So Bored

Started by rjs246, July 28, 2005, 02:11:35 PM

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rjs246

Entertain me with random pictures or funny stories or chicks wearing dental floss or something.

I'm some of you weirdos have some weird stuff to share. Crackheads.

I'll start.

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

QuoteMost Annoying NFL TV Personalities- 8/23/2004
7.) Merril Hoge- I�m still lost as to how an average NFL player can suddenly become so damn cocky on TV.  You�d think that Hodge was a Hall of Famer, not just a mediocre running back with horrible hair.
6.) John Clayton- I don�t even need a joke here.
5.) Terry Bradshaw- Never has a man made being a loudmouthed goon into such a great gig.  Thanks to Terry, Terrell Owens is certain to have a future after football.
4.) John Madden- It�s not his blubbering analysis or his incessant �Booms!� that annoy me as much as the fact that his eyebrows and his hair are completely different colors.  I�m no makeup artist, but if your hair is gray, your eyebrows should be too.
3.) Stuart Scott- Any time Stu makes his way into the studio he�s going to be on top of the �most annoying� list regardless of the sport.
2.) Michael Irvin- The only thing louder than Irvin�s suits is his mouth.  Mike, it�s okay for your suit to have pin stripes, but your hair shouldn�t.
1.) Chris Berman- He will continue to lead this list until he ditches the same old, make-you-want-to-poke-ice-picks-into-your-ear-drums material. In other words, he�ll be here forever.

Discuss.

rjs246

With only those names I would probably list them in order of most annoying...
1)Hoge
2)Bradshaw
3)Madden
4)Scott
5)Irvin
6)Berman
7)Clayton

And where in the bloody hell is Sean Salisbury?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

I would just lump him in with light-bulb-head, since they do those awful staged arguments with each other.  Blech.

Tomahawk

Quote from: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 02:26:22 PM
With only those names I would probably list them in order of most annoying...
1)Hoge
2)Bradshaw
3)Madden
4)Scott
5)Irvin
6)Berman
7)Clayton

And where in the bloody hell is Sean Salisbury?

He's gotta be either .5 or 1.5

hbionic

When you take a dump...I've heard that if your shtein sinks, you're eating bad...if it floats, you're eating healthy. Any truth to that?
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Tomahawk

Quote from: hbionic on July 28, 2005, 02:31:16 PM
When you take a dump...I've heard that if your shtein sinks, you're eating bad...if it floats, you're eating healthy. Any truth to that?

I don't know. You're mom usually swallows it.

PoopyfaceMcGee


rjs246

Quote from: FFatPatt on July 28, 2005, 02:30:23 PM
I would just lump him in with light-bulb-head, since they do those awful staged arguments with each other. Blech.

Those things are the worst, but I always hate Salisbury more than Clayton afterwards.

Quote from: Tomahawk on July 28, 2005, 02:30:44 PM

He's gotta be either .5 or 1.5

That's about right.

Quote from: Tomahawk on July 28, 2005, 02:32:32 PM

I don't know. You're mom usually swallows it.

I just threw up on myself a little. Keep it coming!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Yeti

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

rjs246

Quote from: Yeti on July 28, 2005, 02:46:26 PM


I'm looking at the name of the picture and I really wish I could ses it.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

hbionic

Quote from: rjs246 on July 28, 2005, 02:47:40 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 28, 2005, 02:46:26 PM


I'm looking at the name of the picture and I really wish I could ses it.

C'mon...say it...you know you want to!
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


rjs246

Anything involving midgets makes me excited. Dammit. Show me midgets!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.