian Kelly.  Under the trade chart, that would tip the deal decidedly in favor of the Lions.

A similar blockbuster would be required from another team to get the Lions not to take, and keep, Johnson.


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POSTED 11:28 p.m. EDT, April 27, 2007

MEL GETTING PUT OUT TO PASTURE?

There's talk in league circles that the 2007 draft could be the swan song on ESPN for Mel Kiper, Jr.

If true, it's ironic.  Kiper helped make the draft into the event that it is.  Now that the draft is bigger than Kiper ever could be, ESPN has plenty of other human assets who can do the job.

They've been gradually working Todd McShay of Scouts, Inc. into the mix, and we've sensed some non-contrived tension between the old guard and the young turk when Bristol puts the pair in a split screen.

A couple of years ago, Kiper and ESPN almost parted ways after Kiper's contract expired.  We suspect that whatever occurred behind the scenes got both sides to the mindset that this contract would be the last one in a long relationship.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 28, 2007, 08:00:51 AM
QuoteMEL GETTING PUT OUT TO PASTURE?

There's talk in league circles that the 2007 draft could be the swan song on ESPN for Mel Kiper, Jr.

If true, it's ironic.  Kiper helped make the draft into the event that it is.  Now that the draft is bigger than Kiper ever could be, ESPN has plenty of other human assets who can do the job.

They've been gradually working Todd McShay of Scouts, Inc. into the mix, and we've sensed some non-contrived tension between the old guard and the young turk when Bristol puts the pair in a split screen.

A couple of years ago, Kiper and ESPN almost parted ways after Kiper's contract expired.  We suspect that whatever occurred behind the scenes got both sides to the mindset that this contract would be the last one in a long relationship.


:'(
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 28, 2007, 08:53:05 AM
Kiper will land on his feet.  You and IGY don't need to worry.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 28, 2007, 09:01:46 AM
It just won't be the same without him
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 28, 2007, 02:36:18 PM
Quote from: SunMo on April 28, 2007, 09:01:46 AM
It just won't be the same without him

I hear you, man.  I hear you.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on April 28, 2007, 05:54:32 PM
The Steelers' 75th anniversary throwbacks:

(http://io2.steelers.com/MediaContent/2007/04/26/12/Hines_Front_75929.jpg)(http://io2.steelers.com/MediaContent/2007/04/26/12/Ben_Back_75930.jpg)

(http://io2.steelers.com/MediaContent/2007/04/26/12/Helmet_75931.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 28, 2007, 06:10:41 PM
Those are sweet.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on April 28, 2007, 11:08:43 PM
Now those are throwbacks.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on April 28, 2007, 11:31:49 PM
I'm feelin the Steelers throwback johnsons, dook.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on April 28, 2007, 11:33:08 PM
I'm sure we're all glad to know you're feeling Steeler johnsons.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on April 28, 2007, 11:35:58 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on April 28, 2007, 11:33:08 PM
I'm sure we're all glad to know you're feeling Steeler johnsons.

Envy is an ugly emotion.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 29, 2007, 11:08:51 AM
Randy Moss to the Patriots for a 4th round pick
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on April 29, 2007, 11:10:29 AM
It's simply not fair.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on April 29, 2007, 02:42:05 PM
Seriously I had this.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 29, 2007, 09:15:53 PM
Falcons lose LB Williams to torn pectoral muscle (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2853627)

QuoteFLOWERY BRANCH, Ga. -- Atlanta Falcons linebacker Demorrio Williams underwent surgery to repair a torn pectoral muscle that could keep the three-year veteran sidelined as long as five months.

Falcons general manager Rich McKay said Sunday that Williams, slated to enter his third season as the weakside starter, was injured lifting weights last week.

A similar injury ended Patrick Kerney's 2006 season. Kerney, who signed last month with Seattle, was injured in a Week 10 loss to Cleveland.

McKay and first-year coach Bobby Petrino confirmed Williams' injury means rookie Stephen Nicholas, a fourth-round draft pick from South Florida, will begin the mandatory three-day mini-camp May 11 working with the No. 1 defense.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on April 30, 2007, 12:55:00 PM
Just read that the Giants are moving Kiwanuka to LB  ???
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on April 30, 2007, 07:21:39 PM
Wasn't sure whether to put this in the draft thread or here, so...


Ginn unsure he'll be ready for Dolphins' training camp (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/draft07/news/story?id=2853853&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on April 30, 2007, 09:46:49 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on April 29, 2007, 09:15:53 PM
Falcons lose LB Williams to torn pectoral muscle (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2853627)

Today: Falcons DT Coleman ruptures right quadriceps in boating accident (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2854644)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on April 30, 2007, 09:47:56 PM
ha good, i hate the farging Falcons
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on April 30, 2007, 10:35:28 PM
Falcons QB Mike Vick loses penis in champagne room (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valtrex)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on April 30, 2007, 10:55:24 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 30, 2007, 12:55:00 PM
Just read that the Giants are moving Kiwanuka to LB  ???

Yep. SLB...maybe IGY should rip this because he's a DE.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 01, 2007, 08:18:02 AM
Giants got problems on both sides of the ball, there's a rumor floating around they're interested in trading for LT Kevin Shaffer. I guess they slide Kawika Mitchell over to the WIL.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 01, 2007, 08:21:23 AM
it has nothing to do with position...just because on a piece of paper its says DE doesnt mean you cant play another position...you should know this phreak

but anyway he wont work out there...in fact hes gonna be a slb in name only...imo the way they will actually use him is as a joker type...a guy that will mostly rush the passer and try to play in he backfield but then occasionaly drop back into zone coverage....which is what he did some of  last year anyway
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 01, 2007, 03:18:23 PM
Carolina released Keyshawn Johnson
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Wingspan on May 01, 2007, 03:20:45 PM
I hope the patriots sign him.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 01, 2007, 03:21:25 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 01, 2007, 03:18:23 PM
Carolina released Keyshawn Johnson

That's funny, considering all his talk about tutoring Dwayne Jarrett.

Surprise!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on May 01, 2007, 03:53:11 PM
lol....I saw that about Keyshawn on Yahoo, and I actually laughed out loud.  Wonder if he still likes that Jarrett pick.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 01, 2007, 03:53:35 PM
Get Keyshawn!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 01, 2007, 04:18:20 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 01, 2007, 08:21:23 AM
it has nothing to do with position...just because on a piece of paper its says DE doesnt mean you cant play another position...you should know this phreak

but anyway he wont work out there...in fact hes gonna be a slb in name only...imo the way they will actually use him is as a joker type...a guy that will mostly rush the passer and try to play in he backfield but then occasionaly drop back into zone coverage....which is what he did some of  last year anyway


I know - I was just takin a shot at ya. :-*
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 01, 2007, 06:13:08 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on May 01, 2007, 03:18:23 PM
Carolina released Keyshawn Johnson

Incidentally, during the ESPN draft coverage, Andy Reid joked about signing Keyshawn...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 03, 2007, 08:33:02 AM
joe thomas' aunt  :puke

(http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/05/joethomasaunt.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on May 03, 2007, 11:25:28 AM
thats awesome :yay
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: DH on May 03, 2007, 12:34:21 PM
I'd hit it.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 03, 2007, 01:00:19 PM
biker bar slut....
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on May 03, 2007, 02:49:29 PM
I bet her labia looks like a giant piece of pulled taffy hanging off a midget's nose.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 03, 2007, 02:50:32 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on May 03, 2007, 02:49:29 PM
I bet her labia looks like a giant piece of pulled taffy hanging off a midget's nose.

I'm not going to take that bet, because I'm assuming you've got carnal knowledge of her.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 03, 2007, 03:19:56 PM
she reminds me of that scene in kingpin
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on May 03, 2007, 07:37:34 PM
I think she f'n rocks.  :yay

Speaking of things that rock: I love the move of Kiwi to LB.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on May 03, 2007, 08:05:32 PM
Kiwi to LB is a move that reeks of desperation.

I approve.   :yay
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 03, 2007, 08:28:33 PM
Kiwi let go the sack..ha!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on May 03, 2007, 10:34:43 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on May 03, 2007, 08:05:32 PM
Kiwi to LB is a move that reeks of desperation.

I approve.   :yay

Us being desperate in the LB dept. has been an on-going problem for a few years now. The only hesitation I have is because of the tendency of our LBs to drop like flies. :-\
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on May 04, 2007, 01:40:26 AM
ha....Tom Brady was spotted in New York wearing a Yankees hat
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 04, 2007, 08:23:49 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/TheKingOfBums/2774-haha.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/TheKingOfBums/586-gay.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on May 04, 2007, 08:25:37 AM
Hahaha.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 04, 2007, 08:33:10 AM
Christ thats ghey
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: hunt on May 04, 2007, 08:43:12 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 04, 2007, 01:40:26 AM
ha....Tom Brady was spotted in New York wearing a Yankees hat

all the boston retahds are in an uproar :-D

(http://www.bostonist.com/attachments/boston_caroline/050307_tom_brady.GIF)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 04, 2007, 09:01:21 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 04, 2007, 08:23:49 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/TheKingOfBums/2774-haha.jpg)

You just don't play like that...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 04, 2007, 09:10:18 AM
If Donovan McNabb won 3 Super Bowls, he could walk around wearing my wife's skin as a coat and i wouldn't care.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Wingspan on May 04, 2007, 10:54:14 AM
Quote from: SunMo on May 04, 2007, 09:10:18 AM
If Donovan McNabb won 3 Super Bowls, he could walk around wearing my wife's skin as a coat and i wouldn't care.

It rubs the lotion on it's skin...or else it gets the hose again!

(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Thriller/silencelamp7_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on May 04, 2007, 03:38:03 PM
Quote from: hunt on May 04, 2007, 08:43:12 AM
all the boston retahds are in an uproar :-D

(http://www.bostonist.com/attachments/boston_caroline/050307_tom_brady.GIF)
"Yanks for nothin, Brady."

Dumbasses. Who the hell cares. Yeah, thanks for those 3 Super Bowls, you farging icehole.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 04, 2007, 05:20:32 PM
Boston cares more about Red Sox merchandise than about the entire Patriots franchise.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on May 04, 2007, 07:06:54 PM
Brady Part 1: Oh, that is just not good. Viva la ammunition against Cleveland should we need it.

Brady Part 2: (http://209.85.62.23/71/116/emo/hysterical.gif)

(http://209.85.62.23/71/116/emo/owned.gif)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on May 05, 2007, 04:04:24 PM
(http://cmsimg.detnews.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C3&Date=20070505&Category=SPORTS0101&ArtNo=705050329&Ref=V2&Profile=1004Q=100&MaxW=500)

CJ gets #81.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: dis12 on May 07, 2007, 02:34:28 PM
QuoteThe formerly bulky Sapp arrived at minicamp this weekend looking like a scaled-down version of himself, dropping nearly 50 pounds since the end of last season and weighing only about 25 pounds more than Oakland's rookie quarterback.   http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2862119.

he musta taken one HUGE shtein to lose 50 in less 4 months.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on May 07, 2007, 03:22:43 PM
Note to self:  add Warren Sapp to the ghoulpool list as a heart attack flyer.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 07, 2007, 03:29:32 PM
It's obvious he's developed either a meth or a coke habit.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 08, 2007, 08:58:08 AM
Shawn Alexander's foot may not be healed. (http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/SEA/10171013)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 08, 2007, 03:44:43 PM
Panthers extend Steve Smith through 2012. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2863667)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2007, 01:07:45 PM
who got eli's back

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7878
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 10, 2007, 01:21:30 PM
Starting LT?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on May 10, 2007, 01:35:43 PM
The NFL is thinking about adding a 17th game to the regular season. It would replace one preseason game, and it would be played overseas, probably in a block of games with some others (like 4 games in Germany or something). They're not sure if they would start the season early, get rid of the week between the CC and Bowl, or just move the Bowl back a week.

Ummmmm
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on May 10, 2007, 01:46:19 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 10, 2007, 01:35:43 PM
The NFL is thinking about adding a 17th game to the regular season. It would replace one preseason game, and it would be played overseas, probably in a block of games with some others (like 4 games in Germany or something). They're not sure if they would start the season early, get rid of the week between the CC and Bowl, or just move the Bowl back a week.

Ummmmm

i wouldnt mind getting rid of a preaseaon game or two but not adding another game to the season.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 10, 2007, 01:57:45 PM
The NFL is thinking about adding a 17th game to the regular season




(http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/section/learning/general/onthisday/big/0720_big.gif)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 10, 2007, 10:33:40 PM
Comcast allowed to move the NFL Network from digital TV tier over to a sports tier for the 2007 season. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2866964)

I am way against this. I like the other digital programming but couldn't care less about Horse Racing TV, the Speed Channel, and the other hot garbage in the sports package out here. :boo
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 11, 2007, 04:37:50 AM
It sucks for football fans, but it's fair.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 11, 2007, 10:39:47 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on May 11, 2007, 04:37:50 AM
It sucks for football fans, but it's fair.

how is it fair, i have to pay more for a channel that i get with my already exorbitant cable bill.  there's many more channels that i pay for and never watch, move them to a separate tier. 

like my cable bill is suddenly going to go down because they move NFL Network to a sports tier?  no.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: DH on May 11, 2007, 10:43:13 AM
This shtein made me laugh.

Bills | D. Walker wants new contract
Thu, 10 May 2007 15:14:11 -0700

The Associated Press reports Buffalo Bills DT Darwin Walker will not attend any of the team's activities until he receives a contract extension from the team.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 11, 2007, 11:24:25 AM
the nfl network is a joke anyway....good riddance...if i had to pay one cent for it i wouldnt

if they can get away with putting in a pay package and people ante up for it that is a much bigger stain on our society than it is comcast

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 11, 2007, 11:25:30 AM
i want to watch the games though, otherwise I'd agree with you
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 11, 2007, 11:29:15 AM
thats one of the things that makes me most mad about it...they realized their station sucked so what do they do they put on three hours of worthwhile programming once a week for two months to try and suck people in to wanting the channel as a whole

farg them ill go to the bar and watch the games...id rather do that anyway
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 11, 2007, 02:13:19 PM
errands errands errands
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: methdeez on May 11, 2007, 02:33:41 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 11, 2007, 11:24:25 AM
the nfl network is a joke anyway....good riddance...if i had to pay one cent for it i wouldnt

if they can get away with putting in a pay package and people ante up for it that is a much bigger stain on our society than it is comcast



Are you crazy?
First of all, it has real NFL games on it that no one else shows, which takes it out of joke status immediately.
2nd, it shows the best games of the week, edited on NFL replay every week, which is the schtein.
3rd it has the best, clip shows and weekly status shows, way better than any other NFL show that does not have JAWS on it.
4th it shows NFL films, old NFL games, and other cool NFL shtein 24/7-365.

That's a joke?
I love NFL films, NFL games and 90 minue NFL clip shows every week.
You, obviously, love penis.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 11, 2007, 02:36:31 PM
peenus power!~
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 11, 2007, 03:55:01 PM
Let the debate begin:

NFL looking to add a 17th game to the schedule, one international game per year for all teams. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2866680)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Wingspan on May 11, 2007, 04:48:10 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on May 11, 2007, 03:55:01 PM
Let the debate begin:

NFL looking to add a 17th game to the schedule, one international game per year for all teams. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2866680)

no debate.

i like it.

it would have MAJOR salary cap implications though. as player contract and salaries are paid on a per/game basis. so without raises...players would make less per game.

but i dont care about that stuff...17 games is fine with me.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on May 11, 2007, 05:14:45 PM
farg the French.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on May 12, 2007, 02:49:02 PM
...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on May 12, 2007, 03:15:29 PM
What a joke. I swear I hope that company goes bankrupt.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 12, 2007, 08:37:19 PM
BigEd with a rare re-post of info.  :o

Quote from: QB Eagles on May 10, 2007, 10:33:40 PM
Comcast allowed to move the NFL Network from digital TV tier over to a sports tier for the 2007 season. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2866964)

I am way against this. I like the other digital programming but couldn't care less about Horse Racing TV, the Speed Channel, and the other hot garbage in the sports package out here. :boo
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Susquehanna Birder on May 13, 2007, 12:45:38 PM

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/89543

Quote
Former Cardinals defensive tackle Eric Swann, who hasn't played in an NFL game since 2000, said Friday he is attempting a comeback. Swann, 36, who made the announcement on the "Calling All Sports with Roc and Manuch" on KDUS (1060 AM), said he has yet to be cleared by doctors after multiple knee surgeries but said he has been training since January. Swann, a 1991 first-round pick of the Cards, made the Pro Bowl twice. He spent the final season of his 10-year career in Carolina. Swann said he has called the Cardinals but said he has not heard back from the team.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on May 13, 2007, 01:17:20 PM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on May 13, 2007, 12:45:38 PM

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/89543

Quote
Swann said he has called the Cardinals but said he has not heard back from the team.

Shocking.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BlueHeart on May 14, 2007, 03:05:53 PM
That saddens and amuses me at the same time...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 14, 2007, 07:07:00 PM
Bengals cut Samn Adams today.

OMGBUNKLEYPATTERSONSCOTTREAGORRAMSEYADAMS!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 14, 2007, 11:48:52 PM
Quote from: BlueHeart on May 14, 2007, 03:05:53 PM
That saddens and amuses me at the same time...

Like when you see Brandon Jacobs with a nice run only to fumble when he's leveled by Dawkins
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on May 15, 2007, 12:03:19 AM
The Bears said on Monday that they want to use Devin Hester on offense this year in a role similar to OMGREGGIEBUSH
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 15, 2007, 12:06:54 AM
I think you meant to say

OMGJEREMYBLOOM!!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on May 15, 2007, 02:05:40 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 15, 2007, 12:03:19 AM
The Bears said on Monday that they want to use Devin Hester on offense this year in a role similar to OMGREGGIEBUSH

That might work is Hester could catch the football.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: hbionic on May 15, 2007, 04:14:33 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 14, 2007, 07:07:00 PM
Bengals cut Samn Adams today.

OMGBUNKLEYPATTERSONSCOTTREAGORRAMSEYADAMS!!!!

that is probably the best Freddie impersonation yet...except you typed all exclamation points....no numbers. Shame on you fake freddie, shame on you!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on May 15, 2007, 08:11:33 AM
LOL - only an emotional cripple like Owens would prefer Wade Phillips to a guy who has won two Super Bowls and basically made every team he's coached better than the ones that preceded him.

What a piece of shtein.   :-D

QuoteUpdated: May 14, 2007, 6:45 PM ET
Owens happy with change to coach Phillips
Associated Press

IRVING, Texas -- Terrell Owens was asked what he got out of his only season with Bill Parcells.

"I don't think you have to be a disciplinarian to get your point across. I think having a new head coach is good for everybody."
-- Terrell Owens

"Nothing, really," T.O. said Monday, the last day of the Dallas Cowboys' first minicamp since Parcells retired.

Owens obviously isn't going to miss Parcells, and has already noticed how different things are under new coach Wade Phillips.

"Everybody knows he's a a laid-back coach, obviously a little different than Bill. ... I don't think you have to be a disciplinarian to get your point across," Owens said. "I think having a new head coach is good for everybody.

"It's a little bit more relaxed. I think you can tell that by the atmosphere in the locker room. I don't think I just have to really spell it out for you, but I think it's very evident."

After two operations this offseason to repair a torn tendon in his right ring finger, the same one he broke while blocking in a game in September, Owens surprised many people by taking part in the three-day minicamp.

T.O. caught passes and participated in all offensive drills without any problems from the finger.

"I didn't know if he was going to be able to practice or not," Phillips said. "But once he was cleared [by doctors], he practiced well."

When Owens had the second offseason surgery in March, he wasn't expected to be catching passes until the second minicamp in June, and maybe not even until training camp in late July.

"I don't know if I have special healing powers, or what the case may be," he said.

Owens plans to continue doing rehabilitation on his finger, but admitted that he had already caught balls from former NFL quarterback Mike McMahon in Florida before doctors cleared him for the minicamp.

With Parcells gone, Owens apparently couldn't get wait to get back on the field.

"Come out here and try to get a little work, get back to the team atmosphere. I think everybody is kind of excited about this season," he said. "If I wasn't ready, then I wasn't going to practice."

Parcells isn't missing Owens either.

In a New York Daily News column published over the weekend, Parcells said the Cowboys signing Owens last year "was not my decision. I had to do the best I could with him, which is what I tried to do."

Owens said it doesn't matter what Parcells is saying now, and that it doesn't bother him.

"It's funny, people can say a lot of things when they're gone," T.O. said. "It's really not surprising, but why would he say it now? I'm pretty sure you guys asked him that question before."

During the first two days of minicamp, Owens declined interview requests. He said he had nothing to say and that he "might" talk in June -- which would have been after he is due a $3 million roster bonus for 2007, when he is scheduled to make $5 million.

But with reporters and television cameras surrounding his locker Monday, Owens talked for nearly 20 minutes and made his most extensive comments since the season ended with a first-round playoff loss to Seattle and Parcells decided to retire.

Owens caught 85 passes for 1,180 yards and an NFL-leading 13 touchdowns -- the best season by a Cowboys receiver since Hall of Famer Michael Irvin caught 111 passes for 1,603 yards and 10 TDs in 1995, Dallas' last Super Bowl season. But Owens also led the league with 17 dropped passes.

"I could have played better, but I'm not the one to really harp on why I had the season I did," Owens said. "I'm not going to say why I had the drops I had. I knew the reason, but I didn't take the time out to make that an excuse. ... I played through an injury that I didn't really talk about, I didn't care to talk about."

There was also plenty going on with T.O. off the field last season, from an accidental drug overdose to him falling asleep in meetings and talking about not knowing the playbook.

Still, he's happy to be in Dallas.

"Definitely, no doubt," he said. "We achieved the goal of getting to the playoffs. It was unfortunate the way we lost, and everything happens for a reason. Who knows. Had we gone deeper into the playoffs, we may not have a new coach."
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on May 15, 2007, 08:30:15 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 15, 2007, 12:03:19 AM
OMGREGGIEBUSH

i really like how this has stuck.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 15, 2007, 09:05:16 AM
Heard this on SportsCenter yesterday.  Looks like Will James almost got the starting spot he wanted.

Fred Taylor, Samari Rolle and Lito on a plane where the door flew off in mid-air. (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/15/ap/sportsline/main2803434.shtml)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 15, 2007, 09:12:43 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on May 15, 2007, 09:05:16 AM
Heard this on SportsCenter yesterday.  Looks like Will James almost got the starting spot he wanted.

Fred Taylor, Samari Rolle and Lito on a plane where the door flew off in mid-air. (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/15/ap/sportsline/main2803434.shtml)
Quote"I don't think we can survive in Africa the way those people do," he said. "It's amazing how strong-minded and strong-willed they are."
Racist
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 15, 2007, 10:49:01 AM
QuoteCOLTS LOSE ROUND ONE OF SIMON FIGHT

The Indianapolis Star reports that the Colts have failed in their efforts to recover an $8 million option bonus from defensive tackle Corey Simon.

The outcome of the Simon case was controlled by the ruling generated by the efforts of the Broncos to attack the option bonus of Ashley Lelie after his 2006 holdout.  Under the new CBA, only signing bonuses are subject to reimbursement in the event of a breach.  Option bonuses have been determined to be not signing bonuses.

The Simon case involves an even clearer application of the CBA because the option bonus was paid after the new CBA was negotiated.  In Lelie's case, the new limits on forfeiture of money already paid to players were applied retroactively.

Still pending are grievances relating to the team's decision to place Simon on the non-football injury/illness list during the 2006 season.  Hanging in the balance is $1.9 million in base salary that Simon believes he should have been paid.

Under the CBA, teams are allowed to stop paying players who are unavailable due to health conditions unrelated to football.  In Simon's case, he contends that his inability to play in 2006 was the result of a football injury; the team disagrees.

Simon is still on the team's roster, and is signed through 2009.  He is due to earn $3.955 million in 2007 base salary.  Cutting him after June 1 (or cutting him now and making the move a post-June 1 designation) would result in a net cap gain of $955,000 in 2007, and cap charge of $6 million in 2008.  Factoring in his 2008 salary of $5 million, the net cap hit would be only $1 million next year.

"Whether Corey comes back and plays or whether some other resolution takes place, the fact is that it has cost us a lot of money for not a lot of production," team president Bill Polian told the Star.  :-D  Douchebag paid him when he turned in to the Stay Puffed Marshmellow Man

Bill, we won't cry for you on this one.  First of all, you just won the Super Bowl.  Second, when you give big money to a guy who has never played on your team before, there's always a risk that you won't get value in return.  Third, the fact that he had puffed up like a Thanksgiving parade balloon between the end of the 2005 season and his arrival in Indy might have been a clue that the investment was a risky one.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MURP on May 15, 2007, 10:51:51 AM
QuoteTaylor joked that it was the first time he felt like he was near death "since I was playing for (coach Tom) Coughlin."

:-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on May 15, 2007, 06:53:00 PM
Bentley might miss two seasons after passing on signing with the Eagles, and now Finneran too (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2870483)

hmm
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 17, 2007, 12:15:53 PM
http://smittblog.blogspot.com/2007/05/nah-michael-strahans-not-gay-he-just.html
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 17, 2007, 12:48:18 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 17, 2007, 12:15:53 PM
http://smittblog.blogspot.com/2007/05/nah-michael-strahans-not-gay-he-just.html

QuoteIf you spend 10G's to meet Strahan and you're a guy, you either REALLY want to "meat" Strahan, or Strahan has paid you to win the auction and make it seem like he just got unlucky because he didn't want to have to spend a night with a member of the opposite sex and would rather be involved in a leather clad three-way sexcapade with two of his "boys."

Ha!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on May 18, 2007, 04:33:39 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on May 15, 2007, 06:53:00 PM
Bentley might miss two seasons after passing on signing with the Eagles, and now Finneran too (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2870483)

hmm

Mike Doss better watch his ass.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 18, 2007, 09:29:27 AM
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/992/palmereatsit2tp1.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 18, 2007, 09:31:14 AM
You just made chuggie a Bengals fan
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 18, 2007, 09:31:34 AM
Palmer needs a new agent, Jesus.

I was wondering this morning...what's up with Dominick Davis? 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 18, 2007, 09:34:15 AM
Final approval is a wonderful thing Carson...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 18, 2007, 09:40:05 AM
the best part about it is the hot dogs brand is a mans name

so the way i see it
carson is taking john morrell
whoever that is
in his mouth

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 18, 2007, 09:41:33 AM
and he looks determined to take it all in... like a champ.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 18, 2007, 09:45:48 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 18, 2007, 09:31:34 AM
I was wondering this morning...what's up with Dominick Davis? 

He goes by Williams and is still a free agent, I think.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 18, 2007, 03:18:31 PM
Holy smoke...  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 18, 2007, 04:39:51 PM
http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/uga/stories/2007/05/17/0518oliver.html


Georgia cornerback Paul Oliver is making himself eligible for the supplemental draft.  it would take a pretty high pick to get him, he's a good player, probably top 10-15 if he would have come out in next years draft
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 18, 2007, 05:23:48 PM
maryland has a massive offensive tackle on their team named jared gaither....all things equal he probably would have been a top 10 pick next year...but supposedly hes off the team due to grades and a possible but not confirmed bad work ethic...anyway if he comes out hed be worth taking with a mid to late pick...his upside is scary good
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 18, 2007, 06:46:36 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 18, 2007, 09:29:27 AM
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/992/palmereatsit2tp1.jpg)

Must be an event in the
(http://assets.bengals.com/assets/community/palmer_cornhole_banner.gif)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on May 19, 2007, 08:22:22 AM
The latest from Pastabelly, re: Sam Rayburn:


Quote• Rayburn making the rounds: As anticipated last Friday when the Philadelphia Eagles released defensive tackle Sam Rayburn following their failed efforts to trade him, the four-year veteran is finding a pretty solid market as a free agent. Rayburn met this week with Buffalo officials -- who despite having an already deep tackle corps with Larry Tripplett, Darwin Walker, Tim Anderson, John McCargo, Kyle Williams and Jason Jefferson, continue to try to add to the position -- and has other visits arranged. Rayburn, 26, will meet with the New York Giants the middle of next week, ESPN.com has learned, and could then go to San Francisco, where the 49ers are intrigued by his potential as a 3-4 end.

Rayburn had five seasons left on his contract in Philadelphia, but he and agent Jason Brown are probably leaning toward a one-year deal wherever he signs next. The key is to find the spot where Rayburn can get the most playing time, put up some healthy numbers and then make some real money as an unrestricted free agent next spring. For that reason, Rayburn will be a little selective about where he signs next, and might take a week or two to narrow his best options. Rayburn earned a spot on the Eagles' roster as an undrafted college free agent in 2003. In four seasons, he notched 98 tackles, nine sacks, two forced fumbles, one recovery and one pass defensed in 52 games, including four starts. His best season was in 2004, when Rayburn had 46 tackles and six sacks, despite playing mostly in a backup role. He was the victim of an overstocked tackle depth chart, a real rarity in the NFL, in Philadelphia. The Bills, by the way, might have enough depth to actually dangle one of their veterans, most likely Anderson, around the league in trade talks.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 19, 2007, 09:57:17 AM
Hard to believe he's only 26. I'd like to see Rayburn at end for comedic purposes.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 19, 2007, 10:22:51 AM
how bad are you when you are a 26 year old lineman who is under a long term contract and the eagles cut you
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on May 19, 2007, 10:44:32 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 19, 2007, 10:22:51 AM
how bad are you when you are a 26 year old lineman who is under a long term contract and the eagles cut you

Exactly.  I can't even believe there's a market for him at all.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 19, 2007, 11:07:11 AM
Remember he was once untouchable...SF wanted him for TO. But that was back when he was coming off a solid 2003 season and I was glad they didn't trade him.

BUF is collecting ex-Eagles...Walker, possibly Rayburn and Jason Jefferson was an Eagle briefly.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on May 19, 2007, 12:07:42 PM
BUF is hardly collecting ex-Eagles.  Jason Jefferson was s as much an ex-Eagle as I am, and Rayburn ain't signed.  Really...you should be a sportswriter not a fargin prison guard.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on May 19, 2007, 12:33:19 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 18, 2007, 05:23:48 PM
maryland has a massive offensive tackle on their team named jared gaither....all things equal he probably would have been a top 10 pick next year...but supposedly hes off the team due to grades and a possible but not confirmed bad work ethic...anyway if he comes out hed be worth taking with a mid to late pick...his upside is scary good
If him being kicked off the team is true, damn. He could have been the 3rd OT off the board this year, he was a true Sophomore but 3 years removed from HS. He has a ridiculous amount of potential, it shouldnt be allowed to be that athletic at what, 6'8" 330 or so? Jesus.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 19, 2007, 06:20:28 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on May 19, 2007, 12:07:42 PM
BUF is hardly collecting ex-Eagles.  Jason Jefferson was s as much an ex-Eagle as I am, and Rayburn ain't signed.  Really...you should be a sportswriter not a fargin prison guard.



Funny...thats what I am going to school for.

Love ya, prick. :-*
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 20, 2007, 09:43:16 AM
the hoping to win the division shuffle.....zubaz what!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJvTWmUYTII
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on May 20, 2007, 10:33:50 AM
Look at that ball fly, man.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 23, 2007, 07:45:56 AM
Pretty good cartoon...

Get at me dog... (http://www.bangcartoon.com/2007/dogpile.htm)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on May 23, 2007, 08:08:44 AM
 :-D at the Chris Henry apple juice box thing.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 23, 2007, 11:44:03 AM
Keyshawn Johnson has declined an offer from the Tennessee Titans and has decided
to retire. The wide receiver is expected to announce his decision at a Wednesday
afternoon news conference.

Sources told ESPN.com's Michael Smith that Johnson will pursue a career in
television.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 23, 2007, 12:34:58 PM
Guess he didn't want the damn ball.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on May 23, 2007, 12:39:36 PM
everyone knows this douche is going to pop up and un-retire by the 3rd week of the season
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on May 23, 2007, 03:08:27 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on May 23, 2007, 11:44:03 AM


Sources told ESPN.com's Michael Smith that Johnson will pursue a career in
television.


He signed with ESPN (per their bottom line)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on May 24, 2007, 10:36:01 AM
All respect due to my boy... this is the definition of a "Die-Hard" fan... (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6842264)  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 24, 2007, 11:16:00 AM
We had a dude on the row in Texas who made SI with his final statement...his name was William Prince Davis and he said "How 'bout them Cowboys" before telling the warden to start the juice.

I used to argue with him all the time about Eagles vs. Dallas. And some other guy named Marion Dudley about the Steelers.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on May 24, 2007, 11:37:31 AM
A Raiders fan on death? No fargin way.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on May 27, 2007, 08:27:31 PM
An informant tells ESPN that Vick has been a major supporter of dogfighting for 7 years (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2884063)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on May 27, 2007, 09:43:21 PM
Dog fighting is so farged up. The allegation bullshtein came up awhile ago and didnt really think much of it today, when they had that guy on ESPNews with dog fighting videos. What the farg.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on May 28, 2007, 12:19:45 PM
Patriots DE Marquise Hill apparently drowned (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2884762)

QuoteNEW ORLEANS -- U.S. Coast Guard rescue crews continued searching Lake Pontchartrain on Monday for New England Patriots defensive end Marquise Hill, who was reported missing following a jetski accident.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 28, 2007, 02:06:44 PM
im in ur lakez...fillin my lungz with water
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on May 28, 2007, 04:49:22 PM
^ link was updated....his body was found


Comment from PatriotsPlanet:

Quotehe has been missing since the Pats drafted him in the second round

ouch
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on May 28, 2007, 06:03:42 PM
 :-D I like that comment
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on May 28, 2007, 08:56:42 PM
thats really sad.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on May 30, 2007, 03:34:06 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/03/sports/playmagazine/0603play-business.html?pagewanted=1&ei=5090&en=e87310a952fa557f&ex=1338523200&adxnnl=0&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss&adxnnlx=1180544974-nxga9u1mXMDxlvDqHYFTUw

Bill Hambrecht, you see, is starting up a professional football league. So far, he and his partner, Tim Armstrong, a senior executive at Google, have pledged $2 million each. They've hired a C.E.O. and a C.O.O., both of whom cut their teeth at the National Basketball Association. They've got a name: the United Football League. And they've lined up a wealthy, well-known businessman as their first owner: Mark Cuban, the billionaire who owns the N.B.A.'s Dallas Mavericks. Like Hambrecht, Cuban loves nothing more than confronting the status quo.

Obviously, the U.F.L. is still in the early planning stages. It hasn't yet hired a single football person and is still hunting for seven more owners with Cuban's deep pockets and contrarian mindset, so that the league can begin with eight teams. It could easily fall apart before the first kickoff. Indeed, there has already been one setback: Boone Pickens, the oilman turned-corporate-raider-turned-billionaire-hedge-fund manager, recently abandoned his intention to buy a team. But Cuban remains committed, and if all goes according to plan, the U.F.L. will play its first preseason games in August 2008. I kid you not.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 30, 2007, 03:45:11 PM
el oh el
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on May 30, 2007, 04:48:50 PM
I hope Memphis gets a team so I get to dust off my XFL Memphis Maniax jersey.   ::)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on May 30, 2007, 05:58:52 PM
Wasn't Rashaan Salaam on Memphis?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on May 30, 2007, 06:01:47 PM
Quote from: Dillen on May 30, 2007, 05:58:52 PM
Wasn't Rashaan Salaam on Memphis?

I think so.  And they were lead by Jim Druckenmiller   :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on May 30, 2007, 06:11:05 PM
Why the hell not have another "pro" league? The XFL was unwatchable, but made for many funny jokes. Plus we need to find Freddie Mitchell a job.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on May 30, 2007, 06:17:09 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 30, 2007, 06:11:05 PM
Why the hell not have another "pro" league? The XFL was unwatchable, but made for many funny jokes. Plus we need to find Freddie Mitchell a job.

Where the hell was Mitchell when I needed a substitute a few weeks ago?  Nowhere to be found.

Unreliable prig.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on May 31, 2007, 01:19:01 PM
why is there always a need to create a new football league every few years? yeah its the most popular and highest revenue producing sport in the country but there is no way these leagues can ever hope to compete with the NFL.

btw how did cuban become a billionare?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: methdeez on May 31, 2007, 01:38:05 PM
Quote from: MDS on May 30, 2007, 06:11:05 PM
Why the hell not have another "pro" league? The XFL was unwatchable, but made for many funny jokes. Plus we need to find Freddie Mitchell a job.

I thought the XFL was a good concept, but with terrible execution. The promised to be the NFL, but with les rules. In reality, there were like 3 rule changes.

They should just throw away half the nfl rulebook, that would be fun:
People running in and our of bounds, let anyone catch a forward pass, no more motion rules, no more line-up rules, less interference calls, throw some crazy stuff in. You can't compete with the NFL with the exact sma egam,e only with worse talent and exposure. Do like the CBA, make it a more exciting game.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on May 31, 2007, 02:48:12 PM
Prosecutors have enough to indict Vick (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2888085)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on May 31, 2007, 04:27:09 PM
Quote
NEW YORK (AP) - NFL clubs may no longer serve alcohol at team functions or on buses or flights, extending a ban that until now applied only in locker rooms.

NFL owners and executives were told by commissioner Roger Goodell on Thursday that the rule pertains not only to players but to owners, coaches and guests.

"I believe that no constructive purpose is served by clubs continuing to make alcoholic beverages available, and that doing so imposes significant and unnecessary risks to the league, its players and others," Goodell wrote to all 32 teams in a letter obtained by The Associated Press.

The commissioner's letter separates him from, among others, Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig. After St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Josh Hancock died a month ago in what was ruled an alcohol-related auto accident, Selig said a decision on banning beer in clubhouses was a team matter, not a league one.

Goodell's letter is in keeping with his policy of setting strict standards for behavior by players, coaches and officials after a year of numerous arrests, many of them for alcohol-related offenses. He has imposed strict suspensions on those who violated those policies, including a yearlong suspension for Tennessee's Adam "Pacman" Jones, which is currently under appeal.

The letter is addressed to chief executives, club presidents, general managers and head coaches.

"Effective immediately," it reads, "clubs are prohibited from providing alcoholic beverages, including beer, in any club setting, including in locker rooms, practice or office facilities, or while traveling, including on team buses or flights.

"This prohibition extends not only to players, but to all team personnel, as well as to other guests traveling with the team or who have access to club facilities."

The ban was sent with the approval of the NFL Players Association and the player advisory council, a group of veterans appointed in early April to advise Goodell on player issues.

That group includes union president Troy Vincent, currently a free agent; safety Donovin Darius of Jacksonville; fullback Tony Richardson of Minnesota; center Jeff Saturday of Indianapolis; linebacker Takeo Spikes of Philadelphia; and wide receiver James Thrash of Washington.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on May 31, 2007, 04:32:11 PM
Stupidity isn't beer's fault. Stop blaming beer, dammit.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on May 31, 2007, 04:32:40 PM
That's what happens you get a bunch of God lovers in control.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 31, 2007, 04:33:29 PM
says the Christ killer
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on May 31, 2007, 04:34:36 PM
Jesus molested me. I had good reason to kill him.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on May 31, 2007, 04:39:23 PM
he was trying to clear your acne...stupid
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on May 31, 2007, 04:43:28 PM
I also remember him being black.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on June 01, 2007, 01:33:16 AM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on May 31, 2007, 01:19:01 PM
btw how did cuban become a billionare?

The internet.

Quote from: wikipediaCuban started a new company, MicroSolutions, with initial support from previous customers lured from Your Business Software. MicroSolutions was initially a system integrator and software reseller. The company was an early proponent of technologies such as Carbon Copy, Lotus Notes, and CompuServe.[12] One of the company's largest clients was Perot Systems.[13]

In July 1990, Cuban sold MicroSolutions to Compuserve—then a subsidiary of H&R Block—for $6 million.[14] "After taxes, I walked away with about $2 million," Cuban said.[15]

Cuban and fellow Indiana University alum Todd Wagner eagerly followed college basketball and the birth of the World Wide Web. In 1995, Audionet was conceived with the idea of webcasting live games and events. With a single server and ISDN line,[16] Audionet became Broadcast.com in 1998. By 1999, Broadcast.com had grown to 330 employees and annual revenues near $100 million.[17] During the Dot-com boom, Broadcast.com was acquired by Yahoo!, and Cuban received about $5 billion in Yahoo! stock.[18] After the sale, Cuban diversified his wealth to avoid exposure to a market crash.[19] The strategy proved successful when the dot-com bubble burst, as Cuban retained his wealth unlike many other fellow dot-com entrepreneurs. As of 2007, Cuban is #407 on Forbes' "World's Richest People" list, with a net worth of $2.3 billion.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on June 01, 2007, 04:26:28 AM
Quote from: MDS on May 31, 2007, 04:43:28 PM
I also remember him being black.

Jesus wasn't trying to steal your car.  You didn't have to kill him.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 01, 2007, 10:57:16 AM
I wish Mark Cuban would buy the Phillies.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 01, 2007, 11:10:21 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on June 01, 2007, 10:57:16 AM
I wish Mark Cuban would buy the Phillies.
Cuban and Croce as phillies owners  :drool
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on June 01, 2007, 12:47:40 PM
QuoteSteelers | Zierlein apologizes for raunchy e-mail
Thu, 31 May 2007 20:11:33 -0700

The Associated Press reports Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line coach Larry Zierlein apologized Thursday, May 31, for accidentally e-mailing an explicit sex video to numerous NFL employees, including league commissioner Roger Goodell. Zierlein said he intends to use his team-issued computer for just football business from now on. He sent a note of apology to all NFL employees and those with the team who received the e-mail.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 01, 2007, 12:58:28 PM
NSFW idiot
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on June 01, 2007, 01:05:00 PM
^  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on June 03, 2007, 06:52:01 PM

Johnnie Morton got knocked the F out (http://sports.espn.go.com/extra/mma/news/story?id=2891840)


Youtube Vid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no-qv-KdIU4)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: shorebird on June 03, 2007, 07:40:28 PM
Damn, it took longer to wake him up then it did for him to get knocked out!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 03, 2007, 08:03:49 PM
I just sent that to my Chief fan friend.  Ha
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on June 04, 2007, 03:27:46 PM
Tank Johnson gets 8 games.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on June 05, 2007, 08:38:52 AM
Whispers from PFW... (http://www.profootballweekly.com/PFW/The+Way+We+Hear+It/Whispers/2007/whispers2204.htm)

QuoteTwo Niners free-agent newcomers who we're told didn't exactly set the world on fire in the team's first minicamp were S Michael Lewis, who did not look good at all in coverage, and OLB Tully Banta-Cain, who reportedly tipped the scales in the 290-pound range. On the other side of the coin, we hear the Niners were very impressed with the movement skills of fourth-round LB-DE Jay Moore.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on June 05, 2007, 09:05:15 AM
PFT.com
Quote
MEACHEM NEEDS KNEE SURGERY

Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that receiver Robert Meachem, the Saints' first-round selection in the 2007 draft, will undergo arthroscopic knee surgery on Tuesday, and will thereafter be out of action for four weeks.

It's a cartilage problem in Meachem's right knee; he had similar issues at Tennessee, but nothing that caused him to miss extensive action.  Still, it's not a good sign for the former Volunteer, since each human knee has a finite amount of cartilage, and it doesn't grow back.  Once it's gone, the player will be dealing with bone-on-bone contact.  The choices?  Play in excruciating pain, retire, or undergo microfracture surgery, a relatively new procedure that has had mixed results.

It's not a good sign for a team that used a first-round pick on a position at which, in 2006, they got the steal of the draft when nabbing Marques Colston in round seven.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on June 05, 2007, 01:26:24 PM
Vick's home burglarized (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2893325)

Quote
Vick's home burglarized, but dogfighting probe OK

There have been no charges filed in the case of alleged dogfighting at Michael Vick's home in Virginia, but that doesn't mean that the home has quieted down.

According to a police report obtained by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the home in Surry, Va., was broken into between May 7 and May 18 and a number of expensive items were removed.

"I don't think it has anything to do with possible evidence," Commonwealth attorney Gerald Poindexter said of the dogfighting investigation. "I think it was some feuding over the spoils."

Three plasma televisions, two floor buffers, a wet/dry vacuum, a washer and dryer and a $17,000 leather sofa were taken from the Atlanta quarterback's home.

"Someone had attempted to break in the front window," the police report said. "The alarm was not working."

Whoever perpetrated the crime appeared to have entered through a rear window.

Poindexter indicated that the investigation of dogfighting at the property was not compromised. But he is still not close to filing charges.

"I don't have, to date, one investigative report," Poindexter told the newspaper. "I have nothing on my desk. I'm in touch with people who can assure me they can provide me the stuff. That's where we are."


20 bucks says it was his cousins that lived there.  Or, at least, Vick will blame them.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on June 05, 2007, 07:55:58 PM
Dolphins | Green acquired
Tue, 5 Jun 2007 16:26:32 -0700

Jay Glazer, of FOXSports.com, reports the Miami Dolphins have acquired QB Trent Green from the Kansas City Chiefs for a fifth-round draft pick that can become a fourth-round draft pick depending on Green's playing time with the Dolphins. The deal is contingent on Green passing a physical.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on June 06, 2007, 12:54:00 PM
Dumb question that just popped in my head for some reason and I'm not about to look it up so I figure I'd throw it out there for you fellas:

Let's just use CB vs WR in this situation.

We know that a "pass defensed" is when the CB breaks up a play by knocking the ball away from the WR or (I think) separating the WR from the ball before possession is established.


Does an interception count as a pass defensed also on the stat sheet?  Or does the fact that the CB caught the ball negate that he "defensed" the pass?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on June 06, 2007, 01:06:27 PM
i'm not positive, but i'm pretty sure you can have an INT on the statsheet yet still have 0 PDs. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 06, 2007, 01:18:55 PM
yahoo does not give you points for both...im assuming the nfl official scoring is done the same way but i dont know
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MURP on June 06, 2007, 01:21:35 PM
I think an interception also shows up as a pass defensed. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on June 06, 2007, 01:40:50 PM
i always thought PD in a box score meant "pass deflected" and not pass defensed, therefore meaning an INT would not be one because you actually caught it.  but i'm probably wrong.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 06, 2007, 01:45:16 PM
no its pass defensed...cause like feva said you dont have to touch the ball to be credited with one
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 07, 2007, 10:20:52 AM
QuoteJune 6, 2007 -  Peel Regional Police are looking for the thieves who stole an SUV belonging to a former National Football League quarterback who is vying for a spot on the Toronto Argonauts roster.
Mike McMahon, 28, parked his Cadillac Escalade in the parking lot of the Hampton Inn on North Sheridan Way, Monday night at around 8:30 p.m., according to Peel Police. When he awoke the next morning, it was gone.
Police eventually found the SUV abandoned Tuesday afternoon in Simcoe, Ont., more than an hour away.
Police say the thieves trashed the car, stripping it and taking virtually everything inside, including clothing, an iPod and golf clubs.
Police are searching for suspects.
McMahon, who is one of five quarterbacks trying out for the Canadian Football League's Argonauts in an effort to crack the roster, played 29 games in the NFL, including a three-year stint with the Detroit Lions.
McMahon was staying at a Mississauga hotel so that he could be close to the the Argos' practice facility at the University of Toronto at Mississauga.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on June 07, 2007, 12:46:57 PM
The Eagles' 04-05 offseason is trying to make a roster in the CFL.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MURP on June 07, 2007, 01:08:37 PM
i started looking around the stat area of the DB's with a lot of int's.  If you look in the individual game logs it shows PD's and INT's.  I havnt not found a player yet that has an INT in a game but doesnt have a PD in that same game.  Even if they have 1 int it also shows 1 PD.     ill keep checkin it out. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 07, 2007, 02:36:48 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on June 05, 2007, 08:38:52 AM
Whispers from PFW... (http://www.profootballweekly.com/PFW/The+Way+We+Hear+It/Whispers/2007/whispers2204.htm)

QuoteTwo Niners free-agent newcomers who we're told didn't exactly set the world on fire in the team's first minicamp were S Michael Lewis, who did not look good at all in coverage, and OLB Tully Banta-Cain, who reportedly tipped the scales in the 290-pound range. On the other side of the coin, we hear the Niners were very impressed with the movement skills of fourth-round LB-DE Jay Moore.

I sure hope they didn't think they were getting a coverage guy with Lewis in the first place.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on June 08, 2007, 02:53:37 PM
Broncos trade 6th rounder for Jimmy Kennedy. (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2897672) Another PSU bust.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 08, 2007, 02:56:59 PM
QuoteLook who's in charge
By Matt Leinart
ESPN The Magazine
(Archive)
Updated: June 6, 2007, 10:45 PM ET
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EDITOR'S NOTE: This article appears in the June 18 issue of ESPN The Magazine.


Most everyone at ESPN has fantasized once or twice (or 10,000 times) about scoring six at Happy Valley, going yard at Wrigley or taking the checkered flag at Daytona. Turns out, athletes have fantasies too. When we asked a bunch of pro and college jocks if they wanted to run The Magazine for an issue, they couldn't wait to get started. First in line? Matt Leinart, the Cardinals QB who's spent a lot of time wondering why he dropped in last year's NFL draft. Well, it's your story, Matt ...


DON'T GO TO NEW YORK
When players asked me for draft advice this year, that was it. Stay home. Be with friends and family. Enjoy draft day. But if you're not guaranteed the top overall pick, do not go to New York.


April 29, 2006, was one of the longest days of my life. There was so much anxiety, so much buildup. I felt like I sat in that room forever. The Texans ... the Saints ... the Titans ... the Jets ... When my name was finally called -- "With the 10th pick, the Arizona Cardinals select Matt Leinart" -- I was just happy my draft was over.


I've thought about the draft process a lot over the past year. It's something that's still deep in my heart. I was surprised I fell so far, surprised teams I was sure had me first on their list chose someone else. I'd spent the four months leading up to draft day working out, putting on a suit and tie, flying to meet with coaches and GMs -- and I was drafted by a team that never interviewed me. I was coming off a national championship game, my second straight, but my stock kept falling. It was difficult. I had so many questions about why, but I didn't think I'd ever have answers. Even if, one day, I saw Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum at a game or ran into Titans head coach Jeff Fisher at a restaurant, I figured I'd never have the courage to ask them what happened that day.


Then, this past March, The Mag called. "The athletes are taking over the magazine," an editor told me. "We're offering you a job as a reporter." Always thinking about life after football, I accepted. And I didn't need much time to come up with an idea. The owners meetings were happening that month in Phoenix, my backyard. As a QB, I wouldn't dare ask why I got shafted. But as a reporter? Those guys aren't ashamed to ask anything. I'd have the chance to do what so many players dream of doing: Look the decisionmakers in the eyes, get them squirming and ask, "Coach, what the hell happened?"


I approached this assignment like a good quarterback: I prepared. The weekend before the meetings, I put together a mix of icebreakers and serious questions. I thought about what each guy might say and how I'd respond. I had to be sharp. I'd get to the Arizona Biltmore Resort & Spa at noon on March 26 and would have to leave by 2 for a business meeting across town. (Hey, this isn't my only side gig.)


My hit list was topped by Fisher, Jets coach Eric Mangini and Tannenbaum. Those guys had the third and fourth picks, respectively, in the 2006 draft. They needed QBs. They needed me. Now I wanted answers.

12:03 ... 12:04 ... 12:05 ...
Before I tackled my A-list, I needed to sharpen my interviewing skills. You know, start off light, have some fun. I needed to find someone I was familiar with, someone closer to my age.


ML: Yo! Kiff! Kiff! Can I get a minute?


LANE KIFFIN: Is that a reporter's credential?


ML: Sure is. I'm working for ESPN The Magazine. I had to take such a pay cut after dropping in the draft that I needed a second job. And I've got a question for you. I thought I was going to be a top-five pick. But I went 10th. I want to ask these talent guys why. Think I could warm up on you?


LK: I guess so.


ML: Great. I'm Matt Leinart here at the annual owners meetings in Phoenix, Ariz., with Lane Kiffin, new head coach of the Oakland Raiders.


LK: Who are you talking to?


ML: Kiff, at 31, you're the youngest head coach in NFL history. How do you gain the respect of guys like Warren Sapp?


LK: One day at a time.


ML: Like you this year, I was a rookie last year. I was hazed a lot. Anyone tape you to a goalpost and make you sing Paris Hilton songs?


LK: No, Matt, haven't been taped anywhere. Yet.


ML: Okay. I'm warmed up. Coach, if you had been in Oakland last year, would you have drafted me?


LK: For sure, Matt.


ML: Thanks, Coach. That's all.


LK: Matt?


ML: Yeah, Coach?


LK: Stick with quarterbacking.


12:23 ... 12:24 ... 12:25 ...
I knew the Texans were taking Mario Williams. That deal was done before the draft started. And Reggie seemed like an obvious choice for the Saints. But still ...

ML: Hey! Coach Payton!


SEAN PAYTON: Hey, Matt.


ML: How are things in New Orleans?


SP: Doing well.


ML: Coach, how good is Reggie Bush?


SP: He's explosive. He's competitive. But I saw him play hoops in Vegas. His game needs work. Sticking to football is gonna work out better for him.


ML: Let's say Reggie had gone No. 1. Who do you take second?


SP: Well, we seriously considered Matt Leinart. But we had already signed Drew Brees. So we looked at A.J. Hawk and Mario. Those were the two players we were going to debate. But come on, we had ya in for a visit. Gave ya a Saints helmet.


ML: It was a minihelmet. And a gift bag, a nice T-shirt and hat, though.


SP: It was hard to pass on that talent.


ML: I guess I'm no Saint.


12:58 ... 12:59 ... 1:00 ...
Don't get me wrong. I've got a great deal. In the long run, I may be better off in Arizona. My kid lives a short flight away in LA. The Cardinals have a ton of talent on offense. But I clicked in my interview with the Jets, loved New York and would've filled a hole there.


ML: Hey, Mike! How you doing?


MIKE TANNENBAUM: Looking for a good QB.


ML: Well, I'm looking for five minutes with you and Coach Mangini. Got time for an interview?


MT: Interview?


ML: Yeah. Hey, Coach!


ERIC MANGINI: Hey, Matt. Interview, huh? What for?


ML: I'm working for ESPN The Magazine, trying to find out why I fell so far in the draft last year.


EM: I see. So when did your preseason camp start?


ML: Two weeks ago.


EM: You plan on working out today?


ML: Already did. Worked out this morning. Hard.


EM: Your coach know you're playing reporter?


ML: Yessir. About to interview him. So you think I could get five minutes?


EM: Well, we've got a meeting that's about to start.


ML: After the meeting? I mean, New York is one of the two teams that's haunted me. I had a great visit. Thought we really got along. Loved New York.


MT: So, how's being a dad? How old is Cole now? Five, 6 months?


ML: Six. It's great. He's gonna be a lefty, like me. A pitcher or a quarterback, like me. Well, not exactly like me. He'll go No. 1.


MT: I'm sure he will.


ML: So, five minutes?


EM: Sounds great, Matt. See ya after the meeting.


ML: I have to leave at 2.


EM: Meeting's over at 2:30. Another time.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 08, 2007, 02:57:20 PM
Quote1:33 ... 1:34 ... 1:35 ...
Here's an example of how fickle the process is. I had five interviews at the combine. One of them was with the Panthers, who had the 27th pick.


ML: Hey, Coach Fox. When you interviewed me, I remember thinking, Why is Carolina interviewing me? Did you know something I didn't?


JOHN FOX: You just never know if you can move up. Sometimes that happens and you have to cover your bases. You're a guy we liked but didn't get.


ML: I almost fell that far. I sat in that draft room for about three-and-a-half hours. It was miserable.


JF: You're a good guy, Matt, and we did consider drafting you.


ML: Does your wife here have any pull?


JF: Well, you know where her vote was.


ROBIN FOX: There was a lot of talk at home. I was pulling for you.


JF: Oh, all women love quarterbacks.


RF: Good-looking quarterbacks.


JF: Especially nice-looking ones.


RF: You had my vote.


1:43 ... 1:44 ... 1:45 ...
So if I come out as a junior -- after winning the Heisman and the national title -- I'm a surefire No. 1 overall pick. I go to the Niners instead of Alex Smith. The upside is, now I've got a head coach in Ken Whisenhunt who turned Ben Roethlisberger into the youngest Super Bowl-winning QB ever. That's got to be worth the $10M in guaranteed money I lost, right?


ML: Hey, Coach Whisenhunt! Can I get a minute? Doing some investigative reporting for ESPN The Magazine.


KEN WHISENHUNT: You working out today?


ML: Already did. This morning. Hard. Now can I get a minute?


KW: Who else was in the weight room?


ML: Lots of guys.


KW: You telling the truth? You getting into shape?

ML: Yes, Coach. But seriously, you were with the Steelers two years ago. Forget about that whole Super Bowl. If I had come out my junior year, would you have traded up?


KW: Thinking back, in my report on the quarterbacks, the biggest knock on you was that you're a lefty. It was going to be too hard to teach you to throw it righthanded. So we were a little down on you.


ML: What about the mobility factor?


KW: You mean the lack thereof?


ML: What about my arm strength? That came up quite a bit when I was dropping.


KW: Not a problem. You get rid of the ball quick. You have good anticipation.


ML: Oooh, anticipation. Good word. Who wins a race -- Ben Roethlisberger or me?


KW: Hopefully, you won't be running.

ML: You didn't answer the question. I am deceptively fast. I want that on record. I don't get out of the blocks quick. But once I get going, I've got big legs.


KW: Hopefully, you won't be running.


1:54 ... 1:55 ... 1:56 ...
I know some teams thought I was too Hollywood. But the Titans knew better. Jeff Fisher is an SC guy. Before my senior season, he even hired my offensive coordinator, Norm Chow. That should have made me a lock to go third overall. And they used the pick to take Vince Young. That still hurts.


ML: Coach Fisher! I'm doing some investigative reporting on why I fell in the draft last year.


JEFF FISHER: Sounds interesting.


ML: Last April, I was in New York. My bags were packed, I'm thinking, I'm going to the Titans, No. 3. My mom was excited, told all her friends. My family was excited to reunite with a couple of Trojans. I thought us USC guys stuck together. How much was Norm lobbying for me?


JF: Norm was not permitted in the draft room because we wanted an objective approach.


ML: Fair enough.


JF: You enjoyed Nashville in your brief time there, didn't you?


ML: I loved it. It's right up my alley. I loved the country. We had a great talk in your office about hunting. I enjoyed getting a chance to meet you guys. I was looking forward to being a Titan.

JF: Are you happy now?

ML: I'm excited.


JF: And how many years did you sign for?


ML: Six.


JF: Six? Sheesh, I'm on the verge of tampering.


ML: If I would have gone for half of what you paid Vince, would you have taken me?

JF: Money wasn't the issue. We had people who told us, "If you want Matt, just trade in the second round. You'll get him there."


ML: Wow, I felt like that might happen. Coach, seriously. Can you tell me what happened? Please.


JF: Matt, do you mind if I go back?


ML: Go back?


JF: Yeah.


ML: Okay.


JF: You see, I had a grandfather who passed away 15 years ago. He lived to be about 90. And right before he died, he gave away a bunch of rare coins. I got a $20 gold piece that I use every year for the draft. It's brought us a lot of luck over the past few years. Well, last year, we couldn't make a decision. So I threw this coin in the air. You were heads, Vince was tails -- and it came down tails.


ML: So my career was decided on a coin toss?


JF: Matt, I don't know what else to say.


ML: There's nothing left to say, Coach.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on June 08, 2007, 04:27:24 PM
pretty funny stuff...this was my favorite.

QuoteKW: Thinking back, in my report on the quarterbacks, the biggest knock on you was that you're a lefty. It was going to be too hard to teach you to throw it righthanded. So we were a little down on you.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on June 09, 2007, 12:21:47 PM
i like when he kept saying, i already worked out.  hard.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 09, 2007, 12:45:33 PM
Quote
ML: After the meeting? I mean, New York is one of the two teams that's haunted me. I had a great visit. Thought we really got along. Loved New York.


MT: So, how's being a dad? How old is Cole now? Five, 6 months?


ML: Six. It's great. He's gonna be a lefty, like me. A pitcher or a quarterback, like me. Well, not exactly like me. He'll go No. 1.
:-D 
Matty, same thing, i kept saying that at work yesterday. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on June 11, 2007, 10:08:54 AM
Roger Goodell's MySpace page (http://www.joesportsfan.com/mediaspace/?id=13)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on June 11, 2007, 11:53:16 AM
Ha!
QuoteMichael Richards




May 25, 2007

Nice work on taking down Pacman and Chris Henry.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on June 13, 2007, 09:18:28 PM
Nolan and Del Rio can wear the suits again....this time for all 8 home games (http://[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2903560)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 13, 2007, 10:04:26 PM
I can't for the life of me understand why Reebok hasn't embraced this idea.  They could sell suits with a small team logo on the cuff or lapel and dooks would snap them up like stop snitching t-shirts.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on June 13, 2007, 10:36:49 PM
Giants FB Jim Finn out for the year with a shoulder injury. Don't feel like fishing for the link, but you can take my word for it ;).
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 14, 2007, 12:01:26 AM
The Giants were dicking him around before this.  Tough luck for a player I really like.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on June 14, 2007, 04:45:09 AM
(http://www.colts.com/images%5Cnews_photos%5Cfeature/2007_ring_1.jpg)

When is it going to be our turn to celebrate one of these?   :boom
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on June 14, 2007, 08:25:54 AM
Why would we ever celebrate the Colts logo on a ring?  Think, man....
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on June 14, 2007, 08:29:12 AM
D-
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on June 14, 2007, 08:33:09 AM
Well, that would officially be my worst-ever grade.  Parents won't be posting that one on the fridge. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 14, 2007, 12:34:37 PM
QuoteJAGS JETTISON DARIUS

The Jacksonville Jaguars have released veteran safety Donovin Darius, according to the team's official web site.

The Syracuse product was the team's first-round draft choice (25th overall) in 1998, and he has spent his entire career with the Jaguars.  The latter years of his tenure were marred by contract squabbles and franchise tags and, at one point, a media campaign by Darius to get the Vikings or the Dolphins to trade for him.

Darius had been under contract through 2008, at base salaries of $3.5 million and $4 million, respectively, over the next two seasons.  The extra cap money could come in handy, if/when the Jags try to add quarterback Daunte Culpepper to the team.

Darius had not participated in offseason workouts while he was rehabilitating a broken leg suffered during the 2006 season.

Recently, Darius was appointed to a committee of veteran players who have been consulting with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.  Darius likely will continue in that role -- if he can find a landing spot.
Get Darius  :yay

Also Culpepper was in an accident and hurt his hand  :-D  I'd love to see that farg up the Dolphins from getting any value
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mcnabbmvp on June 15, 2007, 01:39:27 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on June 14, 2007, 08:25:54 AM
Why would we ever celebrate the Colts logo on a ring?  Think, man....

I was thinking the same thing.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 18, 2007, 09:17:28 AM
unreal if true...

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/metro/dekalb/stories/2007/06/18/0618dkshooting.html
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on June 18, 2007, 09:24:00 AM
Hahaha, what the farg is wrong with these guys? farging hell...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 18, 2007, 09:27:22 AM
Pacman Jones = Lawrence Phillips

I can't wait until he's off suspension and there are fans on the EMB that want the Eagles to sign him.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 18, 2007, 09:28:15 AM
unreal?  more like utterly predictable and boring.  he's a worthless thug. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 18, 2007, 09:48:21 AM
Didn't he tell Godell he wasn't going to frequent Strip Clubs anymore  :-D  This guy definitely reminds me of Phillips, the fact that he cant remove himself from getting in these situations tells you everything you need to know about where his career is going.  Again its allegedly but  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on June 18, 2007, 10:08:53 AM
Think how good these kids could be if they weren't iceholes?  Pacman, Phillips..  they make it to be a 1st round draft pick even with all these distractions of being a thug.  That's natural talent -- imagine if they had focus and a real desire to be the best instead of shooting pimps and and slapping hos?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Quasimoto on June 18, 2007, 10:13:52 AM
Club Blaze. 

Sounds like my kind of joint.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MURP on June 18, 2007, 11:55:30 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 18, 2007, 09:48:21 AM
Didn't he tell Godell he wasn't going to frequent Strip Clubs anymore  :-D

yeah, but did you see where he was in a strip club the night before he went into Goodells office and told him he wasnt going to strip clubs anymore?  haha. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on June 18, 2007, 03:07:36 PM
Link (http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=1169764)

Quote
LaVar Arrington Hurt in Motorcycle Crash
June 18, 2007 - 2:47pm

WASHINGTON - LaVar Arrington, a former member of the Washington taterskins and New York Giants, has been seriously hurt in a motorcycle crash Monday afternoon.
Prince George's County Fire tells WTOP that Arrington is in serious condition after the crash near Route 50 and the Beltway.

More details to come.




:(
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on June 18, 2007, 03:20:10 PM
New Link with pic of Bike (http://www.wusa9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=59841)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 18, 2007, 03:31:25 PM
Quote from: paco on June 18, 2007, 03:20:10 PM
New Link with pic of Bike (http://www.wusa9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=59841)

Was that picture taken from the Telstar satellite or something?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on June 18, 2007, 03:32:17 PM
Can we get a picture of the blood smear that his face left on the asphalt?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on June 18, 2007, 03:32:55 PM
wouldn't you think the DC beltway is one of the worst places to ride a bike?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on June 18, 2007, 03:37:29 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 18, 2007, 03:31:25 PM
Quote from: paco on June 18, 2007, 03:20:10 PM
New Link with pic of Bike (http://www.wusa9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=59841)

Was that picture taken from the Telstar satellite or something?

Best I could find so far.  Sorry
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 18, 2007, 03:44:25 PM
dont apologize

find a better picture
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 18, 2007, 03:46:58 PM
Quote from: SunMo on June 18, 2007, 03:32:55 PM
wouldn't you think the DC beltway is one of the worst places to ride a bike?

LaVar has never been known for his intelligence, even among athletes.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on June 18, 2007, 03:48:16 PM
ZRSLY!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on June 18, 2007, 03:50:40 PM
since Lavar was on Trading Spaces, i'm trying to come up with an appropriate joke here

so far, nothing
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 18, 2007, 03:52:10 PM
Did he express a desire to redecorate a corpse's coffin as the dead guy overhauls his living room?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on June 18, 2007, 03:52:35 PM
Awful.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on June 18, 2007, 03:54:48 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on June 18, 2007, 03:52:35 PM
Awful.

yeah, see...i don't think it can be done
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 18, 2007, 04:20:02 PM
I wanted to throw something in there about LaVar and the corpse double-teaming Paige Davis, but I felt the effort would have been a lost cause.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 18, 2007, 04:51:16 PM
Quote from: SunMo on June 18, 2007, 03:32:55 PMwouldn't you think the DC beltway is one of the worst places to ride a bike?

I ride there when I have to, just like you drive there when you have to.  But yeah, it's terrifying.  People in cars are more dangerous than cracked out sociopaths.  Especially if they're on the phone (hands free or not).
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on June 18, 2007, 04:56:56 PM
I don't know, Dio... I can't think of a reason to ride on a motorcycle on the beltway unless it's an emergency of some sort.

That farging highway is shtein scary even in a car.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 18, 2007, 05:05:41 PM
You have to take the beltway to get from place to place. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on June 18, 2007, 05:14:21 PM
I learned to drive on the beltway and Rt. 66. I'm more comfortable driving on chaotic highways surrounded by farging lunatics than I am navigating suburban roads. I saw a pickup truck next to me jerk to the right and go sideways end over end down the middle of two lanes of beltway traffic once. That was farging scary but at the time I was just happy that it happened next to me rather than in front. Traffic would have been farged and it would have taken me forever to get home.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on June 18, 2007, 05:59:36 PM
And yet I still want to buy a motorcycle...why? I don't know but I want one.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 18, 2007, 06:48:18 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 18, 2007, 04:51:16 PM
Quote from: SunMo on June 18, 2007, 03:32:55 PMwouldn't you think the DC beltway is one of the worst places to ride a bike?

I ride there when I have to, just like you drive there when you have to.  But yeah, it's terrifying.  People in cars are more dangerous than cracked out sociopaths.  Especially if they're on the phone (hands free or not).

The other day some idiot on a motorcycle was doing about 90, weaving in and out of the two lanes passing cars, even darting into the turn lane.

And, thanks to Florida law, he was sans helmet.

I'm sure that most don't drive like that (in fact, there are dozens of cycles out every weekend of guys about my age or older cruising and riding safely), but a young idiot on a motorcycle is a freightening combination.

And now my idiot 20-year-old nephew got a motorcycle.  He'll be road putty in a matter of weeks.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 18, 2007, 07:20:47 PM
I've either found the Beltway to be just like any other highway or just at a stand-still.  It's really no worse than any other major road populated solely with jackasses.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 18, 2007, 07:27:08 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 18, 2007, 06:48:18 PMThe other day some idiot on a motorcycle was doing about 90, weaving in and out of the two lanes passing cars, even darting into the turn lane.

And, thanks to Florida law, he was sans helmet.

I'm sure that most don't drive like that (in fact, there are dozens of cycles out every weekend of guys about my age or older cruising and riding safely), but a young idiot on a motorcycle is a freightening combination.

And now my idiot 20-year-old nephew got a motorcycle.  He'll be road putty in a matter of weeks.

The other day, 50 idiots in cars passed me doing 90 mph, and thanks to Virginia and Maryland law, literally half of them were gabbing away on cell phones.  True, I was on the highway for seven hours so I saw this a lot, but I wasn't passed by a motorcyclist once, and I see this much from car drivers every day, even on short trips.  The numbers are not on your side, and the differense between the damage done by the jerk you saw and the damage done by the jerks I saw isn't even comparable.   A motorcycle is not even a tenth as dangerous to anyone other than the motorcyclist himself as a passenger car.

I'm fine with no helmet laws.  As the bumper sticker on the 90mph Expedition says, Freedom isn't Free.

The statistics show that most killed motorcyclists were at least one, if not several or all combinations of
a.unlicensed
b. never professionally trained in even the most basic safety course
c. drunk or high
d.riding without a helmet or other protective gear. 
e. hit by an at fault passenger vehicle (mostly illegal left turns into oncoming motorcycle) or a deer

Lots and lots of motorcyclists are never in the first four categories, much less combined.  They survive long and you see them on the road all the time.  They can't avoid the last reason very well, especially with people taking your attitude or worse ruling the roads.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 18, 2007, 07:28:55 PM
You'd have us believe you're stone cold sober every time you get on your bike?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 18, 2007, 07:34:49 PM
Did I say I was one of them?

And no, I wouldn't have you believe that.  Would you believe me if I told you so?  Or course not. 

Morevoer, the question is irrelevant.  You don't get on a motorcycle and contend with the traffic.  I do. 

The argument from authority wins this time.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on June 18, 2007, 07:43:32 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 18, 2007, 07:27:08 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 18, 2007, 06:48:18 PMThe other day some idiot on a motorcycle was doing about 90, weaving in and out of the two lanes passing cars, even darting into the turn lane.

And, thanks to Florida law, he was sans helmet.

I'm sure that most don't drive like that (in fact, there are dozens of cycles out every weekend of guys about my age or older cruising and riding safely), but a young idiot on a motorcycle is a freightening combination.

And now my idiot 20-year-old nephew got a motorcycle.  He'll be road putty in a matter of weeks.

The other day, 50 idiots in cars passed me doing 90 mph, and thanks to Virginia and Maryland law, literally half of them were gabbing away on cell phones.  True, I was on the highway for seven hours so I saw this a lot, but I wasn't passed by a motorcyclist once, and I see this much from car drivers every day, even on short trips.  The numbers are not on your side, and the differense between the damage done by the jerk you saw and the damage done by the jerks I saw isn't even comparable.   A motorcycle is not even a tenth as dangerous to anyone other than the motorcyclist himself as a passenger car.

I'm fine with no helmet laws.  As the bumper sticker on the 90mph Expedition says, Freedom isn't Free.

The statistics show that most killed motorcyclists were at least one, if not several or all combinations of
a.unlicensed
b. never professionally trained in even the most basic safety course
c. drunk or high
d.riding without a helmet or other protective gear. 
e. hit by an at fault passenger vehicle (mostly illegal left turns into oncoming motorcycle) or a deer

Lots and lots of motorcyclists are never in the first four categories, much less combined.  They survive long and you see them on the road all the time.  They can't avoid the last reason very well, especially with people taking your attitude or worse ruling the roads.

What attitude am I taking?  I gave an example of an idiot, called him an idiot, and said that I am sure that most don't drive like that.  I have, however, seen a fair amount riding like idiots.  Most of these idiots had one thing in common:  they all looked to be in their late teens or early 20s.

And, as much as I love my nephew, he is indeed an idiot, and I fear for his safety riding a motorcycle.

You are a bit too sensitve and are seeing things that I did not say.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 18, 2007, 07:44:57 PM
That's it, I'm calling Al Sharpton.  You can't speak to me like that.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 18, 2007, 08:12:26 PM
And now my idiot 20-year-old nephew got a motorcycle.  He'll be road putty in a matter of weeks

hahahaha


I've either found the Beltway to be just like any other highway or just at a stand-still.  It's really no worse than any other major road populated solely with jackasses

it has more jackasses because it carries more cars than just about any road in the nation....i know la is the only city with worse traffic than dc and thats with dc having a public transportation system that carries more people than anyones except ny

the beltway is especially bad tho because its a major highway with S curves on it....id love to know who the farg decided to do that
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on June 21, 2007, 10:23:08 PM
PFT.com on Pacman:

QuoteRegardless of how it all turns out, it's very difficult to envision an end game for Jones that doesn't involve jail, or worse.

How about him and Maurice Clarett get a reality show about becoming WWF wrestlers?

America...farg Yeah!!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on June 22, 2007, 07:16:30 AM
Finneran to miss second straight season (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20070622_Falcons_to_be_without_Finneran_for_second_straight_season.html)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 22, 2007, 08:07:27 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on June 22, 2007, 07:16:30 AM
Finneran to miss second straight season (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20070622_Falcons_to_be_without_Finneran_for_second_straight_season.html)
how crazy is that, Both him and Bentley's careers might be over
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 22, 2007, 08:27:44 AM
are they really comparable tho?

finneran played what
six or seven years with the atl before getting hurt

bentley was in for six training camp plays and got hurt
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on June 22, 2007, 08:30:19 AM
Nah... remember Finneran blew off a FA offer from the Eagles the same offseason that Bentley screwed them.  Then they both got hurt at about the same time... maybe a week apart.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 22, 2007, 08:36:36 AM
no i dont recall that....or i blacked it out from my memory...wtf would they sign finneran
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 22, 2007, 08:40:51 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on June 22, 2007, 08:36:36 AM
no i dont recall that....or i blacked it out from my memory...wtf would they sign finneran
Another great white hope

Seriously though, thats some bad mojo.  They both blew off the eagles, signed with other teams and now may not play again
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 22, 2007, 08:46:34 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on June 22, 2007, 07:16:30 AM
Finneran to miss second straight season (http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20070622_Falcons_to_be_without_Finneran_for_second_straight_season.html)

He and Bentley are feeling the wrath.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on June 24, 2007, 11:21:47 AM
QuoteKitna boldly predicts that Lions will be winners in 2007

ESPN.com news services

Updated: June 24, 2007, 10:39 AM ET

The Detroit Lions haven't had a winning record since 2000 and haven't won 10 games since 1995. That's all going to change in 2007, according to quarterback Jon Kitna.

Appearing on WDFN-AM in Detroit on Thursday, Kitna predicted that the Lions will win more than 10 games this season. The Lions were 3-13 in 2006.

In March, Kitna said the Lions would win 10 games in 2007, but after seeing the team's schedule he adjusted his prediction -- higher.

"I'll keep to myself what I think we actually will win. But it's more than 10 games," Kitna said.

Part of the reason for Kitna's optimism is Calvin Johnson, the team's first-round draft pick.

"I don't like putting a lot of pressure on people, but Calvin Johnson, to me, will have about the same impact that Reggie Bush had in New Orleans," Kitna said. "He's everything that they said he was and more."

:-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Munson on June 24, 2007, 01:45:55 PM
I feel bad for the Lions. I'd really like them to have at least a .500 season this year, just out of pity.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on June 24, 2007, 02:17:30 PM
I'd just love for them to beat Dallas again this year.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on June 24, 2007, 02:34:48 PM
I hope Calvin Johnson is a bust so I can laugh at how many 1st round picks they've wasted on WRs.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on June 25, 2007, 03:14:47 PM
OMGSIGNTANK! (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2916083)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on June 25, 2007, 03:17:47 PM
Damn... 40 mph in a 25?  DUI "Impaired to the Slightest Degree"?

Sounds like a cop is trying to get promoted.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on June 25, 2007, 03:25:36 PM
The Bears are going to need a replacement.....hopefully when Darwin doesn't work out a deal in Buffalo and comes back, then the Birds could get a pick from them.

Quote
DT Walker prepared for free agency after talks with Bills hit impasse

By JOHN WAWROW, AP Sports Writer
June 20, 2007

BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) -- From Philadelphia to Buffalo and potentially back again: Defensive tackle Darwin Walker is prepared for anything -- even becoming a free agent in August -- after contract talks with the Bills reached an impasse Wednesday.

"Whether we're done talking, I don't want to go that far," Walker's agent, Albert Irby, told The Associated Press after talks broke down. "I've got to hope they change their mind, because I can tell you we're not changing ours."

And that could mean Walker's tenure with the Bills might be a short one in what is quickly becoming one of the team's most convoluted and unusual acquisitions.

A seven-year veteran, Walker was acquired by the Bills in March as part of a trade that sent Pro Bowl linebacker Takeo Spikes to Philadelphia.

Walker has two years left on his contract, but has yet to report to the Bills after stipulating Buffalo negotiate a new deal.

The Bills, however, included a clause in the trade in which they would receive a sixth-round draft pick and return Walker to Philadelphia if the player didn't report by Aug. 5.

Barring a breakthrough, Irby believes the Bills will have no choice but to send Walker back to the Eagles, at which point he expects Philadelphia to release his client.

The Bills were not immediately available for comment. The Eagles, meanwhile, have yet to discuss their intentions should they reacquire Walker.

Bills general manager Marv Levy said earlier this month that the team was prepared to move on without Walker.

Talks broke down after Irby said he rejected the Bills' latest offer of a one-year, $1.3 million deal. That's what Walker was scheduled to be paid this season under his current contract, which was to also pay him $1.4 million in 2008.

Irby said he's open to a one-year deal, but not for that kind of money.

"It doesn't make any sense," he said. "At $1.3 million, Darwin would be the lowest-paid five-year starter in the league."

Walker has 26 1/2 sacks over the past five years, making him the fourth-most productive defensive tackle during that span. He's also an agile and penetrating tackle who would fit the Bills' defensive scheme.

Irby said he's confident Walker will receive better offers in free agency even in August, when most teams are a week or two into training camp and their rosters relatively set.

Walker faced being fined by Buffalo for missing the team's three mandatory minicamps earlier this month.

"It's left me disappointed," Irby said, noting most teams have restructured contracts when acquiring players in the past. "They, for some shocking reason to me, knew this and made the trade and then didn't want to do the deal."

Irby held out hope that the Bills might increase their offer by July 25, when players report for the start of training camp.

"This could be a strategy of theirs because nothing is going on between now and then," Irby said. "Before I say, 'Not optimistic,' I've seen these kind of deals before where at the 11th hour something gets done. So the door's cracked open."
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on June 25, 2007, 03:28:10 PM
The Bears are wishing they re-signed Ian Scott right about now.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on June 25, 2007, 04:19:13 PM
Marv Levy clearly has a touch of the Alzheimer's.

You look at what they've done this offseason and none of it makes any sense.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: The BIGSTUD on June 25, 2007, 08:19:49 PM
Tank Johnson will prob go to the Bengals.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on June 26, 2007, 07:32:25 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on June 25, 2007, 03:28:10 PM
The Bears are wishing they re-signed Ian Scott right about now.

My exact thoughts when I saw they released Tank.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on June 26, 2007, 07:58:13 PM
HBO is brining back Hard Knocks this year...it will be about Kansas City
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on June 26, 2007, 08:06:39 PM
maybe sarge will make a cameo
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on June 27, 2007, 10:41:41 AM
Doubtful.  He'd be driving around in Kansas while looking for the shoot.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Mad-Lad on June 27, 2007, 05:06:06 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on June 26, 2007, 07:32:25 AM
Quote from: FastFreddie on June 25, 2007, 03:28:10 PM
The Bears are wishing they re-signed Ian Scott right about now.

My exact thoughts when I saw they released Tank.

it's OBVIOUS when Walker goes back to Philly they're gonna trade him to Chicago for Briggs.  I got a good laugh out of an article speculating the Cowboys will pick up Tank due to Jerry Jones seeing some Charles Haley in him.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: dis12 on June 29, 2007, 09:40:56 AM
QuoteThe Green Bay Packers said a series of 2 1/2-foot-high concrete barriers will be built to encircle Lambeau Field to improve security on game days. Team chairman Bob Harlan said the $1 million project stems from a requirement by the NFL.

I guess midgets, dwarfs and infants will be impacted the most.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on June 29, 2007, 11:47:38 AM
Quote from: dis12 on June 29, 2007, 09:40:56 AM
QuoteThe Green Bay Packers said a series of 2 1/2-foot-high concrete barriers will be built to encircle Lambeau Field to improve security on game days. Team chairman Bob Harlan said the $1 million project stems from a requirement by the NFL.

I guess midgets, dwarfs and infants will be impacted the most.
They are scared that the Canadians will attack the stadium with Tanks i guess
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Cerevant on July 05, 2007, 12:53:02 PM
Tanks?  I think the Canadian mechanized ground forces consist of 4 guys on snowmobiles with shotguns.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 05, 2007, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: Cerevant on July 05, 2007, 12:53:02 PM
Tanks?  I think the Canadian mechanized ground forces consist of 4 guys on snowmobiles with shotguns.
you forgot Cases of Labatt Blue
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Munson on July 05, 2007, 04:37:05 PM
Three posts worth of Canadian jokes and not one mention of hockey sticks or "eh"?

Shame.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 06, 2007, 08:03:35 AM
nm
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 06, 2007, 05:48:45 PM
 air guitar signed with the Saints.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 06, 2007, 05:54:13 PM
yeah, someone bumped the 'Dhani is gone' thread to say as much.

good for him
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 06, 2007, 05:55:24 PM
well look at that

n/m then
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 08, 2007, 09:00:30 AM
Sports in Brief | Fox Sports' Maas is arrested

Former NFL player and Fox Sports broadcaster Bill Maas, who attended Marple Newtown High and the University of Pittsburgh, was charged with drug possession and weapons violations after a roadside safety check in Peoria, Ill.
Maas, 45, and a passenger in his Hummer, Sarah J. Murphy, 27, were arrested late Friday by Illinois State Police. During the stop, police indicated that Maas seemed nervous, and he agreed to a search of his vehicle.

Police found a .22-caliber revolver, 5 grams of suspected marijuana, 6 grams of suspected cocaine and 28 pills of Ecstasy. Maas and Murphy were charged with possession of a controlled substance and possession of marijuana. Maas also was booked on a charge of unlawful use of a weapon. He could not be reached for comment.

A trooper said he had no idea why Maas and Murphy, both residents of Lee's Summit, Mo., were in the area.


Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 08, 2007, 09:03:55 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2929435

That's farging awesome...no more having to listen to that fargtard.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 08, 2007, 07:52:04 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 08, 2007, 09:03:55 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2929435

That's farging awesome...no more having to listen to that fargtard.

There's nothing in there that says he's been fired.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 08, 2007, 09:38:25 PM
He won't keep his job.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 09, 2007, 11:09:41 AM
Fox basically cut him loose last year, PFT was campaigning for his release, and i think anyone who had to be subjected to his broadcasts would do the same.   
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on July 09, 2007, 11:39:08 AM
but he had the awesome "thats a violent stiff arm" line when he called the eagles-san fran game.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 09, 2007, 04:00:31 PM
theres a long line of fat white guys who speak and sound just like bill maas who are waiting to take his place...i think they are genetically produced in a utica ny factory
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 09, 2007, 04:02:39 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 09, 2007, 04:00:31 PM
theres a long line of fat white guys who speak and sound just like bill maas who are waiting to take his place...i think they are genetically produced in a utica ny factory

Hmmm... I did some announcing in college.  I think maybe a total of 10 people heard me, but maybe I can find a tape to send to Fox...  :paranoid
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 10, 2007, 08:07:25 AM
No.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 10, 2007, 08:36:42 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on July 10, 2007, 08:07:25 AM
No.

Dreamkiller.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 12, 2007, 02:06:15 PM
oliver to the chargers for a 4th

gaither to the ravens for a 5th
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 12, 2007, 02:36:36 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 12, 2007, 02:06:15 PM

gaither to the ravens for a 5th


Guaranteeing that he'll be a stud. It's almost unfair how good they are at getting players and developing them into contributors.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 12, 2007, 03:30:35 PM
jo's replacement for a 5th round pick...the guy is gonna be a stud
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 12, 2007, 03:32:03 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 12, 2007, 03:30:35 PM
jo's replacement for a 5th round pick...the guy is gonna be a stud
IGY is right, he's got top 5 talent, and going into that Team/System he's going to be really good.  Steal for the ravens
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on July 13, 2007, 03:24:23 PM
The Colts have taken Corey Simon off the PUP list, possibly as a precursor to his release.

Colts activate Simon, but reason uncertain (http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070713/SPORTS03/707130441/1247/SPORTS)

QuoteDefensive tackle Corey Simon was activated from the physically unable to perform list by the Indianapolis Colts on Thursday. No one was more surprised than Simon.
 
"This is the first I've heard of it," Simon said when reached by phone. "It's news to me."
What the Colts intend was unclear. Simon refused to discuss the possibilities and club president Bill Polian, the team's spokesman on player issues, did not immediately respond to an interview request.
The activation could be a procedural step in the process of terminating the seven-year veteran's contract. In two years since signing with the Colts, Simon has been paid more than $14 million in bonuses and salary but played only 13 regular-season games.

Calls to Simon's agent, Roosevelt Barnes, were not returned.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 13, 2007, 03:36:18 PM
they also just signed freeny to the biggest defensive contract in the history of the nfl
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on July 13, 2007, 03:39:39 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on July 13, 2007, 03:36:18 PM
they also just signed freeny to the biggest defensive contract in the history of the nfl

I saw that too. The first thing I thought was "Thank god, now he won't be a taterskin".
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 13, 2007, 03:43:40 PM
that didnt even cross my mind but is an excellent point
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 13, 2007, 03:52:31 PM
downside
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 13, 2007, 03:53:35 PM
$30 mil guaranteed
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 13, 2007, 09:21:00 PM
Quote from: Beermonkey on July 13, 2007, 03:24:23 PM
The Colts have taken Corey Simon off the PUP list, possibly as a precursor to his release.

Colts activate Simon, but reason uncertain (http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070713/SPORTS03/707130441/1247/SPORTS)

False, according to ESPN (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2935774)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 14, 2007, 09:54:58 AM
According to Fat Len, Vinny Testaverde is coming back for a 21st season (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2936461).
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on July 14, 2007, 11:14:05 AM
Quote from: QB Eagles on July 14, 2007, 09:54:58 AM
According to Fat Len, Vinny Testaverde is coming back for a 21st season (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2936461).

Quote"After two-a-days are over, I'll go back and sign my contract," Testaverde told Sporting News Radio. "I'll wait until then."

You've got to give it to him, he's got great timing.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 17, 2007, 04:28:49 PM
The Dolphins finally cut Culpepper per NFL Live.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 17, 2007, 05:39:48 PM
Vick indicted by federal grand jury (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2940065)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 17, 2007, 06:09:18 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on July 17, 2007, 05:39:48 PM
Vick indicted by federal grand jury (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2940065)

best news I've heard all day
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: shorebird on July 17, 2007, 06:24:52 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on July 17, 2007, 05:39:48 PM
Vick indicted by federal grand jury (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2940065)

It's gonna' get ugly for him. Good farging riddence. Anyone who wants to see torchered Dogs try to kill one another needs to have his own dogs let loose on him.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: shorebird on July 17, 2007, 06:28:11 PM
QuoteDuring a June search of the property, investigators uncovered the graves of seven pit bulls that were killed by members of ``Bad Newz Kennels'' following sessions to test whether the dogs would be good fighters, the documents alleged

QuoteFights would end when one dog died or with the surrender of the losing dog, which was sometimes put to death by drowning, strangulation, hanging, gun shot, electrocution or some other method, according to the documents.

Thats some sick shtein.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 17, 2007, 06:44:21 PM
what are you, some kind of PETA freak hippy??  that's their culture man...you some kind of racist??
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on July 17, 2007, 07:01:07 PM
This has been quite the offseason for the Falcons. I'm loving it.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: methdeez on July 17, 2007, 08:59:41 PM
Yay. Death to overpaid, overhyped masquerading rb's.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on July 17, 2007, 09:57:41 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on July 17, 2007, 05:39:48 PM
Vick indicted by federal grand jury (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2940065)

Really!?! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=RjtVnqZCndo)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 18, 2007, 08:29:34 AM
Ha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0dhh_Aj6A
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 18, 2007, 08:33:33 AM
yeah, saw that on PFT.  pretty good
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 18, 2007, 08:34:44 AM
haha thats awesome pp
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on July 18, 2007, 11:04:34 AM
Quote from: shorebird on July 17, 2007, 06:24:52 PM
It's gonna' get ugly for him. Good farging riddence. Anyone who wants to see torchered Dogs try to kill one another needs to have his own dogs let loose on him.
If I was in the NFL I'd be itching to farging lay out Vick. I wouldn't give a farg about late hits or shtein like that. Biggest scum bag in the entire NFL.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 18, 2007, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: PPinDC on July 18, 2007, 08:29:34 AM
Ha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0dhh_Aj6A

Excellent!

"I underthrew him a bone" :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on July 18, 2007, 11:30:52 AM
Quote from: PPinDC on July 18, 2007, 08:29:34 AM
Ha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0dhh_Aj6A

Excellent  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on July 18, 2007, 01:14:37 PM
(http://www.messengermods.com/data/media/4/DMX.jpg)

WHERE MY DOGS AT?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on July 18, 2007, 03:51:51 PM
Falcons react to Michael Vick indictment (http://loljocks.blogspot.com/2007/07/falcons-react-to-michael-vicks.html)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on July 19, 2007, 12:05:33 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on July 13, 2007, 03:24:23 PM
The Colts have taken Corey Simon off the PUP list, possibly as a precursor to his release.

Colts activate Simon, but reason uncertain (http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070713/SPORTS03/707130441/1247/SPORTS)

QuoteDefensive tackle Corey Simon was activated from the physically unable to perform list by the Indianapolis Colts on Thursday. No one was more surprised than Simon.
 
"This is the first I've heard of it," Simon said when reached by phone. "It's news to me."
What the Colts intend was unclear. Simon refused to discuss the possibilities and club president Bill Polian, the team's spokesman on player issues, did not immediately respond to an interview request.
The activation could be a procedural step in the process of terminating the seven-year veteran's contract. In two years since signing with the Colts, Simon has been paid more than $14 million in bonuses and salary but played only 13 regular-season games.

Calls to Simon's agent, Roosevelt Barnes, were not returned.


GET SIMON!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 19, 2007, 07:28:44 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on July 18, 2007, 03:51:51 PM
Falcons react to Michael Vick indictment (http://loljocks.blogspot.com/2007/07/falcons-react-to-michael-vicks.html)

:-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on July 19, 2007, 08:51:47 AM
OMG
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on July 19, 2007, 11:18:51 AM
That's one banged-up looking cheerleader at the end.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: 4and26 on July 20, 2007, 09:15:35 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on July 18, 2007, 03:51:51 PM
Falcons react to Michael Vick indictment (http://loljocks.blogspot.com/2007/07/falcons-react-to-michael-vicks.html)

If half of this is true ....well I really hate to say it but I hope his is coming...
Gory details of Vick's indictment
Posted: Wednesday July 18, 2007 06:44AM ET

Losers allegedly didn't fare too well with Michael Vick. His pit bulls were often summarily executed after losing fights, according to a federal indictment that portrays a disturbing picture of animal cruelty. In April, just before authorities raided his property in rural Virginia, the Falcons' star quarterback was there "rolling" some of his pit bulls -- that is, putting them through test fights to see if they were "game," federal authorities said. Eight of the animals didn't make the cut, and were executed by Vick and two co-defendants by "hanging, drowning and slamming at least one dog's body to the ground," authorities allege
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: shorebird on July 20, 2007, 10:33:02 PM
He's looking at six years in prison, plus a loss of millions if convicted. It doesn't look good. There seems to be a lot of concrete evidence against him, with one key witness willing to testify. This ain't like the bullshtein charges brought up against all the dook lacrosse players.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 21, 2007, 06:11:45 AM
Vick raped those dogs?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 21, 2007, 06:28:24 AM
Incidentally, I'm thinking about the Chargers through all this Vick shtein.  The whole football world had Vick and Manning annointed and the Chargers thought otherwise.  That organization smacked two grand slam home runs in a row dumping them.  The discovery of their TE didn't hurt matters, but most of their current success can be directly attributed to those two drafts. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 21, 2007, 08:54:33 AM
And of the two QBs they did take, they both turned out to be pretty good so far.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on July 21, 2007, 10:50:44 AM
Oh, totally...by NOT taking those two-- the Chargers tabbed Tomlinson, Brees, Rivers, Merriman, Kaeding and more.  And they don't have Vick/Eli.  Can't hate that.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 21, 2007, 04:24:39 PM
FO of the decade?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 22, 2007, 03:22:57 PM
manning chose against SD.  stupidly, obviously, but it wasn't SD's choice
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 22, 2007, 03:27:04 PM
If other FO's get the blame for the players they keep being stupid, I think the Chargers can get a gold star for trading off a stupid one.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyandBCEagles on July 22, 2007, 10:14:29 PM
Anyone have a gif or Youtube link of BDawk's hit on Vick in the playoffs a few years back??
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2007, 08:08:28 PM
per ESPNews Goddell has ordered Vick not to report to camp
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on July 23, 2007, 08:35:19 PM
Goodell should let sleeping dogs lie.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 23, 2007, 08:43:06 PM
Goodell should have Vick raped, strangled, and electrocuted at midfield during halftime of the season opener.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 23, 2007, 08:43:06 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 23, 2007, 08:35:19 PM
Goodell should let sleeping dogs lie.
:-D farged up but   :-D :-D :-D
I have to say Goodell is taking the trash out left and right
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on July 23, 2007, 08:49:23 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 23, 2007, 08:43:06 PM
Goodell should have Vick raped, strangled, and electrocuted at midfield during halftime of the season opener.

Yeah, or that.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2007, 08:50:08 PM
on one hand, it's nice to see Goodell laying the smackdown left and right...but on the other hand, how about a little due process in these cases
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 23, 2007, 08:53:11 PM
due process is for the state...the NFL is a private organization.

farg Vick
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 23, 2007, 08:53:53 PM
Federal is much different than State is my guess Mo, but i agree with you.  This is obviously a highly charged case that has a superstar player, dogs getting killed/tortured for financial gain.  That only real issue the feds have is the financial aspect, the dog's treatment is what motivates the public. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2007, 08:57:03 PM
i'm just speaking in general with Goodell, he seems to make these decisions by the seat of his pants.  suspensions are different lengths, and now all of the sudden he's banning a player from camp?  has that been done before?

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 23, 2007, 08:57:17 PM
and by state I mean Government, not Georgia
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 23, 2007, 08:57:57 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 23, 2007, 08:57:03 PMhas that been done before?

not that I know of
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 23, 2007, 08:58:55 PM
basically i'm saying that Goodell is Hitler, and we are entering the golden age of NFL football.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 23, 2007, 09:00:24 PM
Seig Heil!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Father Demon on July 24, 2007, 12:14:14 AM
Suspended with full pay.  Not a real, full-on punishment if you ask me.  Goodell half-assed it.  My guess is that since this appears to be a new action in the NFL, withholding pay would stir up the NFLPA hornet's nest a little too much.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 24, 2007, 12:15:10 AM
Athletes aren't angels and never have been, but the idolization of this generation of thug athletes makes me sick. We grew up worshiping athletes and having role models to enjoy watching. Now we have walking, talking advertisements for ignorance and greed. Throw them all out of the league. Every league.

Imagine Allen Iverson doing a 'Stay in School' public service announcement... athleticism shouldn't give you carte blanche to act like a douchebag for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on July 24, 2007, 12:22:44 AM
So he's indicted for several federal crimes yet his employer sees fit to reward him with what amounts to a paid vacation?

Sounds like he works for the Bush Administration.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 24, 2007, 03:30:20 AM
I see it more as a method to keep a simmer on the frothing, bite-hungry reporters showing up to Falcons camp than a punishment for Vick. Not that it would be a great help, but still.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Cerevant on July 24, 2007, 10:06:42 AM
He's getting paid because of "due process" - Goodell doesn't want him making a circus of an NFL camp.  If Vick is convicted, you can be sure the $$ will be going away, perhaps even retroactively.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 24, 2007, 12:52:08 PM
Blank is supposed to be having a 4pm PC at Flowery Branch.

I'm sure he'll say a whole lot of nothing.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 24, 2007, 12:58:02 PM
i hope he wears a home depot apron and a spiked dog collar
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on July 24, 2007, 01:07:22 PM
i dont think this is the full extent of the punishment...this is just to avoid the circus at camp this week.

i think it is smart...because as bleak of a chance there is that he is somehow innocent of the charges...IF he is found innocent everyone would go nuts like the DUKE case. this is goodells way of saying sit out for now and we will decide your fate further based on the results of the trial. and im pretty sure that when he is found guilty, the falcons and the nfl will take swift action.

btw i wish those PETA idiot and other protestors would STFU. i dont wanna see thier creative "NFL SACK VICK NOW" signs on tv anymore. dumbasses act like the NFL will not take any action or that they should just take immediate action. its more complicated than that and if anything goodell has shown he isnt soft or unwilling to punish players.

next time they protest in front of the NFL offices...goodell should release the hounds on them.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 24, 2007, 01:09:48 PM
Mostly I just want PETA freaks to shut up in general. I love my dog and dogs in general, but I cannot imagine being so inspired by a farging animal that I would go protest for them. We've gotten to the point where people seriously have nothing ebtter to do with their time. Get a job hippies.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on July 24, 2007, 01:13:20 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 24, 2007, 01:09:48 PM
Mostly I just want PETA freaks to shut up in general. I love my dog and dogs in general, but I cannot imagine being so inspired by a farging animal that I would go protest for them. We've gotten to the point where people seriously have nothing ebtter to do with their time. Get a job hippies.

i get the feeling ppl would be less angry if he had killed someone.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on July 24, 2007, 01:40:17 PM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on July 24, 2007, 01:13:20 PM
i get the feeling ppl would be less angry if he had killed someone.

I know I would.  Dogs > people.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 24, 2007, 01:45:19 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 24, 2007, 01:40:17 PM
I know I would.  Dogs > people.

proved by the very fact that people are protesting for dogs...quite the mind bender, no?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 24, 2007, 01:47:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 24, 2007, 01:09:48 PM
Mostly I just want PETA freaks to shut up in general. I love my dog and dogs in general, but I cannot imagine being so inspired by a farging animal that I would go protest for them. We've gotten to the point where people seriously have nothing ebtter to do with their time. Get a job hippies.
America=Port Charles University in real life
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on July 24, 2007, 01:49:53 PM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on July 24, 2007, 01:13:20 PM
i get the feeling ppl would be less angry if he had killed someone.
No doubt. I probably would be less angry too, and much happier because he'd be going to jail (or should.) You train a hundred dogs to fight and kill other dogs for your entertainment? Scumbag.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on July 24, 2007, 02:11:36 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 24, 2007, 01:47:18 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 24, 2007, 01:09:48 PM
Mostly I just want PETA freaks to shut up in general. I love my dog and dogs in general, but I cannot imagine being so inspired by a farging animal that I would go protest for them. We've gotten to the point where people seriously have nothing ebtter to do with their time. Get a job hippies.
America=Port Charles University in real life

While it may say Port Charles on some of the DVD boxes, I'm pretty sure it's Port Chester University.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 24, 2007, 02:22:37 PM
 :-[ 

Dont know where i got port charles from
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on July 24, 2007, 02:28:56 PM
Undoubtedly from your penchant for soap operas.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phillywin2k5 on July 24, 2007, 03:17:10 PM
(http://i13.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/aa/fc/f7ee_1.JPG)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on July 24, 2007, 03:31:44 PM
QuoteThe Long Beach Armada are hosting Michael Vick Animal Awareness Day.

Reminiscent of the infamous Disco Demolition over 25 years ago (without the attendant stampede and chaos), the Armada will destroy all Michael Vick jerseys in protest to the inhumane treatment of animals. Any fan who trades in a Michael Vick t-shirt or jersey at the box office will receive free admission to the game and a donation in their name will be made to Justin Rudd's Community Action Team ( C.A.T.), a 501c3 nonprofit that provides educational outreach and events to help inspire a better understanding of dogs, encourage responsible ownership practices, and offer practical adoption and rescue opportunities.

Three years ago, Michael Vick had the best selling jersey in the NFL. Now, they're burning it in the streets. That didn't happen to Kobe Bryant, and he was accused of rape.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phillywin2k5 on July 25, 2007, 11:26:42 AM
Kobe Bryant didnt rape the girl, she consented to having sex but when he asked her to give up the butt she said no, and he did it anyway
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 25, 2007, 11:31:12 AM
Sounds like a normal Tuesday night.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Cerevant on July 25, 2007, 11:54:00 AM
Quote from: phillywin2k5 on July 25, 2007, 11:26:42 AM
Kobe Bryant didnt rape the girl, she consented to having sex but when he asked her to give up the butt she said no, and he did it anyway

Rape.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 25, 2007, 12:33:36 PM
Quote from: Cerevant on July 25, 2007, 11:54:00 AM
Quote from: phillywin2k5 on July 25, 2007, 11:26:42 AM
Kobe Bryant didnt rape the girl, she consented to having sex but when he asked her to give up the butt she said no, and he did it anyway

Rape.
That was Semi-Suprise Secks and you know it.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Magical_Retard on July 25, 2007, 01:29:25 PM
Quote from: Dillen on July 24, 2007, 01:49:53 PM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on July 24, 2007, 01:13:20 PM
i get the feeling ppl would be less angry if he had killed someone.
No doubt. I probably would be less angry too, and much happier because he'd be going to jail (or should.) You train a hundred dogs to fight and kill other dogs for your entertainment? Scumbag.

this post makes no sense. if he instead killed ppl and wasnt training/torturing dogs than why would you be angry about dog fighting? there wouldnt be any dog fighting.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 25, 2007, 01:51:04 PM
I am in richmond today for work and the news vans are already lined up for outside the federal courthouse for tomorrow.  i'll have pictures later!!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on July 25, 2007, 01:55:41 PM
You should stand outside the courthouse and hold up a CONCRETEBOARD sign.

That would be keen.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 25, 2007, 02:01:25 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 25, 2007, 01:55:41 PM
You should stand outside the courthouse and hold up a CONCRETEBOARD sign.

That would be keen.
Show the CF sign before you break out a Dog Pinata and slam it to the ground and stomp it
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 25, 2007, 02:16:59 PM
Or you could just go to the bar and have a beer like a normal person. Freak.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 25, 2007, 02:28:37 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on July 25, 2007, 02:16:59 PM
Or you could just go to the bar and have a beer Red Dog like a normal person. Freak.

.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on July 25, 2007, 02:48:05 PM
Quote from: Magical_Retard on July 25, 2007, 01:29:25 PM
this post makes no sense. if he instead killed ppl and wasnt training/torturing dogs than why would you be angry about dog fighting? there wouldnt be any dog fighting.
It makes perfect sense. I'm saying if you kill a person, at least you weren't a bitch and did it to someone who couldn't do anything about it. Now, onto the next point. If you basically force dogs to kill each other, you're a scumbag.

See, it's a compare and contrast type statement.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 25, 2007, 06:18:40 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 25, 2007, 02:01:25 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on July 25, 2007, 01:55:41 PM
You should stand outside the courthouse and hold up a CONCRETEBOARD sign.

That would be keen.
Show the CF sign before you break out a Dog Pinata and slam it to the ground and stomp it

the doggie pinata should be dressed in a Mike Vick jersey.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 25, 2007, 08:01:02 PM
Eric Moulds signed with the Titans
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 25, 2007, 10:11:07 PM
Young2Moulds = Superbolwz!!!q!!1!!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 26, 2007, 09:27:15 AM
- Curtis Martin is retiring
- Briggs signed a 1 year deal with da Bears
- Poz signed a 4 year deal with the Bills
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on July 26, 2007, 09:51:44 AM
Quote"I've played my last snap for them. I'll never play another down for Chicago again."

:-D

Idiot.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 26, 2007, 11:27:20 AM
lets trade McNabb for him
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 26, 2007, 02:26:31 PM
The Falcons are so screwed.  Warrick Dunn is going to probably miss the entire preseason (3-4 weeks) due to back surgery.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 26, 2007, 03:33:59 PM
trade them buck for a 2nd  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 26, 2007, 03:36:06 PM
and Vick, they have a strong locker room that can handle him
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 26, 2007, 04:41:48 PM
Goodell orders Odell Thurman to sit out another season. (http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/CIN/10270305)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 26, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
Vick pleaded not guilty.  Trial date set for Nov. 26th.  That would figure to pretty much make 2007 a wash for him if it wasn't already.

link (http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/ATL/10270093)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on July 26, 2007, 05:08:32 PM
Good thing for them they still have Schaub Joey H waiting in the wings...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 26, 2007, 05:46:57 PM
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h162/flyershockey81/NFL/untitled.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: General_Failure on July 26, 2007, 05:48:52 PM
Chopper, sick balls!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2007, 06:54:48 PM
Stand By Me

QuoteBUCS BOUNCE RICE

In a move that is not a shocker but is still nevertheless surprising, the Bucaneers have cut defensive end Simeon Rice, according to Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com.

Rice was due to earn a base salary of $7.25 million in 2007, the final year of his contract.  Per Glazer, the Bucs asked Rice to take a pay cut, and Rice refused.

Glazer reports that Rice had checked into camp, and was plucked from dinner for a meeting at which he was informed of the decision.

The move creates $7.25 million in cap space for the Bucs, which could be used to sign quarterback Daunte Culpepper, with whom the team met last week.  Culpepper reportedly is seeking a one-year deal, which shouldn't be a problem for Gruden, who realizes that this one year could be his last year in Tampa.

Look for Rice to be courted by the Detroit Lions, who are coached by former Bucs defensive line coach Rod Marinelli.  Other possibilities (as we see it) are the Bears, Steelers, and Vikings.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 26, 2007, 07:06:05 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2007, 06:54:48 PM
Stand By Me

QuoteBUCS BOUNCE RICE

In a move that is not a shocker but is still nevertheless surprising, the Bucaneers have cut defensive end Simeon Rice, according to Jay Glazer of FOXSports.com.

Rice was due to earn a base salary of $7.25 million in 2007, the final year of his contract.  Per Glazer, the Bucs asked Rice to take a pay cut, and Rice refused.

Glazer reports that Rice had checked into camp, and was plucked from dinner for a meeting at which he was informed of the decision.

The move creates $7.25 million in cap space for the Bucs, which could be used to sign quarterback Daunte Culpepper, with whom the team met last week.  Culpepper reportedly is seeking a one-year deal, which shouldn't be a problem for Gruden, who realizes that this one year could be his last year in Tampa.

Look for Rice to be courted by the Detroit Lions, who are coached by former Bucs defensive line coach Rod Marinelli.  Other possibilities (as we see it) are the Bears, Steelers, and Vikings.
Cut Howard, get Rice, or keep Howard and make him take a pay cut and get Rice
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on July 26, 2007, 07:14:09 PM
Or just get Rice.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 26, 2007, 07:26:11 PM
Dan Snyder's on the phone with his agent
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on July 26, 2007, 07:29:48 PM
Quote from: MDS on July 26, 2007, 07:14:09 PM
Or just get Rice.

Andy sat him a couple of years ago in the Pro Bowl for goofing off
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 26, 2007, 07:38:49 PM
Which reminds me:  Andy Reid is a farging class A icehole.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2007, 07:45:46 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on July 26, 2007, 07:26:11 PM
Dan Snyder's on the phone with his agent

Almost guaranteed. They need DL like MDS needs a piece of ass.

I haven't been to ES in months, but I bet they're begging for him over there. Bubba and Art might be willing to cream-pie Gibbs in return.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on July 26, 2007, 09:33:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2007, 07:45:46 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on July 26, 2007, 07:26:11 PM
Dan Snyder's on the phone with his agent

Almost guaranteed. They need DL like MDS needs a piece of ass.

I haven't been to ES in months, but I bet they're begging for him over there. Bubba and Art might be willing to cream-pie Gibbs in return.

I am going to light your trailer on fire tonight, Hentz.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 26, 2007, 09:35:41 PM
yeah the skins had like 4 sacks last year...no way they dont sign him
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 26, 2007, 11:12:11 PM
-- Texans signed Keenan McCardell

-- Joe Thomas (5 yrs, $43M, $23M guaranteed) and Amobi Okoye have signed
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 27, 2007, 09:00:25 AM
Once again... Deion can't stop from running his mouth, and sticks his foot squarely into his mouth.  WTF is wrong with this fool?

QuoteI believe Vick had a passion for dogfighting. I know many athletes who share his passion. The allure is the intensity and the challenge of a dog fighting to the death. It's like ultimate fighting, but the dog doesn't tap out when he knows he can't win.

It reminds me of when I wore a lot of jewelry back in the day because I always wanted to have the biggest chain or the biggest, baddest car. It gives you status.


link (http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/25/deion-sanders-i-believe-michael-vick-had-a-passion-for-dog-figh/)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 27, 2007, 09:35:25 AM
Jesus christ.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on July 27, 2007, 09:48:15 AM
are you farging kidding me
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 27, 2007, 10:03:58 AM
I really think about 90% of the early 90's cowboys were window lickers, they were just great athletes.  Between Newton, Lett, Pothead Center, Irvin, Emmitt, Deion, and many others. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on July 27, 2007, 10:07:13 AM
This one will shock you:

Quote
Saints | Not happy with H. Thomas' conditioning
Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:08:00 -0700

Larry Holder, of the Sun Herald, reports New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton has not been happy with the conditioning of DT Hollis Thomas. Payton said he has lost some weight since June but he is still too heavy.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on July 27, 2007, 10:10:06 AM
Quote from: PPinDC on July 27, 2007, 10:07:13 AM
This one will shock you:

Quote
Saints | Not happy with H. Thomas' conditioning
Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:08:00 -0700

Larry Holder, of the Sun Herald, reports New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton has not been happy with the conditioning of DT Hollis Thomas. Payton said he has lost some weight since June but he is still too heavy.
He just needs more Asthma medicine and he'll get into shape quickly
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 27, 2007, 10:33:12 AM
Just wait until Payton gets a look at Dhani Jones' ability. Then he'll really be offended.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 27, 2007, 11:00:17 AM
Quote from: MDS on July 26, 2007, 09:33:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2007, 07:45:46 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on July 26, 2007, 07:26:11 PM
Dan Snyder's on the phone with his agent

Almost guaranteed. They need DL like MDS needs a piece of ass.

I haven't been to ES in months, but I bet they're begging for him over there. Bubba and Art might be willing to cream-pie Gibbs in return.

I am going to light your trailer on fire tonight, Hentz.

Where were you Todd? Me and my redneck buddies sat outside the single wide all night long drinking PBR, polishing belt buckles and shooting cans with the 12 gauges.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Dillen on July 27, 2007, 12:25:30 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on July 27, 2007, 09:00:25 AM
Once again... Deion can't stop from running his mouth, and sticks his foot squarely into his mouth.  WTF is wrong with this fool?

QuoteI believe Vick had a passion for dogfighting. I know many athletes who share his passion. The allure is the intensity and the challenge of a dog fighting to the death. It's like ultimate fighting, but the dog doesn't tap out when he knows he can't win.

It reminds me of when I wore a lot of jewelry back in the day because I always wanted to have the biggest chain or the biggest, baddest car. It gives you status.


link (http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/25/deion-sanders-i-believe-michael-vick-had-a-passion-for-dog-figh/)
......Seriously?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 27, 2007, 02:24:07 PM
Marc Bulger signs a 6 year 62.5 million dollar deal with 26.5 guaranteed per espn.com
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: MDS on July 27, 2007, 02:54:34 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 27, 2007, 11:00:17 AM
Quote from: MDS on July 26, 2007, 09:33:39 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 26, 2007, 07:45:46 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on July 26, 2007, 07:26:11 PM
Dan Snyder's on the phone with his agent

Almost guaranteed. They need DL like MDS needs a piece of ass.

I haven't been to ES in months, but I bet they're begging for him over there. Bubba and Art might be willing to cream-pie Gibbs in return.

I am going to light your trailer on fire tonight, Hentz.

I have a learning disability and forgot.

Where were you Todd? Me and my redneck buddies sat outside the single wide all night long drinking PBR, polishing belt buckles and shooting cans with the 12 gauges.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on July 28, 2007, 08:57:37 PM
Looks like they have some more evidence on Vick.  The feds are submitting this photo on Monday.

(http://bp1.blogger.com/_3ZJuj_RcIcI/RqoyQ1f-JOI/AAAAAAAAARs/CFQvY186Lj8/s320/mail.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 29, 2007, 05:06:29 PM
Jacksonville signed a free agent QB from the 1999 draft.








Tim Couch
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on July 29, 2007, 05:35:20 PM
What the hell are they thinking?

Why?

I know Del Rio hates him sum Leftwich, but jeez...Tim Couch isn't better than Leftwich, Gray or Garrard.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on July 29, 2007, 08:10:48 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 29, 2007, 05:35:20 PM
What the hell are they thinking?

Why?

I know Del Rio hates him sum Leftwich, but jeez...Tim Couch isn't better than Leftwich, Gray or Garrard.

or my grandma.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on July 30, 2007, 07:42:06 AM
How bad is it for Culpepper nowadays when he gets passed over for Tim farging Couch?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Eaglez on July 30, 2007, 11:50:42 AM
It is amazing how fast a player's stock in the NFL can fall after a bad year or a serious injury.

I think the average career in the NFL is 3.5 years. Of course a lot of fodder that find their way onto the active roster from the practice squad dilute the average longevity.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 30, 2007, 03:17:29 PM
bill walsh dead at 75
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on July 30, 2007, 03:22:52 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on July 30, 2007, 07:42:06 AM
How bad is it for Culpepper nowadays when he gets passed over for Tim farging Couch?

Apples & oranges, Feva.  Daunte is looking for a place to start and Jacksonville already has Leftwich & Garrard.

Couch is training camp fodder.  He has a shot to unseat Quinn Gray because Gray would make more dough this season but according to Del Rio he has not shot at the top two slots unless something catastrophic happens.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 30, 2007, 04:47:48 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2954703

Corey Simon is still fat
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: methdeez on July 30, 2007, 04:53:23 PM
In other breaking news, the sky is still blue.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on July 30, 2007, 04:58:30 PM
Wow, he' sort of gone off the deep end, no?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 30, 2007, 09:25:50 PM
Quote from: SunMo on July 30, 2007, 04:47:48 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2954703

Corey Simon is still fat

I still haven't learned if they gave that worthless tub of lazy a ring or not.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on July 31, 2007, 11:16:16 AM
The Eagles do have a knack for knowing when to cut the cord.  I think Burgess is the only one they really missed on, and I still don't think of him as a world-beater.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 11:18:46 AM
Quote from: Zanshin on July 31, 2007, 11:16:16 AM
The Eagles do have a knack for knowing when to cut the cord.  I think Burgess is the only one they really missed on, and I still don't think of him as a world-beater.

27 sacks in 2 years is pretty good

and is definitely something this team missed
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Zanshin on July 31, 2007, 11:19:34 AM
Which is why I mentioned it....
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on July 31, 2007, 11:29:05 AM
Burgess is already whining about his contract though
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on July 31, 2007, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on July 31, 2007, 11:29:05 AM
Burgess is already whining about his contract though

why you think they let him go?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on July 31, 2007, 05:34:13 PM
yay rhetorical questions
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on July 31, 2007, 06:09:06 PM
I signed up to the Falcons season ticket list last year just for the hell of it.  Basically to see if I would ever hear back from them unlike the Eagles.  Well they gave me a password and everything, unlike the eagles.

Anyway, in only one year they're offering me lower level seats, I guess maybe lots of people dropped their tickets because of the Vick thing.

QuoteLower Level Season Tickets now available!

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Get in the game now and Click here to order your season tickets online today or speak to a Falcons season ticket representative by calling (404) 223-8444 or toll free (888) 333-4406. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on July 31, 2007, 10:29:10 PM
Daunte Culpepper to the Raiders

i don't care much for him, but it would be pretty cool to see him "Drew Brees" Jemarcus Russell
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 01, 2007, 08:35:37 AM
In the event that anyone hasn't read the Indictment of Vick, here it is (http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/adjunctprofs/files/vickindictment.pdf)  I have a golden retriever and it makes me sick that he used them as bait to toughen up the pitbulls
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: 4and26 on August 01, 2007, 02:25:09 PM
The Indianapolis Star reports that Corey Simon failed his pre-training camp physical. Simon wasn't present when the team went through its first training camp practices Monday. Simon's agent stressed that Simon is healthy, in great shape and still wants to play for the Dungy-led Colts.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Eaglez on August 01, 2007, 02:58:48 PM
Ha. What a pile of goo. Gilbert Brown could pass physicals but Corey Simon can't. Funny.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 01, 2007, 03:59:32 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on August 01, 2007, 08:35:37 AM
In the event that anyone hasn't read the Indictment of Vick, here it is (http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/adjunctprofs/files/vickindictment.pdf)  I have a golden retriever and it makes me sick that he used them as bait to toughen up the pitbulls

what he did is terrible, but for some reason I have this serious suspicion that they'll never actually convict him. As much that will piss me off, atleast his days of being a superstar are over... he may end up playing football again, but no one in their right mind would ever endorse his ass again
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 01, 2007, 07:06:58 PM
Vick will be found guilty or he'll cop a plea, but if the latter it will be a guilty plea that will mark him for life.  His NFL career is over.  The feds are hella more competent than your run of the mill state outfit.  They didn't bring charges without a damn good idea they can make them stick.  They've got five witnesses to testify and god only knows how much physical and data evidence..

He's done.

in related news...here's another reason capital punishment should be outlawed:  If I were in charge of the laws, dog fighters would be put to death.

Everyone wants to put someone down.  Best if we just make a moratorium on it and move on to finding more civilized ways to deal with the scum of the earth.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 01, 2007, 08:22:02 PM
If I were in charge of the laws, dog fighters would be put to death.

what the hell has happened to you...ever since youve moved to baltimore youve turned into half a fag...now you wanna kill people because they hurt a friggin animal
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 01, 2007, 08:58:26 PM
now that half matches the other he half he arrived there with
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 01, 2007, 09:11:33 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 01, 2007, 07:06:58 PM
The feds are hella more competent than your run of the mill state outfit.  They didn't bring charges without a damn good idea they can make them stick.  They've got five witnesses to testify and god only knows how much physical and data evidence..

He's done.

This.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 08:58:36 AM
Looks like Corey Simon is the newest fatman-outta-football.

http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/IND/10277577

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Eaglez on August 02, 2007, 09:21:19 AM
Would anyone entertain bringing Simon back to Philly as camp fodder in case Bunkley falters?

I don't know if I would because I like Ian Scott as a safety net but I wouldn't object to bringing him in for the vet minimum to have some veteran competition in there. That's if Simon can pass a physical in Philly.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 02, 2007, 10:00:49 AM
Quote from: Eaglez on August 02, 2007, 09:21:19 AM
Would anyone entertain bringing Simon back to Philly as camp fodder in case Bunkley falters?

I don't know if I would because I like Ian Scott as a safety net but I wouldn't object to bringing him in for the vet minimum to have some veteran competition in there. That's if Simon can pass a physical in Philly.


No thanks.   He's a nutcase at this point. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 10:07:02 AM
Honestly, having Scott and Raegor as backups makes me really excited about the DTs potential. Of course I've said that before so take it for what it's worth. No chance in hell I'd touch Simon at this point.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on August 02, 2007, 11:11:07 AM
i've seen several people call corey simon nuts in the last few days.  why?  fat and lazy means crazy now? 

unless there is something that i'm not aware of.  but that's impossible.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 02, 2007, 11:37:14 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 02, 2007, 11:11:07 AM
i've seen several people call corey simon nuts in the last few days.  why?  fat and lazy means crazy now? 

unless there is something that i'm not aware of.  but that's impossible.
from reports since he was released from the Eagles, it goes beyond him being fat.  Basically he got paid and never showed up. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 02, 2007, 11:43:08 AM
No way on him.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 12:49:09 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 02, 2007, 11:11:07 AM
i've seen several people call corey simon nuts in the last few days.  why?  fat and lazy means crazy now? 

unless there is something that i'm not aware of.  but that's impossible.

People are calling him nuts because he obviously care about playing football again. He's a waste.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on August 02, 2007, 01:47:47 PM
No way in hell I let him near this team again.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Eaglez on August 02, 2007, 03:21:14 PM
I have a feeling that when the Colts show Simon the door the taterskins are going to give him a shot. Only because he used to be a big name DT and the Skins have a pretty horrible front four. Danny Boy likes to overpay wash-ups and one year wonders.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 03:22:11 PM
good call.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 02, 2007, 03:31:21 PM
i've seen several people call corey simon nuts in the last few days.  why?  fat and lazy means crazy now? 

because it makes people feel better about their team to trash as much as possible every ex player

like easy the other day talking about burgess crying for a new contract...like that somehow validates the eagles letting him go


that said simon is done and i wouldnt touch him


Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Eaglez on August 02, 2007, 03:32:53 PM
This is going to sound like front office homerism to some, but the Eagles have actually been pretty good at evaluating when to let players walk. Absent Burgess, everyone who has left really hasn't played at the same level with their new team as they did with the Eagles.

Simon, Emmons, Brian Mitchell, Bobby Taylor, are some of the ones off the top of my head that made the most noise about contract negotiations before they left and just fizzled afterwards. Granted, some were older and were no longer in their playing prime, but all of them got hefty contracts from their new teams anyways.

And the players who came back a 2nd time around like Trotter and Barber have had some great years after they found their niche again. Even though the FO does make some questionable moves, they have earned at least some respect in evaluating when talent has headed downhill.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 03:45:13 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 02, 2007, 03:31:21 PM
i've seen several people call corey simon nuts in the last few days.  why?  fat and lazy means crazy now? 

because it makes people feel better about their team to trash as much as possible every ex player

like easy the other day talking about burgess crying for a new contract...like that somehow validates the eagles letting him go


that said simon is done and i wouldnt touch him




Let it be known though that the case with burgess and the case with simon are two totally different issues. i wouldnt call burgess crazy or nuts... but simon - the dude hasnt done anything since he left here, not because his game dropped off, but because he's no longer disciplined enough to stay in shape.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 02, 2007, 04:22:26 PM
i dont think simon is crazy or lazy or a bad person or a fat slob
i just think his heart isnt in the game anymore
he wants the money that comes with playing
but he doesnt have the desire to play anymore
thus he doesnt have the desire to work out and get in shape
and now he is what many retired lineman are
big and fat
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 02, 2007, 04:30:40 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 02, 2007, 04:22:26 PM
i dont think simon is crazy or lazy or a bad person or a fat slob
i just think his heart isnt in the game anymore
he wants the money that comes with playing
but he doesnt have the desire to play anymore
thus he doesnt have the desire to work out and get in shape
and now he is what many retired lineman are
big and fat


you forgot to add "broke" on the end of that. Hopefully that isnt the case for simon... I'm gonna try to find that statistic about nfl players who eventually file bankrupsy
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 04:34:41 PM
The reason people have been calling Simon crazy is because there seems to be some sort of mystery around the last two years of his professional life. He hasn't been playing. He hasn't been reporting to practice. He's been 'mysteriously' sick in some way. It sounds to me like he has an eating disorder or something along those lines, but no matter how you slice it he has gone from a premier DT in the league to a pariah and the only reasonable explanation is that he is somehow crazy...


And it makes us feel better about the fact that he doesn't plat for the Eagles any more.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 02, 2007, 04:52:34 PM
And it makes us feel better about the fact that he doesn't plat for the Eagles any more.

i could care less either way but if youre on onethose people infatuated with ex eagles and it seems like youre...then the above statement would only be true if the eagles had adequetly replaced him...which they as of yet have not proven they can do
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 05:00:53 PM
PLAT!


(I'm not ever infuriated by ex-eagles. I know there are lots here that are, but that isn't one of my hang-ups. Simon is just not one that I would want back.)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 02, 2007, 07:17:01 PM
I thought Simon was crazy to ask for the money he wanted, was happy the Eagles didn't pay him, thought his best years were done by the time the Eagles removed the tag and let him go.

I was right.  That's why I like this news.

The last thing I want to know is whether he got a ring.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 02, 2007, 10:52:36 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on August 02, 2007, 04:34:41 PM
The reason people have been calling Simon crazy is because there seems to be some sort of mystery around the last two years of his professional life. He hasn't been playing. He hasn't been reporting to practice. He's been 'mysteriously' sick in some way. It sounds to me like he has an eating disorder or something along those lines, but no matter how you slice it he has gone from a premier DT in the league to a pariah and the only reasonable explanation is that he is somehow crazy...


And it makes us feel better about the fact that he doesn't plat for the Eagles any more.

Ding.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on August 03, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 02, 2007, 07:17:01 PM
The last thing I want to know is whether he got a ring.

I don't believe they gave him one.  Can't remember where I read that but I'm pretty sure he didn't get one.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 03, 2007, 08:13:05 AM
They gave him one, but he ate it.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 03, 2007, 08:45:48 AM
lol @ some "mystery"

whats the mystery in an older player losing his desire to play the game...it happens everyday...but when its an ex eagle the fanatics gotta go all out of their way to pile on and make it into something it isnt

pure gold

paul grasmanis has said as much...that he talks to corey all the time and his main focus is on his corey simon childrens center or whatever its called down in florida...he is in a transitional stage of his life...and sometimes going from being a pro athlete to not being one isnt the easiest thing to do...players hang on to long

but if you wanna spin this into the gold standard front office thing then by all means proceed

this would be akin to a hater making a post everytime derrick burgess got a sack over the last two years...

no matter how long i stay in the game ill never understand the homers mind...i think science should study the matter after you pass on to unwrap the real "mystery"
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on August 03, 2007, 08:56:56 AM
If he's lost interest in the game then he should quit.  Stealing money from a team who pays you millions of goddamn dollars is disgusting.  And the Colts are right to be furious with him.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2007, 09:03:32 AM
I have a hard time understanding why IGY cares so much.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on August 03, 2007, 09:10:35 AM
corey simon is an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in fat.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 03, 2007, 09:17:17 AM
If he's lost interest in the game then he should quit.

totally agree...but its not the easiest thing to quit something that youve been doing your whole life and know nothing else....look at boxing for the most agregious examples


I have a hard time understanding why IGY cares so much.

it has nothing to do with simon...its a homer thang and you wouldnt understand...im igy the homer slayer...its my part time job
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on August 03, 2007, 09:27:20 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 03, 2007, 09:10:35 AM
corey simon is an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in fat.

:-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on August 03, 2007, 11:32:56 AM
(http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/photo/2007-08/31626506.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 03, 2007, 11:35:01 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 03, 2007, 09:17:17 AM
I have a hard time understanding why IGY cares so much.

it has nothing to do with simon...its a homer thang and you wouldnt understand...im igy the homer slayer...its my part time job

That's true. I wouldn't understand hating homers.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 04, 2007, 12:18:27 PM
QuoteColts | Simon terminated
Sat, 4 Aug 2007 09:09:11 -0700

John Oehser, of Colts.com, reports the Indianapolis Colts have announced the termination of DL Corey Simon.

a bit drastic, but i like the forward thinking of the Super Bowl champs
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 04, 2007, 01:08:19 PM
(http://datacore.sciflicks.com/terminator_2/images/terminator_2_large_09.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 05, 2007, 01:20:44 PM
Beason signed this morning.  Down to 4 unsigned 1st-round picks (Russell, Revis, Quinn, Bowe)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 05, 2007, 01:25:18 PM
I hope Quinn holds out the entire season
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 05, 2007, 03:32:01 PM
Bowe signed.  Down to 3

Why the F is Revis unsigned?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 05, 2007, 09:31:33 PM
Booger McFarland done for the year....torn ACL

Corey, come back!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhreak54 on August 05, 2007, 09:34:50 PM
Ed, who is Revis' agent?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 05, 2007, 11:16:15 PM
Neil Schwartz
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Munson on August 06, 2007, 01:14:01 AM
What a Jew.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 06, 2007, 06:54:39 AM
You don't get to make anti-semitic jokes until you can make them funny, and post them at the right time.

Jew jokes NOT YOURS
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Drunkmasterflex on August 06, 2007, 07:24:52 AM
The Jets want him to sign for 6 years,  but no one else is signing contracts that long.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 06, 2007, 10:18:00 AM
QuoteTitans | A. Jones to join TNA
Mon, 6 Aug 2007 07:04:41 -0700

ESPN.com reports Tennessee Titans CB Adam Jones has signed a contract with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, according to USA Today. Jones is expected to make his first appearance Thursday, Aug. 9.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Eaglez on August 06, 2007, 10:34:04 AM
Ha! He's finally found his niche.

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 07, 2007, 12:22:27 PM
QuoteSaints' Brown hurt in practice with apparent knee injury

ESPN.com news services

Updated: August 7, 2007, 12:14 PM ET

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JACKSON, Miss. -- New Orleans Saints starting left tackle Jammal Brown was injured in practice Tuesday and was carted off the field. Trainers appeared to be examining his right knee.

Jammal Brown

Brown

The injury occurred during a contact drill during practice. The Saints had originally been scheduled to do a walk-through Tuesday, but Saints coach Sean Payton was unhappy with their play on Sunday night.

Brown stayed down for about 20 minutes before being taken off the field in a cart.

No details on the injury were immediately available. Payton was expected to talk to reporters later Tuesday.

Brown was drafted in the first round out of Oklahoma, 13th overall, in 2005. He started at right tackle as a rookie and was moved to left tackle last season, when he was selected for the Pro Bowl.

Brown was part of an offensive line that allowed only 23 sacks in 2006, fourth lowest in the league. Coming into training camp, all five starters were expected to be back for the 2007 season.

Information from ESPN's Ed Werder and The Associated Press was used in this report.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 07, 2007, 12:30:30 PM
That is a huge loss if he does indeed need season ending surgery.  Who else do they have on their O Line that could make that move?  I see they have Rob Pettiti  :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 07, 2007, 01:01:22 PM
Brown stayed down for about 20 minutes before being taken off the field in a cart.

see you in 08 slob


biscuit is right this is a big loss for them...and more importantly for the eagles

Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 07, 2007, 01:37:24 PM
Quinn signs

5 years, 20.2 million, 7.75 guaranteed
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 07, 2007, 01:42:51 PM
He's still a bitch
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 07, 2007, 02:22:50 PM
I still wish that he wouldve been drafted by the lions with the second pick so that we'd have a chance to go Eli on him in week 2

(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h1/rescuedlife/eli_hit.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 07, 2007, 06:40:44 PM
Jammal Brown update: He's fine. No torn ligaments. It's being called a bone bruise.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 07, 2007, 07:49:53 PM
Quote from: ThirdStreetMafia on August 07, 2007, 02:22:50 PMI still wish that he wouldve been drafted by the lions with the second pick so that we'd have a chance to go Eli on him in week 2

Cleveland visits the Linc next season, so it's about as often as Detroit visits anyway.  They'll get their chance...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on August 08, 2007, 08:41:23 AM
The Mike Vick chew toy.

(http://www.vickdogchewtoy.com/images/vickstoy.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Seabiscuit36 on August 08, 2007, 09:00:06 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on August 08, 2007, 08:41:23 AM
The Mike Vick chew toy.

(http://www.vickdogchewtoy.com/images/vickstoy.jpg)
that head on that thing looks like BB King
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 08, 2007, 09:16:08 AM
Quote from: BigEd76 on August 07, 2007, 07:49:53 PM
Quote from: ThirdStreetMafia on August 07, 2007, 02:22:50 PMI still wish that he wouldve been drafted by the lions with the second pick so that we'd have a chance to go Eli on him in week 2

Cleveland visits the Linc next season, so it's about as often as Detroit visits anyway.  They'll get their chance...

True, but we wont have the luxury of giving him his first welcome to NFL hit
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 08, 2007, 07:20:44 PM
lolol at the steelers new mascot

meet mr steely mcbeam

(http://media3.steelers.com/MediaContent//2007/04/26/11/75thyr_Mascot_75927.jpg)


i believe the steelers were the only team in the nfl without cheerleaders or a mascot...now on the 75th anniversary they add this cat

bahahaha


Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 08, 2007, 07:22:22 PM
i can't hate that
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 08, 2007, 07:26:10 PM
i love it....because i hate the steelers...and it mocks their franchise to no end...this would be like penn state putting names on their jerseys and a corny looking lion on their helmet ala the new temple owl
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 08, 2007, 07:37:57 PM
i dunno, think you need to cut Steely a break, all he wants to do after a long week is root his Stillers on, what's wrong with that?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on August 08, 2007, 08:08:46 PM
steely mcbeam?!! are you fargin kidding me?! bwaaahahhhahahaha :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 08, 2007, 09:45:50 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 08, 2007, 07:20:44 PM
lolol at the steelers new mascot

meet mr steely mcbeam

(http://media3.steelers.com/MediaContent//2007/04/26/11/75thyr_Mascot_75927.jpg)


i believe the steelers were the only team in the nfl without cheerleaders or a mascot...now on the 75th anniversary they add this cat

I can't wait until I see that fruit dancing around on the sidelines after a Steelers TD. I live in Pittsburgh, and it's obvious that there was ZERO demand here for a mascot. He instantly becomes the #1 thing to goof on when I'm talking to Steelers fans...
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 08, 2007, 09:50:54 PM
oh, I'd still hammer them on Roethlisgberger's sub retard IQ before I'd go after the lame mascot gimmick
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 08, 2007, 10:01:02 PM
the retard won a superbowl

something steely mcbeam will never do

in fact i predict steely will be some kind of willie penn thing
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 08, 2007, 10:08:25 PM
correction.  the sub retard won a super bowl.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on August 08, 2007, 10:09:54 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 08, 2007, 10:01:02 PM
the retard won a superbowl

something steely mcbeam will never do

in fact i predict steely will be some kind of willie penn thing

killyourself
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 08, 2007, 10:34:27 PM
Another season like last, and Steely McBeam will be significantly more popular in Pittsburgh than the retard QB.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on August 09, 2007, 07:29:03 AM
Looks to me like they just can't let go of Bill Cowher.
Title: Foxsports ranked the NFL coaching staffs
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 09, 2007, 07:31:50 AM
Didn"t feel this was new thread worthy: link (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7071478)

Eagles #1
Pats #2
Skins #9
Dallas #17
Giants #32
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on August 09, 2007, 07:48:26 AM
Man, oh man... is this one about to be ripped apart.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Geowhizzer on August 09, 2007, 07:49:24 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on August 09, 2007, 07:48:26 AM
Man, oh man... is this one about to be ripped apart.

:-D My first thought was, "This is going to be good."
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 09, 2007, 07:56:07 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on August 09, 2007, 07:48:26 AM
Man, oh man... is this one about to be ripped apart.

Don't shoot the messenger
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 09, 2007, 07:57:08 AM
I, for one, think that this coaching staff deserves any accolades it can come by. They do a bang up job and don't get nearly enough respect.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Beermonkey on August 09, 2007, 09:09:48 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on August 09, 2007, 07:56:07 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on August 09, 2007, 07:48:26 AM
Man, oh man... is this one about to be ripped apart.

Don't shoot the messenger

Somewhere in VA, a pimply 300-lb Skins fan took off work today to write up rebuttal to this listing so he can post it on their message boards.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ice grillin you on August 09, 2007, 09:51:24 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 09, 2007, 09:09:48 AM
Somewhere in VA, a god fearing camo wearing racist redneck Skins fan took off work today to write up rebuttal to this listing so he can post it on their message boards.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on August 09, 2007, 09:56:57 AM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on August 09, 2007, 07:56:07 AM
Quote from: EagleFeva on August 09, 2007, 07:48:26 AM
Man, oh man... is this one about to be ripped apart.

Don't shoot the messenger

Oh, I'm not.  Not at all.  Personally, I think the Eagles have one of the best all around coaching staffs in the league and it's not that much of a stretch to say they are the best.  It's just that I'm not so sure too many around here feel the same way.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: mussa on August 09, 2007, 10:39:25 AM
we all know the truth, no need to state the obvious... :-D
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 09, 2007, 10:55:29 AM
The Eagles' coaching staff is obviously over-criticized and under-appreciated on CF, but #1 in the NFL they are not.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 09, 2007, 12:05:52 PM
QuoteTAMPA, Fla. -- Tampa Bay Buccaneers fullback Mike Alstott is expected to announce his retirement Thursday, multiple Tampa Bay-area media outlets reported.

The team has scheduled a 2 p.m. ET press conference in Tampa, at which the retirement is expected to be announced.

The announcement comes after Alstott missed a third consecutive day of workouts Thursday as the team prepared for its exhibition opener Friday against the New England Patriots. His retirement is reportedly not injury-related.

Alstott, who was entering his 12th year with the Bucs, is the team's all-time leader in touchdowns with 71 and rushing touchdowns with 58.

He is second in team history with 5,088 yards rushing and third in scoring with 432 points.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on August 09, 2007, 01:14:17 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 09, 2007, 09:51:24 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on August 09, 2007, 09:09:48 AM
Somewhere in VA, a god fearing camo wearing racist redneck Skins fan took off work today to write up rebuttal to this listing so he can post it on their message boards.

(http://www.spreadtheiris.com/images/smilies/racist2.gif)
Title: Speaking of gay....
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 09, 2007, 03:40:16 PM
QuoteBroncos give permission to penalize unruly fansBy Bill Williamson
Denver Post Staff Writer
Article Last Updated: 08/01/2007 11:29:16 PM MDT


The Broncos want their fans to have an enjoyable day at the stadium. So they are giving fans the opportunity to call a penalty on unruly spectators.

Adding to the growing number of NFL teams making fan conduct a point of emphasis, the Broncos have mailed their season-ticket holders a reminder that promotes good behavior during games at Invesco Field at Mile High.

"We want our fans to be good citizens of Bronco Country," said Mac Freeman, vice president of stadium operations.

In the fliers mailed to season-ticket holders, the Broncos announced they will allow fans to send a text message - the number is 303-910-1867 - to report unruly fans. Security staff will promptly come to the seat area where a problem may be occurring. Fans will be reminded they can't throw potentially dangerous objects in the stands or onto the field, they can't instigate fights and they can't use inappropriate language. Season-ticket holders who have seats where problems originate are subject to losing their season-ticket privileges.

"We don't have any big problems," Broncos owner Pat Bowlen said. "But we just want our fans to have as much fun as possible at our games."

Freeman said one of the reasons the Broncos are emphasizing good fan behavior this season is because the team has listened to several season-ticket holders who have mentioned occasional issues in the stands. Freeman said fans told him there is a loss of "community" in the stands because some fans sell their tickets. But Freeman said statistically there have been fewer issues at Invesco Field since the team moved there from Mile High Stadium in 2001.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 09, 2007, 03:41:30 PM
hopefully there will come a day when the eagles will do this, and all those people that stand up and ruin the experience for me will be punished
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Wingspan on August 09, 2007, 03:48:38 PM
I hope the eagles do it too...that way i can call or text in about 60,000 different seat numbers, that should get the season ticket waiting list moving.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: ThirdStreetMafia on August 09, 2007, 03:50:20 PM
yeah but define unruly
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Rome on August 09, 2007, 04:40:27 PM
Quote from: SunMo on August 09, 2007, 03:41:30 PM
hopefully there will come a day when the eagles will do this, and all those people that stand up and ruin the experience for me will be punished

STFD!
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 09, 2007, 04:42:26 PM
Quote from: SunMo on August 09, 2007, 03:41:30 PM
hopefully there will come a day when the eagles will do this, and all those people that stand up and ruin the experience for me will be punished

I find that a middle finger gets the conversation flowing nicely in those situations.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 09, 2007, 07:22:39 PM
true, however it does seem to get shrimp thrown on the neck of the person sitting next to you
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 09, 2007, 08:13:52 PM
Drunky McShrimpneck?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SunMo on August 09, 2007, 08:25:28 PM
cant you just sit down and enjoy the game?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 09, 2007, 10:00:42 PM
I wouldn't know. I've never tried.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on August 10, 2007, 07:12:24 AM
(http://www.tnawrestling.com/pacmantna.gif)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 10, 2007, 07:56:11 AM
As an athlete you are basically tasked with two jobs. If you do these two jobs not only will you be rich, but you'll be a role model and envied and admired by many. Those two jobs are 1)play your sport, and 2)don't make a fool out of yourself. You don't even actually have to be a nice guy, but if you keep a low profile and do your job and stay out of trouble everyone will love you and you'll be rich to boot. These farging clowns kill me.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: BigEd76 on August 12, 2007, 09:42:33 PM
Multiple sources reporting Vick will be suspended for the year
Title: Re: Speaking of gay....
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 12, 2007, 09:51:34 PM
Quote from: SD_Eagle on August 09, 2007, 03:40:16 PM
In the fliers mailed to season-ticket holders, the Broncos announced they will allow fans to send a text message - the number is 303-910-1867

Let's make sure everyone sees this.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: rjs246 on August 12, 2007, 10:20:47 PM
Ha. Nice. Drunken text messaging every sunday for this guy.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on August 13, 2007, 02:39:33 PM
sec 210 smells like poo. omg.  l8r
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Cerevant on August 13, 2007, 03:48:41 PM
Sources: Vick to be suspended for 2007 (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AvDuv0KqfrwFQDnCE3wx56I5nYcB?slug=jc-vick081207&prov=yhoo&type=lgns)
QuoteTwo NFL sources said that commissioner Roger Goodell likely will announce this week or next the suspension of Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick for the 2007 season.

"That's the direction it's going and has been from the time this started," one of the sources said this week.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 14, 2007, 12:41:02 PM
Vick's remaing co-defendants have flipped. He's on his own.
Quote
Vick to keep fighting charges
Posted: Tuesday August 14, 2007 07:36AM ET
In another troubling sign for Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, the two remaining co-defendants in his federal dogfighting case are expected to plead guilty this week as part of a deal with prosecutors, indicating they could testify against Vick. Vick, meanwhile, plans to keep fighting the charges. Vick's jury trial is still scheduled for Nov. 26, deep into the Falcons' schedule. The Falcons will have played 11 of their 16 regular-season games by then. Vick will remain free until the trial but his availability to appear on field is unclear at this point.

Quote
No escape route?
Vick's options narrowing, his career in jeopardy
Posted: Tuesday August 14, 2007 11:34AM; Updated: Tuesday August 14, 2007 11:34AM

Michael Vick is all alone now. As his remaining two co-defendants prepare to enter plea agreements later this week in their federal dogfighting case, Vick's increasing state of isolation has been underlined in the most dramatic terms.

The corporate sponsors who once lavished him with attention and income have retreated, one by one. The NFL, which had him take a very public bow as recently as April's draft, ordered him to become invisible. And the Atlanta Falcons have turned the page on the Vick era in a way that seemed almost unimaginable a few weeks ago.

Whatever is looming as the next shoe to drop in this saga -- be it a plea agreement from Vick, a league-issued suspension, or some other development -- the scenario that grows a little closer to a certainty by the day is that Vick has played his last game of football for quite some time. Perhaps ever. The Falcons, the NFL and the federal authorities seem to know it. It's as if now we're all waiting for Vick to come to the same realization, and begin facing whatever this next painful chapter in his life holds.

Vick's goal of "clearing his good name'' would appear to be the longest of long shots in the current field of potential outcomes. His choices are narrowing to the lesser of two evils. Cut the best possible deal he can still get in exchange for a guilty plea, or go to trial in a case where his three co-defendants would be prepared to testify against him. And let's not forget the potential filing of a superseding indictment by federal investigators, which could stack more dogfighting charges against Vick.

Spending a day at the Falcons team complex last week, I was struck by how no one -- either on or off the record -- seemed the slightest bit hopeful that Vick's plight would somehow improve and he would return to the team in the near future. It wasn't just talk designed to sound united on the matter of going forward with the 2007 season without Vick. It was as if the verdict was already in, but had to be left unspoken for now.

New starting quarterback Joey Harrington called Vick's case "a non-issue'' within the team and added that "obviously we all wish him well.'' Veteran tight end Alge Crumpler assured me that "We're so busy putting in plays in Coach (Bobby) Petrino's offense, I promise you no one's thinking of Michael's situation.'' And safety Lawyer Milloy, while acknowledging that the loss of Vick "stung,'' went to great length in explaining why "all things happen for a reason,'' and how the Falcons are "a team that has a plan'' with Petrino in charge.

That plan clearly doesn't include Vick. Sources within the organization told me how critical it was that Petrino brought a sense of "closure'' in regards to the Vick situation. And how the Falcons first-year coach stood before his team in late July and made it clear that No. 7 was a past tense issue that required no further explanation or expended energy.

"By design, that was a very important thing to [Petrino],'' a team source said. "And these players are completely unphased by the situation. There's no sense of 'Woe is me' around here. There hasn't been any of that with these guys.''

Crumpler told me that because of Vick's legal drama, he assumed there would be chaos and a sense of turbulence heading into camp this year. He braced for it, but it never came. The Vick distraction factor has been blunted by a team-wide move-on mentality. Maybe the Falcons figured out where things were headed with Vick even quicker than the rest of us.

"It's been all about football and this season,'' Crumpler said. "That's been it. I mean that's it. The course is right. Where we go this season is a mystery to me. But I know the course is right. There are a few great stories that unfold every year in the NFL.''

And even without their now isolated quarterback, the Falcons think they can be one of them.

"You're damn right,'' Crumpler said. "Yes we do.''
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: phattymatty on August 15, 2007, 12:02:25 PM
more problems for vick...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html)


i had a feeling he was a terrorist.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 17, 2007, 10:46:38 AM
CNN: Two of Michael Vick's co-defendants say in court documents that Vick participated in "executing" dogs earlier this year.  (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/17/vick/index.html)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: SD_Eagle5 on August 17, 2007, 11:32:36 AM
Vick's last game may very well have been a loss at the Linc vs. our backups.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyGirl on August 17, 2007, 12:40:55 PM
Can someone explain the RICO charge and how that works?
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PhillyPhanInDC on August 17, 2007, 01:23:48 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on August 17, 2007, 12:40:55 PM
Can someone explain the RICO charge and how that works?

Wiki to the rescue:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racketeer_Influenced_and_Corrupt_Organizations_Act
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: paco on August 17, 2007, 01:49:00 PM
http://www.mcnabbisback.com/


Just terrible.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Butchers Bill on August 18, 2007, 09:58:15 PM
Didn't see this posted anywhere else yet.  If it is, I still don't care.

Dogs get revenge on Vick

(http://www.steakandcheese.com/downloads/Dogs_Get_Revenge.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 18, 2007, 10:00:07 PM
I hope he's dumb enough to refuse a deal.  It would be delicious to watch the feds put him away for a long time.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: QB Eagles on August 18, 2007, 10:46:55 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 18, 2007, 10:00:07 PM
I hope he's dumb enough to refuse a deal.  It would be delicious to watch the feds put him away for a long time.

Not to mention, every gruesome detail of his crimes would come out during the trial, for the public to consume.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Feva on August 19, 2007, 12:00:48 AM
Quote from: paco on August 17, 2007, 01:49:00 PM
http://www.mcnabbisback.com/


Just terrible.

Ouch.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: PoopyfaceMcGee on August 19, 2007, 07:00:32 AM
Wait, what's going on with Vick?  I just drafted him in the 3rd round of a 12-teamer!!1
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: dis12 on August 22, 2007, 03:13:00 PM
QuoteJaguars | Perkins laid off
Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:36:24 -0700

Michael C. Wright, of the Florida Times-Union, reports the Jacksonville Jaguars have laid off the team's director of marketing Elizabeth Perkins because of the tough economic challenges faced by the company, according to team spokesman Dan Edwards.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
QuoteJaguars | Loft laid off
Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:35:40 -0700

Michael C. Wright, of the Florida Times-Union, reports the Jacksonville Jaguars have laid off the team's executive director of ticket sales Scott Loft because of the tough economic challenges faced by the company, according to team spokesman Dan Edwards.

"tough economic challenges"?  that's a new one
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: methdeez on August 22, 2007, 03:44:07 PM
No one goes to games or buys merch. Last year they had to permanently close off like 9,000 seats for the whole season.
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Sgt PSN on August 22, 2007, 03:47:13 PM
I drove through Jacksonville on my way out to KC and that place is a freaking dump.  I give McNabb credit for holding off until the 4th quarter before puking there because I felt like tossing my cookies after being in town for 10 minutes. 
Title: Re: 2007 NFL Offseason Stuff Thread
Post by: Diomedes on August 22, 2007, 06:09:20 PM
farg Florida