Palmeiro Busted For Roids, According to WFAN in NY

Started by CSD, August 01, 2005, 12:17:38 PM

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rjs246

#30
August 01, 2005, 01:29:06 PM Last Edit: August 01, 2005, 01:32:54 PM by rjs246
Raffy denies that he ever 'intentionally' took steroids.

"I must have fallen into a vat of cream and when I finally pulled myself out I pricked my toe on a syringe. I'm innocent I tells ya!"
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

QB Eagles

#31
August 01, 2005, 01:42:06 PM
Well, now we know one of Viagra's secret ingredients.

JTrotter Fan

#32
August 01, 2005, 01:56:23 PM
Quote from: CSD on August 01, 2005, 12:17:38 PM
Should be announced within the hour.

Bye bye HoF. Lied to congress too.

He's still going to the HoF.  No doubt about that.  He just won't be a first ballot guy now.  Maybe 2nd, 3rd or 4th time around.  3,000 hits is 3,000 hits.  Steroids don't make you place the ball in the right spot 3,000+ times.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

rjs246

#33
August 01, 2005, 01:57:04 PM
A lot of those dingers become fly balls to the warning track though...
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phillymic2000

#34
August 01, 2005, 02:01:44 PM
Yeah and I never intentionally,  :paranoid , uh never mind.

JTrotter Fan

#35
August 01, 2005, 02:24:04 PM
Well, he was only caught now...so you can't prove that he ever took it before now.  So they shouldn't be able to discount what he's done before now.  He's in.  He just casts a little doubt now, plus the fact that he lied under oath.
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

PhillyGirl

#36
August 01, 2005, 02:25:08 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on August 01, 2005, 02:24:04 PM
Well, he was only caught now...so you can't prove that he ever took it before now.  So they shouldn't be able to discount what he's done before now.  He's in.  He just casts a little doubt now, plus the fact that he lied under oath.

:-D
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

PhillyPhreak54

#37
August 01, 2005, 05:47:19 PM
Wow. I'm shocked that Raffy could be so ignorant...

How do you go on national TV in front of motherfargin CONGRESS and lie knowing damn well you are on juice?

1. If he was using while telling Congress he wasn't, he should've known to stop taking them because of the stricter policies.

2. He's even dumber if he started taking them after telling the nation and Congress that he wasn't.

I used to like Raffy, but jeez...what a dumbass.

phillymic2000

#38
August 01, 2005, 06:02:24 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on August 01, 2005, 02:24:04 PM
Well, he was only caught now...so you can't prove that he ever took it before now.  So they shouldn't be able to discount what he's done before now.  He's in.  He just casts a little doubt now, plus the fact that he lied under oath.

Yeah and it was the first time Sammy used cork too!! :bash

Rome

#39
August 01, 2005, 06:43:52 PM
Ironically, one of the side-effects of steroid use is impotence.

Who knew?

QB Eagles

#40
August 01, 2005, 07:38:09 PM
Apparently he needs performance enhancing drugs in both the batter's box and the bedroom.

PhillyGirl

#41
August 01, 2005, 07:39:16 PM
Quote from: QB Eagles on August 01, 2005, 07:38:09 PM
Apparently he needs performance enhancing drugs in both the batter's box and the bedroom.

Wasn't getting enough wood in either place, eh?
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

JTrotter Fan

#42
August 01, 2005, 09:45:51 PM
That is a classic PG...you need to copyright that one!!   :-D  :-D

You had everyone at my work laughing!!
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

PhillyGirl

#43
August 01, 2005, 09:52:12 PM
Glad you all enjoyed it.

No applause...just throw money.  :evil
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

PhillyGirl

#44
August 02, 2005, 01:51:07 PM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen
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