Women

Started by Diomedes, June 10, 2007, 09:28:23 PM

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Geowhizzer

Quote from: Diomedes on September 21, 2007, 02:26:22 PM
So yeah..I got married.

Poor woman...

Seriously, congrats, Dio.  May the marriage be a long and happy one.

methdeez

Women:
Should run the world.
I think there would be a lot less death, greed and destruction.
I mean, it would suck for men, but what can you do?

MadMarchHare

Start watching Everybody Loves Raymond - it'll make a lot more sense now.

Oh, and what the farg were you thinking.  Already done this twice, hasn't worked out so good.  Dumbass.

EDIT:  Hope you didn't do this for the nookie.....
Anyone but Reid.

Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

Cram it, attention whore. 

rjs246

Quote from: MadMarchHare on September 21, 2007, 06:55:10 PM
Start watching Everybody Loves Raymond - it'll make a lot more sense now.

That is the worst show on television and if that's what marriage were actually like I can guarantee that no one would ever get married or tell anyone else to get married. What a farging nightmare.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare

Not everyone lives across the street from their folks.

Other than that, it's pretty spot on.
Anyone but Reid.

rjs246

That makes me feel genuinely bad for you. No bullshtein.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare



Oh, now, you just wait a minute, boy.  Don't you dare talk to me about pity.  I don't need it.
Anyone but Reid.

PoopyfaceMcGee

You are winning ghoulpool, though.  Bonus!

Sgt PSN

Quote from: MadMarchHare on September 21, 2007, 08:16:31 PM
Not everyone lives across the street from their folks.

Other than that, it's pretty spot on.

It's also a spot on representation the relationship between Italian mothers and their youngest born son.  I know.  I'm Raymond.  

MadMarchHare

Me too.
And the only thing closer than my Mom to Marie, is my Dad to Frank.
Anyone but Reid.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: MadMarchHare on September 21, 2007, 08:26:29 PM
Me too.
And the only thing closer than my Mom to Marie, is my Dad to Frank.

My mom's not a short pudgy woman but she acts just like her.  For about half of the time that I was married we lived about 3 miles from my mom and she was constantly bringing food over (because she didn't think my ex could cook) and always criticizing the way my ex kept up the house (which was actually warranted).  She'd show up unannounced and always had snide little comments for my ex.  And of course, I could do no wrong.  I love it. 

I love it even more now that I'm 1100 miles away.

rjs246

Whenever the ladyfriend nags me about ANYTHING, even shtein that I completely ask for and deserve, it gets my hackles up. I can't imagine being in a relationship where the only form of communication is nagging and whining. farg that.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare

Anyone but Reid.